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Movie Mastery

Jef Aldrich and Jon Taylor

Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

tv & film film reviews

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71:27

Movie Mastery – Initial D (2005)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/06/09

When you adapt a manga or anime into live action, only good things can happen. And what could be more exciting than watching someone drive the exact same route 7 times without losing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

87:17

Movie Mastery – Karate Dog (2004)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/05/28

In the vein of A Talking Cat, a celebrity really phones it in while voicing an animal but this movie had the budget to also badly CGI the animal doing karate. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

81:25

Movie Mastery – Space Truckers (1996)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/05/12

Follow the thrilling escapades of John Canyon as he coerces a girl to marry him for a ride and then be chilled by the worst thing that poor Charles Dance has had to do on screen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

74:46

Movie Mastery – The FP (2011)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/04/29

In the near future, two rival gangs fight for control of Frasier Park, CA by playing a knock-off version of Dance Dance Revolution but mostly just say the N-word a lot. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

83:41

Movie Mastery – Megamind (2010)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/04/15

One of the few actually decent DreamWorks animated films but it still can’t escape the dreaded “all the characters dance” ending. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

89:45

Movie Mastery – Dirty Love (2005)

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2022/03/31

In what I can only describe as one of the worst movies that we have ever seen; Jenny McCarthy takes some time off from spreading misinformation about vaccines to write and star in a humorless “comedy” where everyone sucks and nobody learns anything. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:48

Movie Mastery – Croczilla (2012)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/03/18

Thrill as a very large but not kaiju-sized crocodile harmlessly wanders around the Chinese countryside causing some mild panic and light property damage. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

80:45

Movie Mastery – The Toxic Avenger (1984)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/03/04

An earnestly fun, low budget comedy with high gore and nudity content that would honestly have aged pretty well if it weren’t for all the racial slurs and homophobia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:19

Movie Mastery – Megaforce (1982)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/02/19

When you need a problem solved and nobody else can get it done, you call the legally distinct from G.I. Joe men at Megaforce. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

100:14

Movie Mastery – The Lawnmower Man (1992)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/02/04

A movie that took the name of a Stephen King short story but has absolutely nothing in common with it and yet somehow still manages to be an extremely Stephen King movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

95:54

Movie Mastery – Renaissance Man (1994)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/01/22

The classic “how do I reach these kids” teacher movie with a military twist and you better believe that there’s a scene where these army teens drop a sick Hamlet rap. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

99:11

Movie Mastery – Freddie as F.R.O.7. (1992)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/01/07

Special guest James D’Amato joins us in a review of Britain’s extremely cursed foray into the world of animated movies. A film with a plot so absurd that there is no way the movie can do it justice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

68:56

Movie Mastery – A Wrestling Christmas Miracle (2020)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/12/23

Whoever it was that decided this should be on our list both understands exactly what this show is about and also is a terrible person. Hitting some surprising new lows on this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

82:40

Movie Mastery – Duel (1971)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/12/10

Ok but the movie poster claims “the most bizarre murder weapon ever used” and that’s just not even remotely true. Killing someone with a truck is real fuckin basic. You kill someone with some Pumpernickel bread and maybe you can claim most bizarre murder weapon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

84:54

Movie Mastery – 3 Ninjas High Noon at Mega Mountain...

Movie Mastery ·

2021/11/26

The 4th and final installment of the 3 Ninjas series goes out on a “what?” as Hulk Hogan helps some kids fight terrorists that are also ninjas that have taken over an amusement park. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:09

Movie Mastery – Deadly Prey (1987)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/11/13

A group of mercenaries accidentally kidnap the worlds most killingest badass for their murder training and he picks them off one by one using nothing but a knife, his wits, and a sweet pair of daisy dukes. Somehow, this is turned into the most tedious and boring movie we’ve watched in a while. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:52

Movie Mastery – Goosebumps (2015)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/10/28

You remember those horror books aimed at kids that were super popular in the early-mid 90’s? Well, they definitely cashed in on that in a timely fashion with this movie in 2015! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

80:02

Movie Mastery – Sleepaway Camp (1983)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/10/14

It’s still queer horror week for this Horrortoberfest and, unfortunately, this one is the dark side of the offerings given how this movie views gay and trans people. I will never allow Jef to watch good horror. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

85:06

Movie Mastery – Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow...

Movie Mastery ·

2021/09/30

In a pulp fiction alternate 1939, nefarious plans are afoot and only the dashing Sky Captain can put an end to this world ending threat. Also, everything looks like it’s been soaked in piss and smeared with vaseline. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:42

Movie Mastery – Miami Connection (1987)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/09/17

A treasure previously lost was found once again by the Alamo Draft House. Now everyone can enjoy the earnest, goofy, terrible movie that is Miami Connection and the rockin’ yet oddly sweet lyrics of Dragon Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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