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PODCAST

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

John Brandon, Jim Banks, Matthew Van Zandt, Vanessa

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they"re the fun kind of dumb, and that"s what counts.

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All Episodes

01:47:21

Dragon Age: Origins Part 9 - Hardening Alistair

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2019/03/18

THE SHOCKING DRAGON AGE FINALE! We find out why only a Grey Warden can defeat an archdemon, Vanessa has to lend out Alistair's chunker, John does a Riordan voice that just annoys Matthew, Jim gives up, Matthew takes the path of ultimate good, no one bothers with Loghain, and we debate whether or not having an elder god in the body of a child is such a great thing to do. This Week: We finish Dragon Age: Origins! Next Week: We defeat Captain Strong in Earthbound! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us

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01:33:43

Dragon Age: Origins Part 8 - Vanessa, Queen of Ferelden

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2019/03/11

On this exciting episode of Square Roots Johnny is dummy thicc, Matthew is chasing Waterfalls, Vanessa's mom may be the Nanny from Muppet Babies, and Jim is the true Captain Marvel fan. Also: Vanessa is the woman of 1000 Stewarts, forcing yourself into royalty, Battle Alita Toshinden, impromptu Patreon stretch goals, random pitchforkings, and dealing with the future of Ferelden. It's rad! This Week: We have the Landsmeet! Next Week: We finish Dragon Age: Origins! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting

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01:55:34

Dragon Age: Origins Part 7 - Gatekeeping Lunatic!

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2019/03/04

NEXT GAME ANNOUNCED! Matthew, Vanessa, John and SOMEONE ELSE pack up and head to Denerim, harden Alistair, clear out a brothel, fight in alleys, and maybe get the nicest ladies in the party to try and murder you. Talking points include a village where everyone acts like people in a creepy Stephen King community, adopting the "money pweez" roleplaying stance, The Wynne Button, and settling the Brother Giovanni Ribisi / Brother Jen of Tilly debate forever. This Week: We head out to Denerim and find

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01:45:24

Dragon Age: Origins Part 6 - Ladies Love Cool Dark Spawn

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2019/02/25

Vanessa, Matthew and The Gay One link arms as we descend into the creepy, spooky, goopy depths of the Deep Roads! We're joined by the handsome dwarf Oghren, watch as he gets an aximonious divorce, summon the power of Andraste, and more! Topics discussed include: Matt's Mom's MMO Moments, Caridin's big ol' chest, hot political debates between Harrowmont and Bhalen, face blasting, top level PUBG strats, Parasite Eve amounts of breasts, and discovering secret Shale backstory. You'll love it! This Week:

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01:49:23

Dragon Age: Origins Part 5 - Richard Ay-Yi-Yi

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2019/02/18

We dive head first into a Shakespearean Dwarf drama as we interfere with the politics of Orzimarr on this intrieguing episode of Square Roots. Highlights include: trying to figure out what the show Banshee is about, and it's either about wendigos, special forces, or real estate developers. Also: sexy, sexy Dwarf men, the DLC golem Shale, KITTY GLOWY EYES, the TV show Magicians, what The Great British Baking Show taught us about The Proving, and so much more! This Week: We pick a side in the Dwarf

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01:43:35

Dragon Age: Origins Part 4 - A Reverse Silence of the...

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2019/02/11

We almost plunge into a full-on Square Roots this week with a wizard who asks you lots of complicated questions, and with a rhyming tree with a sexy / gross request. Also this week: Matthew's werewolf love, shem shaming, Ticklefeather the werewolf, sleepytime camp, and trying in vain to define an RPG. This Week: We solve the plight of the forest elves! Next Week: We pick a side in the Dwarf Dispute until we're asked to head to the Deep Roads! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his

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01:50:19

Dragon Age: Origins Part 3 - Brother Genitally

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2019/02/04

Are the Tranquil ideal romantic partners? Exactly 50% of the podcast thinks so. Also this episode: we get sleepy with demons, talk with Tim Curry without realizing it, journey into the fade for a looooooooong time, the benefits of bringing Morrigan to important plot points, Vanessa's non-ideal makeouts, and so much more! This Week: We clear the Circle Tower and finish Redcliffe Castle! Next Week: We solve the plight of the forest elves! Thanks to Edward Alenko for letting us use his excellent cover

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02:19:04

Dragon Age: Origins Part 2 - Submit to the Taint!

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2019/01/28

Get all of the taint juice in your mouth in this savory, sweaty episode of Square Roots! Matthew is sick, but we experience the joining, meet Matthew's new girlfriend Morrigan, have some good times with Momma Janeway, John riffs on Bann Tegan in a very confusing way, Jim makes some GIF-able moments, and we rescue Bohdan and Sandal! So many exciting adventures are contained within. Also: Vanessa meets Alistair! This Week: We travel to Lothering and resist the siege of Redcliffe! Next Week: We clear

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01:42:19

Dragon Age: Origins Part 1 - BATTLE-MOM

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2019/01/21

Vanessa goes Steve Valentine crazy and doesn't even have to tell us he's a magician as we start the year off with our first episode of BioWarey / JanuBioWarey. It's chock-a-block with origin stories, including the surprising fact that we all made female characters, Vanessa's family's bloody ending, Jim being pushed into a life of crime, Matthew consorting with Blood Mages whose names he can't remember, John's encounter with Dragon Age 2's Merrill and so much more. This Week: We reach the Ostegar

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01:28:54

Dragon Quest V Part 6 - Annalum Retentium

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2019/01/14

We finally dispatch Ladja, try to figure out the pun behind King Korol, meet our mom, reunite with our wife, defeat a giant moose, and finally, finally save the world. After about ten hours of grinding. Dragon Quest V ends as all games should: with dancing! This Week: We finish the game! Somehow! Next Week: We reach the Grey Warden base in Dragon Age: Origins! Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/ Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of

