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The Two Smokin" Guns Podcast

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Two Smokin" Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #123 - 23rd May 2023

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2023/05/23

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed a silent Big Ben, Tik Tok in Montana & the new Indiana Jones premiere. We talked about Killer Whales, Aussie Slang, NYC’s heavyweight problem & Kurt Cobain’s guitar. Song of the week was 24 Frames by Jason Isbell. Scotty’s rant was about paranormal activity in country Victoria. Wine of the week was Carmenere. Food was lunchbox sangers, Nigerian soup & mobile Pizza. More random madness from the Two Smokin’ Guns.

55:59

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #122 - 16th May 2023

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2023/05/16

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Mother’s day flower prices, Queueing, MND & who should go down the slide. What Caught My Eye included the US Writer’s Strike, Odd Spots, Kid’s biting back and some Jokes. Song of the week was My Father’s hands by Broderick Smith (RIP). Scotty’s Rant was about Car Etiquette & he had some bumper stickers to share. Wine segment covered Champagne & some budget drinking options. Food segment covered genetically modified food & some Fun Food Facts. Enjoy…

54:45

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #121 - 2nd May 2023

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2023/05/01

Scotty & Ruttsy showcased their new stings. The Week That Was featured the Melbourne Chilli-Eating Championship results & Jetstar punch-ups, What Caught My Eye featured Arab’s in Space, Jupiter rockets, Pentridge hotel rooms, Seagull Screeching Championships, Rosco’s nude pledge & a joke. Song of the Week was Angel of 8th Avenue by Gang of Youths. Scotty’s rant was about State Funeral naysayers. Wine of the Week was Nebbiolo. Food stories were about Marmalade & Puffer Fish. Enjoy…

57:16

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #120 - 25th April 2023

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2023/04/25

In a remarkable demonstration of structure & organisation, the Two Smokin’ Guns have decided to do “segments”. Most radio shows caught onto this concept 40 years ago, so yes, we are late to the party! Segment 1 was Magic Moments of the week past which was all about Barry Humphries & Father Bob. Segment 2 was What Caught My Eye in the last week which was New Mafia Bosses, Space X, Ultra-Marathon Super-speeds, Chess gender craziness, Rhino baths & Portable Baths. Segment 3 was Song of the Week which

51:21

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #119 - 17th April 2023

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2023/04/17

Scotty almost died from asphyxiation during the show but we still managed to discuss Ruttsy’s Hot Cross Bun tasting competition, Bears killing joggers (BTW Ruttsy has been scared of Bears since the movie Grizzly), Sex Dolls being used as passengers, Ruttsy’s chat with Jordan Belfort & Paolo Nutini’s brilliant concert (played the song Shine A Light). Oh, plus deep sea fish, AC/DC & Highway to Hell.

20:05

Two Smokin’ Guns - Interview with OBGFC Senior...

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2023/04/11

Ruttsy sat down with Harry Hill, Senior Captain of Old Brighton, to discuss last season’s successes, the pre-season under new coach Dan Donati, his leadership group, the strong connection between the school, U19’s & the Senior team, the importance of the women’s football program to the Club’s culture & some exciting new faces to look out for in 2023. Go Tonners!

26:00

Two Smokin’ Guns - Interview with OBGFC President Tom...

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2023/04/09

Ahead of the 2023 VAFA Football season, Ruttsy spoke with the President of Old Brighton Grammarians Football Club, Tom Clarke, about the changes since last season, the ambitions for 2023, the new coaching groups at the Club & the great spirit of the OBGFC community. Go Tonners!

54:38

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #118 - 6th April 2023

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2023/04/06

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Footy, Transistors, Coronation dinner menus from bygone eras, the new Australian province of Jimland, old mate Donald Trump, Camel beauty contests & cloning, Gwyneth’s day in court, AC/DC’s comeback, Mick Gatto’s charity lunch & Fish in deep water. We outro’d with Highway to Hell by AccaDacca.

54:53

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #117 - 28th March 2023

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2023/03/28

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the world of Electric Bikes, What’s on in Melbourne, Lewd names on Boats, Funny boat names, the many flavours of Hot Cross Buns, Dougie Hawkins lightning strike, more Harry/Sparkle gifts, the new Elvis chapel of love in Abbotsford & a confusing tale of ChatGPT, Bots, Online praying & Saints (we are still confused). We played the new single See You Tomorrow by Adelaide band Bad//Dreems.

53:40

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #116 - 20th March 2023

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2023/03/20

On this weeks episode, Ruttsy spoke with Dave Wassell to understand all about the phenomenon that is Pickleball, and also spoke with Sally Hillman to learn more about the wonderful world of Champagne. Cheers.

