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Dynasty As They Wanna Be

Dynasty As They Wanna Be

Dynasty As They Wanna Be is a podcast where hosts (and husbands) Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari drill into every episode of Dynasty, the iconic 1980s television series starring John Forsythe, Linda Evans, and Joan Collins as members of the cat-fighting Carrington clan. Each week, Derrik and Kyler recap an installment of the landmark prime-time soap opera that defined an era with sequins and shoulder pads. For more information, visit nastypodcast.com.

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304 - The Will

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2020/03/19

Prepare to be completely and thoroughly surprised and disgusted. In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari complain about the toxic-yet-whiny masculinity of Jeff Colby (John James) and stand up for the right of Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) to open a "pleasure palace" of a hotel — but not flirt with her brother. Also, they chat about how COVID-19 has affected their drinking habits. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and

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303 - The Wedding

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2020/03/04

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari check into the La Mirada hotel for the first time. They also and bid farewell to Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) as Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) and Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) finally send the looney lodger back to the sanitarium. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and use promo code DYNASTY at stitcher.com/premium for your first month of Stitcher Premium for free.

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302 - The Roof

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2020/02/25

It's always your lousy money, isn't it? In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari let the good times roll as Michael Torrance aka Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson) says buh-bye to his gram and Nurse Susan (Christine Belford) introduces a red wine glass to the wall. They also speculate why Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) collects dolls. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and use promo code DYNASTY at stitcher.com/premium for your first month

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301 - The Plea

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2020/02/17

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip high balls and complain about the disappearance of Little Blake Carrington. How could this family be the victims of not one but two babynappings?! They also examine the introduction of long-lost Adam Carrington (Gordon Thompson) and the appearance of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) through a hole in some shrink wrap. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for

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222 - The Cliff

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2020/02/07

Blaaaaake! In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari bemoan the second season finale's ridiculous mountaintop tussle between Dr. Nick Toscani (James Farentino) and Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). Also, they express how totally weirded out they feel about the premarital disco sex of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care.

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221 - The Two Princes

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2020/01/31

In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sizzle over how horny Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner) become over their hatred of Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). They also discuss attending Dame Joan Collins' fabulous Palm Springs Speaks appearance and the Dynasty At the Disco after party. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care.

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220 - The Shakedown

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2020/01/23

In this week's soft and non-carbonated edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dish on the bizarre medical conditions of Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner) and Cladua Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood). They also confuse Santa Fe for San Jose and try to wrap their heads around the botched blackmail of Steven Carrington (Al Corley). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and check out saucebeauty.com for delicious hair care.

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219 - The Fragment

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2020/01/18

No star for you! In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari ponder why Steven Carrington (Al Corley) continues to employ hookers and dissect the over-the-top reveal of Logan Rhinewood's true identity. They also examine the espresso making technique of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com, and go to audibletrial.com/nastypodcast for your free audiobook.

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Bonus Episode: Dame Joan Collins

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2020/01/16

In this very special bonus episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, host Derrik J. Lang chats with the one and only Dame Joan Collins about her iconic career ahead of her appearance at the Palm Springs Speaks speaker series. For tickets, visit https://palmspringsspeaks.org. Also, we've launched our Patreon if you'd like to support Dynasty As They Wanna Be and be granted access to ad-free episodes, additional bonus content, exclusive polls, and more. For more information, check out

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218 - The Gun

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2020/01/09

Pew! Pew! In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari run for cover as Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) plots her revenge against Cecil Colby (Lloyd Bochner) after receiving the world's first-ever text message at Denver Carrington. They also reveal they had an exclusive phone conversation with, well, you'll just have to listen to the episode to find out. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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217 - Mother and Son

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2019/12/22

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari debate the sex appeal of new daddy Jeff Colby (John James) and the right of Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) to bear arms. They're also still reeling from the fallout following the catfight — or was it a contraton? — between Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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216 - The Baby

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2019/12/13

Let's get physical. In this week's Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari dissect the epic brawl between Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) and Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) — from the studio-shattering choreography to the shredded silk blouses. They also complain about the stealthiness of Claudia Blasidel (Pamela Bellwood) and their holiday house guests. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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215 - The Party

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2019/12/07

You should RSVP yes to Dynasty As They Wanna Be — and we didn't just make that up. In this week's episode, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari head to a party where Fallon Carrington (Pamela Sue Martin) is caught cheating on her husband, Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) is miraculously cured of fake blindness, and Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) wears gold lamé with mink accents. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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214 - The Iago Syndrome

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2019/11/23

We're here to pump ... you up. In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari hit the Carrington mansion gym to moan about Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) ditching Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) yet again. Also, they debate whether Claudia Blaisdel (Pamela Bellwood) should commit corporate espionage in order to find her annoying daughter. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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213 - The Hearing

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2019/11/14

In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip (and spit) martinis while discussing a very important government hearing — no, not that one — the one where a blind Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) embarrassingly attempts to expose "shady" Logan Rhinewood. They also debate whether Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) looks better wearing a navy blue cape or an all-red ensemble with big shoulders. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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212 - Blake's Blindness

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2019/11/07

Who's there?! In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari sip kir royales in honor of the preferred lunchtime cocktail of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) and revel in the blindness of Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). They also fantasize about the true identity of Logan Rhinewood and argue over New York City's best cannoli. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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211 - The Car Explosion (w/ Omar Barragan)

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2019/10/31

In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, host Derrik J. Lang is joined in New York City by hunky guest co-host Omar Barragan to imagine what Dynasty would've been like in the age of Instagram. They also discuss the whininess of Jeff Colby (John James) as well as the bad workout form (and hot bodies) of the football team owned by Blake Carrington (John Forsythe). For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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210 - Sammy Jo and Steven Marry

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2019/10/24

Behold! In this week's episode of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari are dishing the dirt on the thwarted abortion of Fallon Carrington Colby (Pamela Sue Martin) and the secret lust that Joseph Anders (Lee Bergere) apparently has for his employer. They also sip mai tais and wonder why Krystle Carrington (Linda Evans) wore a fur coat during a rain storm. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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209 - The Psychiatrist

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2019/10/17

Scandalous! In this week's installment of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari examine the motives of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) as she successfully convinces Blake Carrington (John Forsythe) to abscond to a suspicious Italian villa, lie to his wife, and put suntan lotion on her back. They also uncover a conspiracy involving Dynasty on Amazon and iTunes. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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208 - The Mid-East Meeting

Dynasty As They Wanna Be ·

2019/10/10

Is your passport up to date? In this week's edition of Dynasty As They Wanna Be, hosts Derrik J. Lang and Kyler K. Jafari celebrate the fabulous journey of Alexis Carrington (Joan Collins) to Rome and lament the decision of Steven Carrington (Al Corley) to employ the services of yet another lady hooker. Also, they pay tribute to incomparable trailblazer Diahann Carroll. For more info, visit nastypodcast.com.

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