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Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson

The Corniest Guy you"ll find. With Substance...and puns. Come "Off N Beat" W/ Clint Nelson.Email : cnelsonatl589@gmail.com for any business stuff.Spotify Link Below: (Follow the Show, Hit Notifications, & Leave a 5 Star Review.https://open.spotify.com/show/0Pff6CCvQHDko1d1E4m4pJ?si=407a967931494545Please Leave a Review on Apple Podcasts to help grow the show. Link Below.https://podcasts.apple.com/ie/podcast/off-n-beat-w-clint-nelson/id1571800900GoSubscribe to the "Off N Beat" YouTube Page with

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56:25

#288 - "Obsession With Our Identity" | Joe Biden...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/07/23

In Episode 288, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) Piano Method (1:08) Joe Biden Drops out of 2024 Presidental Race. (4:50) Does it even matter? (5:50) The Election within the Election. (Popularity sells in politics) (9:40) My Theory of why Joe Biden Dropped out (13:52) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (14:56) The Issue with "Local Businesses" (19:45) how to fix Chipotle "Serving Size" issue (24:58) The issue with smaller "Chipotle & Moes" copycat businesses (33:33) the issue with "Get Off

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53:39

#287 -"Stop Doin Too Much" | Trump Assassination,...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/07/22

In Episode 287, Clint Juices up About: (0:00) Trump Assasination Attempt thoughts (2:55) Climbers and Deep Divers who pass away (5:25) Guy who died proposing to his girlfriend in underwater hotel (8:44) Uncontacted Tribes don't care about your Arrogant "Mission" (15:52) Intro to the Pod!( Subscribe, Follow, etc.) (16:08) Breastfeeding on YouTube (17:30) "im a domesticated tarzan" (19:00) what if i was born in an uncontacted tribe? how different life would be. (23:40) Black Holes are overwhelming to

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54:07

#286 - "Her Apple Bottom Brings the Fruit Flies"

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/07/20

In Episode 286, Clint Goes on a Maze about: (0:00) Paul Skenes of the Bedroom (1:52) granny vs nanny (8:42) "Her apple bottom brings the Fruit Flies" (10:38) looking "Innocent" (12:12) sharing bank accounts(16:50) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc) (17:18) DirecTv Haiku (17:55) Performing Under Pressure (19:55) Incompetence of Panda Express & their fortune cookies (26:00) Panda Express F***** my Morning Up!! (33:25) Painfully Awkwardly avoiding eye contact during The WHOLE 10 Minute

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58:27

#285 - "Lazy Ass Crock Pot Cookers"

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/07/13

In Episode 285, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) "Take a Shot For Me" (2:05) Lazy ass Crock Pot Cookers (8:20) i genetically smell good (10:16) "mocktails" zero alcohol drinks (12:12) Intro to the Pod!! (13:30) can cats have human breast milk? (15:25) Cats V.S. Dogs unfair treament (17:10) how to ramen. Water or dry? (19:45) math is a dying art..until it bras and panties (25:17) can someone be held liable for their death if it's stress? (26:56) Me and Nikola Jokic are 2 time MVP's... (29:29) financial

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57:51

#284 - Being Truly Authentic

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/07/02

In Episode 284, Clint Rambles about: (0:00) British Food (1:30) David Foster Wallace : "On Being Entirely Yourself" (9:48) Filling out a Birth Certificate (12:45) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Subscribe) (13:10) JJ Redick is Racist? (21:03) Bronny James Nepotism. does the NBA owe Lebron this? (25:24) Joey Chestnut turned down 1.2 mil to gobble glizzy's (31:30) Gluttony V.S. Competition (41:38) Lululemon Pants are f****** the ladies Hormones up (health tip) (49:24) girl that had some "Knees" on

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58:21

#283 - "Ugly Girls Can't Have Solo Dates" | ...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/06/30

In Episode 283, Clint gets Crabby about: (0:00) Ugly girls cant have "Solo" dates (8:58) No one wants to "Workout" with their partner (12:05) Intro to the Pod! (Like, follow, subscribe) (13:25) Burger King is epitome of "Low Effort" (17:20) Biden V.S Trump Debate (who the f*** asked for this?) (23:25)Political & Religious Outrage Is Manufactured by same people. (25:55) Religion doesn't create Leaders..it creates entitlement (30:05) Toxicity aspects of Christianity (32:45) Politics & Religion

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50:55

#282 - "Fruit Loops Poops"

