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Chemohawk Sessions

Falsetto Prophet

Dear Podience, Welcome to Chemohawk Sessions, an anthology series podcast. I"m a carbon-based lifeform who got, fought, conquered cancer; fled my droll career to air this passion project. I was restless as an office drone; my cancerous plight confirmed the cost of chasing an unfulfilling career. My first session: White-Collar, Black Belt, offers black belt mastery of white-collar survival through shared experiences, pointers and amusing confessions. I"m Falsetto Prophet, you"re Podience; together,

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00:13:20

Chemohawk Sessions Short #2: Don't Fight the Quiet...

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2022/08/23

Greetings to you precious patients of these Chemohawk Sessions, You will receive a minor but critical dose of Chemohawk medicine from Dr. Prophet today with your second Chemohawk Sessions Short. Did you know that collegiate degrees in B.S. M.S. and PHD might also mean something scatological? We will expound on that as we remind ourselves the value of knowing thyself. The words "Know Thyself" were inscribed at the most coveted temple in ancient Greece, do we think that was a happy coincidence? If you

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00:23:12

Chapter 20: White-Collar, Black Belt: Managerial Math...

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2022/08/22

Podience, There is no me without you. I sing your praises and indispensability at the start of this session. I do not know about you, but I struggled with math to a pitiful degree. However, I do recognize that mathematics can manifest certain charms and, for purposes of this episode, show us the ideal manager to pray, wish or beg for. Do you like your current manager and their managerial style? Yes, no, maybe so? Here we will dissect the three different angles that mangers can dangle and a variety

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00:55:23

Chapter 19: White-Collar, Black Belt: Juice Stain to...

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2022/08/22

Podience, Welcome to our extra special sauce delectable debut of Chemohawk PODIENCE Sessions! Today, I have a super special sauce, wow, I really fancy my fstars sauce, guest speaker who will affectionally and summarily be referred to as WAM BAM Fstars Kam. Now, the fstars is optional, but, also requisite and essential as it makes for a more theatrical introduction. Does that remind, podience, you of your own WCC? Oh, that piddly project is voluntary... but you will grip the reigns on said project

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00:26:25

Chapter 18: White-Collar, Black Belt: Wise, Calm...

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2022/08/16

Loyal listeners, welcome to your workplace sanctuary of Chemohawk Sessions. Welcome to lean, episode 18. Have you ever been a coach? You most assuredly have been a mentee. As a mentee, I bet you eagerly awaited a mentor who could coach with a calming, stylish wisdom. Calm coaching begets a calmed audience. Let this episode soothe your stress, engender your snickering and allow you to leave with a new nugget or 12. This topic, I feel more impassioned than usual about. As the saying goes, the

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00:26:51

Chapter 17: White-Collar, Black Belt: Suicide Mission...

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2022/08/15

Podience, I appreciate you loyal listeners with all of my Falsetto Prophet prophetic power and falsetto register. Welcome to your next dose of Chemohawk Sessions. Do you know what your WCC stands for? Do you understand the mission? What is your major mission malfunction, soldier? You better know if you want to grow and go with the white-collar dogmatic flow. We will scratch the surface and then plunge deep into the sewer of poorly executed mission statements and blurry vision statements. Also, you

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00:08:44

Chemohawk Sessions Short #1: Co-Workers Without Need...

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2022/08/13

Podience, As it is the weekend, I gift you your premier Chemohawk Sessions Short #1. How many will there be? Think not to ask me! I prefer to keep you breathless with anticipation. Friends are life's safety nets, better to cast a wide net, compound your squad of allies and confound your enemies. Keep close your friends, dear Podience, and chain letter them a recurring dose of these Chemohawk Sessions. I incorporate film and show references today as we decipher the practical meaning behind the Friend

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00:29:28

Chapter 16: White-Collar, Black Belt: Noose, Knot or...

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2022/08/11

Howdy Podience, There will be at least one TX reference as I mention a rattlesnake on this episode. Additionally, some scientific mumbo jumbo, but the material is as alarming as it is apt while we discuss your pondered options dangling on your workplace rope. Will you hang yourself, hold on for dear fstars life, or cut it and pull the rip cord so you may land a new joyous pursuit? These options will be dissected, and you may even get to hear me sing a little. I sing for you Podience, THAT is how

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00:30:22

Chapter 15: White-Collar, Black Belt: Buzzsaw Words...

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2022/08/10

Hello again, Podience! We have violated the hallowed WCC grounds of buzzsaw words once before with our very first Chemohawk Session: Chapter 1: White-Collar, Black Belt: Buzzsaw Words. Here we are, many sessions later, with Buzzsaw Words Redux, a conclusion to the buzzsaw blight. You will hear that unsettling buzzsaw sound, once more, as we search desperately for the method to buzzsaw words' madness. We'll explore a brilliant approach to efficient and appealing language utilized by our very own

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00:27:47

Chapter 14: White-Collar, Black Belt: On a Fool's...

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2022/08/09

Podience, Set aside the lava hot java, confirm your boss is preoccupied, and prepare to laugh like a loony jester. This episode contains nuggets, personal accounts, and humorous examples of real-life laughter inducing corporate ineptitude. Laughter is magical in its medicinal properties. You know who said that? Mr. Prophet, that's who! We are sidestepping deep research in this episode and replacing that research with off-the-cuff tales of truth I have witnessed unfold hilariously before my peepers

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00:22:59

*Lucky* Chapter 13: White-Collar, Black Belt: The...

