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Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets Pop Culture

Political Humor Today"s News / Caloroga Shark Media

In the spirit of The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight, and yes, even those Pod Save America guys, we’re cutting through the chaos of Trump’s second term and the Democrats’ sudden hot streak. From Zohran Mamdani shocking New York to Gavin Newsom redrawing democracy with a kombucha in hand, we’ll break down the biggest stories with sharp humor, a little parody, and zero political homework required. Come for the sass, stay for the sanity—and blame the A.I. for the jokes that don’t land.

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7:46

Trump Heads to Walter Reed: Does the Presidential...

Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets... ·

2025/04/10

Patrick Gutfield delivers hilarious commentary on President Trump's upcoming Walter Reed physical. From Truth Social announcements to imaginary presidential scales that magically add height and subtract weight, Gutfield explores the funny side of White House health checks. Watch Gutfield's take on what Trump's "never felt better" really means and why presidential medical exams might be different from yours.

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7:55

Joe Rogan, Dave Portnoy and Ben Shapiro TURNING on...

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2025/04/09

Patrick Gutfield breaks down how Joe Rogan and Trump's biggest podcast allies Dave Portony and Ben Shapiro are jumping ship as tariffs CRUSH the economy! Watch Wall Street MELTDOWN while Chanel and Gucci executives panic over their six-thousand-dollar bags. Plus: The government's new nine hundred ninety-eight dollar daily immigrant fine that has everyone talking! Even Elon Musk calls Trump's advisers "dumber than a sack of bricks" in this episode more EXPLOSIVE than anything on The Joe Rogan

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7:11

Trump TANKS Economy While Resurrecting EXTINCT...

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2025/04/08

Patrick Gutfield delivers explosive commentary on this week's most outrageous political stories! Listen as he exposes Trump's contradictory market crash statements, reveals the REAL reason behind his multimillion-dollar military parade plans, and takes you inside the secret facility where scientists have brought terrifying dire wolves back from extinction! Corporate elites are jumping ship as tariffs devastate Wall Street - find out which billionaires are panicking! Plus, exclusive details on the

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9:55

Canadians BOYCOTT America as 97-Year-Old Virgin...

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2025/04/07

Patrick Gutfield exposes the TRUTH about Canada's tourist rebellion against America and ridiculous penguin tariffs! Plus, a 97-year-old tortoise becomes a mother, priceless Beatles tape found collecting DUST in Vancouver, and Wall Street CRASHES harder than your high school reputation! The late night comedy they don't want you to see, so its a morning podcast instead!

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8:15

ROYAL VEGGIE SCANDAL: King Charles' Carrot...

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2025/04/06

Ted Cruz just TURNED on Trump over tariffs that could cost Americans THOUSANDS! Meanwhile, Obama emerges from retirement with a SCATHING critique that has Sean Hannity FUMING! And you won't BELIEVE what King Charles is doing with vegetables at Buckingham Palace while Birmingham DROWNS in garbage and RATS are literally ATTACKING citizens! Patrick Gutfield breaks down the SHOCKING political betrayals and BIZARRE royal behavior that the mainstream media doesn't want you to hear! DOWNLOAD NOW before

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10:17

COMMANDER-IN-GOLF: Trump ABANDONS Fallen Heroes While...

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2025/04/05

OUTRAGEOUS! Trump SKIPS honoring fallen troops to play golf with SAUDI BILLIONAIRES while Wall Street CRASHES and BURNS! The world's richest people just lost SEVENTY-FOUR BILLION DOLLARS in ONE DAY and Americans are now FORCED to use POTATOES for Easter because eggs cost TOO MUCH! Patrick Gutfield exposes how the President who once ATTACKED Biden for checking his watch at a military ceremony couldn't even be BOTHERED to show up AT ALL! Meanwhile, Musk, Bezos, and Zuckerberg are HEMORRHAGING money

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8:47

EXPOSED: Trump TAXES PENGUINS While Springsteen...

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2025/04/04

Patrick Gutfield DESTROYS Trump's penguin tariff madness and Wall Street MELTDOWN! Plus, Bruce Springsteen wants $350 for songs nobody wanted in the first place! Catch the show Washington elites DON'T want you to hear as Patrick exposes the TRUTH about empty islands paying taxes and overpriced rock star nostalgia! America's favorite political comedy that tells it like it is!

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6:49

Trump's Liberation Day Tariffs, Bill Maher's MAGA...

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2025/04/03

Patrick Gutfield delivers savage takes on Trump's 'Liberation Day' tariffs, Russia's pearl-clutching, Bill Maher's mind-blowing White House dinner with Kid Rock, and NYC's subway map redesign that somehow forgets to include the rats. Your daily dose of political comedy that'll have you laughing through the pain of higher prices.

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9:52

Trump defines what a woman is

Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets... ·

2025/04/02

Outspoken comedian Patrick Gutfield delivers a devastating takedown of everything from President Trump's gender definitions to Earth's soil crisis in his latest viral monologue. Gutfield's razor-sharp commentary doesn't spare anyone - taking aim at politicians, tech billionaires, and even breakfast spreads with his trademark sarcastic style. Watch as he hilariously explains what really happens to Gen X careers and why Bluesky's anti-Zuckerberg t-shirts might actually save their business model.

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8:01

Patrick Gutfield ROASTS Trump's Museum Control and...

