Weird Parents

Time. The elusive, fleeting oasis we chase every day as parents, where all our wildest wishes will be granted true by some magical Robin Williams-esque genie once we stumble upon it. We have a right old gnatter about it this week. We also look to successful parents such as Mark Wahlberg, Orlando Bloom, Marie Kondo and Travis Barker on how we can perfect our parenting routines and maximise time. Shoutout to Jennifer Joy as well for her awesome YouTube channel, which we also check out.Watch Jennifer

Having a kid is 75% undignified agony, 25% unfathomable bliss which makes you forget the other 75%. We talk about it all. And watch some videos too, including wisdom from Kanye West and Ozzy Osbourne. Sammie also eats a sausage at the end.Follow and support Punks With Purpose on Twitter (Coop incorrectly calls them "Punks Against Brewdog" at 00:05:01) Watch Dubs CP video on the worst thing about being a parentWatch RiskyFiskey's video on the best thing about being a parentTheme music

From terrifying sparklers with legs to playground peeing contests, we delve into the weirdest kids books we could find. We actually found so many that we'll do a part II in future. Also, make sure to send Sammie lots of hatemail for drinking  tea too loudly throughout this one.Theme music by Yeah, He Dies

Whoa, going right in for the kill on episode one. We talk through our pregnancy and birth experience for our two-year-old  daughter. We also watch a labour video for some reason.Theme music by Yeah, He DiesWatch the labour video from Da7eee7 on YouTube