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Chemohawk Sessions

Falsetto Prophet

Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I"m a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I"m Falsetto Prophet, you"re Podience; together,

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00:43:23

Chemohawk Sessions Short #12: Secondhand Provoking,...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/11/12

Podience, sometimes you start a recording mired in the assumption that you have much to say, but simply make an a** of both your Podience and me for your words are but sparse and brief; other times, you enter the fray, with little to say, and then BAM... you've captured 10,000 aural words on display! This began as a teaser but morphed, unexpectedly, into a full-blown fuc**** pleaser. I hate cell phones, in a multitude of circumstances, and inescapable, unwanted public passerby conference calls are

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01:23:15

Chapter 49: White-Collar, Black Belt: A Ph.D. in...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/11/11

Podience, I remain not in denial, it has, in fact, been a while since we have traipsed a white-collar, black belt thoroughfare. I was eager to return, and I offer an entertaining, efficiency sustaining non-compliance with cuss word refraining dose of Chemohawk Sessions. Today, I am neither alone nor lonely as here, gracing us with his bearded presence, will be Wam Bam Kam. Today, our voices are lubricated with the vocal anticipatory excitement of speaking upon matters which we are well-versed and

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00:34:46

Chapter 48: White-Collar, Black Belt: Workplace...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/11/11

Podience... long time, no lagoon! I am back with a multi-front attack-- bombarding the corruptive property of technology and virtually forcing the world to see everything about thee; I audibly shoot everything on sight and harbor no prisoners in this selfish, shallow, superficial digital stage we are all asked, demanded, coerced to play on. Today, we discuss the value of quitting and its inherent, intrinsic opposition to staying the fstars course. But, let me ask, would you stay the course aboard

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00:22:44

Chemohawk Sessions Short #11: Taking Thanks

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/11/10

Podience, I know... I know your gut is dying, by way of grumbling, and you are vying for your seat at the grand dining-table for your looming Caribbean jerky-turkey feast; as your tummy is, but, one consideration of mine, it is only prudent to focus on your mind, for now. Mind over batter, as it were. You have heard the tried, trite, cliched and overplayed expression: giving thanks. But, have you ever been fortunate enough to hear: TAKING THANKS? My meal money is on negatory; you are hearing it

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01:23:56

Chapter 47: White-Collar, Black Belt: Maximum Rage,...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/11/09

Podience, this session requires just a brief, nominal introduction for my guest and I swap so many stories, there's no need to set the metaphorical mic table when dialogue, this raw and tasty, will be consumed instantly. C-Drew is my oldest friend, not in age classification, but in elapsed time we've had the distinct f****** luck of knowing each other; so, too, has he remained a solid, stalwart, steadfast friend. It is securely etched into my Falsetto Prophet wish list to also have his fraternal

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00:41:44

Chapter 46: White-Collar, Black Belt: Passive...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/11/08

Season's fstars greetings... you perfectionist Podience. I welcome you to another Chemohawk Sessions dose that you are, no doubt, jonesing for and/or pining for-- hardcore. Caribbean jerky-seasoned turkey day may be around the once-scenic-now-crime-scene of a riverbend, but today we will focus on concepts that can be applied year-round. Are you passive, Podience? Or... are you active, perhaps ambitiously and overtly active? These are sound questions to ask, but useless questions unless we properly

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00:41:25

Chapter 45: White-Collar, Black Belt: Contradictory...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/11/07

Podience, have you ever captured a flag during the course of a playful, peaceful game of childhood fun? Harder question... have you ever properly identified and subsequently captured the wartime, white-collar corporate flag relegating, marginalizing and minimizing your pure victory into a contradictory victory? If so, please let these healing, attention-stealing words, from the mind and mouth of Falsetto Prophet, guide you through these white-collar warfare laden times. I am as happy to be here

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01:37:07

Chapter 44: White-Collar, Black Belt: Bright-Collar,...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/11/07

Podience, I was under the firm, but mistaken impression, that Falsetto talking in the company of one, with free reign on all content, and complete control over the delivery of said content was the only way to podcast. It is proving to be fanatically fun, with a side of fstars frenzy, as a result of these free form dialogues and undying laughter in the company of beloved guests on these Chemohawk Podience Guest Sessions! Today, your obligatory Falsetto introduction is brief in length, but memorable

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01:27:26

Chapter 43: White-Collar, Black Belt: Dispossessed,...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/11/06

Podience, far we have come, to these Chemohawk Sessions-- we succumb, so close we have become. Welcome to another Chemohawk Podience Sessions session. I am thrilled to be here with Red Devil in tow. Today, I provide an audacious, applicable segment; I can feel my salient points resonating deeply with you loyal listeners. I provide enviable examples of how to properly tell your superior to get fstarsed. If the solo session with me is the surf and turf: pristine fillet coupled with spicy bacon-wrapped

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00:32:17

Chapter 42: White-Collar, Black Belt: If They Bleed,...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/11/02

Podience, if they bleed, you can lead them. Also, where there is a workplace need, so too is there jerk-space for more greed. Have you ever considered a leadership post? Do those in present power take the time to entertain you replacing them... or working with them in tandem? Remember that synergy is a lie and it is, in fact, a seven deadly synergy. Today, my favorite bi-colored, unruffled fellow, Othello, receives a belated shout out; fortunate for me that cats don't display the same sensical