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/06/23

In Episode 282, Clint Says it with his chest about: (0:00) No ones flat chested these days + our pooping system (2:30) Why aliens don't take us serious (8:09) hot take on "Citizenship" quiz (11:09) bad smelling protesters (12:15) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc.) (13:15) being forced to have an opinion (24:28) "Politics" translates to Relationships (34:38) Jennifer Lawrence use to be a Abercrombie & Fitch Model (38:23) History Lesson on "Motels" (42:10) Actor getting "Groped" on a

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56:13

#281 -"No Airbags, We Die Like Real Men" | Job...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/06/15

In Episode 281, Clint Opens His Legs About: (0:00) "No Airbags,We Die Like Real Men" (9:20) Intro to the Pod! (Follow, Subscribe,etc) (10:10) 3 Year Anniversary of the PodCast (16:15) George Clooney's "Up In The Air" Takeaways (Deep Dive) (17:25) Morality of "Firing" People (22:10) Having a Bank Account & 401K Scam Rant (25:42) Tipping a Waitress Through CashApp. (29:08) (Rant Alert) Restaurants that Make You Scan QR Code to see the Menu! (32:46) "Too Much Stimulation Aggravates Me" (44:56) 80

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56:16

#280 - "They Have Wrinkles on Their Face, I Have...

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2024/06/09

In Episode 280, Clint gets Old AF About: (0:00) I wanna move to Tampa (8:45) Intro to the Pod! (like, follow, subscribe) (9:43) trusting your intuition 13:20) power of imagery in your head (14:50) Clint Kills a bug Live (15:50) BACK To The Show!! [why the sudden desire to move?] clint breaks himself down in real time (31:18) dangers of "Sleepovers" (38:48) "I would be a GREAT Babysitter..but i wouldn't enjoy it" (42:04) whats your personality Quiz (42:38) Mistakes from "Wannabe" Leaders + my

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57:19

279 - "Starch Of The Show" | Charity Is For Poor...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/05/31

In Episode 279, Clint Gets Cooking about: (0:00) Being the "Starch of the Show" (1:39) Childish to wanna be called "Daddy" (3:07) punishing your kids with dumbbells (5:45) 2 dudes combining DNA (7:30) Intro to the Pod! (follow, subscribe, etc) (9:55) Plasma TV Theory (10:25) Being Anti Donation at fast food restaurants (15:25) Bad squidward Joke (17:02) Earthquakes Are Manually Controlled (Conspiracy Time) (20:18) Drinking Apple Cider Vinegar & homemade cleaning products (25:29) OJ Simpson

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56:42

#278 - Self Checkout Issue In America

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/05/24

In Episode 278, Clint Goes Ballistic about: (0:00) "Rough Around The Edges" (opening Monologue) (2:39) Self Checkout Issue In America (Rant Alert) (8:45) Intro to The Pod! (Like,Follow, subscribe) (9:38) Paid Programming is why your parents wanted you to go to bed (15:42) Kendrick Stans avoid his "Alleged" Dirty Laundry (22:08) Does Skin Complexion during "Conception" effect the baby? (27:55) Wife cheating on you with a 5th grader (29:05) "if i was a woman.." (30:45) dad's paying prostitutes to lose

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54:07

#277 - "Exposing Culture" | Drake V.S. Kendrick Beef,...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/05/13

In Episode 277, Clint Puts it On the Double with Cheese About: (0:00) Blessings (1:30) Being Forced to watch Meg The Stallion with Another Lady Is Some Good Trauma (5:50) Drake V.S. Kendrick Rap Beef Has Concluded! Who Won? (9:38) Exposing Culture: is it worth it? (12:20) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (13:20) "you always find the good in everyone" (17:43) Tom Brady Roast: "Who The F*** knew this was happening?" (21:31) Bodybuilding has Replaced Modeling (29:20) The Laundromat Rant

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56:51

#276 - "Add Sprinkles, Avoid Dusty's" | Sprinkle...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/05/03

In Episode 276, Clint Drizzles Some Truth about: (0:00) "Drizzle Drizzle" V.S. Sprinkle Sprinkle" [opening monologue] (9:10) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Follow, Etc) (11:15) Lube Flavored Jello (12:30) "I miss that good Sweat" [getting too fit] (19:55) SuS Take on Companionship & Racism (25:19) NBA Playoffs Update (26:10) Jontay Porter Took "Betting on Himself" Literally (34:27) "We're to Blame" for Gambling being more Lucrative than the thing being betted on. (41:20) Drake's 2 Diss tracks

