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Stellar Firma

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd."s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy"s most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.However, with Trexel"s corporate shark of a line

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All Episodes

59:59

Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! (part 1)

Stellar Firma ·

2021/06/11

Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… This is part one - enjoy!Content warnings:InnuendoDiscussions of: graphic death & injury in space, exerciseMentions of: knives, fascism, violence & injury (inc. eye trauma), food, alcoholSFX: occasional beepingLink to transcript: https://bit.ly/3xCQ3wGThank you to all our Patrons for your

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13:20

STL Season 3 Outtakes 1

Stellar Firma ·

2021/06/04

STL Season 3 Outtakes 1What did we edit out of the first half of season 3? Listen and learn...Content Warning for:InnuendoMentions of: fire, guns, food, alcohol & drugs, deathSFX: loud beeps throughoutLink to transcript: https://bit.ly/3zzarR3Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visitwww.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallFeaturing: Tim Meredith, Ben

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39:40

STL 76 - Elections and Endings

Stellar Firma ·

2021/05/28

Episode 76 - Elections and EndingsWonderful and terrible news! The Shareholders are meeting to elect a new member of The Board for the first time in our glorious history. For your safety and enjoyment, you are reminded to remain in your quarters at all times until notified otherwise.Content warnings:Alcohol & alcoholismBullying & tauntingPhysical violence & threatsPrejudice & discriminationManipulationDiscussions of: death & murder, biological essentialism.Mentions of: injury,

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28:35

STL 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites

Stellar Firma ·

2021/05/21

Episode 75 - Meaningless Infights and Meeting Invites*CAUTION* Stakeholders meeting called. All other activities immediately cancelled. Line Managers, return to your teams for observation and preparation for Stakeholder announcements.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingElectrocution (inc. SFX)Physical violence & self-injury (inc. SFX)Panic attack (inc. SFX)Sexual references.Discussions of: fire & immolation, loss of consciousness, discrimination.Mentions of: unsafe consumption, food, death,

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27:35

STL 74 - Tardigrades and Thin Ice

Stellar Firma ·

2021/05/14

Episode 74 - Tardigrades and Thin IceMicro-invertebrate 32-SDJ-6962 is informing on Tardigrades, just in general, as the Tardigrades feel that Stellar Firma’s many construction projects destroy many of their micro-invertebrate farms. Given their incredible ability to survive almost any environment they surely pose a threat.Strategic War Plan: give up and surrender - the Tardigrades are our new leaders *CAUTION CAUTION SEDITION SEDITION* false alarm... just a play; coat ourselves in honey; milk the

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2:54

Announcement: Rusty Quill Network

Stellar Firma ·

2021/05/10

Alex here with an exciting announcement!RQ network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters. We will start by championing the greatest in audio drama podcasting. Beginning with FIVE exciting shows you can listen to right now on rustyquill.comNot to fear we will still be producing plenty of new Rusty Quill Original Podcasts.Join us in welcoming:Cryptids Written by Alexander V Thompson and produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Gabriel Rosenstein and Nora Unkel. Directed by Devin

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23:38

STL 73 - Moths and Miraculous Empathy

Stellar Firma ·

2021/05/07

Episode 73 - Moths and Miraculous EmpathyPenelope Dorp has informed us that The Weavers of the Grand Mum Guild, purveyors of the finest of mass produced Knitware have started making hostile plans against Stellar Firma for refusing lucrative Knitware tie-in deals and encouraging people towards warmer, sunnier, non-sweater-based holidays.Strategic War Plan: discover selfish empathy; totally don’t side with the enemy; welcome a woollen god; candy handbag diplomacy; judgmental moth snobs; faux carboard

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20:42

STL 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine Succour

Stellar Firma ·

2021/04/30

Episode 72 - Clone Suite and Clandestine SuccourGloreetaa, copyright lawyer, has informed us that The Discoballers are menacing any company involved in the production of spheres, as they claim they have copyright.Strategic War Plan: a fifth column of legal bees; quandary camp songs for morale; fire; funk antithesis; therapists (assassins(?)); sympathetic fireworks; talk to Terry.Content Warning for:Bullying/tauntingDiscrimination & prejudiceElectrocutionWar & murder.Discussions of: blinding,

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33:55

STL 71 - Bathin and Ballistics

Stellar Firma ·

2021/04/23

Episode 71 - Bathin and BallisticsHead of Ballistics Akteraks is providing introductory training to the new Senior Consultants for Business Warfare.Yula Nozz has informed us that Pokey & Beam Space Law is looking to organise a class action space suit (different to a spacesuit) against Stellar Firma Ltd, in order to prevent it from damaging the natural planetary development of the universe any further.Strategic War Plan: immediately abandon mediation; vomit; dramatic irony; door to door violence;

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30:03

STL 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-Advancement

Stellar Firma ·

2021/04/16

Episode 70 - Self-Assessment and Self-AdvancementLine Manager Hartro Piltz conducts an entirely impartial self-assessment of the team to ascertain how well they think they have done. The results may shock you - or not - but regardless, all assessments are final once signed off by a line manager.Content Warning for:Alcohol use & alcoholismBullying/tauntingEmotional abuseEmetophobia (inc SFX)Discussion of: break-ins, unsafe consumption, childhood traumaMentions of: fire & immolation, death,

