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Geek Accident

Each week Robbie and Rebecca sit down with a movie and glitter the commentary track with bits of trivia, sarcastic comments, tasteless jokes, and possible heavy breathing into the microphone.

tv & film film reviews

All Episodes

02:39:17

ANT-MAN: what adjustments are you making?! those poor...

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2024/01/31

Armed with an upgraded and clunky looking scuba suit with the astonishing ability to shrink in scale but increase in strength, ya know...like an ant, cat burglar/pussy Scott Lang must embrace his inner hero and help his mentor (if you can call him that), Dr. Hank Pym, pull off a plan that will save the world. and then totally bone the love of his life (can you call her that?), Hope van Dyne.

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02:08:23

VIOLENT NIGHT: the best shit we've said all year this...

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2023/12/27

When a group of mercenaries with lame-ass code names attack the estate of a very gorgeous, very feisty, very sexy and insanely doable Beverly D'Angelo (and the rest of her family or whatever), Santa Claus must slap on a man bun, rock the dad bod, and step in to save Christmas, making all the ladies kweamy along the way. see you in 2024, suckahfish!

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01:56:56

THE SANTA CLAUSE: the vibe of Daddy Claus is very...

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2023/12/20

When a man inadvertently makes Santa fall off his roof (therefore brutally killing him and dissolving his presumed wife) on Christmas Eve, he finds himself magically recruited to take his place because he literally didn't read the fine print.

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00:46:49

HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN: i wantsta be, gotsta be,...

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2023/12/09

Locke is a pretentious douche, Kate has C titties, Charlie whines a lot, Jack is an ass man, Jin gets a new bracelet.

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01:43:58

NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS: we don't negotiate with...

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2023/12/06

Jack Skellington, king of Halloween Town and owner of wiry limbs, discovers Christmas Town, which isn't St Paddy's town, but should have been, but his attempts to copy someone else's shit brings Christmas to a halt but eventually leads to snowy kiss on top of the swirly hill so I guess we can just ignore the United States' eagerness to blow whatever they don't understand straight out of the sky without zero recon...because it's Christmas, dammit, and i want my toys.

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00:47:04

WHITE RABBIT: we have ::insert proper noun here:: in...

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2023/12/01

Jack goes crazy. Boone throws a tantrum. Locke reveals what he stores in his ass. Joanna dies. the Blue Shirt Lady returns right on cue.

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02:05:42

HOME ALONE: pregnant with Nick Cannon's 17th, 18th...

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2023/11/29

When a murderous eight-year-old troublemaker with a lust for blood and death is mistakenly left home alone by his awful parents, he seizes the opportunity to defend his home in the most violently gruesome way possible against a pair of idiot burglars who have decidedly obscure but fitting backstories.

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02:18:57

PLANES, TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES: Steve Martin is...

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2023/11/28

A fucking unexpectedly hunky Chicago advertising man must make every fucking bad decision possible as he travels home from fucking New York for fucking Thanksgiving, alongside a fucking lovable oaf of a shower-fucking-curtain-ring salesman as his only fucking companion.

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02:51:45

THE EXORCIST: the masturbation leaves a little...

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2023/11/09

in a movie that definitely doesn't begin with someone jackin it in a crucifixal manner, a young girl (who inevitably ages like a fine wine), is possessed by a mysterious entity manifesting itself by making a whoopsy on the living room rug, causing her mother to seek the help of two Catholic priests, a Rabbi, a lawyer and an Irish magician who have all walked into a bar to save her life. then all the monsters suck and fuck and eat ass and triple penetrate an undead wife.

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01:48:57

freaky: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP, DENNY'S?!?!

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2023/11/01

After swapping bodies with a deranged serial killer because a mystical knife deemed it so, a meek and timid high-school senior discovers that she has fewer than 24 hours before the change becomes permanent, because that's a convenient plot device. but what do you expect? you can't have a fucken week long curse. especially not on a friday the 13th...becuase those only last a day.

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00:30:26

HORROR FEST/NIGHT, pt II: the cockening

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2023/10/28

Rebecca goes on another rant that we tried to avoid, but you just can't stop her. in all honesty, it sounds like something you gotta do. i know i gotta. she paints such a picture, doesn't she?

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01:50:07

JEEPERS CREEPERS: i'm sorry, i've eaten too many penises

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2023/10/25

A brother and sister with super awkward sexual chemistry are driving home through isolated countryside for spring break and encounter a flesh-eating creature, that may or may not guzzle cock and balls, which is in the midst of its ritualistic eating spree.

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01:28:13

TRICK R TREAT: kwispy, kweamy, kweepy

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2023/10/18

Five interwoven stories that occur on Halloween: an everyday high school principal has a secret life as a serial killer; a college virgin might have just met the guy for her; a group of teenagers pull a mean prank; a woman who loathes the night has to contend with her holiday-obsessed husband; and a mean old man meets his match with a demonic, supernatural trick-or-treater. and this is too wordy even for me, so there you have it.

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02:21:46

POLTERGEIST: oh my god, they have my...

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2023/10/11

A family's home is haunted by a host of demonic ghosts but also a cervix and the wee little lady says go into the light, then don't go into the light, then do go, then the light's bad, then it's good, and NOBODY STACKS CHAIRS LIKE THIS!!!

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02:05:55

CASPER: a ghostly gang bang where time doesn't exist

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2023/09/27

An afterlife therapist, who doesn't buy his own bullshit, and his daughter, who gets rudely voluntold to host a party, meet a friendly young quasi-perverted ghost when they move into a crumbling mansion in order to rid the premises of wicked spirits of undiscernable age.

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00:51:22

WALKABOUT: Claire is the worst, though

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2023/09/23

When the survivors run out of food, Locke, Kate, and Michael go out hunting for boar. Michael gets injured, so he and Kate go back. But Locke stays out hunting, and ends up running into the creature living in the jungle. Locke is a pervert. Jack goes crazy. Michael & Walt suck. Sun hides her titties.

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01:34:46

MR. NANNY: anyway brother, here's a pachycephalosaurus

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2023/09/23

A former professional wrestler turned wannabe actor is hired to be the bodyguard/nanny for a couple of bratty (insanely shitty) kids whose inventor father is being stalked by a guy with a biodome on his noggin. seriously brother, Hogan should be dead, brother. goddamn these kids are vicious, brother.

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00:44:36

TABULA RASA: i'm in town, but whatever

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2023/09/23

Jack and Hurley discover an alarming secret about Kate, while the marshal's life hangs in the balance. Kate is too good at lying. Chubbs has a hand twin. Sawyer's best comeback is "nice stick."

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02:23:55

MRS. DOUBTFIRE: no subtitle will be funnier than...

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2023/09/23

After a bitter divorce, an actor disguises himself as a female housekeeper to spend time with his children held in custody by his former wife.* *movie synopsis left unbutchered out of respect to Robin Williams

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00:46:21

PILOT PT II: entertaining to a point

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2023/09/23

The survivors of a plane crash are forced to work together in order to survive on a seemingly deserted tropical island. Sawyer shoots a bear. Maggie proves useful for once in her life. Jack takes care of the yellow eye demon.

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