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The Otis Advisory

Pat Fant aka Uncle Otis

HIGH VELOCITY HOOT from Universal Foolishness: Original News Cartoons as short-form podcasts. Dump you old Think Tank and wade into these guilt-free waters with Tio Otis - finishing off political correctness for a grateful nation. Slower listeners keep right>>>>

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All Episodes

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54 - Cut Me A Check

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/01/23

The "Shitegeist" of the nation - mood of the times - has somehow changed. What's stuck to your shoe today feels oddly off. You can't put you finger on it, nor would you want to, as revealed in this new editorial by Uncle Otis, Senior Fellow, Bait Camp Think Tank. Push button. Hear podcast. Wash hands.

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00:03:16

53 - Orange Man Bad

The Otis Advisory ·

2021/01/12

Orange Man has left the building and now we're getting the government we deserve! Wade into the guilt-free waters of the Uncle Otis Bait Camp Think Tank and wait for further instructions. Order you Uncle Otis Secret Code Pellet Answer Ring (free with t-shirt purchase) so you can decode the special messages. Luxury podcasts from the Masterpiece Collection from the bothered mind of a widely-ignored Southern intellectual. Universal Foolishness.com

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00:03:40

52 - Southern Charm

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/12/29

Welcome to Texas! The new kids from California are starting to arrive, many with shortness of pants and a look of endless guilt and total confusion after seeing their first package of Pink Snowballs from Hostess. Uncle Otis and the Bait Camp Think Camp help out with an orientation program for the most vulnerable. Watch podcast; wash hands. More at www.universalfoolishness.com

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00:03:15

51 - Fang Fang: The Spy Who Bungled Me

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/12/18

In the New America, either get woke, or get put to sleep! So, dump your old Think Tank and wade into the guilt-free waters of the Bait Camp Think Tank with Sr. Fellow Uncle Otis. Think of it like a vacation from political correctness. Today's Luxury Podcast takes a look at what happened with "Fang Fang, The Spy Who Bungled Me." Push Button - Hear Podcast - Wash Hands - Buy a T-shirt

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00:05:17

50 - Real Story Of Reindeer Red Nose Guy

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/12/14

Wade into the guilt-free waters of the Uncle Otis Bait Camp Think Tank while you enjoy this tale of a bunch of snotty, two-faced reindeer, all complaining about a co-worker's "wrong" nose color, held up Christmas deliveries in a protest that went nowhere. All from the bothered mind of a widely ignored Southern intellectual. Merry Christmas!

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00:03:35

49 - Santa Caught In A Quid Pro Quo

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/12/07

Clause overheard offering gifts in exchange for good behavior. But now with E-Warrants, getting a court order to spy on Clause is only $20 on the internet. Uncle Otis reports from the Bait Camp & Discount Think Tank. Watch Podcast - Wash Hands!

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00:02:57

48 - All Electric NASCAR

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/11/18

New report from Galveston's Discount Think Tank: In the New America we don't drive around in circles anymore, unless it comes with a campaign contribution. So get ready for first running of the ALL ELECTRIC NASCAR. Watts = volts x amps! Get used to it.

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00:03:00

47 - Benadryl Hangover

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/11/05

Inspired by true events, the salty scholars at the Uncle Otis Bait Camp Think Tank help kids see things that aren't there without the need for Benadryl. Public health menace or public service? You be the judge. Hear podcast. Wash hands.

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00:02:42

46 - Row Vs. Wade

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/10/20

Our salty scholars have unfigured out the difference between row vs. wade. It’s not that hard. When you’re wanting to school with the wild tuna, some just like to get right in the boat. They’ll row for hours if they have to, but it’s never that far to get there. Other guys just like to wade around in it for hours, sometimes all the way up to their neck. Hell making mud pies is more complicated than this. But remember, you can’t make mud pies on the moon. Their little mud pie bodies can’t survive in

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00:03:05

45 - Reform School Dropout

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/09/09

In the light from burning tires you'll look your best in Reform School gear from Universal Foolishness. Step aside bed wetters! Dropouts coming through! Hear further instructions in a secret coded message inside this podcast. Slower listeners keep right>>> Unmask and win!

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00:03:06

44 - Beer For Ballots

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/08/26

Uncle Otis and the scholars at the Bait Camp Think Tank have an easy way to understand MAIL-IN BALLOTS - just think of them like suppositories. They're not that different. So take the 3-minute podcast vacation and join in the pageantry: Uncleotis.net

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00:03:20

43 - Hide Your Stuff

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/08/18

With the threat of "total liberation" headed your way, some are starting now to prepare. Find some dirt; learn to use a shovel. Once everything is free, nothing has value. This new report from the Uncle Otis Bait Camp & Think Tank may smell of fish, but it offers thoughtful guidance for a post-modern world. Or at the very least, some funny BS to make you think again about how bad you really want a revolution at your house. "You bought it - you eat it," said the salesman.

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00:03:26

42 - Rent Your Shoes

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/08/11

If you don't want to start Renting-Your-Shoes in the New America, then get a whiff of what's in this little bait bucket. It's another luxury podcast from Cultural Observer and widely ignored Southern intellectual Uncle Otis. Push button. Get Otis.

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00:03:07

41 - Roy Rogers Effect

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/08/04

Clear-eyed and right-thinking, Roy Rogers is now reclaiming his time right here with Uncle Otis, Senior Fellow at Galveston Island's BAIT CAMP & THINK TANK. Enjoy this latest luxury podcast from The Masterpiece Collection - then order your yard sign.

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00:03:19

40 -Star Juarez: Battle Of The Beans

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/07/20

Offended by Beans – a scholarly study from The Uncle Otis Think Tank: Buying the wrong beans could mean a moderate to severe ass whipping in the grocery store parking lot. Your beans say a lot about you in the New America (and Mama was worried she didn’t raise you right!) Push Button. Get Otis. Wash Hands. A new podcast for people with their lights on!

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00:03:06

39 - Hand Sanitizer 500

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/07/10

You remember running behind the mosquito fogging truck when you were little? Well, this is kinda like that. You can survive anything, even political satire, if you can hold your nose long enough. So wade into the guilt-free waters of the Bait Camp Think Tank while you enjoy this 2 minute break from THINKING RIGHT!

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00:02:43

38 - President Elect Cortez

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/07/02

"What if a naive little podcast could actually see into the future? Eyeopening, no? Hear the audio cartoonists at the Bait Camp Think Tank offer this alternative vision of post-election season. Scary, but since "the pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle" (B. Zimmerman) everything's on the table. Push Button. Get Otis. Wash hands.

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00:02:48

37 - Beer & Bulbs

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/06/24

The Bait Camp Think Tank found a few more floaters for you. Attention investors - here's your deconstructed view of the the coming post-nuclear economy. You can call the Internet all you like never get a lick of this. Get the podcast you deserve. Push button. Get Otis. Wash hands.

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00:02:43

36 - Bad Medicine Smackdown

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/06/13

Street justice is now served open-faced, so you better be pulling for the right team or else. So much to apologize for - so little time! The Uncle Otis Bait Camp Think Tank is here to help. Remember, Santa don't come to the county lock up! Push button. Get Otis. Wash hands.

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00:03:02

35 - Joe's Fight Recorder

The Otis Advisory ·

2020/06/05

Black Box flight data recorder recovered from the crash site of the Joe campaign sent to Uncle Otis Think Tank for full analysis. Preliminary findings show campaign losing altitude during entire basement period. Navigation was completely disabled explains why no one ever knew where they were. Take the 2-minute podcast vacation. Push Button. Get Otis. Wash Hands. uncleotis.net

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