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51:24

#275 - "Unemployment Olympics" | Most Protesters Are...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/04/27

In Episode 275, Clint Protests About:(0:00) becoming a douchebag & Protesting All Over America (2:43) "Most of yall are unemployed" (5:40) Stretch Zone Rant (11:47) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, Like, Etc) (12:50) Body Cam Arrest Binge Watching (16:19) Question for the Child Predators out there (20:30) The Pyramids Eerie Potential Conspiracies (28:08) Tit Shaming Men for...Liking Titties.. (31:25) God Made Bees to Die (35:00) Drake Real "Beef" with Rappers: "Not Embracing Your Reality" (45:05)

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52:47

#274 - "I'm Just a Structural MESS" | Sam Hunt EP...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/04/21

[Recorded on April 8th, 2024] In Episode 274, Clint Rambles About: (0:00) BIG FRIDAY Music Drop Reaction. (3:30) " There's Nothing Interesting in Music" (4:44) Sam Hunt's New EP "Locked Up" Thoughts (6:39) Process of Changing your "Sound" (12:08) Hardy & Nickelback Collab (14:37) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, Follow, etc) (15:34) Vacations expose our need For STRUCTURE (18:30) Living a Life is Paramount to be Interesting (19:45) Watching TOO MUCH YouTube (27:03) "Someone give me the Addy...Rall"

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50:38

#273 - "Teriyaki Box Rant" | Andrew Huberman is a MF...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/04/14

[Audio: Apologize for the water dripping noise] In Episode 273, Clint Drips About: (0:00) Bad Joke Opening (0:58) Guys touching themselves in Walmart (4:13) GloRilla got teeth in the game (5:43) water drippin in background like my style (6:12) Conor Mcgregor really is Missed in UFC (7:54) Intro to the Pod! (Subscribe, follow, etc) (8:45) Andrew Huberman "Exposed" for being Flaky. (Full Thoughts) (14:20) Andrew Huberman exposed all these "Friends" were annoying. (22:04) Ashton Kutcher is "Feared" to

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53:16

#272 - "Diddy-Matized"| Diddy Drama, Road House...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/04/04

In Episode 272, Clint Disses about: (0:00) - "Meek Mill likes it...back to back..(sorry..had to do it) (2:35) The Diddy Drama ( Full Thoughts) (5:15) Intro to the Pod! (subscribe, follow, etc) (7:06) The Art of Doing Nothing (10:10) Road House Movie Review! (17:29) "I betted On DARTS" - gambling hot streak (18:42) Vacation Update! + Guys who sell the "Dream" to their woman (20:35) Credit Card Logic is a "Cult" Rationale. (26:58) I'm the Asshole at Self Checkout..(Easter Sunday Story) (30:01) Grocery

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54:00

#271 - "Sleeper Build" | Malls are Dead, $50 Jeans,...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/04/01

In Episode 271, Clint Gets Unquiet About: (0:00) - Malls are Dead!! (2:59) - Maegan Hall Forehead Is Like a Avocado (4:50) "$50 Jeans!!" Price Of Pants Have Gotten INSANE!! (8:11) Baby Products & Clothes are SCAMS (10:35) "Quiet On Set" - Thoughts on Child Corporations (15:02) Diddy & Hollywood Humiliation Coming to Light (18:05) Comeback of the Woolly Mammoth??! (23:00) Vice Reaction: The Truth about "Studying Abroad" & Church Missions (31:58) Travelling is Big Business..not for

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44:09

#270 - "Barefoot At Midnight" (Ohtani & Bruno Mars...

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/03/29

In Episode 270, Clint Takes his Socks off about: (0:00) " I see nothing but feet" ( people who wear no shoes in after midnight) (4:58) Mountain Dew Wine (9:58) Guys LOVEE FEET...proportions (11:28) "A Girl is Like a Perfectly Made Milkshake" (15:30) Intro to the Pod! (Like, Follow, Etc.) (16:25) Anxiety Taking Your 1st "Paid Vacation" (21:00) if you had an extra 30 hrs a week..what would you really do? (23:45) Shohei Ohtani Gambling Scandal (Lets be Honest) (30:15) Bruno Mars $50 Million Gambling

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48:03

#269 - "Disconnected"

Off N Beat W/ Clint Nelson ·

2024/03/23

In Episode 269, Clint Goes on and on about feeling "Disconnected" with things. Gets real about how he's feeling. Enjoy this soap box.https://youtu.be/CsZIirc3gCI (link to video)

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