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00:21:23

Chemohawk Sessions Short #10: Abstract, Inexact…...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/10/29

Podience, it may prove easier to provide tangible results on an fstars environmental or geological impact study, than to measure the impact you make, or might make, at your WC company. The behavioral based performance review is diaper-wrapped, set ablaze garbage because somewhere between the corporate manifest destiny and your evaluator vying for top spot in covering their own fstars a**, your actual, factual impact gets lost in the scatterbrain shuffle. I challenge you to remember your value and

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00:37:32

Chapter 41: White-Collar, Black Belt: Tier...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/10/28

Podience, remember when we spoke on you feeling like an imposter with imPOSTERIOR SYNdrome? Not only is it a cardinal white-collar sin, and insidiously puts the syn in synergy, but I reveal in today's episode that feeling an imposter is mostly not your fault! There is this WC cancer that infects, multiplies and convinces its hosts that they're suspect and, their own hard work, they should reject. It is what I call tier gaslighting of the corporate persuasion. You have likely experienced this

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00:31:46

Chemohawk Sessions Short #9: Stubburn, Bridges, Burn!

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/10/24

Podience, have you ever suffered an accusation labeling you too strident in your stubbornness or of being overly loyal? Taken or shelled out in appropriate doses, they can prove real virtues, but an overdose on either can manifest into the anesthetizing of a friendship, co-worker relationship or of your own sense of reliable direction. If you remain too stubborn, then you morph stubborn to stubburn, bridges, burn! You may burn a bridge, or several, if you remain stubborn in your approaches, actions

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00:39:48

Chapter 40: White-Collar, Black Belt: The Toxicity of...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/10/21

Podience, we have reached the biblical numeric of 40! This terrestrial rock we casually inhabit may have had to learn the undersea art of snorkeling for 40 days or so, but at episode 40 of Chemohawk Sessions, we are breathing good, well and fine. Welcome to an episode that offers a remedy for the toxicity of a dumb*** WC committee. Here, I will remind you how amazing Michael fstars Keaton is, I will recite a slew of insightful quotes, and, per usual, make obscure, but fitting connections to shows

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00:10:23

Future Chemohawk Sessions Teaser/Pleaser: Bewitching...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/10/18

Podience... boo! Did I scare you? It was a well-intentioned fright attempt, I assure you. Today, you will note the unsettling music at the onset of the episode, laden with foreboding. This session is meant to accomplish three separate tasks: to frighten you into aural submission, to offer an audible sacrifice to the ghoulish Celtic pagan gods, and to give you a loose script of things to tune your ears toward in the future. Falsetto Prophet will traverse many conversational pathways as we roll right

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00:36:33

Chapter 39: White-Collar, Black Belt:...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/10/17

Podience, do you lack the will to lead? That is perfectly satisfactory for you may intentionally sidestep leadership roles as they neither tickle your fancy, nor are they a poison you pick. But... a lifeform who is in a leadership role better fstars lead, have the sac to make gut-wrenching decisions and exude a compassionate inclination rivaled only by their shrewdness. Today, I utilize snippets from the great thriller film: All the President's Men and moments from Band of Brothers in tandem with a

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00:38:25

Chapter 38: White-Collar, Black Belt: Sufficiently...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/10/15

Podience, it is a recurring treat to be your steadfast Falsetto Prophet host. Are you adept at observing the ineptitude of your corporation? If so, both in being adept, yourself, and maintaining a keen eye for inefficient, wayward colleagues, this Chemohawk Session was composed just for you. Today, we will elucidate the topic of Value Stream Mapping, elimination of workplace refuse, mic drop grand quotes, and compare a fully functioning workplace to the lean introduction of the 80's action thriller:

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00:29:05

Chapter 37: White-Collar, Black Belt: Aural Pleasure...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/10/09

Podience, how sexy, mellifluous and commanding is your voice? If you think the tonal quality of your vocalizations is superficial, then you are neither super nor official. In the WC world, how you speak, your command of audible projections and the sexy factor of your voice are all colossal considerations. You know whose orders I would blindly follow, and happily so? Vin god**** Diesel. You know who I would sit patiently perched and alert for as they verbally doled out a three-hour training seminar

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01:35:56

Chapter 36: White-Collar, Black Belt: Bird's-Eye...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/10/08

Podience, if you want that wondrous WC position, first you must apply and subsequently interview for said position. Today, we will elucidate, with quotes, dialogues and relevant research how to master stroke the oft unfunny joke of interviewing. You must exit your own body and look at your interview through a bird's eye view; you can see more and more vividly from an aerial, objective vantage. I am joined by my former partner in WC crime, brother in corporate, keyboard typing arms: Brother F******

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01:21:51

Chapter 35: White-Collar, Black Belt: Expletive Prone...

Chemohawk Sessions ·

2022/10/06

Podience, these Podience Sessions are proving to be both exhilarating and exhausting. It is a f****** joy to host and create a calming Chemohawk environment where guests feel warm, welcome and remain well-spoken, but editing these longer sessions takes a toll on Mr. Prophet. The toll, I remind you, is well fstars worth it. Today, we extrapolate the unexpected advantages profanity yields and how to wield a powerful lexicon of wicked words while sprinkling in college-approved multisyllabic ones. We

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