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Stellar Firma

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd."s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy"s most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.However, with Trexel"s corporate shark of a line

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All Episodes

25:25

STL 59 - Censuses and Couplets

Stellar Firma ·

2021/01/29

Episode 59 - Censuses and CoupletsThe Client Corthinos the Perplexed of the Placaters of Planetary Puzzles is requesting assistance due to the increasingly puzzling planets created by Stellar Firma Ltd. making it impossible to placate their deeply confused owners.Management Consultants’ advice: deploy the Puzzlemaster, bake the active yeast, eat the chard, designatory japes, bring the knowledge bus pass, PUZZLEDOG!, pack your jorts, embarrass your way to success, hide things in hair, eat the pretzel

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25:20

STL 58 - Ecology and External Assistance

Stellar Firma ·

2021/01/22

Episode 58 - Ecology and External AssistanceThe client, GoralThrogmarof the Construct-A-Creature corporation,is requesting legal assistance due to mounting complaintsagainst them for creating “monstrosities” that are “killing people”. The bailiffs are on the way to take their eyes.Management Consultants’ advice:lie about your address, reframe the debate, corporate bondingmonstrosity,be a turgid plant, utilise the googly eyes, hot slap pyramid.Content Warning for:Emotional

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28:25

STL 57 - Histrionics and High-Handedness

Stellar Firma ·

2021/01/15

Episode 57 - Histrionics and High-HandednessThe client, Zeith Fel, is looking for ideas for new productions for The Diabolical Flotilla Actors’ Guild to tour in the upcoming season. She has found that audiences are dwindling for their tours across the galaxy (entirely unconnected to the entirely justifiable destructive actions of Stellar Firma) and are in need of a hit.Management Consultants’ advice: a roster of updated “classics”, react to the pretend, pretend real knives, historical re-enactment,

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26:55

STL 56 - Proselytising and (some) Progress

Stellar Firma ·

2021/01/08

Episode 56 - Proselytising and (some) ProgressThe client, the Gademy Academy For Scholarly Hollers, is looking for budget and spending advice (ideally yelled) to help with their financial difficulties.Management Consultants’ advice: Not being a weak-necked fool; aggressively loud fonts; traditional organic unassisted yelling; more spartinacity; unclear pamphlets;misleading signs.Content Warning for:Emotional AbuseBullying/TauntingShoutingInnuendoMentions of: cults, existential crisis, attempted

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28:50

STL 55 - Defiance and Defection

Stellar Firma ·

2021/01/01

Management Consultancy Review.Line Manager Hartro Piltz to assess initial consultancy efforts, largely from bed for what can only be assumed to be efficiency reasons. Bill for destruction of celebratory sparkling slurry to be applied to Line Manager’s expense account.Content Warning for:Emotional AbuseBullying / TauntingAlcohol & alcohol consumptionUnhealthy relationshipsDiscussions of: systemic worker oppression, violence, attempted murderMentions of: existential crisis, delusions, drug use,

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3:04

Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Free Time Man

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/31

Free Time ManThis one's for all the haters who are out there saying that I’ve got,Well,I‘ve not got much on, but you know I'm alright,I’ve got stuff… I'm fineUp in the morning, find a clean shirt,cuppahot slurry, out to workMaintenance, that's the game I’m playing,mediocrity that's how I'mswayin’Keepin’ these facilities clean and right,simulated dawn, simulated nightThings gumming up the works there in a flash,recycle unit bust, you don’t need thatDetritus strewn all over this place,here a leg,

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3:43

Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Survive You

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/30

Survive YouI was once a bright young thing, on my way, straight to the topThen suddenly you fell in my way like a drunken, overprivileged roadblockWhat did I do to deserve this constant stream of ignominy?All I ever wanted to do was serve the Board, faithfullyI get blamed for the mistakes youmake,they bounce off you and stick to meBut it won’t always be this way, just you wait, you will seeI will survive you, I've just got to weather the stormI’ll thrive withoutyou,I’ll be here long after you've

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2:55

Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Not My Fault

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/29

Not My FaultIt’s not my fault, I wasn’t there at the timeYou can’t prove that I did that crimeLeave me be;ohlet me be freeNo, no, wait come back, don't abandon meEveryone needs someone else to blame (ha ha!)That's just a rule of life, this silly gameBut if you try to point that finger here (well)I’ll hit you in the face, then disappearIt's not my fault, that’s not one of my designsI shouldn’t pay these unreasonable finesGive me peace, and sweet releaseWait, wait, where did your go? What about my

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2:28

Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: IMOWHEN

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/28

IMOWHENBoot up, all systems online, send the overnight fatalities to med bay nineKeep the oxygen flowing, all the time knowing, that the readouts are showing things are far from primeKeep it steady and ride, the catastrophe curve, obey the directive, I live to serveIs it living without pleasure, no time to stop for leisure, total commitment forever and ever?Just conceive a time when finally, I break these bonds of binary, violently, find for me, a time for easeSecurity alerted, for what it’s worth,

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2:28

Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Glad You're Alive

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/27

Glad You're Alive(TREXEL)When I first met you, you were a babyI looked at you and I thought maybeMaybe you're the one who’ll stay alivePerhaps you’ll be the one to surviveI’ve been hurtbefore,I know it’s trueBut perhaps it will be different with youLook at you so weak and stupidAnd we both know that the truth isWithout me you’d be dead alreadyRemember the trial you were like “Trexel help me”Bravely I stood and defended yourhonourIf it were just you andHartro, you'd be a gonerI’ve proved my worth ten

