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Real Horrorshow Podcast

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Sam and Stormy died and they can’t get into Heaven until they review every horror movie on Netflix.

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01:09:36

Let’s Get to the Bottom of This (Texas Chainsaw...

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/03/10

This week, we're reviewing the 2022 """"sequel"""" to the 1974 classic, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Don't worry if you've never seen it, because the writers of Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 also haven't watched the original, so you're in okay company. Because where this movie succeeds as a slasher, it fails at being what it's pretending to be--Halloween 2018 but with Leatherface and a chainsaw instead. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter:

25:50

Losing its Spice (Minishow Ep. 39)

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2022/03/03

Oh no, a siren is tormenting the town of Mystic Falls and has taken control of eeeevil Damon and eeeeevil Enzo! Meanwhile, Stefan and Caroline get engaged despite their lack of chemistry while Bonnie deals with losing the love of her life to another woman. But just when things can't get bad enough Matt's estranged father decides to make an appearance--I mean--we find out that the sirens are using Damon and Enzo to resurrect Satan himself...Kade. And that's just the first eight episodes of the final

54:26

A Very Special Horrorshow: Fifty Shades Freed

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2022/02/24

What a long strange journey it has been through the Fifty Shades of Grey franchise. Grey? Gray? Grey. This week, Sam and Stormy complete the trilogy that captures the hearts of a million horny women all over the world. 'Fifty Shades Freed' follows the story of Anna and Christian Grey as they deal with the turmoils of married life. Like having a baby, sunbathing nude, and hitting up the woman who molested you instead of getting therapy. Guest Find Us Online - Website:

22:51

The End is Near (Real Minishow Ep. 38)

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2022/02/16

There's no easy way to say this, but season 7 of 'The Vampire Diaries' was a MESS. They're really struggling to find their footing without the presence of their leading lady. Too many plotlines and too much jumping around--and this is coming from someone who loves non-linear storytelling. Also, this show is really starting to cross a line in who it chooses to put into romantic pairings (seriously, what is it with vampires and teenage girls?) Guest Find Us Online - Website:

49:21

DRAAAAMA in the Friend Group!! (The Descent)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/02/09

O.M.G We're back this week to discuss the all-time classic #girlpower horror movie, 'The Descent'!! This may be a super hot take, but 'The Descent' is absolutely a modern classic. It's also the perfect palet cleanser we need after the mess that was 'The Cave'. But I promise we don't compare the two THAT much. Only where it matters. Like dick size. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ -

28:42

4 Outta 5 Stars Can’t Be That Bad - Real Minishow Ep. 37

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/02/01

Oh boy, Vampire Diaries is getting fookin' wild. After Sam initially pointed out that Alaric has INSANE chemistry with all of his students, he's finally impregnated one. Well...not really...but that kind of makes the whole situation worse since Caroline was impregnated by a coven of witches against her will. Damon is also having a hard time coping without the love of his life, Elena, who's still sound asleep in her little coffin...just waiting for the day Bonnie dies. There are also a lot of

47:58

You Can Cast People Who Don’t Look the Same (The Cave)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2022/01/24

This week, we're reviewing 'The Cave' a 2005 movie about a group of people getting trapped in a cave...but it's not THAT movie about people getting stuck in a cave. We're also one movie away from becoming the official Piper Perabo fancast, something we never set out to do...but...she's in so many bad horror movies. We also talk about Sam's undiagnosed ADHD and her lack of object permanence. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod -

38:42

New Year’s Resolutions and Elena’s Long Nap (Real...

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2022/01/13

We’re finally back after a nice, long winter holiday. This week, we’ve finally finished season six of The Vampire Diaries, and we have a lot of hot takes regarding the hard left turn the showrunners take. And, because it’s the New Year, we talk a bit about what we hope to accomplish in 2022. Guest Pepper the Cat Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit:

54:07

Re-Broadcast of ‘The Spirit of Christmas‘

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/12/21

Originally released December 2019. There's a tragic lack of Christmas horror movies. So, for our 2019 Christmas special, join us in talking about 'The Spirit of Christmas' a film in which a high executive lawyer plows a sexy ghost. No, really, that's the plot. . . Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/ Good Things to Support -

40:16

Gobble Gobble(Dave Made a Maze)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/11/29

TikTok made us do it. This week, we’re reviewing the delightful adventure, comedy horror movie ‘Dave Made a Maze’ and ask the question: “What makes a horror movie?” ‘Dave Made a Maze’ follows the story of Dave, who made a maze out of cardboard boxes--which is a lot more complicated than it sounds. After being lost in the maze for three days, Dave’s girlfriend, his best friends, a documentary film crew, and a homeless man who “knows cardboard” embark on a whimsical journey through the maze to help

21:48

You Can‘t Just Date Every Man, Caroline (Real...

