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Middle Children

Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns

Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in

comedy comedy interviews

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49:54

Between Grocery Store Cashiers and Private...

Middle Children ·

2022/08/29

We’re back and beautiful. Chris just got back from upstate with Otis and Jessie has been trying to get Winnie adjusted to having a dog around. What’s new in sex? Embarrassing story of the week is back: Jessie’s check out story. Chris remembers his RA days in college, and we chat about roommate issues. What a trip down memory lane. We love you! Patreon anyone? You know you want to check it out Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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57:46

Between Fighting like Cats & Dogs and Connie's Caramels

Middle Children ·

2022/08/22

The intro today is sharp! Chris has been wiped out from keeping the pup inside, Jessie’s orange tutu made an appearance and she dropped her new podcast! Winnie is going to meet the boyf’s dog, it’s going to go well though. We hit a Hallmark today: Connie’s Cottage and World Famous Caramels, a creamy story that you’ll fall in love with. Check out Jessie’s new show “Happily Ever Heard Of It” and of course the Middle Children Patreon!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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46:28

Between Stadium Concerts and Social Recluses

Middle Children ·

2022/08/15

Chris went to Lady Gaga and has some opinions. We love the Apple store, Jessie’s spent some serious time with the geniuses. She’s thriving but also found out her boyf runs cold, oh no! What does everybody sleep in? Chris has another wedding coming up, and the puppy is doing great. We close this one talking about some shows, and of course we love you! All you new listeners head over to the Patreon for more content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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47:50

Between Magicians and Dream Birthdays

Middle Children ·

2022/08/08

Howdy! The energy this week is sure to make you laugh. Chris is a FATHER to a cute lil pup. We’re both heading to another wedding soon. Do you cry at weddings? Jessie describes her ideal 40th birthday party, complete with all the magicians you could want, as well as her ideal wedding dress. Chris is recommending Woodstock 99, a documentary about a crazy music festival. Lady Gaga on Thursday, weeeee! Patreon? Costumes? We promise it’s worth it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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45:58

Between Sad Improv and Reconnecting Behind the Couch

Middle Children ·

2022/08/01

We’re back, full of energy, and guess what? We’re recording video! Jessie went to see 'Into The Woods' with Sara Bareilles and it was sooo good. Chris doesn’t have much going on but he fills us in on a couple fun things, going to see Lady Gaga is the highlight. IMPROV is back! We get into three silly scenes to close this one out. Lots of giggles this week! Come check out our costumes on Patreon, Chris has a stunning orange wig and Jessie looks fierce! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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67:52

Between Serving Looks & Going Down Under

Middle Children ·

2022/07/25

110!!! Chris hasn’t been feeling quite himself lately so he’s been trying to go to Rumble more often. We both look haunting (in the good way). Jessie just got back from a visit to her friends farm in Tennessee, boy did they have a lot of chickens. We jump into a longer Hallmark that is a giggler for sure: Going Down Under, two British journalists visit the American South. We missed you last week, if you missed us and you need more; go check out the Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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57:20

Between Fall Fashion Fantasies and Disney Channel...

Middle Children ·

2022/07/11

Chris is back from Miami and it was HOT! Our distaste for the heat leads us into a conversation about the downfalls of summer, and how much we LOVE fall. Autumn is such a fashion statement, do you agree? Jessie’s been feeling really good, and her energy gets us into reminiscing about Disney channel original movies that we love. So much enjoyment to be had from this episode. We record a Patreon episode after this, are you gonna check it out? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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58:48

Between Waking Up On The Wrong Side Of The Bed and...

Middle Children ·

2022/07/04

Happy 4th if you're into that sort of thing. Chris woke up on the wrong side of the bed today, Jessie has been having vivid dreams. Have you ever done a dab? Jessie might go to a hot dog eating contest, and Chris is off to Miami to get back into his groove! We get the scoop about Jessie’s casino vacay, all is well with the BF. Improv is back for this week with three skits that happen to be quite funny: the diner, the return, and the catch up. Love youuu We dropped some hints about some of the

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67:18

Between Traveling With Big Hats & Cynthia Being A...

Middle Children ·

2022/06/27

Jessie just got back from her trip, and brought back a big hat (Thanks Claire!). We discuss desserts, canker sores, a great H&M experience, sleeping through our gym classes, and so much more in this fab episode. We take a break from reality with a real funny Hallmark that’s sort of a pitch and a behind the scenes: One Note At A Time, “kinda like Pitch Perfect but better.” Do you want more? Have you even looked at the Patreon? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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45:28

Between A Jetsetter Lifestyle and Hating Customs

Middle Children ·

2022/06/20

This one has video …. on Patreon!! Chris got back from Madrid, LA is next, wahoo! Jessie has a lot of fun coming up: the casino, an airbnb, her outdoorsy spirit and more. We tell a couple embarrassing stories and chat about massages and customs. Chris had a rough time getting back from Spain. Don’t you just love travel woes? We close on some funny banter about travel, and end on a good note. Do you want more? Patreon anybody? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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46:56

