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Faking Injuries Podcast

Faking Injuries

Called the dumbest show in football for a reason, Faking Injuries is an irreverent, crowd-funded, Cayman-domiciled podcast on a mission to spread the gospel of European football in America. Noah and Charlie prefer to discuss fans with flares, the best butts dumptrucks in the Premier League, and the size of your owner’s bank account. However, their contracts also require them to scout players and track teams in obscure leagues, keep an eye on financial football news, and craft bets across Europe that

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00:33:13

#48 | Under the Radar Summer Transfers

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2023/07/14

The boys are back and in a better headspace now that the summer transfer window is in full swing. Listen along as they run down some transfers you may not have seen come across your Twitter (or Threads) timeline, including: - Lens proving they are the baby Brighton of France - Toulouse doing their best to compete for that title - A few of our Fotmob wonderkids on the move already - A Kvicha regen? - And much more of the usual shenanigans. As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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00:30:10

#47 | Saudi Arabia, Messi to MLS, & More Summer...

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2023/06/30

The boys are back to run down the biggest summer storylines in Europe - Transfers to the Saudi Arabian League and what it means for the sport. Lionel Messi and profit-sharing with the MLS. Kovacic's Transfer from Chelsea to Manchester City and why he will be perfect for Pep Quincy Promes prison sentence for stabbing related to 100M+ drug operation (allegedly). And much more madness as we break down transfers, manager changes, and the summertime chaos. Thanks for listening! Follow us on twitter

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00:34:24

#46 | The Ultimate Premier League Bar-Fighting Squad

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2023/06/15

The boys are back and in a brawling spirit, joined by their very special guest Patrick, from Pin Seeker Pod. In this episode, the guys draft their dream squad including 5 players and 1 manager from the Premier League. Listen along to hear.... Who's fighting, how they got here, why they're fighting, and how many asses Sean Dyche is gonna kick. Let us know which team you think will come home from the bar victorious. Follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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00:24:36

#45 | Shamans, Storylines, and 6 Next-Gen Stats...

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2023/06/06

The boys run down... What Shamans are saying about Champions League? And other superfluous storylines 6 Stats for Next Gen Nerds and Directors - (12:13) Why French Managers should smell good? Why forehead size matters to Center Forwards? Pitching Mauricio Sarri to become his joint agents (read: we will negotiate for cigarette bonuses / lifetime healthcare in future contracts) And much more mangled madness. Thanks for listening! Follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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00:35:22

#44 | Rebuilding Crystal Palace Using Data...and...

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2023/05/18

The boys are back and at their best, playing their future football director selves using Crystal Palace as a case study. In this episode, the boys discuss - Retooling the midfield - Who should manage the club next season - Which Japanese player could be next year's revelation - And how Stephen Hawking's old chair can ensure Premier League survival for years to come As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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00:20:19

#43 | The Dumbest Show in Football

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2023/04/28

The boys are arguably the loosest they've ever been, running down obscure storylines and preposterous theories surrounding European football. Disclaimer: We are legally required to disclose that this podcast is satire and no one should believe anything we say, ever. Tune in as we discuss... - Eating more Dunkin Donuts to support Charlie's new club Leyton Orient and its owner Nigel Travis, chairman of Dunkin - A romantic bomb threat in France - Stevey G to Olympiacos and why it makes sense

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00:46:46

#42 | An American Deserts Chelsea for a New Club in...

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2023/04/13

Charlie is fed up with Chelsea and has come to terms with an inevitable break-up. Seeing as he intends to move to East London in the next few years, Charlie lays out 3 local options across the EFL and ultimately commits his future fandom to one. Trigger warning to all fans of English football living in the UK, you are about to listen to football heresy. Listen to find out whether he lands on Millwall FC, Charlton Athletic, or Leyton Orient. LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This is satire and nothing we uttter

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00:23:40

#41 | Nerds Fighting, Bringing Promotion/Relegation...

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2023/04/07

The boys are back running down the most stupid and salacious storylines from world football, including: - Nerds at Arsenal and Aston Villa fighting in the tunnel - Noah's dumb business idea to bring pro/rel and transfers to all American sports. We're gonna sell a pickleballer for bookoo bucks. - Everton in shambles on the pitch and in the boardroom - Our wrong answers only on who will succeed Conte at Tottenham As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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00:51:55

#40 | The Smartest Dumb Predictions on the Relegation...

