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Funny Business

Funny Business Entertainment

A podcast where Mike and Matt share internet stories or news that should be important to you. You’ll hear about strange news and personal experiences, and every once in a while, Mike will quiz Matt on some of the oddest things he can find. We’ll also dive into some of our original segments, like describing some of our strangest stories, debating if soccer is more boring than golf, and even talking about our feelings, as every man should. Funny Business is a podcast run by Mike and Matt, two friends

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270: Trapped with a Celebrity (Please Let It Be MrBeast)

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2025/06/20

An AI therapist gave advice so bad, it made national headlines. Meanwhile, we debate whether dancing is a sport and who the best (or worst) celebrity would be to get stuck with.Spoiler: one of us wants MrBeast, the other… not so much.00:00 Intro05:44 Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Drug as a Treat19:16 Community Take It!36:04 Outro and AdviceMERCH: https://funnybusinesspod-shop.fourthwall.com/FOLLOW USBeacons: https://beacons.ai/funnybusinesspodFacebook:

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00:40:06

269: Liquid Glass & the Great Pringles Disappointment

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2025/06/13

WWDC 2025 came in hot with something called Liquid Glass. Matt and Mike break down everything Apple dropped, from iOS 26’s makeover to CarPlay learning new tricks and group chat polls that are guaranteed to ruin friendships.Meanwhile, the NBA Finals have no soul this year, and yes, we’re mad about it. There’s no energy, no trophy on the court, and apparently, no one in charge of fan engagement. We also talk about our 13-week streak of rainy weekends, try to solve climate change by building a dome

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00:32:34

268: Dr. Squatch & the Case of the Celebrity Soap Suds

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2025/06/06

Sydney Sweeney just dropped a soap made from her actual bathwater? Yes, really. In this episode, Matt and Mike break down the bizarre Dr. Squatch collab that has the internet spiraling. Genius marketing or the weirdest celeb merch yet?We dive into strange celebrity products (used tissues, candles, even coffins), plus review Lay’s new Bacon Grilled Cheese Chips. There’s also hot takes on Stranger Things Season 5, Taylor Swift owning her masters (again), and how a casino almost baited us with “free”

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00:33:22

267: Mayonnaise or Ketchup? Choose Your Condiment...

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2025/05/30

Ever wondered what's more dangerous-iced coffee addiction or wielding a chainsaw in Crocs? Mike and Matt are back with tournament tales, lawn equipment mishaps, and a rapid-fire round of "this or that" that includes everything from Italian food vs. Chinese food to friend-zoning philosophy. Plus, hear about the heartbreaking chipping game struggles and the ongoing battle with Crohn's-and healthcare red tape. All this, plus a SpongeBob conspiracy theory that might just blow your square pants off.00:00

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00:37:16

266: Flowers, Flying Planes & Death Row Meals

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2025/05/23

Ever wonder when you should really buy your girlfriend flowers? Or what your last meal would be if you were on death row? Mike and Matt tackle the big questions—and the very dumb ones—in this jam-packed episode of the Funny Business Podcast.We play “What’s the Word?” and get sidetracked by velvet suits, college nostalgia, and our shocking take on red velvet cake. The guys debate whether flying a plane is harder than steering a cruise ship, ChatGPT forgets how to podcast, and we try to survive one

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00:30:14

265: Fast Food, Felonies, and Funerals

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2025/05/16

“Can I see your ID before we serve you these fries?” In this episode of Funny Business, Matt and Mike dive into the wild world of fast food security after a Brooklyn McDonald’s starts checking IDs like it’s a club. From teens terrorizing the Golden Arches to outrageous ideas for where else you might get carded (cemeteries?!), it’s chaos served with a side of nuggets. They also tackle: Why Scrabble betrayed aardvarks, The MLB’s awkward posthumous Hall of Fame invites, TikTok ruining movie trailers

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00:37:43

264: Standing Desks, Stomach Bugs and the Kentucky Derby

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2025/05/09

Ever wonder what happens when a YouTuber refuses to sit for a whole week? Spoiler: It doesn’t end well.In this episode, Matt and Mike dive into the wild world of standing challenges, public bathroom necessities (wet wipes for the win), and why LeBron James somehow load-managed the Met Gala. They also unpack stomach bug survival tactics, Met Gala mystery meals, diva horses skipping races, and the influencer takeover of classic events like the Kentucky Derby. Plus, some hot Hibachi takes and an

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00:29:37

263: Sith Happens: 20 Years of Anakin’s Bad Decisions

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2025/05/02

It’s been 20 years since Anakin forgot the sunscreen on Mustafar, and we’re celebrating. In this nostalgic yet nerdy episode, Mike and Matt honor Revenge of the Sith with trivia, memes, and a heartfelt lightsaber that just won’t turn on. Plus, they dive into a ridiculous (and surprisingly detailed) internet debate: can 100 humans defeat a gorilla? Spoiler: it depends on your views about trench warfare and Vicks VapoRub. And yes, the Harambe kid makes an appearance.Star Wars trivia? Check.Gorilla

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00:40:28

262: Plants Are Screaming and No One’s Listening

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2025/04/25

Plants are screaming… and apparently bats are listening.In this five-year anniversary episode of the Funny Business Podcast, Mike and Matt uncover a bizarre but real study: stressed plants emit ultrasonic clicks when they’re thirsty, injured, or just having a rough day. We’re talking tomato cries, cactus complaints, and the very real possibility that your lawn hates you.Also on deck: Matt’s Community Take It returns with top-tier listener prompts. Topics include traumatic fish tales (RIP Hambone),

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00:33:40

261: Your Uber Driver Might Know Too Much

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2025/04/18

You won’t believe what people leave behind in an Uber. From live turtles to 10 lobsters (yes, really!), Uber’s 2025 Lost & Found Index reveals the weirdest forgotten items, the most forgetful cities, and the prime time for losing your dignity—and your keys.But wait, there’s more! We rant about viral desserts that look like fruit but taste like regret, why action figure AIs need to chill, and the college football QB who fumbled his NIL bag harder than Tennessee fumbled that playoff spot. Oh, and

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00:28:53

260: Should We Take Away Alcohol at EPCOT?