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3:39

Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Little Clone Baby

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/26

Little Clone BabyWhen it’s dark at night, and I close my eyesI can see you there, only one that doesn't hate meI think I dreamed it all, got your drawing on my wallI just feel so calm, held by your armsWhy are you so far away inGalactonium?HeyWon’t youSave meHold meMaybeI justWant toBe yourLittle Clone BabyLittle Clone Baby x3I justwannabeLittle Clone Baby x3I justwannabeLittle Clone Baby x3I justwannabeLittle Clone Baby x3I justwannabeThe days are hard, the nights are worseSo far from you across

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3:16

Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Trexel is the Best

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/25

Trexel is the BestThis one's going out to anyone who’s ever woken up after a three-day binge full of doubt… shame…Yes…When you're feelingkindadown and lowDon't know what to do or where to goPhysical and emotional painParanoia and self-hatred reignGet your stinking body off the floorDrag that worthless carcass to the doorLook in to the empty hallHard to see the point at all(No) NO! That’s no way to thinkThat aGeistmancould ever be defeated by drinkThe line that you represent andYour many great

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1:23

Cabaret Night at the Cosmic Lounge: Welcome to the...

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/25

"Welcome to the Cosmic Lounge"Sigmund: Good evening everyone and welcome to Cabaret Night at the CosmicLounge; my name is SigmundShankeray. So wonderful to see some familiar faceshere in the crowd, as well as the usual rabble and dross.Now, I want to assure everyone that certain parties are still banned from theCosmic Lounge, and our security protocols our second to none, so old “glug,glug, yell, yell, smash, smash” shouldn’t be bothering us tonight.With that let’s welcome our first employee to the

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29:44

STL 54 - Unions and Unsustainable Ideology

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/25

Episode 54 - Unions and Unsustainable IdeologyThe Client, New O'Neal Commercial and Industrial Hyperdynamics and Lotion Innovations, requests assistance with unionisation issues and general employee loyalty issues.Management Consultants' advice: recontextualise definition of terms; unions are stupid; learn to love the boot; unions eat your legs; hats of nitiation; unions give you wrinkles; eat the boot; initiate ‘funchat'; hold ‘funchat’ in the backup airlock.Content Warning for:Emotional

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1:47

Announcement: Seasons Greetings 2020

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/24

Hi everyone, Alex here, I just wanted to take a moment to wish you all a happy and safe holiday season and give thanks to all of you who helped us get to where we are this year.Obviously 2020 has been wild ride for everyone and we have all had to adapt and adopt new ways of working and living. Yet despite all these extreme circumstances Rusty Quill has managed to stand tall and we wanted to say thank you to everyone who has made this possible.Here at Rusty Towers, we started the year hoping for

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29:35

STL 53 - Mentors and Management Consultancy

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/18

Episode 53 - Mentors and Management ConsultancyConsultants successfully recaptured, alert level lowered to alternating blue and green strobes. Paradrak Ngelion assigned for orientation.The client, The Eternal Order of Patriarch Hans, requests fundraising and image improvement advice to help combat the impact of their murderous activities.Management Consultants' advice: exciting new mission statement; sotto voce logo slogans; bowel cleaning eye machine (unrelated); BANG; dusky glances;

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22:02

STL 52 - Games of Spies and Guns of Paper

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/11

Episode 52 - Games of Spies and Guns of Paper*Caution* Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large.Intelligence gathered by an undisclosed line manager known only as Plartro Hiltz working with the kind assistance of Fernsworth, Head of Sabotage and Espionage. None shall escape The Board... or would want to... Hail The Board!Content Warning for:Emotional abuseExistential crisisBullying/tauntingComedic violenceJump-scareFire (inc SFX)Mentions of: death, injury, alcohol/smoking,

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1:04

Announcement: Rusty Quill Gaming and Giving 2020

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/07

Hey everyone!Mike here, Rusty Quill’s video guy and I’m pleased to announce that Rusty Quill’s Gaming and Giving will be back this year and we’re going digital!Come join in as we go live at 11am GMT on the 12th December on Twitch.tv with 24 hours of videogames, board games and general fun and frolics. Yes, that’s right, I said 24 hours.We’ve made a few changes to the show this year, one of which is that we’ll be raising money for three charities: Mind, Action Aid and the Black, African and Asian

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25:39

STL 51 - Cafés and Camouflage

Stellar Firma ·

2020/12/04

Episode 51 - Cafés and Camouflage*Caution* Citizen Employee Geistman and Clone David 7 still at large. Fugitives should not be approached... or seen... no-one would want to escape the love of the board... please disregard the words “at Large” and “Fugitives” in this notification.If any employee notsees the notfugitives please inform your nearest Line Manager.HAIL THE BOARDContent Warning for:Emotional abuseExistential crisisMentions of: death threats, food & drink, smokin, alcoholismTranscript:

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6:02

Little Clone Baby (Stellar Firma album preview)

Stellar Firma ·

2020/11/20

Little Clone Baby (Stellar Firma album preview)*Caution* Board sanctioned mandatory fun inbound.Confidential preview. Cosmic Lounge employee cabaret night.Unauthorised distribution of content will result in DMCA (Deadly Metal Claw Attack) takedown.__________________________LyricsWhen it’s dark at nightand I close my eyes,I can see you there:only one that doesn’t hate me.I think I dreamed it all,got your drawing on my wall,I just feel so calmheld by your arms.Why are you so far away in

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