Monsters - Alfie Brown

This week I am a mess. I am totally and woefully a mess. I have been to Frozen the Musical and I've not taken it well. I've attempted to understand NFT's. I've spoken about internalised misogyny, possibly unsuccessfully. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast. If you like it here is a link to my website on which you can buy tickets to watch me on tour. https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/ Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

Hello. This week I decided to start talking as quickly as I could without waffle and found that I exposed myself emotionally. I speak about the risk / reward of parenthood, I speak about the devastating consciousness shifting experience of posting on social media and from there I hint at my desire to take steroids. Sorry about me. Buy tickets to my tour here. https://alfiebrowncomedian.com/ Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

This week I discuss becoming violent during my shows at The Soho Theatre, I discover what breadcrumbing is, I learn about antinatalism... and I probably talk about other things as well. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

Hello. On this week of all weeks Alfie has decided to address the Greta Thunberg dilemma, after last week some people messaged and asked for further inquiry. Beyond that there is some chat about COP26 generally, old sitcoms and bad ways to start the day. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

Alfie talks about Halloween. Did you all express yourselves? Alfie talks about the term 'problematic' and examines the problem with it. It was also his sons birthday and his toilet is broken so he hasn't had a comfortable poo in 4 days. Questions also answered on who he would most like to look like and what wouldn't he do to cure world hunger?The Alfie Brown Show is the best UK comedy podcast south of the Watford Gap Services. Alfie Brown is exceptionally good at stand-up. Tickets for his tour at

ALFIE TALKS ABOUT HIS SORROW FOR NEWCASTLE FANS IN THE WAKE OF THEIR TAKEOVER, EXPENSIVE TOILET ROLL, REVIEWERS, ENVY AND THE POTENTIAL KILLING OF CARTOON CHARACTERS. The Alfie Brown Show is the best UK comedy podcast south of the Watford Gap Services. Alfie Brown is the 3rd best stand-up comedian in the world. Tickets for his tour at www.alfiebrowncomedian.com Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

ALFIE TALKS ABOUT HIS 'ROID RAGE (HIS DIET), BEING AN IMPATIENT DAD, HIS FIRST LOVE, STAR SIGNS, ZACH BRAFF / FLORENCE PUGH AND OUR DWINDLING ATTENTION SPANS. . . THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO SENT SUGGESTIONS FOR THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe

IN THIS - THE FIRST EVER EP OF THE ALFIE BROWN SHOW - ALFIE TALKS ABOUT MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE LIKING RAP, JORDAN PETERSON, CANCEL CULTURE AND VIOLENCE IN BRISTOL. Get full access to Monsters - Alfie Brown at alfiebrown.substack.com/subscribe