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Every Number One Ever

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A comedy podcast for pop music historians. Join us as we keep or bin every UK number one!

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Episode 66 -Yet The Chin Still Remains

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/02/12

A turbulent time is afoot here at ENOE Towers. Join us for another episode in which one of our intrepid heroes meets his most hated nemesis, and the other two of then mock mercilessly. Is this the end of light hearted banter and camaraderie? Or will Matt's years of therapy finally pay off as he offers a hand of forgiveness to the offending musical artiste? You'll have to listen to find out.

48:41

Episode 65 - Keith (Awww yeah!)

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/02/05

As we trundle our way to the end of January, we're faced with personal dilemmas, and infinitely falling standards here at ENOE Towers. Will tripe sneak in via the back door? Or will the baby be thrown out with the bathwater? And other mixed metaphors to boot!

01:04:36

Episode 64 - Let's Keep It Vague and Move On

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/01/29

Splits appear. Liam touts for a new podcast whether you like it or not. We relearn the alphabet. A sprinkle of Eurovision is immediately brushed off and a warning that this episode contains far too much Dane Bowers chat for anyone’s liking. All this and Craig gets stung by some randomly chosen television. It makes you dream of spring months doesn’t it. Oh, and apologies to Taylor Swift. Sorry.

55:56

Episode 63 - Sorry Charlie Murphy, I Was Having Too...

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/01/21

Just exactly what AM I supposed to write in these things without giving away too much of what songs we get or how we vote or just how happy Craig is at being the odd one out (you know he loves being the contrarian really)? Well this week you'll just have to listen. No hints will be given. No sir... nope... (we might talk about Little Mix)

56:50

Episode 62 - The Ayia Napa Stabbing Incident

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/01/15

It would be strange if the random hands we were dealt didn't occasionally have some coincidental weirdness, would it? In that spirit we dive into a very odd pod indeed with us opening the door a crack to shed light on one of the strangest beefs in grime history, plus we get our hands very dirty with some of pop's weakest offerings.

55:55

Episode 61 - Now who’s wearing the Dildo Hat!

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/01/08

Lets see if we can agree on ANYTHING this week shall we? I severely doubt it. But at least we're gathering more data for the next stats attack (whenever that happens) to find out just how out of step Craig is with the other two. So many more to come in 2024!

01:01:38

Episode 60 - Chicken In Tinfoil

Every Number One Ever ·

2024/01/01

This is how we should start the new year! This is what this podcast is all about. Some killers, some fillers, some dead fish, and some forgotten gems. Yes! Onwards to 2024 my darlings, let us go forth and F up the year.

01:00:37

Episode 59 - Double D in Berghain

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/12/25

After last weeks uproar, hopefully episode 59 might see is dealing with some topics that inspire less ire? Alas, this may not be the case with some of the ditchwater that we've been burdened with secreted liberally across the current history of number numbers. Oh, and its the xmas episode. Not that you'd know it. We've got far more important things to do than celebrate xmas!

01:01:39

Episode 58 - yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah YEAH NO

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/12/18

All bets are off this episode. We are presented with songs that should be obvious keepers and obvious binners but it appears we have entered bizarro world this week. Is there something in the air? Probably whip-its given our ridiculous behaviour (note: ENOE does not condone the use of nitrous oxide).

55:25

Episode 57 - Get Your Rabbit Hat On

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/12/11

Just to make sure things are a little varied. Matt speaks reason interspersed with occasional outbursts of rage, Liam gets on his high horse, and Craig offers yet another contrary opinion... Oh that's our usual mode of operation isn't it. Ah well, here's episode 57! Enjoy.

01:03:48

Episode 56 - Malaria [citation needed]

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/12/04

Of all the various rabbit holes to go down, you elected to go down this one. As did we when we learn about the health history of one of our countries most (in)famous pop stars. Plus the usual nonsense as we seel the fate of another 9 tracks.

54:42

Episode 55 - I Laugh When I Get Wet

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/11/27

Urinary incontinence is no laughing matter. Or perhaps it is. Depends if you ask one of the songstresses of the week that grace our show. Whilst this week isn't scraping the barrel, we're certainly uncovering some of the odder moments in pop history. Have a listen... if you dare.

53:15

Episode 54 - Urine Gagarin

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/11/20

The second appearance of a big hitter, some random 'also ran' singles from bigger bands, and perhaps the greatest pun I have ever come up with. And we delve into the potted and insulting history of one of the 00s pop... well not 'greats' but certainly they... existed.

01:00:29

Episode 53 - Alright Bernard

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/11/13

Some episodes will fly by in a haze of vague agreement or approval. Sometimes one will feel entirely vindicated that justice has been served. Others we will look back at the end of this pod and question what on earth the prevailing logic was. The other thing it will do is provide reasonable grounds for when we get the lawyers involved.

58:22

Episode 52 - This Is A Red Letter Episode

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/11/06

We have completed a FULL year of this nonsense and we're still cracking on. Just like a runaway train, or the government facilitated decline of the NHS, or Suella Braverman's cruelty to anyone from outside of Kent, we're showing no sign of stopping! 9 more of the best (and additional gristle) for our reviewing pleasure.

01:04:26

Episode 51 - Ended On A Brown

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/10/30

A bumper long episode for this episode! Why? Because it is front loaded with stats! Yes STATS! It's a joyous stats attack for you to kick off this episode. But after that we give popular music a good old shake and see what 9 songs fall out. Join us won't you?

01:00:00

Episode 50 - Profiteroles

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/10/23

We have managed to do 50 full episodes! Thats 9 times 50 songs... maths! This train shows no sign of stopping so lets get cracking headed towards our centenary!

50:12

Episode 49 - Grassy Buttocks

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/10/16

The penultimate episode before our Gold anniversary. Will it be fraternal harmony or trouble and strife? Hopefully the first song of the episode gives you some idea of the direction of travel. Cryptic? You bet your arse but you're dying to know now aren't you?

55:44

Episode 48 - BAffleck

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/10/09

Hard decisions to make are... hard. This week is no exception to the hardness. In fact, the hardiness (or hardidity) is off the charts. The thing we'd really like to know is if the correct decisions were made? Should we have sacrificed them all to the eternal fires? Or should we have kept them all like those creepy hoarder blokes with the corridors of newspapers? You decide!

59:43

Episode 47 - THAT

Every Number One Ever ·

2023/10/02

Opinions abound in the latest flush of material from the sonic bowels of ENOE towers. Will the pelvis be given a fair hearing? Will an 80s power ballad be saved from the waves a la Kirsty Young? Most importantly, will a charity single be given its due? Whatever that may be.

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