55:18

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #115 - 13th March 2023

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2023/03/13

Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked Spag Bol, Dinners in Flats, Powdered Beer, Karens 2.0, Aussie Cardboard Drones in Ukraine, Overdue library books, Elle McFeast’s Chopper Read interview, Orca’s killing sharks, Narco-tourism, Garages for sale, Magician’s abused on ships & Poor Harry who now wants an apology.

54:49

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #114 - The Pickleball...

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2023/02/20

Scotty & Ruttsy chatted cricket, Titus O’Reilly tipping guidelines, the Chappelli versus Beefy feud, Harry & Megan on South Park, the banning of Delilah at Welsh rugby games, Wedding facts & Drug sniffing Squirrels. We also interviewed local identity, David Wassell, on the Pickleball phenomenon.

53:53

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #113 - The Walcha Episode...

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2023/02/13

Scotty interviewed Ruttsy about his big road trip which took in Canberra, Bateman’s Bay, Sydney, Walcha, Mudgee, Bowral, Mollymook & Lakes Entrance. Ruttsy walked through Walcha Cup race weekend and all fun, frivolity & colourful characters involved. We also covered country Greyhound tracks, famous greyhounds and the most Apt/Appropriate names in sport. We finished with the song Barely Losing by Richmond Fontaine.

57:52

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #112 - 25th January 2023

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2023/01/25

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Melbourne summers, Vegemite Pizza’s, Low alcohol beer, the phenomena of Chat GPT and the Two Smokin’ Guns song that it produced, Some of Ruttsy’s favourite Oxymorons, plus Scotty read out his Letter to the Editor rant about Pup’s public spat. We played Helplessly Hoping to honour the passing of David Crosby.

53:45

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #111 - 17th Jan 2023

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2023/01/21

Scotty & Ruttsy reviewed the National Jigsaw Puzzle Championships, Belarus's Macca's exit, Pickleball investors, the Potato Chip shortage, Prince Harry's book Spare, the 65 year-old wig shop, the Nepo babies of Louis Vuitton, some good and bad shopping experiences over the summer break & some of the dumbest and best business ideas of all time.

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #110 - 12th January 2023

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2023/01/12

2022 Best Songs by Ruttsy My 2022 best songs in no particular order: Shedding My Velvet - Jack White God's Gift - Johnny Marr Beautiful James - Placebo I Don't Live Here Anymore - The War On Drugs Castles - Freya Ridings Empty Nest - Silversun Pickups There's A Moon On - Pixies Pictures of You - Drugdealer Jackie Down The Line - Fontaines DC Malk Mirri Wayin - King Stingray Watching Strangers Smile - Parquet Courts Warning Signs - Band of Horses Every Single Storied Flameout - Drive-By

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #109 - 15th November 2022

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2022/11/15

Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked the 2026 Commonwealth Games venues, a Robot called Sparrow, 30 Jobs that no longer exist, Giant Snails, A slight at the Opera, Dead politician’s re-elected, Royal’s Egging, Compostable food packaging, Lucky bets, How music influences wine tasting & the dish of the day – pork belly. We also played Snail Shell by They Might be Giants.

52:39

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #108 - 7th November 2022

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2022/11/07

Ruttsy chatted about his recent Whitsundays boating holiday & shared some fun facts about the region. The Guns then ran through a menagerie of content, from Maggots in medicine to the US Mullet Championships (google mulletchamp.com), Paris hearses on wheels, Selfie deaths, Seagull sickies, Giant goldfish, the Eye-popping Guinness World Record, the ‘barely there’ dress code at Flemington & some odd spots and gags. Ruttsy played a song called Empty Nest of the new Silversun Pickups album, Physical

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #107 - 20th October 2022

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2022/10/20

In a show that was totally random with little in the way of segues, Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Chess Cheats, Where have all the Bogongs gone, Fart Cows, Banned Books Week, Xmas without glitter, the Chocolate Bunny War, Who & what are “Eshays”, the Brickman’s Shed, Fizzy versus non-fizzy Champagne, the Flinders Street Station potential demolition, the latest doco’s on the streaming services & which Aussies should be on the $5 note. Scotty played a song by his new man-crush, Drake Milligan, called

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #106 - 12th October 2022

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2022/10/17

Scotty asked Ruttsy a load of questions about his Italian Trip – Trip planning, Travel diaries, Barolo the epicentre, the food experiences, the different wine varieties, the prices, language barriers, the people, the culture, the traffic, accommodation. Then we examined what cuisines Melbourne are eating by suburb & a bit about the Queens life, including what she would eat in a typical day. Some streaming services & film banter and the drunk Turkish man who joined his own search party.

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