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The Worst Movie Ever Made

Join Chris, Rob, and Bob as they hilariously dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Between Chris’s alliterative nonsense, Rob’s skewed insights from South Park binges, and Bob"s unpredictable naps, you"re in for a wild cinematic ride. Enjoy dodgy bumpers, laugh-worthy clips, and Rob"s wacky ad reads. Decide their next debacle via Instagram votes. Dive into cinematic chaos every Wednesday. Discover more at www.theworstmovieevermade.com. 🍿🎥😂

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01:33:01

#109 - Cobra

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/07/26

On today's episode, we watch Sylvester Stallone marble-mouth his way through a marauding gang motorbiking axe murderers, or something. Just like every Steven Seagal movie we've covered on this show, Stallone's Cobra also suffers from a very bad case of "fuck, he's good" syndrome, and he wants us all to know that he can do no wrong. Except for the police assault, and the witness banging, and the wanton destruction of small businesses, and killing way more people than the

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01:23:11

#108 - Old Dogs

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/07/19

John Travolta loves to kill dogs, and that includes 2009's Old Dogs. You heard it here first. Protect your pooches, or he's gonna get 'em! Analog emojis! Smacking somebody’s son with a soccer ball! Cringeworthy cross-eyed comedy! Charlie gets cheap chuckles! Tan Dan Indian Latin Oompa Loompa laughs! Homophobic hilarity! Camp counselors kid free Frisbee! Grieving group golf! Nutshot shenanigans! Seth Green! Facial paralysis punchlines! Little leprechaun in a business suit! Black guy whisperers

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01:31:52

#107 - Michael

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/07/12

We're coming in hot this week with more John Travolta! We've done Battlefield Earth! We've done Wild Hogs! We've done Gotti! And this week, we're doing Michael... the syrup secreting Archangel with a penchant for murdering dogs on set apparently. Moving on... Es-kid-mos! Bob Hoskins punching poor defenseless plants! Gullible girl getting got by three guys! Doggy diatribe! Judge defendant bing-bong! Upstaging the house band! Rover revival ramifications! Michael’s magnetism means maidens may make

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01:27:21

#106 - Nothing But Trouble

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/07/05

We really bit the boner on this one with Dan Aykroyd's Nothing But Trouble, and we really don't have much to say aside "fuck this movie," and "fuck Bob" for winning last week's poll. But we're trying to find The Worst Movie Ever Made... for science, so this is what we do, even if we don't want to do it sometimes. Lawyer/client bing-bong! Fleeing from the fuzz! Death by boner coaster! John Dressed in Drag! Saying Sorry to São Paulo! Sinful use of stardom to

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01:22:19

#105 - On Deadly Ground

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/06/28

This is the best episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made, and it's brought to you by Aegis Essential Oils (TM). In this confused and baffling exploration of environmental awareness, we see Steven Seagal run funny, type funny, get thrown like a rag doll like a bear, and kill a shitload of innocent people in the process. What a hoot! It’s Inuits, not eskimos! Wanton destruction of small business (again, again)! Tapping the tribal chief! Seagall’s Sexcimo bear-battle spirit walk! Annihilating

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01:17:49

#104 - Doom

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/06/21

Today marks TWO ENTIRE FUCKING YEARS OF DOING THIS SHOW! And how do we celebrate? Did we build a cake? Nope. Did we read fan mail? No, because our listeners hate us as much as we hate ourselves for watching this donkey-doo week after week. Did we watch yet another movie starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? Yes. Yes, we certainly did. And Rob watched another Avengers movie, so we think it goes without saying that morale is low. Let's get into it! Tequila madness! Bitching out the boy

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01:25:43

#103 - No Holds Barred

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/06/14

This week we talk about 2014's Guardians of the Galaxy. Just kidding, we actually talk about No Holds Barred, which is basically the same thing. Wrestlers named Rip! Garbage gay bar gags! Felonious fighting rings! Manhandling the hostess by her head! The mattress firm fitness foothold and fapping fakery! Glistening baby oiled buttocks! Workplace womanizing! Server size nine self-burns! Rapey kidnap attempts! Unintentional suicide! Wanton destruction of small business (again)! Industrial

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01:11:42

#102 - Leonard Part 6

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/06/07

Bill Cosby is a lot like Jello Pudding left out in the sun on a hot summer day; slimy and nauseating. Without any further introduction, let's talk about Leonard Part 6: Mouth flap meandering! Five star team win! Comedy shortcomings in a Cosby comedy! Leonard leaving without letting his little one loose from a lasso! Lobster Cosby crotch! Overburdening ostriches! Playboy pipe logic! Jello Pudding! Egregious gribbit gags! Jane Fondles! Lambo cannons! Royalty free farts! Show stopping Cosby shots,

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01:13:23

#101 - The Disaster Artist

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/05/31

It's time to end the season, and it's only fitting that we talk about The Disaster Artist for our "good movie" episode! For those of you who have been following closely, you know already that The Room won the worst movie of the season, so we figured we'd give our favorite bad production a nod with this James Franco Adaptation. Sympathetic eccentricities! Creative cringe! Foreigner's football fascination! Supremely painful premieres! Dirty asses, beautiful hair, and much,