Between Flying Anxiety and Living in the Present

Middle Children ·

2022/06/13

Jessie is coming in HOT for this one, Chris is tired but he’s going to Spain (don’t worry we get the scoop)! We chat about travel/flight anxiety, we move into a clothing conversation. JESSIE HAS A BOYFRIEND, we love it. Chris reveals he was an exchange student, and we discuss international travel and how we used to be so carefree. We close with what our wedding dress would look like. Did you get the Patreon yet? It’s coming next week.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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67:56

Between Winnie the Warrior and Aquarium Kissing

Middle Children ·

2022/06/06

ANNOUNCEMENT: We’re making an update to the Patreon, so listen closely everyone. Winnie had a vet appointment and it’s a story! Jessie has an important moment coming up, she’s meeting the guy she’s been seeing’s friends, oooooh. We give a taste of a high Hallmark: A Christmas Reveal, a hilarious story about a dressmaker. Don’t forget to sign up for the Patreon to get those sweet sweet extras! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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53:42

Between Having Covid and Miniature Love

Middle Children ·

2022/05/23

We are anti rodents! To kick this episode off, Jessie killed a fly and Chris killed a mouse. Chris got covid for the first time and got got but he’s good now. Since he hasn't been in real life this week we jump in to a Hallmark movie. Angela Spambury is back in: No Love Too Small, a craft masterpiece! Leave some reviews y’all! We love ya Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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62:06

Between Losing Our Minds and Poor Customer Service

Middle Children ·

2022/05/16

Chris spaced recording but we recover gracefully, he got a haircut and it leads us into a discussion about Jessie’s hair because she’s due for a cut too. We discuss tattoos and Chris is fighting with a company so we get the inside scoop on the drama. We hate bad customer service and tell some stories to close out. This one is all about relatability baby. Patreon? Go check it out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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70:20

Between Finding Angela Spambury and Interior Design...

Middle Children ·

2022/05/09

Jessie has a new friend, and the story is such a dream! Did someone say mannequin? She loves it, her name shall be Angela Spambury. Jessie may have found her husband, ahhhhh!! We definitely missed the improvisation so we bring it, The Hallmark is back this week with some energy: A Man-sion In The Woods. Send us suggestions, submit embarrassing stories, leave us a review, check out the Patreon, and don’t forget … we love you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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48:30

Between Being Trapped In Portugal and Manifesting...

Middle Children ·

2022/05/02

Episode One Hundred Baby!!! Thank you all for your continued support. Jessie made it back from Portugal after such a trip, we get the whole scoop and it’s a big one. She switched hotels, ate amazing food, and tested positive. Chris won’t move back to Brooklyn, and his birthday just passed so send him some praise if you missed it. Can’t we just catch up? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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56:08

Between Being Bald and Perfect Birthdays

Middle Children ·

2022/04/11

We chat about trichotillomania to intro this one! Can straight guys and girls be friends? Do you touch on a date? Chris is going to LA soon and got a haircut. Jessie went on a final date, and we’re making plans to catch one of those cruises soon! We close with a daydream about birthday vacations, filled with everything we could ever want. Wouldn’t it be great to have F U money? We got some great reviews this week, go write one of your own this week? Please? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit

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60:04

Between Wild Deer and Skunk Dreams

Middle Children ·

2022/04/04

Update from last week, Chris got left on read… We kick this week off with some hilarious conversation: chocolate bars, the body of Christ, and Chris’ recurring dreams. Then we chat about some shows/movies we’ve been into, short kings, and Jessie has a second date coming up. Chris is thinking about moving to Astoria, this one is jam packed with content thats sure to keep you listening. As always, check the Patron out if you want more, leave us a review, you know the drill! Learn more about your ad

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49:58

Between Butterscotch Fantasies and Classic Red Velvet

Middle Children ·

2022/03/28

Back at it again with some fire content. We open this one discussing Bad Vegan, it was sooo wierd. We then get into our dating lives: Chris recaps a Tinder date and Jessie had a FaceTime date and a date that ended differently than usual. Jessie tries to play matchmaker for Chris and it starts a conversation about his dating life. How much do you like cake? Slide into our DMs with an embarrassing story or a review! Go check out the Patreon if you need more of us Learn more about your ad choices

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65:18

Between Sinking in the Mud & Tic Tacs for Love

Middle Children ·

2022/03/21

Chris is going through changes in his career and Jessie offers some support. Jessie had a pretty weird weekend, so she gives us the scoop and then tells us her plans to explore some new neighborhoods. We get into an embarrassing story submission that has us cracking up, and then we finish with a Hallmark pitch: Tic For Tack, a doctor story. How iconic! We love you, go check the Patreon babes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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