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2022/08/05

Hello superstitious, prophetic Podience, Not only are we gliding into another weekend this Friday, but it is the 13th episode of Chemohawk Sessions. As such, we will treat this as though it is a legit s*** Friday the 13th. I will incorporate tales of horror, some curiosity scratching trivia on the witching hour, why 13 is a lucky numeric, and the method behind this episode title's madness. This will be briefer than other episodes for it is a FRIDAY. Additionally, we will ruminate on the masquerade

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00:28:58

Chapter 12: White-Collar, Black Belt: Criticism...

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2022/08/03

Howdy Podience, for those who reside in Texas. Criticism can be an indelible blight if you allow it to consume you. Instead, I offer a philosophical prism that you can apply to any criticism that may trickle down to you at work, or in life. Laugh! Laugh d*** you! Laugh and let that laughter heal you with its intrinsic medicinal properties. The Joker got that part of his teaching correct: LAUGH away all deconstructive criticism. We will discuss the different types of criticism, how to keep out of the

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00:26:55

Chapter 11: White-Collar, Black Belt: Whetting...

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2022/08/01

Podience, I know not how appreciated you feel at your occupied workspace, but you are appreciated by Falsetto Prophet in this Chemohawk Session space. Have you ever, or are you presently navigating your own successful path with a supervisor barring your way? We will chat about that, incorporate a different angled approach to your thought process, and perorate more Greek mythology. We have crossed into double digit episodes, and I enjoy the s*** out of this joyous journey. If only my former WCC

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00:29:10

Chapter 10: White-Collar, Black Belt: Resting Glitch...

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2022/07/29

Happy early weekend, Podience! Here is a dollop of Chemohawk Sessions to lubricate your smooth transition into a restful weekend. Do you enjoy being a virtual hologram? Let's define RESTING GLITCH FACE. It sure offers some undeniable perks, but also comes with a price. We will discuss those perks and that price as we broach the vices and virtues of the virtual, how to interview properly through your computer screen, and two handfuls of tips slash tricks. I will narrate a surfeit of Mr. Swearengen

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00:27:03

Chapter 9: White-Collar, Black Belt: Lip-Sync Service...

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2022/07/27

Podience, I appreciate you. And to convince you of my appreciation, I packed this Chemohawk Session full of confessionals, personal accounts and my own rap version of a Vanilla Ice song for you. You are worth it, dear Podience. If you've ever needed a Rosetta Stone translation of management's wicked wordplay and beyond, this is the episode for you. Here, I will provide a decoding of the higher up hieroglyphics: what you are being told to do and how you are being told to do it. If you suffer from FIM

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00:28:33

Chapter 8: White-Collar, Black Belt: Dollar Signs...

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2022/07/26

Dear Podience, Do you have value? Does your employer capture your value? Does it register? Is your employer in the proper intellectual and altruistic mindset to reward your value with concomitant spoils? Even a seasoned prostitute knows their value and refuses to accept any amount that falls below their self-declared worth. Perhaps Joker makes the most informed and telling statement in The Dark Knight when he tells the local band of gangster miscreants to never do something for free if, in fact, you

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00:27:51

Chapter 7: White-Collar, Black Belt: Between Your...

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2022/07/21

Dear Podience, Thank you again for your free-flowing feedback, some of your poignant pointers will be discussed. While the film et al. references will continue to be incorporated, know I will do my part to try and keep things as in the present as possible. Did you know that an albatross is a gigantic bird, but also an encumbrance? We are going to get down, dirty and Greek in our witty analysis of being stuck between your supervisor and something perhaps even more despicable. Also, we will

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00:27:18

Episode 6: White-Collar, Black Belt: Dirty...

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2022/07/19

Dear Podience, Here is another dose of Chemohawk Sessions chalked full of quotes, movie references, and an incremental deluge of more Falsetto personality. Can you keep a clean workstation? The benefits may be astronomical if you entertain the idea. Dress, in the office, as though you lead the gaggle of professional geese: fierce, clean and orderly to their next accomplishments. While we are stoking these animal examples: ChemoHAWKS,sharks, geese, also be weary and watchful for the viper nest of

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00:35:39

Episode 5: White-Collar, Black Belt: Patience Begins...

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2022/07/18

Dear Podience, Forgive my elongated absence. I have returned! Did you know that the origin of the word patience means "to suffer?" Yet, in its pronunciation, it also sounds like PAY. Perhaps we are paid for our suffering if we wait long enough and for a worthwhile pursuit. Also, I will riddle you with carefully selected quotes, the best symbiotic relationship to seek in a manager, personal testimonies of overcoming lava hot rage, and a touching introduction addressing your prized and recent feedback

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00:45:38

Episode 4: White-Collar, Black Belt: Evaluation Elation

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2022/05/19

Dearest Podience, White-collar workplace evaluations have a propensity to turn even the most mild-mannered mind irate. This dose of Chemohawk Sessions aims to replace the irate with elate and provide clues and an outline for you to follow to achieve evaluation elation. The personal nugget confession puts the p in personal and I was fortunate enough to locate quotes as fitting as a tailored suit on John Wick. Enjoy immensely, with intensity, as we unwind coolly the daily grind.-Falsetto P.S

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00:44:36

Episode 3: White-Collar, Black Belt: Collar-Blind...

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2022/05/13

Dear Podience, There are many collars, each with a different color, each carrying their own toil and spoils. What makes each colored collar unique? Why should lasting respect and reverence be shown to all collars? These posed questions will be satisfied. Also, the personal nugget is as outrageous as it is genuine. In addition to the research and some personal accounts offered, take away one vital tidbit: only work as hard as you are being compensated...no more. There should be a salient and

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