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2025/04/01

Podcasting's most savage host delivers a blistering takedown of Trump's attempt to rewrite American history through the Smithsonian, and imagines Jeff Bezos emerging from a giant Amazon box at his Venice wedding. Gutfield also explores the Vatican's first "millennial saint" with his trademark wit, suggesting Carlo Acutis is "the Justin Bieber of Catholicism." Don't miss his perfect analogy for Trump's museum meddling: "That's like putting me in charge of determining what constitutes haute cuisine

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6:09

Trump's Foreign Policy MELTDOWN: Gutfield Exposes...

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2025/03/31

Podcasting's sharpest political comic delivers a savage takedown of Trump's contradictory foreign policy moves. Watch as Patrick Gutfield brilliantly skewers the president's hot-and-cold relationship with Putin ("Trump is simultaneously furious while maintaining their beautiful friendship") and his bizarre obsession with acquiring Greenland ("Nothing says 'reasonable foreign policy' like coveting an autonomous territory that's repeatedly said, 'No thanks!'"). The segment reaches peak comedy when

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9:01

TRUMP'S TRILLION-DOLLAR TRIMMING! Musk's Master Plan,...

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2025/03/28

atrick Gutfield exposes the SHOCKING government cuts that will send thousands of federal employees packing! Plus, Elon's "DOGE Squad" promises to slash ONE TRILLION DOLLARS without affecting services (sure, Jan). Then, inside the Vances' CANCELED dogsled adventure in Greenland as Trump plots the ultimate real estate deal. And why your next car might cost TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS more thanks to new "permanent" tariffs! The government is shrinking faster than your wallet in this can't-miss episode of pure

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6:33

Red Hats & Red Flags: America's Global Image Crisis

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2025/03/27

Patrick Gutfield explores America's deteriorating international reputation as countries worldwide issue travel warnings about visiting the US. Meanwhile, Greenland fights back against Trump's annexation desires with viral "Make America Go Away" hats that are giving MAGA a run for its money. We'll dissect the awkward timing of JD and Usha Vance's trip to Greenland right after Trump's "one way or the other" acquisition comments. Plus: Denmark and Finland advise transgender travelers to call ahead

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8:17

I Did Not Have Textual Relations With That Journalist

Ballot with Patrick Gutfield - Where Politics Meets... ·

2025/03/26

National Intelligence Director Tulsi Gabbard's anti-leaker tweet goes viral just as Trump officials accidentally add The Atlantic's editor to their war plans chat. McDonald's loses its fast food crown to Chinese bubble tea giant Mixue Bingcheng and their fifteen-cent ice cream empire. Plus: Trump's ambitious "Golden Dome" missile defense plan aims to shield America from threats

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9:15

Oops, I Just Compromised National Security

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2025/03/25

Join Patrick Gutfield as he skewers the Trump administration's epic Signal chat mishap where National Security Advisor Michael Waltz accidentally added Atlantic editor Jeffrey Goldberg to classified Yemen bombing plans. Laugh along as he mocks Usha Vance's bizarre Greenland diplomatic trip amid Trump's ongoing attempts to purchase the unwilling territory. Cringe at 23andMe's bankruptcy drama where fifteen million Americans' DNA data hangs in the balance. Plus, the petty crime spotlight: a fifty-two

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9:48

"Political Mischief: Miami's Dead Spring Break,...

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2025/03/24

Join Patrick Gutfield as he delivers the political news with sharp wit and biting commentary. From Miami Beach's surprisingly tame spring break and Barcelona's tourist backlash to Trump's revenge-fueled security clearance revocations, NASA hair conspiracies, and a touching tribute to America's favorite rock-sitting eagle. It's political comedy that cuts through the noise with the perfect blend of snark and substance.

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7:35

The Pope is Back! Trump's 'invisible' weapon &...

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2025/03/23

Trump's new jet will make enemies DISAPPEAR! JFK files FINALLY reveal who was REALLY behind assassination! And you won't BELIEVE what this Catholic teacher does after school hours - PARENTS FURIOUS!

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7:11

FOOD CRISIS ALERT!! The SINISTER Force Behind...

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2025/03/21

Patrick Gutfield BLOWS THE LID OFF two SHOCKING stories the mainstream media won't tell you about! First, the TERRIFYING truth about why potato chips now cost 50% MORE - and it's NOT just inflation! Then, prepare to be STUNNED by the 39 most DISTURBING items washing up on beaches worldwide - including unexploded WWII bombs, prehistoric shark teeth, and literally THOUSANDS of creepy Garfield phones! Number 17 will make you NEVER want to swim again! The elites DON'T WANT YOU to know what's really

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6:34

PARENTS EXPOSED: The SHOCKING Truth About Favoritism...

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2025/03/20

Patrick Gutfield BLOWS THE LID OFF three MIND-BLOWING stories the mainstream media is keeping quiet! First, the DEVASTATING scientific proof that your parents really DID have a favorite child - and it wasn't you! Then, NASA's TERRIFYING asteroid warning they don't want you to panic about (but you SHOULD)! And finally, Canada's GENETICALLY ENGINEERED super pigs are staging a COVERT INVASION of the United States that's already causing BILLIONS in damage! The government is HIDING these threats while we

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10:16

SECRET CIA RESTAURANT EXPOSED! Plus AIRPORT BANANA...

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2025/03/19

Man faces five hundred dollar FINE and LIFETIME BAN for this common TRAVEL MISTAKE at JFK! Meanwhile, a Washington Post critic INFILTRATES the CIA's most CLASSIFIED restaurant where spies reveal their TRUE IDENTITIES! And scientists discover the REAL reason you're aging faster than everyone else (HINT: It's NOT your genes)! PLUS: Flight passenger REFUSES to give up seat to larger man and the INTERNET is DIVIDED! The FORBIDDEN FRUIT that could get YOU detained at customs and the TOP SECRET menu item

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