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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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3:36:26

September 11, 2025: Kitchen Nightmares! Kiki Doesn’t...

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2025/09/11

Keanu C. Thompson is fresh off a weekend of frolicking around with other internet thots and she sits down with her ghoulish mother to complain about it. We have an original film to watch from Alex Holliday that is sure to get your blood pumping! Find out who makes the best potato salad and why anyone would ever want to make chicken soaked in Coca-Cola in our latest culinary expeditions. ...

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4:32:49

September 10, 2025: The WAR With Karmic! Chad Being...

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2025/09/10

The world had gone and gotten itself in a big damn hurry! We've got an awesome film to watch from our favorite new director, Alex Holliday. Make your popcorn now! KarmicX is going on the Alex Stein show, which should help to temper his ego as he starts lashing out at Patrick and the clippers. We've got the self-proclaimed Queen of Sweet Tea whipping up a batch of soup if you're hungry. Chad Zumock continues to pump out garbage from his new studio. Crazy Joe has a whole new batch of videos to make

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5:02:40

September 8, 2025: More Embarassing Bower! Chad’s New...

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2025/09/08

This weekend was the big meetup in the Catskill's of Chrissie Mayr and all her besties at her content hotel event. What happened and why? Was it worth it? How is this thing a thing? Michael Ray Bower hasn't always been this way. Or has he? Let's watch an old video from the time before he lived in his bachelor box and see if we can find some clues. Chad Zumock has moved for the first time in five years, boasting about a new life with a mysterious new girlfriend. But is it the same old Chad we've come

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55:29

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show...

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2025/09/05

Mike David from Red Bar Radio seems like he's mad that he's been left out of the Dabbleverse drama, but he's fighting back by throwing a tantrum about superchats while insisting on covering people and things he's confused about. Stevie Lew has been trying to get people to pay attention to him for years, and his lack of success has him lashing out at Mersh for some reason. Ashley Cummings is a complete idiot, and wait until you see her slurring her speech on a live stream from this weekend that's

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3:59:47

THE VIEW! A Cool-Hang Watch-Along Program

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2025/09/04

Come watch. We just watch over here. ...

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4:13:13

September 3, 2025: Karmic Is LOSING IT Again! The...

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2025/09/03

Tony Michael Johns, aka The Ladies' Man, is in the local new and loving his newfound controversial fame. Let's catch up with one of the nuttiest criminals the internet has to offer. KarmicX is back home, and the quiet solitude of his trailer is clearly getting to him. The delusion is stronger with this Minnesotan basic that perhaps any other weirdo we've covered. But I digress. We've got another film to watch from self-proclaimed director Alex Holliday, and the creative process of this slow rivals

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4:05:17

September 2, 2025: Chad Zumock Moves On! Karmic Goes...

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2025/09/02

Chad Zumock is at a crossroads and is really trying to figure out what to do next. He's moving to a mysterious new location, he's pretending to have a woman in his life, and he's DYING to get his pitiful studio unpacked and get back to doing shows. Thank goodness he has good friends to get him through this difficult time. KarmicX is returning to Minnesota to process his life after weeks in the big city dipping his rod in to some of Pennsylvania's finest poon. One of the best sources for Steel Toe

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5:00:54

August 27, 2025: Metropolitan Detective Strikes...

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2025/08/27

It's Tiff's birthday, and she has a hankering for a Metropolitan Detective update. Who would we be as the legion of Onions if we didn't oblige her request? Karmic has been cast aside by his favorite daddy, Kevin Brennan, and it's causing him to have quite an emotional reaction in front of his new girlfriend, Felicia Gillespie. We are less than 48 hours away from both Nick and Patrick contesting their HROs from Aaron Imholte in court, and it seems to be contributing to a lot of weird behavior from

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5:28:29

August 26, 2025: Chad Zumock’s Minnesota GOOSE EGG!...

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2025/08/26

Another week brings another round of nonsense from some of your favorite dopes on the internet! With Aaron's HRO hearings approaching quickly, the Onionverse is wondering what, if anything, Aaron can do to try to postpone his reckoning once more. With Johnny Krutches on the ropes with his health, wealth and technical issues, Aaron resorts to bringing in a vacationing trollop to cohost his silly show! Chad Zumock is back from Minnesota where his lackluster visit brought him more ridicule than funds

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4:20:46

August 22, 2025: Michael Ray Bower Gets REAL! Is...

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2025/08/22

Who says there can't be a Nobody Likes Onions on a Friday? You're buying in to the media hype! Patrick finally dives in to the love triangle that is Pat Dixon, KarmicX and Felicia Gillispie to try to make sense of whatever is happening between these rapscallions! Who is doomed and who is feeling? Michael Ray Bower is headed towards heart surgery and we need to know if he's going to be ok - at least physically! Patrick has a trove of stuff from the PO Box and we need to go through these gifts to see

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3:59:06

August 19, 2025: Weeee! Simpleton Keanu C. Thompson...

