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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:17:05

Travelers with swamp crotch keep setting off TSA...

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2025/07/02

Medical facility in Scotland asks patients to please stop sending unsolicited urine samples. Travelers With Swamp Crotch Keep Setting Off TSA Alarms. White actress sues San Diego County Library for not allowing her to portray Black women. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host

00:16:37

Monk shoots a cleric over loud cell phone use in a...

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2025/07/01

Monk guns down fellow cleric in temple bathroom over loud phone. Thousands in Norway told they won up to millions in lottery error. Human Remains Lost After Memorial Spaceflight Capsule Crashes Into Pacific. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:17:38

Cocaine use is at all time highs but why? Americans...

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2025/06/30

Buskers slam new French-language requirement in Quebec City tourist hub. Americans detained trying to send rice, Bibles, dollar bills to North Korea. Cocaine use and production hits record all time high. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:21:10

Floridaman drove his Tesla into a restaurant to...

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2025/06/27

FLORIDA FRIDAY - 74-year-old Floridaman fights firefighters with shotgun and steals their fire truck. Handcuffed Florida woman opened fire on deputy during ride to jail. Florida man who drove through restaurant to charge his EV. Florida woman allegedly hid several syringes and a bag of drugs 'inside her person'. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:18:29

Visit a North Korean beach resort and hope you can...

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2025/06/26

Beekeeper Unleashed a Swarm of Bees on Police During Traffic Stop. North Korea to open beach resort to expand tourism. Swarms of tiny nose robots could clear infected sinuses, scientists say. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:16:57

Best place to have herpes is New Zealand according to...

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2025/06/25

Best place to have herpes is New Zealand according to their award winning commercial. Scotland’s alcohol consumption dangerously excessive. Italy cracks down on violence against referees. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:22:06

Hotel no longer allowing panda bears waking up their...

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2025/06/24

Chinese hotel told wake-up service involving red pandas climbing onto guest beds must cease. Syringe attacks during France music festival leave 145 jabbed and several hospitalised. Lollipop man banned from giving children high fives because it upsets drivers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com

00:17:45

Pole dancers hired by parents for son's jr. high...

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2025/06/23

Taiwanese parents hire pole dancers to celebrate son's graduation, police intervene to disperse crowd. Disneyland Paris calls in police over alleged fake wedding with child bride. Dozens attend the Hetero Awesome Fest in Idaho. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:26:27

Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a Sam's...

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2025/06/20

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman (and Karen) arrested for off-road tailgating teen on an e-bike. Floridaman Urinates on $10k Worth of Spam and Vienna Sausages at a Sam's Club. Florida attorney general pitches ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ to hold migrants. Argument over mangos ends with Florida man pulling gun. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check

00:15:28

No bra, no exam. University does bra checks before a...

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2025/06/20

Fake dentist gave root canals after reading online instructions. Man finds out he was married without his knowledge, ex-girlfriend arrested. ‘No bra, no exam’ as Nigerian university sparks outrage over bra checks before exams. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:18:35

Shark falls from the sky onto a disco golf course....

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2025/06/18

Liquid Death Is Selling Iced Tea Cans Containing Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA. Download festivalgoers warned against making accidental 999 calls from moshpit. Hammerhead shark falls from sky onto disc golf course in South Carolina. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:17:09

Male escort is left $1M in widow's will and family...

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2025/06/17

Family challenges 84-year-old woman’s will after $1M left to her male escort companion. People urged to report crop circles to police. Visitors and influencers throng Air India crash site, take selfies near aircraft wreckage. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:19:48

Rollercoaster riders warned to keep mouths closed...

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2025/06/16

Amusement park in Ohio warns parkgoers to keep mouths closed on the rides because of cicadas. Struggling bargain chain Poundland sold for a pound. Ghana Drunkard Associate warns government to bring down liquor prices or else. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:21:49

Naked Floridaman at the gas station pumping his pump....

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2025/06/13

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman posed as a flight attendant to score more than 100 free flights. Floridaman tried to pay for intercourse at a strip club then called 911 to complain about not receiving services. Ron DeSantis Says Floridians Have Right to Hit Protesters With Cars. Naked Floridaman with a junk pump arrested near Ocala gas station. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH:

00:22:54

Brazilian comedian jailed for jokes about race,...

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2025/06/12

Brazilian comedian sentenced to jail for jokes about race, weight and gender. German politician removes clothes and asks citizens to join him on swingers trip in France. New laws punish bad drivers with tech that forces cars to go the speed limit. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW

00:25:24

Drunk mule-riding Kentucky man unleashed a raccoon...

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2025/06/11

Mule-riding Kentucky man accused of unleashing a raccoon inside bar after being turned away. Leaders of Orgasmic Meditation women's wellness company convicted of forced labor. Students in Nigeria are selling eggs and sperm to pay college tuition. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and

00:20:17

Woman sent 2,000 lbs of oinions to her ex boyfriend...

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2025/06/10

German cathedral is sorry for having a naked chicken dance production by the altar. Woman in China sends 1,000 kg of onions to her ex-boyfriend's doorstep to make him cry. Reported Bigfoot sighting prompts cannabis dispensary to offer a free preroll for photographic proof. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:21:17

You can't use your Costco card as your ID, TSA...

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2025/06/09

TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as their official REAL ID. Japanese city pays people to stand on escalators for six hours a day. Group protests over goldfish races in San Diego. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:20:55

Florida woman sprays bear mace at children blowing...

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2025/06/06

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police: Floridaman locked employees inside a restaurant and demanded $6 million over Netflix documentary. Florida woman sprays bear mace at neighbor's children playing with bubbles. Florida woman accused of attacking child on plane who called her 'Miss Piggy'. Florida man caught pleasuring himself at a bus stop tells police he's Captain Kirk from Star Trek. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at

00:18:33

200 year old erotic artsy condom goes on display in a...

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2025/06/05

A 200-year-old condom decorated with erotic art goes on display in famous Dutch museum. Fried chicken-flavored toothpaste sells out shortly after it's introduced. Bird Feeders Banned in New Jersey Town As Legislators Push for State Ban. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host

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