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/11/17

It's always nice to end a super stressful week with a thrilling Vampire Diaries Discussion. This week, Sam and Stormy still aren't on the same page as Sam completes Season 6 and Stormy's stuck on Episode 11. That's okay, it doesn't matter--much like the concept of death in this universe. Seriously, they're just always going to find loopholes to bring someone back to life. It's ridiculous. They also decide "Dave Made a Maze" will be the next movie they'll review because of TikTok. God, that app has

43:26

A Very Special Horrorshow: Halloweentown Kills

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/11/02

It’s two days past Halloween, which means it’s time for our Halloween Special! This year we’re taking a break from the Scream Queens to talk about the Teen Queens, with the original Halloweentown, starring the iconic Kimberly J. Brown. This is a first time viewing for Sam, so will she fall in love with it as a 28-year-old? Guest Shadow the Cat Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit:

01:20:25

Be Gay, Do Crime (Nightmare on Elm Street 2 feat. The...

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/10/18

For our 69th movie review, we have something very special for you dear listeners: Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge featuring David and Tyler from The Strawberry Bois podcast. Join us as we analyze the most heterosexual horror movie to come out in the 1980s. We’ll talk about how Freddy is the ultimate LGBTQ ally and whether or not Wes Craven (RIP) had an aversion to sweat. Seriously though. Why was Jesse so sweaty? Guest Sit down with David and Tyler as we shoot the shit, be goofy,

22:48

Real Minishow 34 - The Ultimate Betrayal

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/10/14

Stormy watched Vampire Diaries without Sam. That's it. That's the episode. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit: www.realhorrorshow.com/submission-guidelines/ Good Things to Support - Quileute Move to Higher Ground: https://mthg.org/ - Red Canary Song: https://www.redcanarysong.net/ - List of BLM Affiliated Charities: https://bit.ly/3wSMW47 Credits - Host: Samantha Oty

40:45

Goode is Evil!! (Fear Street 1666)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/09/26

We’ve reached the end of our journey through time with the final installment of the Fear Street Trilogy: Fear Street 1666. In the exciting conclusion, we learn the truth of Sarah Fier and her gal pal Hannah. Was Sarah the witch they say she was, or was she merely another victim of the Shadyside Curse? We also talk about Stormy’s exciting adventures as a college professor, and Sam continues to schill her mediocre play--which premiers October 7, 2021 in Columbus, OH at MadLab theatre. Very

50:28

Sam, That Tornado is Too Close (Fear Street 1978)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/09/14

Should you perform CPR on a murder victim with multiple stab wounds? We ask the experts and the answer may shock you! This week, we continue our discussion of the ‘Fear Street’ trilogy with Part 2. We’re taken back to 1978 as The Axeman wreaks havoc on Camp Nighthawk, leaving sisters Ziggy and Cindy to fight for their lives as they try to solve the mystery of Sarah Fier. We also talk about our favorite Steven King novels and the probability of walking on a compound fracture. Guest Shadow the Cat

55:57

According to Urban Dictionary... (Fear Street 1994)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/08/29

R.L. Stine paved the way for children and tween horror, so we’re excited to dive into the “Fear Street” a film trilogy based on the YA novels of the same name. In this episode, we’re taking it back all the way to 1994 as we follow Deena and her friends as they try to escape a centuries-old curse and get her girlfriend back. We also consult Urban Dictionary to remember what the dating base system is, and whether or not the character Kate should be in prison. So, join us as we enter Shadyside

30:59

August is a Sh*t Month (Real Minishow Ep. 33)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/08/16

We are back from our accidental vacation, and we're so excited to get back to talking about The Vampire Diaries season 4. Elena and Caroline are off to college while Stefan is locked in a safe at the bottom of the quarry, and Jeremy is getting bullied in school for faking his own death. No, really, that's where we are at this point. Still loving it though. We also pick our next movie to review. Or, should I say movies? Hehe. Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter:

58:36

Is that a Harry Potter Reference (Horns)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/07/20

**TRIGGER WARNING** This episode contains discussion of sexual assault. *** This week we’re discussing ‘Horns’ a 201[x] horror (?) movie staring Daniel Radcliffe and Juno Temple. The story follows a distraught young man who’s accused of murdering his ethereal girlfriend as he begins to grow horns. We discuss whether or not this movie should be categorized as a horror movie and why Nick from ‘The Handmaid’s Tale’ ain’t sh*t. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com -

38:24

Didn't See that Coming! (Real Minishow Ep. 32)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/07/09

This week Sam got to go to her first concert in over a year and had a super fun traumatizing experience while trying to leave Washington, DC. She and Stormy also talk about the possibility of forming a weather-themed band. I don't know, I think we'd have kind of a '70s glam rock vibe. Like Sonny and Cher. We're also picking our next movie to review along with discussing the second half of The Vampire Diaries. Elena becomes a raging b*tch to deal with the loss of her brother Jeremy, Bonnie also

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