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Two Dads Talking

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02:19:34

Elon Musk and DOGE

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/05/14

Our most heated discussion since Alabama vs IVF (Veni, Vidi, In-Vitro), this week we're talking about Elon Musk, DOGE, and ethics in government and oversight. How Dodgy is DOGE? Does Musk's conflict of interest Trump the potential for reform? We went long on this one, so buckle in for an argumentative, philosophical, ideological battle that lasted longer than Doug's bladder or Tom's patience. Go Dad Go.Check out bonus content at the 2DT Patreon ! As always, we've got some links... Find links to

01:18:10

This is a Tomocracy

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/04/28

This week we have a special guest, Drunk Tom! In addition to our one-sided Tomocracy, we talk about the Jason Voorhees of elephants, butcher the last name of a national champion (sorry Paige!), trigger Tom on Dire Wolves being "de-extincted," and share "the worst thing we've ever done while drunk" stories.Bring Yourself Back to Life with the 2DT Patreon and vote for Tom! A toast to this week's links! Clark-Bueckers Comparison - ESPN Elephant Rage Right to Jail - Parks and Rec Animal House -

01:22

Trailer - Two Dads Talking Podcast

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/04/18

This is NOT a parenting podcast. At least, it's not a how-to. If you're looking for a podcast on how to parent, on how to be a perfect father and set the gold standard for father of the year, then this is not the cast for you. We're here for stories of "Dadding" gone wrong, to share life experiences so you can learn what NOT to do, and to share opinions on just about everything under the sun. This is a podcast for being real, making dad jokes, and supporting other dads in a world that seems to

01:36:08

Fight Night! Louis vs. McDonald's, Tom vs. Angry Beaver

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/04/16

New money-making hack: leave your children at a McDonald's while you go do...something. Follow us for more tips! While you wait to cash in, learn yourself about dad fails, angry non-euphemism beavers, dog attacks, and crazy facts. Also, don't order the hotcakes. Seriously, don't. Join the 2DT Patreon and put a little happy in your meal. Links you can Judo Chop! Hiya! Man Leaves Kids at McDonald's Updates Fatal Dog Attacks Infographic X - Stats that Sound Fake but are True Check out our new

01:08:29

Dad Fail: If you're going to kill someone, do it right

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/04/09

Who is Cain Velasquez, why did he open fire into a pickup truck before chasing it for eleven miles, and why are we sort of happy he only received a five-year prison sentence with time served? We're also talking a little about Vore, mental health professionals identifying as turtles, and possibly the greatest traffic stop interaction of all time.Join the 2DT Patreon for your pet cat. No hamsters were harmed in the making of these links: Cain Velasquez Summary Cats Can't Legally Drive Turtle

01:24:07

Engineers Do It Hard

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/03/26

Where else can you find a podcast that starts with sh*t and ends up talking about engineers and lawnmower purchases...and call centers...and pants turtles? Also, if you've ever wanted to feel sad for camels, Tom has you covered this week.Join the 2DT Patreon and (maybe) save a camel! No hamsters were harmed in the making of these links: Call Center Employee of the Month The Legendary TSA Pants Turtle Check out the new Linktree! It's all that and a bag of chips!

01:21:32

Dads and Taxes (and Baseball?)

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/03/20

Who knew taxes could be so fun? Just kidding, they still aren't. But they are weird when they apply (or don't) to baseballs, body parts, and breast implants. Also, Doug actually has a good idea for reforming property taxes? Shoutouts to Aaron Judge, Jude Law, quantum computing....and our apologies to Forest Whitaker. We love you.Join the 2DT Patreon and write it off as an emotional expense! These links are taxing.... When the IRS Knocks at Your Door - Rudy Ayoub How Much is the Baseball

01:09:13

Dad Fails, Navajo Legends, Poker, and Putin on a Horse!

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/03/12

Okay, maybe that last one is just a fun reference at the end. But this is in fact an episode with a little bit of everything. So kick back, relax, and learn more from our dad fails. Oh, and if you get a chance to come back to life, don't touch the stuffies!Buy us a cup of coffee! Join the 2DT Patreon! The BETRAYAL is real in the links this week: Ghosteas Podcast on Spotify Yee Naaldlooshii Legend Now that we know these stock photos exist, you must also know. Check out our fancy new Linktree

01:19:17

Actual Dad Advice, Followed by Crappy Stories from...

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/03/05

What do half-eaten sandwiches, chasing waterfalls, HIV, and nightclub promotions all have in common? That's right - Philadelphia train station bathrooms (how did you know?). As if that isn't boring enough, add in potential pregnancy updates, poker, and the most eclectic Uber drivers you'll find. When you rate us, don't forget 5 stars!If you don't join the 2DT Patreon Tom will buy clothes for you. The BETRAYAL is real in the links this week: Bonnie Blue is a Liar! So is Lily Phillips! You know

01:04:58

The (Silk) Road Less Traveled

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/02/26

Ross Ulbricht (aka The Dread Pirate Roberts), the notorious mastermind behind the most infamous dark web marketplace, was pardoned by Trump. As usual, Tom and Doug have thoughts. What we didn't have (because we are dum-dums and forgot) was dad jokes, so let us make it up to you: What do you call it when a blind person goes on the internet? The Dark Web Sorry for the recent technical issues with getting new episodes out. Let the extra content on the 2DT Patreon soothe you. Take These Links and

59:34

Consequences Add Value to Things (Bonnie Blue vs....