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2025/08/19

Did you know internet suckslut Keanu C. Thompson and sidelined sibling Ashley Cummings teamed up to do a show? Don't worry! Nobody did! Let's break down the recent collapse of the internet show nobody asked for, and see what happened that led to the collapse of Kiki's latest attempt at making a best friend. Aaron Imholte seems to be going through a full-blown collapse on his pretend radio program. Won't you step up and help this man hit his goal? ...

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4:56:45

August 18, 2025: The REAL Steel Toe Revealed! Why LIE...

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2025/08/18

Patrick receives an email from a listener in Minnesota with some interesting insight in to the Steel Toe brand! Aaron Imholte gets caught in simple lie after simple lie following his lady leaving him all alone! Watch as a man devolves right before your very eyes, lashing out at haters and rewriting history in real time! Our Members Only stream has produced one of the best new cooking channels we've ever discovered. Bodycam footage reveals a very pretty lady that only our boy Baumert could save

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2:43:25

MEMBERS ONLY: May 30, 2025 – KarmicX, Heather...

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2025/05/31

KarmicX lashes out at the world as he delves back in to drinking on every stream. Pat Dixon is fighting the drama and doesn't want anything to do with it. But is that the right move? FIGHT, PAT! FIGHT! Mersh is mad at Patrick about a clip. Royce makes a sandwich that he pretends he is going to eat over three days. We watch a filthy man make chicken strips and then get in to some hot steak talk. Kevin Brennan and MLC are on life support. ...

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5:01:28

May 28, 2025: AARON IMHOLTE Is CHILL! The KARMIC...

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2025/05/29

Aaron Imholte is back from his vacation, and the tales from the beach in sunny Florida are nothing short of remarkable! As predicted, he is commandeering Keanu's victory and rubbing it in to the haters all while struggling to maintain an audience and earn his goal. Let's go over the latest from our favorite cope-and-seeth king! KarmicX is on fire, and the fake war between Kevin Brennan and Chad Zumock has been put on hold while the MLC podcast retools to find out who should be the future stable of

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3:42:29

May 26, 2025: Chad Zumock! Steel Toe! Fats! Michael...

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2025/05/27

Patrick is recovering from a holiday weekend, and we've got content piling up left and right over here! Let's get together and watch some clips, enjoy some dips, and encourage some flips! None of that made sense. A listener has unearthed a video about a specific fridge that you're going to want to see. We found where Chad Zumock got his shoes, and they're not real. Let's watch some old Steel Toe stuff to prepare for the return of Minnesota's cutest boy by a window eating soup. Michael Ray Bower is

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5:27:14

May 24, 2025: SEETHE-A-THON! This Little Piggy Recap!...

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2025/05/25

Yesterday's this Little Piggy was a lot to deal with, and a lot of people are in their feelings about it. Let's get your thoughts and hot takes on the show, watch the breakdown from Keanu, Kevin Brennan, and Keanu's wife Geno Bisconte. It's Saturday, baby! Let's feel alive! ...

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6:32:22

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion...

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2025/05/24

It's the ONE YEAR anniversary of the arrest of Nick Rekieta and April Imholte, and we want to celebrate with you! Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts?, Tookie and possibly a special guest as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

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4:23:48

May 21, 2025: Aaron Imholte NEEDS A Win! Ashley...

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2025/05/22

It's Wednesday and Patrick has some making up to do for skipping out on you on Tuesday! Hopefully this action-packed show will help fill the void in your soul. Metropolitan Detective is back with a nail-biting episode of action, adventure, mystery and more! Ashley Cummings wants to help men who can't help themselves. KarmicX has some words for Aaron Imholte regarding his hidden tendencies. As Steel Toe prepares to hand the baton off to Geno Bisconte to run his show for the rest of the week, he is

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5:50:45

May 19, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK Loves GODFREY! Rung Dung...

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2025/05/20

There's so much Steel Toe stuff to catch up on, so let's head over to Reddit and see what's happening in Minnesota! Speaking of Minnesota, KarmicX is hammering Pat Dixon after what seems like a romance-gone-wrong. What's the deal? Patrick has found himself in the middle of some drama on X revolving around what appears to be Whitney Cummings less-talented sister, Ashley. Let's dive in to the latest desperate thot that thinks she wants to get in and mix it up in the Dabbleverse! Chad Zumock keeps

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2:41:04

May 16, 2025: Hackamania Recovery Stream

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2025/05/17

Patrick has been dealing with the aftermath of Hackamania, cleaning up the messes and paying the bills! Come hang out for a mini show before the Members Only stream to catch up on anything that might have fallen through the cracks this week. Michael Ray Bower thinks Hackamania sucked and he cant do a much better job. Donkeylips also finally admits he got his copy of The Willies on VHS and the NLO merch Patrick sent back to him. Geno Bisconte is selling garbage on TikTok and doesn't know how to make

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