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01:16:38

#100 - Samurai Cop

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/05/24

We made it to episode 100! Let's celebrate it by looking at some boobs and listening to some one-liners! Samurai cop! Let's do this: Offensively ineffective effects! Multiverse of mullets! Unwavering womanizing! Proto-Simpsons stroke guy! Decapitating the defenseless! Face and then a bunch more face! Patrol pussy hot pockets! Washington’s black gift! Investigative oil boil! Gentle tumbles at the blue lagoon! Rob hates Thor, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie

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01:15:51

#99 - Yor, the Hunter from the Future

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/05/17

This week, we talk about "Yor, the Hunter from the Future," or as we like to call it, ""Reb Brown, the Dolph Lundgren from the Bargain Bin." This movie is a little bit He-Man, and a little bit Star Wars, but it's mostly a disjointed piece of shit that has the entertainment value of slamming your dick in a car door, and the subtlety of a pillowcase full of doorknobs being thrown down a service stairwell. Okay, so check it out: Yor saving only the sexy! Lots of cheekage

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01:18:08

#98 - Troll 2

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/05/10

Open your mouths, our little friends! We're ready to sedate you with our viscous green goop as we dive into the tawdry tale of Troll 2. So grab a double-decker bologna sandwich, get your poppin' corn ready, and let's take a trip to the town of Nilbog: population, you! Peeping tomming! Pursuing and pancaking a bewildered woman in the wilderness! The meet and greet B&E! Feral and preposterous soft-core corn porn! Goblin genocide! They’re eating my mom! They're going to eat me next!

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01:10:23

#97 - The Room

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/05/03

It's taken us 97 weeks, but we've finally given into peer pressure and watched The Room. A film that needs no introductions, so just give us a few minutes, bitch! Denny attempting to dick down our duo! Minutes long love making! Johnny’s ill judged jesting! Freaking your friend’s fiancé! Bullying your buddy on a balcony! Breast cancer boomerang! Alcohol is for offenders, weed is for weirdos, and friends are manipulative! Mid merriment impromptu infidelity! I lost Johnny but I still have

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01:15:49

#96 - Leprechaun

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/04/26

Fiddle dee-dee! Episode 96 it be! We've got our four-leaf clovers, and there's so much we've seen! We're talking of course about Leprechaun! One of the films of all time. Let's get into it, shall we?! Kidnapping Celtic creatures! Pogo parricide! Unexpected shoe-shine expectorating! Ozzie! Bailing on the boy setting bear traps in the barn! Dyson and Dum-Dums! Paying for paint thinner! Jameson, nice! Ear biting boot maneuvers! Truck won’t start...twice! Very odd cut up dead cow

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01:13:30

#95 - Tank Girl

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/04/19

Today, we talk about tank girl; a movie that takes 72 minutes to show us... a tank girl. This film is rife with edgy eighth-grade toilet humor, and that's where this movie belongs. And thanks to more faulty Pipe Logic™, we know exactly where this film will end up in history when we slam the handle, and wash away the sin that is Tank Girl. Girl and boy bursting in on boyfriend’s botanical birthday suit! Blowing away bovine Battlefield Earth ground beef style! Prostituting children! Asian amputee

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01:22:28

#94 - Mac and Me

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/04/12

We have no words for Mac and Me. Just watch it, listen to this episode, and then agree with us. Exposing earth to extracted extraterrestrials! Letting the lifeforms leave the lab! Table-sawing teen! EBAY ET eviscerating the entire house! Inhumane humanoid hoovering! McMerriment! Causing collisions careening your chair into traffic! Dr. declares death of “me” immediately! Obvious product placement moments! Whistling electricity fingers! Crawling inside the teddy flesh! Robert Patrick running

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01:18:31

#93 - Sharknado

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/04/05

Today marks the beginning of season 10. Our B-Movie Season! It also marks one year since Bob joined us in this masochistic endeavor that we call a podcast. And we're here with a question for all of you: what do you get when you cross Twister with Jaws? We don't know, because Sharknado wasn't that film, and we hated every single second of it. Here's why: Buttloads of blatant butt focus! Molestation! Shameful shark slander! Old people can’t hear! Supreme stupidity! Mako menstruation

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01:05:51

#92 - Tremors

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/03/29

We wrap up season 9 with Tremors, which is a good movie! Season 9 was all about huge expectations, and how big names and budgets could still leave a cinematic skid mark in their wake for all of us to witness. And as we transition to season 10, which will be our "B-Movie" season, we thought that Tremors would be an excellent bookend! So enjoy our banter, because this is as good as it's gonna get before season 10 starts! Superb foreshadowing! Perfect pacing! Sick soundtrack! Correct

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01:20:51

#91 - Alien Vs Predator

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/03/22

We wrap up season 9 with Alien Vs. Predator; a patronizing piece of garbage that has nothing to offer, and somehow looks worse than the movies it's supposed to be sequeling. And this concludes our season of great expectations. Does this steaming turd basket beat out Gigli to take the title for season 8? Well, you'll just have to tune in to decide for yourself... but actually we decided, because that's what we do on this show if you're a new listener. You're right to have your own opinion, but our

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01:19:43

#90 - Gigli

The Worst Movie Ever Made ·

2023/03/15

Giggity, giggity, Gigli! We've been doing this for a long time now, and we gotta say... we might be able to call it quits after this one. We finally found the worst movie ever made... or did we? We'll let you be the judges of that, dear listeners. There's not much that we can say in this write-up that hasn't already been said on the recording, so let's just get to listing off all the prime nugs like we normally do! Simulating psych wards! Second rate super erratic suspect rain man! Kidnapping the

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