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/01/29

We're going all in talking about the recent escapades of Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips. We go deep into who did it better, how integral fluffing is, and add a little bit of psychoanalysis to make Freud proud.We're bound to do another gift card giveaway, but you have to join the 2DT Patreon to have a chance! Take These Links and Go Fluff Yourself: Bonnie Blue Claims World Record Lily Phillips Reflects in Documentary We have a merch store. For realsies. You can find the merch store and more on

01:07:23

The Big 5-0!

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/01/22

Welcome to Jeopardy! Tom quizzes Doug on a whole host of the things we've discussed on the cast so far. And let's just say, we've covered a lot of (sometimes very weird) ground. Let us know what you want to see in the next 50 episodes! Go Dad Go!Join the 2DT Patreon to get a shot at our next gift card giveaway! Quality Links for You Found Here: Why Chick-Fil-A Employees Always Say 'My Pleasure' SNL - Celebrity Jeopardy Don't forget some merch on your way out! Find all episodes on our

01:15:54

The Problem with the F*cking French

Two Dads Talking ·

2025/01/08

We're starting 2025 with a healthy dose of "WTH is wrong with people?" Let's talk about Gisèle Pelicot and the most disturbing marriage you've never heard of. It's the banality of evil, 2025. Happy (frickin') New Year!Make joining the 2DT Patreon your New Year's resolution! The Links Are Back, Baby! Missing Congresswoman ... ...and the funny video about it from X Gisèle Pelicot Historic Trial New year should bring some new merch! Our website would make a lovely homepage for your computer

49:57

Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals!

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/12/24

We've had a couple of controversial debates, but never anything quite like this. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Also, why your kids should NOT watch Gremlins, dirty Santa jokes, and Doug's internet makes the naughty list. We're taking a short vacation after this week, we'll see everyone in 2025. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. Drummers and Pipers are drumming and piping about the 2DT Patreon! Lords are a-leaping and ladies are dancing over our links... Maids are Milking Die Hard and Other

01:30:38

How to Make the Naughty List This Year, Sponsored by...

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/12/18

Steal your children's money and gamble it away, launder most of your income and hide it from the IRS, open a front Pizza shop that's too good to lay low, and fund interpretive art to spy on your enemies and undermine the Soviet zeitgeist. Merry Christmas everyone. *This episode is not sponsored by DraftKings. Did you hear about that cool place, the 2DT Patreon? You should go! Laundry List of Links: DraftKings Sued Mikki Maze JRE #1527 - David Blaine One of Many Good Mob Pizza Stories One

01:13:57

Social Media Banned Down Under?

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/12/11

There's a crazy (brilliant) (useless) (progressive) law being passed in Narnia...we mean Middle Earth...Neverland?...Australia! That's right, we're going back to the made-up land down under to talk about their recent plan to ban social media for kids under 16. And because we're not entirely sure Australia really exists (see episode 43 for more on that), we'll stumble down a rabbit hole or two and throw in our usual quota of Dad jokes. The only thing better than following us on Facebook is signing

01:05:35

Pardon Moi

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/12/04

How far should protecting your children go? Luckily for you, we disagree slightly! #HunterBiden #Tuition #BookBanningThis livestream was through our official 2DT Facebook page! Yay! Follow 2DT on Facebook to get all the goods! Don't forget to sign up for the 2DT Patreon, where you can choose discussion topics and find hours of other amazing content. Will logged in during our livestream and thinks you should visit our links: President Biden Pardons Hunter Book Banning - NY Post Book Banning -

55:39

The Good Old Days are Right Now (Happy Thanksgiving!)

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/11/27

What are you thankful for? Seriously. While a couple of turkeys like us get a little cheesy this time, it's important to focus on the meat and potatoes in your life. And it's okay to ham it up a little, too. Happy Thanksgiving all you wonderful people!Don't forget to FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK - we need only 8 more followers to livestream from our 2DT page! After you follow us on Facebook, sign up for the 2DT Patreon, which has, literally, hours of some amazing stuff. Your Link, My

01:07:54

Is Australia Real?

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/11/22

Probably. Also, FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK for the love of whatever you find holy - we need only 10 more followers to livestream from our real page...because Facebook be like that. Beardy and his Australian brethren may be fake, but our reward is authentic: one last call to find them and you get one month free to the 2DT Patreon! Find the Missing Links: Open Your Mind.... (Don't) Open Your Marriage... You Too Will Divide By Zero Brian Bishop Too, I Guess Our website is probably okay. Our merch is

01:12:49

Ghosts, Groot Up the Butt, and Ghoulish Jokes

Two Dads Talking ·

2024/11/13

Super Update Time! Cliff Notes:1. Suicide pod makers won't tolerate failure. 2. A micropenis is a real thing and not just an insult. 3. You know that haunting feeling that you just wish would be against your mortgage provider instead? Tom does! 4. We Are Groot. Final call for Beardy and the Unbeardys from mythical Australia. The reward is still only one month free to the 2DT Patreon - come on, we're not that desperate yet. Back in our day, we had to walk uphill both ways for links: Sarco Pods

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