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2025/04/11

Your favorite co-hosts dive into jaw-dropping Florida Man headlines, including a scandalous graveyard encounter and an underwear-clad brawl at Disney’s Epcot. They also vent about the world’s most frustrating gas rewards system, discuss birthday letdowns, and pitch genius ideas for Disney’s drink-around-the-world program. If you love weird news, relatable rants, and clever takes, this episode is your happy place.00:00 Intro04:00 Florida duo caught having sex on top of grave at historical cemetery,

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00:29:28

259: Sidney Sweeney’s DMs, April Fools Fails & a...

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2025/04/04

In this episode, Mike hits Matt with the ultimate SpongeBob SquarePants trivia challenge. We’re talking everything from Mermaid Man to Ol’ Reliable—and debating whether Plankton’s actually the villain or just an underdog with a dream. (Also, what is going on with Mr. Krabs and his whale daughter?)Then, we dive into baseball’s hottest controversy: the Yankees’ “torpedo bats.” Are they smart? Legal? Cheating? All three?We also break down why April Fools’ Day jokes are mostly bad, why Sidney Sweeney’s

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258: 258: We Ranked The Best Mobile Games Ever —...

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2025/03/28

A journalist accidentally added to a secret military group chat?Yes, that really happened.In this episode, we break down one of the most bizarre digital slip-ups in recent government history—right before a missile strike, no less—and riff on the absolute worst group chats to be accidentally added to. (Spoiler: your ex’s family BBQ thread tops the list.)Then, we dive into the Funny Business Power Rankings: our picks for the best mobile app games of all time. From Flappy Bird and Fallout Shelter to

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00:31:41

257: The Door-Holding Dilemma: How Far Is Too Far?

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2025/03/21

Would you eat the world’s hottest pepper just for clout? How about snacking on packing peanuts because TikTok said so? In this episode, we dive into the wild world of extreme eating trends, from a guy setting records with Carolina Reaper peppers to the internet’s latest questionable snack choices.However, there’s more to discuss: We confront one of life’s major social quandaries: the appropriate distance for holding the door. What distance is considered too far? At what moment does holding the door

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00:34:10

256: Florida Man vs. Florida Fake: Sporks, Possums,...

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2025/03/14

Is a spork a dangerous weapon? Can Monopoly money settle your bar tab? And did someone defecate on a possum in public? Join us as we put Matt’s detective skills to the ultimate test in another round of Florida Man or Florida Fake! This week, Matt’s Drunk Thoughts tackle the mysteries of daylight saving time and the curious case of vanishing fast food items! We’ll also explore snack wraps, the pros and cons of banking apps, and the wild excitement of March Madness. Plus, what kind of friendships will

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00:38:40

255: From Zombie Attacks to Good Customer Service:...

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2025/03/07

Mike and Matt take on life’s biggest questions—chosen by a random generator. They dive into unexpected long shots, zombie survival plans, and why they don’t have FOMO over meme coins. Along the way, they tackle the Yankees’ surprising beard policy, the relevance of Twitter (X) for businesses, and a rare customer service win at a brewery. The episode wraps up with a highly scientific ranking of famous Michaels and Matthews, settling once and for all where they stand among legends.00:00 Intro02:15

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00:25:26

254: Grapes, Gambling & the Science of Dumb Decisions

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2025/02/28

Mike and Matt, two friends, embark on a fun-filled adventure by taking a BuzzFeed quiz to discover which flower best represents their personalities. This quiz ignites a lively conversation that spans a wide range of topics, from pet names and dream homes to baby names and even some highly questionable March Madness predictions. They even engage in a playful debate about the number of grapes they would be willing to eat for a substantial sum of money, despite the potential risk of one grape being

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00:36:19

253: Science Says This Is the Happiest Time of Day

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2025/02/21

Science says there’s a specific time of day when you’re happiest—so are you hitting your peak joy or missing out? Meanwhile, Matt is deep in March Madness mode while also battling the flu and losing his sanity in quarantine. He’s spiraling into TikTok trends, struggling with CapCut captions, and questioning his life choices. Meanwhile, Mike didn’t even realize NBA All-Star Weekend happened and has thoughts on Ted Lasso’s renewal. Come for the science, stay for the chaos.00:00 Intro06:01 The Happiest

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253: Taylor Swift Won The Big Football Game, Apparently

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2025/02/14

Bill Gates once said, “I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” Honestly, he might be onto something. From a stockboy hacking the milk stocking process to a guy who outsourced his job to China, we’re dissecting some of the most outrageous (and genius) lazy-person workarounds ever.Also in today’s episode: Is TSA PreCheck just a government scam? Do HOV lanes actually save time? Did Taylor Swift really win the Super Bowl? And why is

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00:31:40

251: Church Fight Club: When the Homily Turns Hostile

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2025/02/07

Imagine spending 25 years living on a cruise ship—no rent, no chores, just endless buffets and ocean views. Sounds amazing, right? Or does it? Mike and Matt break down this wild life choice.Speaking of wild, the Luka-AD trade has NBA fans losing their minds, and the guys have plenty to say about it. Meanwhile, Matt recaps the Grammys. Oh, and did we mention he witnessed a full-blown church argument mid-sermon? Yeah, that happened. Plus, Matt rekindles his annual feud with Punxsutawney Phil, the

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