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2023/04/02

The boys are back running down the most important storylines and betting markets in the Premier League relegation landscape. A first for the men of Faking Injuries, as they are joined by their new resident nerd, Patrick B. Patrick helps the boys ground their takes with numbers, something they are not used to doing. As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries Check out Pat's Discord for the smartest bets during the NFL season https://discord.gg/aDxhkTT3

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00:24:18

#39 | The Inaugural Faking Injuries Awards Show

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2023/03/16

The boys are back to celebrate a year in action, giving out awards for... 1.) American of the year 2.) Owner of the year 3. ) Best Business Idea (satire) 4.) Gambler of the year 5.) Most overworked department in football (Hint hint, they reside in Barcelona) And much more shenanigans. As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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00:24:54

The Next Kvicha, Danish Studs, and More Sloppy Research

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2023/03/09

The boys are off their rocker speculating on the next generation of stars in Europe, including - Morten Hjulmand, swapping Lecce for Leicester? - Maxim De Cuyper at Westerloo - Musa Garbanly holding it down in Azerbaijan - The next Kvicha plays for FC Metz (maybe) - Gift Orban ascending quickly at Gent - Alex Scott, enjoying his final 6 months in the Championship And much more! Follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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00:27:12

#37 | French Implosion, We Are Acquiring FC Sheriff,...

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2023/02/28

The boys are back down to run down and embark on customary tangents based on this week's Champions, Europa, and Europa Conference League events. Our lawyer isn't gonna be happy after this one. As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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00:22:56

#36 | Sir Jim Ratcliffe v. the Sheikh, Barcelona...

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2023/02/21

The boys are back and slowly refining their takes, running down: - Who will win the bidding war for Manchester United? - Let Neymar eat as many Big Mac's as he wishes - The J League is back and we're scouring for the next Mitoma - And other topics our lawyer threatens to quit over As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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00:23:17

#35 | Loving Genk, Stanning Southampton, and General...

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2023/02/17

The boys are back from holiday in Ibiza, keeping it light, running down: 1.) Genk being the most under the radar squad in Europe 2.) Southampton headed to safety? 3.) And debuting a new segment that is spicier than our lawyer would like follow us on twitter@fakinginjuries

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00:31:21

#34 | Sneaky Transfers + VfL Wolfsburg Spotlight

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2023/01/31

The boys get down and dirty, running through: 1.) Noah's favorite young Norwegian midfielders (incl. 2 who just earned transfers) 2.) One brave young Paraguayan heading to Moscow 3.) We're now in the market for a superclub in Morocco 4.) Serge Gnabry's fashion week transgressions and helicopter dad Hasan Salihamdzic 5.) Youth revolution underway at VfL Wolfsburg and much more we can't say here. as always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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00:23:39

#33 | Under the Radar January Transfers Pt. 2

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2023/01/24

The boys get down and dirty on Transfermarkt, running down: - Japanese invasion continues in Scotland, but not at Celtic - FC Augsburg's attacking overhaul truly mirrors its American ownership - Craig Dawson's agent is at it again - FC Zurich's miserable campaign has the defending champs in last - and much more we can't say here As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries and give us 5 stars on Spotify!

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00:15:12

#32 | Moukoko Lies, Baby Mamas in Football, and a...

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2023/01/17

The boys are back and are in absolute shock that Youssofa Moukoko isn't exactly who he says he is. His lies and Charlie's broader meditation on the role of Baby Mamas in world football inspire a few business ideas around the game. Finally, Charlie wraps up with his rundown of Todd Boehly's latest antics as Chairman of Chelsea FC. As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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00:31:44

#31 | Under the Radar January Transfers

Faking Injuries Podcast ·

2023/01/11

The boys are back after much needed R&R to rundown a few of their favorite clubs' transfer business so far, Brighton and Brentford, before spotlighting a few transfers near and dear to their heart, as well as giving MLS some flowers for the shrewd moves its clubs have made so far in January. Stay tuned for: - An Irish Exodus to Brighton - Why Ben Mee is like Brett Favre - Slavia Prague continue to dominate with their poor man's Moneyball - And much more As always, this is satire for legal

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00:28:53

#30 | Our Best Dumb Thoughts About the World Cup Final

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2022/12/23

The boys keep it loose running down the World Cup final, giving out our banter awards, and discussing hot-button topics from the week. listen for more including: - How the French Prime Minister met his wife - Hot manager of the tournament - Best sportswashing country - Transfers that should happen - Congress banning kangaroo leather in cleats and much more... As always follow us on Twitter @fakinginjuries

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00:29:54

#29 | Spicy World Cup Takeaways Pt. 2

Faking Injuries Podcast ·

2022/12/17

The boys are back running down thoughts from this world cup, across all ends of the socially acceptable spectrum including: 1.) Our stupid suggestions for new FIFA rules 2.) The USMNT's sponsorship blunders 3.) We might buy a Japanese or Korean football club 4.) Creepy Cameramen and Producers at Fox Sports and much more... As always, follow us on twitter @fakinginjuries

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