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The Two Smokin" Guns Podcast

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Two Smokin" Guns is a mix of mayhem, madness and mind-bending content courtesy of Scotty & Ruttsy..

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #105 - 10th August 2022

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2022/08/09

We discussed the drastic reduction in the wine grape crush for 2022 and its impacts, Four’n Twenty pies in Japan, Weird flavoured ice-cream in England, Petrol stations going electric, some Odd Spots and the sale of Coopers Creek township in Gippsland, which inspired a chat about our very own sustainable township called Ruttsville or Scottytown. We played a snippet of Grown Ass Woman by Chapel Hart who are changing the dynamic of Country & Western music according to Scotty. We had a couple of rants –

53:34

Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #104 - 26th July 2022

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2022/07/26

Scotty & Ruttsy unpacked the Parma versus Parmi debate, Sicilian bacon & eggs, Drones & Submarines, a Leunig poem, the fake IPL game, teenage chewing gum heists, the new world record for pushing a peanut up a mountain with your nose & the mystery UFO light in Mildura that turned out to be a cannabis crop. For no reason whatsoever we played No Cars Go by Arcade Fire.

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #103 - 19th July 2022

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2022/07/19

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the cold comfort of a Melbourne winter, the ‘Eat the Rich’ popsicles, There’s a Bear in There – a reversal of the Goldilocks fable, “La Grande Penurie de Moutarde” aka The Great Mustard Shortage in France, The Clash of the 98 year old Tennis players, the new song written by the band Double Happiness called Smoking Gun (we’ll claim it!), plus a great yarn about the nuisance footy player who set Lindsay Fox’s trackie-daks on fire (guess who?). Catch us on all the streaming

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #102 - 12th July 2022

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2022/07/12

Scotty & Ruttsy said farewell to Larry Storch (Corporal Randolph Agarn from F-Troop) and James Cann (Sonny Corleone in The Godfather), unpacked the Pig Imitation Festival in France, Bison risky selfies, Chinese Spies & the origin of Hell’s Angels. Scotty took us through his educational session on Aboriginal & Torres Strait Islanders, we discussed some Bad Soup that kills you & the newest kitchen gadgets. Today’s song as Rock’n’Roll Outlaw by Rose Tattoo.

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #101 - 4th July 2022

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2022/07/04

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed ‘Always Live’, the new Victorian major events initiative, Martin Cooper who invented the mobile phone in 1973 and is bemused by how much time we now spend on them, Radio hosting as craft, the longevity of Roy & HG, the wine gang selling dodgy Bordeaux wines, the guy who bought a Napoleon Bonaparte marble bust in a craft market & just sold it for $220,000, Eco plastic wine bottle packaging, Wee trips in restaurants, the 78% of parents who let their children decide what to

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #100 (Yes 100 !!!) - 28th...

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2022/06/28

Scotty & Ruttsy celebrated the 100th episode of Two Smokin’ Guns. How on Earth have we flown under the radar this long? We began the show with lots of sound effects and 15 minutes talking about wine…go figure!! Because Ruttsy did a wine course and learnt something about appellations & Chateau’s (Castles), we played our favourite Castle songs: so you get Castles in the Air (Don McLean), Castles (Freya Ridings) & Castles in the Air (Hoodoo Gurus). Then we bashed through our normal all-sorts of Vegan

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #99 - 21st June 2022

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2022/06/21

Scotty & Ruttsy back together again after Jubilees, Swimming controversies, The Logies, Stockmarket wobbles, the Energy price crisis, LIV golf power battles, Saints wobbles & AFL players mucking up in Bali. We covered the World Fireworks Championships, the World Mermaid Championships, the House you can eat, Human skin robots, Soldier bones as fertiliser, Hugh Jackman’s Huge House, Last straw plastic & England’s Heatwave. Plus, in a right of reply to my Dog songs medley several episodes ago, it was

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #98 - 14th June 2022

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2022/06/14

Ruttsy was flying solo on this episode of the Two Smokin’ Guns, so he built an eclectic music soundtrack based around Bands that have the word “Band” in their name. So, you get KC & the Sunshine Band (That’s the Way), Average White Band (Pick up the Pieces), Band of Skulls (We’re Alive), Band of Horses (Warning Signs), Steve Miller Band (Take the Money and Run), Tedeschi Trucks Band (Midnight in Harlem), Manfred Mann’s Earth Band (Blinded by the Light), Band of Gold (I Wanna Dance with You Again) &

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #97 - 30th May 2022

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2022/05/30

Scotty & Ruttsy chatted about Top Gun, Weather, Vegemite, The new Karen, Courses for change, Goldy’s dancing academy & New Wine varietals. Our theme today was “Dogs”, so we discussed the best Dog movies and played our favourite songs about Dogs, including songs from; Procol Harum, Neil Young, John Hiatt, Lobo, The Monkees, Patti Page, Luke Bryan, Led Zeppelin, Dr. John, Iggy Pop, Rolling Stones, Cat Stevens, B52’s, Baha Men & Elvis Presley.

