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No Joke Podcast

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The least topical podcast on the internet. Hosted by comedians, Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick.

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Episode 338: BILLY WONKA

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2023/01/13

Billy and Adam enter the chocolate factory. In this episode they compare and contrast the candies Willy Wonka was working on. Fizzy flying soda. Wallpaper you can lick. A candy that tosses you into pots and pans. You remember. Plus, the worlds richest people, 836 billion dollar microphones, the mystery of Ronald McDonald and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Instagram: @AdamLustick See

00:43:42

Episode 337: Y2K

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2023/01/06

Billy and Adam celebrate Y2K. In this episode they reflect on the fears and excitement that came with the New Years Eve 1999. Where were they? What did they do? And did the computers actually explode? Plus, why Adam decided to leave Twitter, the two year anniversary of the January 6th insurrection and more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for

00:57:40

Episode 336: THE 2022 NO JOKE EPISODE BRACKET

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2022/12/30

Billy and Adam determine the best No Joke of 2022. In this episode they reflect on the top eight episodes from the past year in a bracket format to see which had the best vibes, jokes and b-stories. Was it the pickle jar? Was it the summer camp? Was it Hieronymus? Plus, Kirsten Dunst, Adam’s Hot Little Hand, Predictive Text and more! Happy New Year! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Instagram:

01:03:26

Episode 335: 2022 EPISODE RECAP

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2022/12/23

Billy and Adam take a look back at No Joke in 2022. In this episode they briefly discuss every episode they recorded this year. Then, they choose their favorite eight episodes to compete in next week’s 2022 Episode Bracket. Who can forget the episodes, “Words That Rhyme With Boat,” "Hawaii Part 5" or “Milk?” Billy and Adam can. Plus, the World Cup results, Messi vs. Beyonce on Instagram and commercials for Call of Duty and Modern Warfare! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy

00:43:24

Episode 334: MANNERS

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2022/12/02

Billy and Adam say please and thank you. In this episode they discuss manners. Why do we put napkins on our lap? What are the officials rules on farting? And why should you always have an Arizona Iced Tea in your car? Plus, Adam eats every bird but a turkey, Billy shuts his mouth and they silently give themselves the finger! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram:

00:56:19

Episode 333: WORLD CUP COUNTRY FACTS PART 2

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2022/11/18

Billy and Adam go global… again. In this episode they learn some interesting facts about the other 16 World Cup countries playing in this year’s World Cup. Last episode they learned which country is the second flattest and which country makes ink from shellfish. In this episode, they learn more details on new nations to get you “ready” for the upcoming soccer tournament. Plus, Billy and Adam go out on a lamb, check in with the Discord community and perform another round of word tennis! Theme: Send

01:02:27

Episode 332: WORLD CUP COUNTRY FACTS

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2022/11/15

Billy and Adam go global. In this episode they learn some interesting facts about the 32 countries playing in this year’s World Cup. Which shouldn’t you give a thumbs-up in? Which doesn’t have a river? Who’s national logo is a young man urinating and which country refuses to say please? All of these facts and more! Plus two songs from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick //

00:48:49

Episode 331: ANIMALS TRAPPED IN THE HOUSE

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2022/10/28

Billy and Adam explore their animal instincts. In this episode they discuss the skunk currently trapped under Adam’s house and what it will take to remove it. Then, they decide on the best-of-the-worst animals to live with. Stink-free skunks, non-biting rats or raccoons who won’t grab you. Plus, the Grape Nuts war rolls on, parakeets wearing diapers as roommates and doctors who prescribe cereal! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram:

00:48:02

Episode 330: MILK

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2022/10/21

Billy and Adam milk this episode for all that it’s worth. Discussions include the right milk temperature, is it possible to drink a gallon in an hour, the Grape Nuts fallacy and more. Plus fiber, funnels, sleep deprivation, grocery etiquette, booster shots and a game of milk tennis! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for

00:48:26

Episode 329: DIPS

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2022/10/14

Billy and Adam take a dip. In this episode they discuss good dips. Salsa, guacamole, queso. You know the dips. Then, they question what makes a dip. Is soup a dip? Is pudding? Then, they get to the bottom of Sweet and Sour sauce. Why do they only come in fast food orders? Why not fridge size? Plus, the Harvard Sailing Team musical, a Hieronymus reminder and a game of dip tennis. Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow

