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The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe

Gastor Almonte and Shalewa Sharpe

The War Report w/ G-N-S is comedy a podcast about the news that matters; but also the news that doesn"t. We cover Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The best news and pop culture podcast - period. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte.

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00:34:43

Bonus EP - School Choices

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/03/11

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Gastor's stress dealing with his child's High School admission results. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:55:00

Ep. 176 - One Law a Day

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/03/07

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the feral cats of Chicago, the effectiveness of toe-licking as a fundraiser, and how to break the law and get away with it. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:32:51

Bonus EP - No Pivot

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/03/04

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recovery, Wendy's changing course, and how to win a tree tossing contest on the low. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:59:21

Ep. 175 - Temporary Setup

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/02/29

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about fentanyl lollypops, IRS auditing private jet usage, and McDonald's launching a WcDonalds.Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:36:19

Bonus EP - Steel City Love

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/02/26

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how cold Pittsburgh is, AI being used in job applications, and make an odd argument for job diversity.Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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01:00:07

Ep. 174 - Early

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/02/22

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an unsuccessful Bonnie and Clyde, potty mouth parrots, and a steel Tesla showing signs of rust. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:37:36

Bonus EP - Salsa & Ranch

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/02/19

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their favorite condiments, the return of Mayo, and why baby boomers won't sell their homes. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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01:01:42

Ep. 173 - Trust No One

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/02/15

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the power of Usher over men of a certain age, Super Bowl ratings records and Americans not trusting anybody. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:32:53

Ep. 172 - Bodega Members Only

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/02/08

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the changes at Gastor's corner store, the things we've been accidently eating, and the last two times Shalewa found hair in her food. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:48:06

Ep. 171 - Land of Frozen Teslas

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/02/01

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tesla charging stations failing due to Chicago's winter, overlooked earthquakes, and the benefits to working the 8-hours a day that make the most sense to you. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:32:58

Bonus EP - Killer Smoothie

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/01/29

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a wife trying to kill her husband through smoothies, the surprising amount of microplastics in your water, and humans beating AI in terms of value. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:53:10

Ep. 170 - 400 Solid

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/01/25

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about making 400 sperm donations, the return of child labor, and how a group of marsupials fuel their sex sessions. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:37:52

Bonus EP - Second Childhood

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/01/22

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the wasted weed in Canada, and the deadly cats that can solve all of our problems! Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:57:30

Ep. 169 - My Foot Weighs a Ton

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/01/18

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about being nude at a Bass Pro Shop, rebranding smudge candy, and Shalewa plans her return to the game Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:26:48

Bonus EP - Keep Reinventing

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/01/15

In today's bonus episode, Gastor is joined by the homie Ariel Leaty and they discuss California making it illegal to ask about cannabis use in a job interview, a New York Yankee legend playing with the Philharmonic and and teenager beats Tetris! Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Check out Ariel Leaty! Twitter: @arielleaty Instagram: @arielleaty And her podcast The Fraudsters w/ Justin Williams and Seena Ghaznavi Theme music "Guns

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00:48:59

Ep. 168 - Shout Out to New Jersey

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/01/11

In today's episode, Gastor is joined by the homie Ariel Leaty of the Fraudsters Podcast, and they discuss Spirit putting a child on the wrong plane, Mickey Mouse becomes public domain and one of the oddest world records ever attempted. Get better soon Sha! Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Check out Ariel Leaty! Twitter: @arielleaty Instagram: @arielleaty And her podcast The Fraudsters w/ Justin Williams

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00:32:42

Bonus EP - Middle-management dreams

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/01/08

In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new IRS tax breaks for 2024, rising stamp prices and people sneaking onto international flights. Follow The Team: Instagram @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:59:49

Ep. 167 - New Year, New Ankle

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2024/01/04

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's recent ankle injury, multitasking reindeer, and children flying to the wrong city on Spirit Airlines. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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00:55:42

Ep. 166 - Otters in my slacks

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/12/28

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about smuggling otters on a plane, and the most searched terms on Google. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/warreportpod/support

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00:49:52

Ep. 165 - Mile High Hurdle

The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe ·

2023/12/21

In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Trump's hurdle in Colorado, Blossom fired from Jeopardy, and the post-shutdown drop in the population of New York City. Follow the Team on Social Media Instagram: @WarReportPod @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Twitter: @SilkyJumbo @GastorAlmonte Theme music "Guns Go Cold" provided by Kno of Knomercyproductions Twitter: @Kno Instagram: @KnoMercyProductions --- Support this podcast:

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