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26:04

STL 69 - Posturing and Proliferation

Stellar Firma ·

2021/04/09

Episode 69 - Posturing and ProliferationAlisón Prince-Bruleé of the Intergalactic Coalition of Toaster Repair Excellence Acknowledgement Board is receiving a huge number of submissions, due to the ambiguous classification of what is and is not a toaster. They need help either with narrowing the definition or with improving the systems that deal with the submissions.Management Consultants’ advice: tumble your head, drawings of toasters, cut off your won arm, hidden threats, toaster disarmament,

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25:30

STL 68 - Slides and Sass

Stellar Firma ·

2021/04/02

Episode 68 - Slides and SassCount Eugenia Rutalowska of the Count's Corporeal Carpet Cleaning Company needs assistance due to a logistical mishap i.e. instead of carpet cleaner they now have cabernet.Management Consultants’ advice: sass, backchat, no brain socks, mean puppets, nude hands, onesies only, give glove puppets a chance, competitive hate, pop up bar experience, cabernet clubhouse, mash pope, canyams, reward slides.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingAlcohol &

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23:21

STL 67 - Sagacity and Social Mobility

Stellar Firma ·

2021/03/26

Episode 67 - Sagacity and Social MobilityMakvala Agryris is a representative of CRISPR, a company that re-animates pets for their owners but have been too successful in developing the cognitive abilities of their customers' creatures. They require advice as to how to keep their customers happy now that the pets are showing a desire to build up military might.Management Consultants’ advice: activate Lounge Mode, hold hands, bathroom intelligences, big pointless novels, fully visible globes,

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26:31

STL 66 - Nets and New Contributors

Stellar Firma ·

2021/03/19

Episode 66 - Nets and New ContributorsStefan Beetlevox, Head Bartender of The Cosmic Lounge, is concerned about a downturn in sales and would like advice on regaining market share.Management Consultants’ advice: musical mind parasites, targeted smear rapping, knives, branded graph friends (coasters), wider vents, remove facial recognition, more customer hierarchy and teen novel angst.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingArgumentsAlcohol & alcoholismDiscrimination &

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25:44

STL 65 - Apathy and Antagonisation

Stellar Firma ·

2021/03/12

Episode 65 - Apathy and AntagonisationLine Manager Hartro Piltz proposes a fundamental change to team structure in response to non-specified performance-related issues during routine inquisitation and bequestionment.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying/tauntingDepressionArgumentsRestraints & interrogationPanicDiscussions of: cults, existential futility, violence & injuriesMentions of: self-harm (implied), guns, death & mass death, alcohol & alcoholism, arson & fire, food,

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27:32

STL 64 - Magical Chutes and Moral Cahoots

Stellar Firma ·

2021/03/05

Episode 64 - Magical Chutes and Moral CahootsThe Supreme Blagwith is finding that The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees are not dying fast enough due to concerns of “not wanting to be dead” and The Supreme Blagwith would like advice on how to make The Supreme Blagwith’s worshipper-employees die more efficiently.Management Consultants’ advice: A big grinder, tenants following the tenets of tennis, fright market activity FUTHER REPORT REDACTED BY LINE MANAGER HARTRO PILTZContent Warning

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25:29

STL 63 - Crushing Tables and Crushing Dreams

Stellar Firma ·

2021/02/26

Episode 63 - Crushing Tables and Crushing DreamsAntoinette-Marie of The Happy Earth Zoo is having issues with knowing which of her animals are going to maul or eat visitors to the Zoo, or failing that, how not to be held responsible.Management Consultants’ advice: Burn down the zoo, disclaimers, hug-chomp Venn diagram, check the face for chompers, sub-Trexel sizing, poison?, lovely eyes, keep-away sticks, out-of-sight pit, have three tables, safety holes everywhere.Content Warning for:Emotional

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30:30

STL 62 - Temporal Woes and TimeBot Shows

Stellar Firma ·

2021/02/19

Episode 62 - Temporal Woes and TimeBot ShowsThe Time Management division would like help with the many dangerous time pockets that are created in the day-to-day product of planets. This will improve safety, productivity, and much more importantly cut down on staff overtime.Management Consultants’ advice: Laser Hawkapult TM, public/private money vortex, honk snakes, hammer forms, Board cans, SPLT treaties, girthy brain, strategic black-holes, time = gravity (no arguments), time annex, countdownium,

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27:13

STL 61 - Viciousness and Vice-Admirals

Stellar Firma ·

2021/02/12

Episode 61 - Viciousnessand Vice AdmiralsAclient who would prefer to maintain their anonymity(known only as Scarlette)is looking for advice onat what point below board transactions spill over into full blown space piracy. Records also indicate that consultants were joined by Vice Admiral Fun for motivational support reasons.Management Consultants’ advice:imaginary gifts of pity,make sad horse glue, moral quandary anaphylaxis, party games, mindballoons,elephant husbandry, flamboyant piracy in the

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32:18

STL 60 - Ferns and Further Intel

Stellar Firma ·

2021/02/05

After an unscheduled visit from Fern Creature, Line ManagerHartroPiltz assesses ongoing consultancy efforts. Line manager also conducts basic interrogation resistance training with variable success.Content Warning for:Emotional abuseBullying / tauntingShoutingExistential crisisPhysical violenceEmotional manipulation & gaslightingMentions of: childhood trauma, alcohol & alcoholism, restraint & interrogationTranscript: https://cutt.ly/YkzxJXyIf you'd like to join them be sure to

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