00:46:05

Episode 328: VILLAINS

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2022/10/07

Billy and Adam are bad guys. In this episode they discuss their favorite movie villains, the villains in the TV shows they are watching and a movie starring both of them as villains. Plus, Nick Kroll and Joe Mande, Middle Earth, American Psycho and the sounds of growling! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy

00:49:04

Episode 327: SLEEPOVERS

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2022/09/30

Billy and Adam spend the night together. In this episode they explore the greatest event in childhood history - the sleepover. What is the difference between a sleepover and “staying the night?” What scared them during their sleepovers? And why are basements so crucial? Plus, Adam gets fired, Billy dreams of 102k and music from Snakes! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick //

00:55:35

Episode 326: NINE ITEMS FROM THE NO JOKE PUBLIC LIST

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2022/09/23

Billy and Adam visit the list. In this episode they randomly select nine listener suggested topics from NoJokePublicList.com. They sing, they answer a Dear Abby, they talk Messi vs. Ronaldo, Weird Al, Dungeons and Dragons and so much more. Plus, Adam addresses his penny junking scandal, Billy apologizes for a blooper and the sounds of a monster! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick

00:44:13

Episode 325: TENNIS

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2022/09/16

Billy and Adam take center court. In this episode they reflect on Serena Williams and Roger Federer’s retirements. They also take a look back on the Queen’s retirement. Plus, a discussion on the burger in the basketball game drama, the Queens Bracket that never was, their new True Crime podcast and grunting! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See

00:54:01

Episode 324: BAGS

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2022/09/09

Billy and Adam secure the bag. In this episode they discuss their favorite types of bags and then invent their own. Backpacks, punching, fanny packs… if it’s a bag, it’s in the episode. Plus, a discussion on the Harry Styles drama, click cultures, bag inspired songs and much more! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for

00:50:58

Episode 323: THE 1997 KIDS CHOICE AWARDS

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2022/08/12

Billy and Adam travel back to 1997. The Fugees had just hit the scene. Home Improvement was the biggest show on TV. And Coolio was everywhere. In this episode, Billy and Adam revisit the nominees and winners of the 1997 Kids Choice Awards to be reminded of what pop culture looked like 25 years ago. With movie quotes from Rosie O’Donnell and Helen Hunt! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter:

00:57:56

Episode 322: THE BRACKET BRACKET

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2022/08/05

Billy and Adam crown a bracket champion. In this episode they take the eight previous bracket episode winners and put them in a final bracket to see which of them… is best. Will it be a food? A friend? A hat? Listen up and find out! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram: @AdamLustick See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at

00:38:31

Episode 321: NO JOKE SUMMER CAMP

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2022/07/29

Billy and Adam create their ideal Summer Camp. In this episode they try their hardest to create a cozy summer camp for kids but ultimately create a death trap for senior citizens. Jet skis, bologna, pills and shots. All summer long. Oh… and the camp is haunted. Plus, four thirsty, the sentimental sisters and a word from your counselors! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick //

00:44:36

Episode 320: MARVEL

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2022/07/22

Billy and Adam enter the MCU. In this episode they try to identify the superheroes they know in Marvel movies. Iron Man. Thor. That's almost all of them. Which ones are Avengers? Which are DC? And which… are Wandavision? Plus, Billy and Adam create their own Marvel characters, get confused about who Michael Chiklis is and identify the difference between Captain America and Captain Planet! Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram:

00:45:06

Episode 319: PARTYING

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2022/07/15

Billy and Adam party hard. To celebrate their friend Jon Gabrus’ new show, “101 Places to Party Before You Die,” Billy and Adam try to reflect on their partying past. Unfortunately, they mostly get sidetracked talking about angels in pop culture, good places to cry, vodka with Corvetti and how to pronounce the word “Schnapps.” Theme: Send Medicine - Way to the Sea Follow Billy Scafuri: Twitter: @BillyScafuri // Instagram: @BillyScafuri Follow Adam Lustick: Twitter: @AdamLustick // Instagram:

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