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Crew of the Kahuna (full)

Crew of the Kahuna is a genre-bending actual-play podcast that blends chaos, comedy, and adventure as a rotating cast of characters jump between various game systems and settings. From the Star Wars universe to the absurdities of Rick and Morty, and the gritty underworld of Blades in the Dark, each season offers a unique and thrilling experience. The crew—known for their hilarious interactions, questionable decision-making, and uncanny ability to survive the impossible—navigates through wild quests,

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S05E21: Is here good? Questionable.

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2024/07/17

PrologueOlden Times World's Oldest Newspaper July 16, 2024 Wanted Gang Terrorizes City Last Seen Night Of Dock Fire A strange group, known only as a the Junk Fort Gang, is wanted in conection to a series of crimes, including the burgery at the Iruvian Schoolf of Art, the sinking of the ship Dawn's Hammer, a prison break and subsequent prison fire, the assault on Lord Wott and the subsequent house fire, the theft of the Ma Goo Fin and the subsequent warehouse fire, and the murder of of suspected

S04E57: Have You Seen My Murder Pile?

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2024/06/13

PrologueEpisode 57 Butte Radar Breakout Bobenz employed the help of an unsuspecting stranger to free her crewmates from their cage. Although Mack rolled under and away, he was still listening to Sarn's instruction as he freed their weapons. And despite falling flat while trying to drop kick the charlie-in-the-box, he gave a key distraction leading to a back-of-the-head knockout blow of the scrawny security analyst. However, their antics raised alarm, literally, drawing the attention of the Butte

S04E56: Her First Hostage

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2024/05/08

PrologueEpisode 56 Reunited Captured Through the barracks and into the executive wing, the crew have made their way through the Renegade's Blood. Sarn collected a few critical injuries (and pocket watches) and Bobenz re-activated a custodian bot, and Mack shared some of his stimmies in order to revive his door-kickin' (and unconcious) mate. But after questioning (and spacing) a few Human Resources associates, the crew has found Makara, Sarn's long-lost enslaved sister. The reunion was short,

S04E55: Are They Fooled by My Diguise?

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2024/04/19

PrologueEpisode 55 Second Blood Bloodlust Bobenz slashed, Mack whipped a nerd, and Sarn door-busted in their last appearance, but they also made some friends along the way, with the two former slaves Bobenz and Sarn freeing a pair of indentured sisters, and the combat flight controller Mack attaining a pair of fashionably intelligent glasses. The crew seems to be systematically dismantling the crew of the Renegade's Blood, including neutralizing a Radarian Kill Team, frantically trying to find the

S04E54: You Have an HR Department?

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2024/04/03

PrologueEpisode 54 Out For Blood Brick And Stick After a tepid reunion with an old acquaintance Beb Bibo in the trap zone, our crew manned their battle stations for a star-fight. And thanks to reading the Kahuna Wave manual, they were even somewhat successful, helping out an Admirable Admiral! The three (minus Ryale, who is guest piloting the Kahuna) have now zipped up to the Renegade's Blood, the flagship of the Radarian Fleet and vessel of the Butte, so close they can almost smell her. And also

S04E53: Admirable Admiral

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2024/03/21

PrologueEpisode 53 Ambush The Ambush Splish Splash After a very sanitary series of visits to the Bacta Bidet™ and a family dinner of Flutterplume and sauce, our heroes are completely rested and relaxated. Ryale, playing nurse, cook, and general mother-figure, has turned out to be quite the useful, Stockholmian hostage! 10-12 hours later, capping off the hyper-road-trip, the crew made a pit stop to Space Caseys, filling up on stimmies and other supplies. In a previous Eddie-Murphyesque conversation,

S04E52: Estate Planning Slave

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2024/03/07

PrologueEpisode 52 Breakdown Engine Troubles In the middle of a hyperlane, the Kahuna Wave putters to a virtual stop thanks to an unexpected explosion, almost certainly a trap laid by female wookiee/cat burglars on behalf of the Radarian Chain. This makes the journey to the site of the next ambush a little more circuitous. Ryale has revealed the timing and coordinates of the next Radarian Attack. Intercepting this ambush could prove to be key in the hunt for Butte Radar and her generous bounty. But

S04E51: So You've Become a Hostage

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2024/02/13

PrologueEpisode 51 Calm After The Storm Ryale With Cheese The club was destroyed, the Savrips were conquered, and the party-goers chased off in a wild panic. Despite a missed stabbing, an impotent nut-strike, and a free flight across the club, our heroes are still breathing, if only barely. And they've taken a hostage. Ryale, the Butte Radar's second-in-command, has promised valuable, exclusive information on the Radarian Chain in exchange for her life. The crew is one step closer to fulfilling the

S04E50: Sackful of Savrip

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2024/01/30

PrologueEpisode 50 The Main Event Boogie In Your Butte Now that dance-fight foe Butte Radar has proven to be a hologram, our heroes find themselves in a dangerous place. Their new pal Micael Torval is dead, shot coldly by a Radarian guard on the Butte's orders. And now calling the shots is Ryale, the Butte's number 2. The crew is back in the thick of it, facing down several Radarian guards and a pair of angry Savrips. Their other new pal, Bobenz is getting a further taste of what life in the Kahuna

S04E49: Slow-Twerking Backwards

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2024/01/29

PrologueEpisode 49 Lips To Lips Buttey Call The crew fiends themselves closing in on the Butte Radar, thanks to some love bonding and trunk-ridin' with forlorn lover Micael Torval. After "buying" him a few drinks, "borrowing" his car, and "not" kidnapping him, the four have managed to get to the gates of Ambrae Environmental, a front to the Radarian leader's hangout. Now they must find and face her. How much more bad advice will they give? Will Bobenz find more