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #96 - 23rd May 2022

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2022/05/23

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed kaleidoscopes, sea monkeys & boomerangs, Bingeing of shows, the Election results for the Red, Blue, Teal & Yellow corners, the “Super Cold”, the Monkeypox, Crypto & Sexpo. We took a journey through some of the most memorable movie theme songs (Chariots of Fire, Rocky, Pink Panther, James Bond, Superman, Star Wars, Godfather, Jaws, Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Good, the Bad & the Ugly & Top Gun). Then Cameron Smith’s errant golf shot, The new Top Gun movie, the Wagatha

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Special Edition: Interview with headspace about the...

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2022/05/18

A special edition of the show focussed on supporting headspace & youth mental health. The Ministry of Art gallery is sponsoring a Charity Art show on Thursday 21st July 2022. Artists are invited to enter. Entry is free. First prize for the best artwork is $2,000 and prizes will be awarded to the top 5 artworks. All artworks will be auctioned on the night with all proceeds going to headspace. The last two years of COVID restrictions have hampered art galleries from opening and therefore artists from

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #95 - 16th May 2022

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2022/05/16

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Full Moons, Ange Postecoglou’s Celtic triumph, the Eurovision Song Contest results, Drunk Deers, Bald sexual discrimination, Rick Astley for PM, Tinnies at the footy, Cash & Covid and Champagne consumption in Australia. Due to popular demand we played more of the best Bass riffs of all time (including Queen, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, The Stranglers, Jaco Pastorius, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Muse, Sly & the Family Stone, Stanley Clarke, Thin Lizzy, The Cure, Graham Central

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #94 - 2nd May 2022

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2022/05/02

Scotty gave Ruttsy a history lesson about the musical Hamilton, then we discussed “air-yachts” & Queen Barbie, before Ruttsy rolled out a selection of the best bass guitar riffs of all time – from Lou Reed, Queen, The Who, Motorhead, The Clash, Stevie Wonder, Weather Report, The Police, The Jam & Bill Withers. We also chatted about the worst songs of all time & famous artists who never won a Grammy Award.

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #93 - 19th April 2022

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2022/04/19

Happy Easter from the Two Smokin’ Guns, Scotty & Ruttsy. We covered some fun facts about Easter, a new sausage/beer combination for your BBQ, strange things that people try to smuggle past customs & border control (a segment we called “what’s that thing down your pants?”). We discussed Illiteracy pens, a fantastic new invention for the reading impaired, the happiest places on Earth and a Lions versus Hunters karma story. We then covered the Metaverse, the Twitterverse & the Universe before our heads

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #92 - 29th March 2022

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2022/03/29

Teachers & Strip Clubs, Parma battles, Bay City Rollers, European Super League, Cameron Smith’s mullet, 25 words that didn’t exist until the 1970’s & more were all covered by Scotty & Ruttsy. Throw in a poem about Melbourne by Barry Humphries called The Suburbs in Between & the song Under the Clocks by Weddings, Parties, Anything and you have a jam-packed show of mayhem & merriment.

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #91 - 15th March 2022

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2022/03/15

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed the release of Ruttsy’s new book, “My Future’s So Bright…I Gotta Wear Shades”, a book about finding reason & meaning in Retirement – available via Amazon, Booktopia, Barnes & Noble and Apple Books. We did our footy tips for Round 1 of the AFL then discussed the amazing feats of the French free diver who swam 105m under ice with one breath in 0.7c water, plus Melbourne woman, Mina Guli, who has vowed to run 100 marathons in 100 days. We played Lost & Running by Powderfinger

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #90 - 7th March 2022

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2022/03/07

Scotty & Ruttsy bid farewell to SK Warne and played a song about him written by Paul Kelly. We were amazed by the latest efforts of Chloe McCardel, Australia’s greatest open-water swimmer, we discussed the most likeable and the most divisive sports stars, Friday night Swordcraft in the suburbs, Giant puppets, the Everest climb attempt by an amputee, Smiles that move you & EV’s. Follow our podcast on Spotify…

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #89 - 28th Feb 2022

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2022/02/28

Scotty & Ruttsy discussed Golf weekends, Golden tickets, Great lines from the movie Kenny, Bacon flavoured Bugs, Flip-flops & pollution, Upper Middle Bogan, Eurovision’s Russian band, Putin jokes, 14 menu items you should never order, HOGO, Power saw legs, Humpback Whales & BYO is back baby. Plus, we revealed our AFL ladder predictions for 2022.

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #88 - 21st February 2022

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2022/02/21

Scotty & Ruttsy did Footy Fan Feedback, Eating in the 1950’s, Grossi at the MCG, more expensive than heroin, Brangelina, Headlines, The Wolf of Spring Street and the world’s longest song outro’s. Plus we played REM’s It’s the End of the World as We Know It…

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Two Smokin’ Guns - Podcast #87 - 14th Feb 2022

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2022/02/14

Scotty & Ruttsy and Two Smokin’ Guns are back for 2022. We reflected on our summer break – cricket, tennis, trips, movies, TV series and songs etc. Scotty outlined his Feb-Fast challenge, we discussed Galentines day, expensive potato cakes and the Winter Olympics. Ruttsy explained the basic figure skating jumps for our edification and also some Half-Pipe terminology (moves such as the Canadian Bacon, Cannonball, Chicken Salad, Drunk Diver, Melon, Rusty Trombone and the Slob). We played Kingdom

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