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01:42:40

Dragon Quest V Part 5 - Prince Albert's Piercing Gaze

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2019/01/07

After Papa became a stationary stone you get to meet your somewhat growed up kids! And guess what? The boy is a legendary hero! SHOCK! Now all that's left to do is find out more information about your mysterious mom, clean your litterbox at least twice a week, toss your head to the side and say you're angry, find the mysterious truth about Dr Agon, get crushed by an oversized moose, and beat the heck out of Latka. Just another day on your dragon quest! This Week: Several years pass after a

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01:50:44

Dragon Quest V Part 4 - Morning Wellness

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2018/12/31

We finally found the warrior of legend, the Great One: Wayne Gretzy! Also: More Hard R Square Roots as Horny Grandma returns, God bribes, Nera's terrible self-esteem, married life with Debora, the return of Sancho, pop culture savvy nuns, and so much more! This Week: Several years pass after a horrifying twist! Next Week: We clear the Dragon Temple! Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/ Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of Toward the

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01:45:09

Dragon Quest V Part 3 - Aggressive-Aggressive Wedding...

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2018/12/24

Gonna get, gonna get, gonna get married on this extra special episode of Square Roots! Who will marry the good, sweet, hometown crush? Who will be with the ingenue book smart rich girl? And who will end up with the angry, strong-willed self-determined lady? You'll never guess! Also this week: not saying neigh to muscular horse men, special sleepy time ASMR for Stan, and a very special holiday message from Vanessa! This Week: We get married! Next Week: Several years pass after a horrifying twist

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01:47:42

Dragon Quest V Part 2 - Fat Clowns With Jump Ropes

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2018/12/17

Dragon Quest suggests how to solve a problem like Maria: with whips, definitive Indiana Jones ranking, the Nuns of the Above, breaking bad habits, hot pixel cleavage, debating Dragon Quest music, Dragon Quest Pokémon, and so much more! This time: We break out out of slavery, restore Harry to the throne, and get his... marital organ. Next time: We get married! Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin': http://theyseemerollin.libsyn.com/ Thanks to Subversive Asset and Mohawk Gaymer for their cover of

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01:57:08

Dragon Quest V Part 1 - The Soft and Creamy Home of...

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2018/12/10

Guest host Stan from They See Me Rollin' joins us as we tackle our first quest of dragons, a dragon quest if you will. This supersized chunker is stuffed with Russian counts, lots of puns, Sancho's problematic accent, trying to figure out how to pronounce Pankraz, a real Jauffre kind of prince, and super ripped horsey men. This Week: We get to the end of the Ancient Ruins in Dragon Quest V! Next Week: We get the... marital... organ. Stan's podcast: They See Me Rollin':

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02:03:19

Rogue Galaxy Part 8 - #1. What #2. Is #3. Happening Here

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2018/12/03

Finally everything is resolved: the true role of Rosencaster, Henry and Robert's integral role in the Rogue Galaxy finalé, Gale's messianic return, Chie & Miyoko's pivotal rescue of the crew, M10 and Mio's incredible heel turn, and so many other things that definitely actually happen. This Week: We finish Rogue Galaxy! Next Week: We get to the end of the Ancient Ruins in Dragon Quest V! Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the battle theme for Rogue Galaxy. Check out Ferdk's

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01:30:59

Rogue Galaxy Part 7 - Soy Boy Dolphin Boy

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2018/11/26

Oh wow. This show goes off the rails from the start when Vanessa decides to let us in on some Folger's Coffee brother and sister love, and then just veers off into strange places. Topics include: how weiners work, side character development, Nermals and Garfields, more debating about ghosts, 11th Hour Bad Guy Appearances, and so much more! The offending Folgers commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZnqBL6iYjA This Week: We play chapter eleven and the Alistia side quest in Rogue Galaxy! Next

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01:45:23

Rogue Galaxy Part 6 - The Butlerian Jihad Pity Laugh

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2018/11/19

This game is one dramatic revelation after another as we approach the final few chapters of Rogue Galaxy. In this episode: Johnny finally says "Saiyan" correctly, TOM PETTY CHOCOLATE BAR, Vanessa gets distracted by Ryan Reynolds, lots of fatherly disapproval, so many ghosts that you didn't know where ghosts, and much much more! This Week: We play chapter nine and ten in Rogue Galaxy! Next Week: We play chapter eleven and the Alistia side quest in Rogue Galaxy! Our theme for this series is Ferdk's

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01:29:46

Rogue Galaxy Part 5 - Sword Daddy

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2018/11/12

Are you ready for a really, really long dungeon? And then ready to do it again? Because that's just one chunker of this chunker. Three keys, four dungeons, and all the unearned pathos. Also: vamping about Castlevania, Harry and the Hendersons, more of Simon's sad, sad former family, talk of both Star Trek and Wars, and so much more! This Week: We play chapter eight in Rogue Galaxy! Next Week: We play chapter nine and ten in Rogue Galaxy! Our theme for this series is Ferdk's cover of Brave Heart, the

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02:04:32

Rogue Galaxy Part 4 - Meanwhile... BOY CHAT

Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast ·

2018/11/05

Let's take a break to talk to a child who is dressed like the Jack from a deck of cards! No need to save your game! Let's watch this five minute scene where they talk about nothing. Also this week: Hot Dog, burly miners, a beautiful montage set to Roxette, unearned pathos, Girl gets less character development than Mio, finally meeting the Captain, butt wiping sock attacks, Deego's deep DeviantArt search results, and so much more! This Week: We play chapter six and seven in Rogue Galaxy! Next Week:

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