S04E48: A Kidnapping Phone Tree

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2024/01/21

PrologueEpisode 48 Backseat Shennanigans The Perfect Spot The crew (+1) have managed to get themselves crammed into the back of a fine Space Caddillac outside a high roller club along the path of coins. Mack summoned new friend/foe Bobenz to help unlock a set of gates, disable a car alarm, yell at a body guard, and finally open the car door. Meanwhile, Sarn Turbo's shoot-first approach provided adequate distraction to allow the crew to slip in undetected. They now patiently (?) await Micael Torval,

S04E47: I Promise I Can Find You a Parking Spot

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2024/01/03

PrologueEpisode 47 Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Last To Fast Defying odds makers, Mack "Pash MacKenzie" Skyblade finds himself atop the racing results, thanks in no small part to some help from Sarn Turbo, his newly minted bestie-for-the-restie. Ipso facto, favorite Aimee Flutterplume comes in a less-than-first second place, much to the delight of ally/crime-lord/goddamned-fish Illo Vandin. Fulfilling his end of the bargain, Illo Vandin has provided the Crew with a breadcumb on their hunt

S03E20: Both Haunted and Very Moist

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2023/12/06

PrologueBon Voyage Bulletin Special Edition Last Issue December 5, 2023 An Unpleasant Dinner Party After a tough battle with the Leviathan, our crew woke up to find themselves on an island inhabited by friendly midwesteners named Nelson. Nelson and his wife, Nelsa, welcomed the crew to their home with a warm fruit casserole and inivtation to dinner. Squish at the entire thing. After being tipped off by one of the Nelsons to avoid the food, Squish regurgitated his meal. Djuckles joined the Nelsons

S03E19: S03E19 Wreck My Stomach!

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2023/11/29

PrologueShipwrecked Sentinel How Does A Paper Get Delivered To A Deserted Island November 28, 2023 Disaster On The High Seas The legend will live on from Doskvol down of the great ship they called the Garbarge. Her trash filled, hobcobbled remains lie in the bottom of the Void Sea, in the deadly embrace of the Leviathan. The day started out chipper, with the crew in good spirits. Djuckles and Captain sorted out their differences, and came to a new understanding. The day quickly turned, when a

S03E18: Quick! Look Delicious!

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2023/11/15

PrologueSea Monkey Monthly This Paper Was Delivered By Sea Gulls November 14, 2023 Doskvol Burns Crime Lord Dead In a final act of arson activity, the Garbarge Gang set the docks alight as they sailed away from Doskvol, seeking treasures and hints to their past. But before they could leave entirely, they faced Baz and men in canoes. Rather anti-climatically, Baz was brought down with a bullet to the head, proving that crime doesn't pay and bullelts can penetrate the skull. The crew did suprsingly

S03E17: Bloomin' Onion is on the Menu

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2023/11/08

PrologueOlden Times The Worlds Oldest Newspaper November 7, 2023 Calm Before The Storm Are Drugs Bad For You If You Feel Better The Captain reutrned to an old friend, and told her his plans of finding the Kahuna Wave, now that he found the treasure map. Tawny and Djuckles bonded in a strange drug den, and it seemed to lift their spirits. Squish entered into a partnership with Rigney, and finished working on his new rifle. The Captain also finished working on the Garbarge and has made her sea worthy,

S03E16: Lotta People Need Lunch

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2023/10/25

PrologueGarbarge Gazette Insert Clever Text Here October 24, 2023 Knowledge Was The Real Treasure All Along Once at Ginger's, the crew bluffed their way inside by pretending to be the band. They met with Captain Dawn, who did not have the necklace on hand, but who offered her help. Before they could leave, an old face appeared in the crowd. Wott, determined to get revenge, challenged Djuckles to a duel. The two fought, and with the help of his friends, managed to beat the bougeois and leave him in

S03E15: Wott's Burning Pants

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2023/09/20

PrologueGarbarge Gazette This Also Doubles As Toliet Paper September 19, 2023 Friends In Low Places Lady Emoria boarded the Garbarge and provided a job for these salty sea dogs. The crew agreed to get the Maa Goo Fin, a necklace of power, in exchange for keeping the money and other treasures found by our friends, the crew of the Dawn's Hammer. They promptly dumped her off the barge, but not before she released an expolosive demon, which they quickly captured. The crew first met with an unhappy

S03E14: Nut Blaster Disaster

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2023/09/13

PrologueSewer Sentinel That's The Garbage That Stinks September 12, 2023 New Fort Same Junk The crew decided to move the Junk Fort, and stole a garbage barge to do so. The new Junk Barge floats down the sewers, safe from Baz's eyes. Chuckles hit the books and upgraded his healing abilities. He met with Sculock and told him over his progress, and promised to come back for his college fund. The Captian spent sometime in the bookstore, and managed to learn a Fireball spell. Classic! He also decided to

S03E13: Glass Bottom Garbage Barge

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2023/09/06

PrologueJunkfort Journal A Ball Blasters Publication September 5, 2023 Like Nut Punching A Building Filled with determionation, the crew fought their way through the chaos riddled prison. Despite a few brawls, macings, and nut punchings, the crew made their way to the evidence locker, where the Captain's faithful butler Neelix waited. Chuckles and Sculock had a moment in the conjugal visit room, where they discussed Chuckle's life path, and where his life was headed. The Captain stormed the evidence

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