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Escape From Vault Disney

The Walt Disney Company has created some of the greatest, most acclaimed works of art in the history of cinema, and also unfathomable amounts of absolute garbage. And the Disney+ streaming service is loaded with both! Join YouTube personality Tony Goldmark, aka Some Jerk With A Camera, and a rotating series of guests as each week they pick a Disney+ title completely at random, dissect it for your amusement, and determine it to be "Disney Plus" or "Disney Minus." It"s ESCAPE FROM VAULT DISNEY!

tv & film improv

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01:10:18

Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/09/07

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2005 to pick the spine-tingling conclusion of that one time some Northern California film school tech weirdo spent hundreds of millions of dollars on three movies about his most famous characters' parents. Featuring laser swords, lava battles, digital muppets, a planet full of gorilla-bears who get distressingly little screen time, tons of memes in their natural habitat, and of course the horrifyingly relevant omnipresent specter of encroaching

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50:31

Stepsister from Planet Weird

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2022/08/31

It's our fifth and final week of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Scott's request for a Disney Channel movie about a family of sentient alien space bubbles whose planet falls under the tyrannical rule of an evil fascist sentient alien space bubble, forcing them to flee to Earth, where they take human form somehow, subsist on root beer and fear the wind...and somehow the movie is very, very, very boring. Join Tony Goldmark, Phil Johnson,

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40:15

Bluey S2E7-9 - Favourite Thing/Daddy Drop-Off/Sleepytime

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2022/08/24

It's Week #4 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and the randomizer's going all the way back to 2020 to pick Z. Taylor Dunkin's request for a randomly-selected batch of three episodes of the seven-minute Australian kids show about a family of talking dogs that's taken the world by storm, and endeared itself to kids and adults alike, thanks to a winning combination of refreshing sincerity, surprising emotional depth, and a level of cuteness which I'm pretty sure was outlawed by the Geneva Convention. Also

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56:10

Phantom of the Megaplex

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2022/08/17

It's Week #3 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and this week the randomizer's going all the way back to the year 2000 to pick Pat_Alazr's request for a Disney Channel Original Movie all about the majesty of cinema itself, in which screen legend Mickey Rooney lends his formidable gravitas to a timeless fable about the seductive power of the silver screen. It's also a movie in which the lead character cleans up gumballs with a hockey stick and stabs a giant dinosaur balloon with a sword. Join Tony

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01:20:56

Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers (2022) (with Mystery...

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/08/10

It's Week #2 of Patreon Request Month 2022, and we're teaming up with the hosts of Mystery Shack Lookback as the randomizer goes all the way back to 2022 to pick Zan Hecht and Tyler Paul's request for the Disney+ original movie that saw fit to hire the lunatics at The Lonely Island to take over the Disney asylum, and Trojan Horse the most surreal phantasmagorical whirlwind of pop-cultural remixing this side of The LEGO Movie into an adaptation of a semi-remembered Disney Afternoon show from over

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52:40

Luca (with Linkara and Viga!)

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2022/08/03

This week, the randomizer kicks off Patreon Request Month 2022 by going all the way back to 2021 to pick Emily Hinton's request for a Pixar instant classic which got a pandemic-induced straight-to-Disney+ release, an animated movie about talking fish where a fish child leaves home and gets taken to...no, not that one. An animated movie about a fish-human hybrid creature who dreams of something more above the surface and...no, not that one either. The one set in Italy where the fish-kid wants to be

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54:58

Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends S1E17 - The Bride...

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/07/27

This week, the randomizer goes all the way back to 1981 to pick, for the second time in the history of this podcast, an episode of an early-80s Spider-Man animated series in which a villain kidnaps a superhero and Spidey has to chase that villain all the way to Europe to rescue the superhero from a creepy old castle. Something something Doofenshmirtz, something something two nickels. Join Tony Goldmark, Kyle A. Carrozza, Luke Ski and a Surprise Special Guest as they look out, for here comes the

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54:38

Jungle Animal Rescue S1E5 - A Tiger's Tale (with...

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/07/20

The lost episode is un-lost! This week, we proudly present an episode once thought lost in a hard drive crash, but now found, if by "found" you mean "we started over from scratch using lower-quality Zoom recordings." In this episode, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2020 to pick an episode of a NatGeo reality show about animals that promises to be a NatGeo reality show about animals and not much else. But if you like watching tiger surgery, hold on tight! Join Tony Goldmark, Mat Brunet (aka

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08:05

BONUS MINISODE! Agatha Vs. Doggans

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/07/13

I gotta take this week off to give myself time to catch up (and hopefully stay caught up) before Patreon Request Month (still one more week to submit requests at https://www.patreon.com/tonygoldmark btw!) but in the meantime, here's an extended outtake - a much longer version of the "Agatha bugging Doggans" bit from the Man of the House episode, featuring Agatha Vile and David Ganssle!

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01:15:10

Man of the House

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/07/06

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Charlie Callahan inexplicably throws away the one and only Guest's Choice episode he'll ever get on a deservedly-obscure Disney "comedy" from 1995 that's equal parts boring and racist, in which Chevy Chase doesn't get to be a jerk, Jonathan Taylor Thomas doesn't get to be likeable, George Wendt doesn't get to be funny and Farrah Fawcett has to pretend to be into Chevy Chase despite looking like

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01:07:19

Strange Magic

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/06/29

This week, as Tony returns from his impromptu hard drive crash-induced mini-hiatus, the randomizer goes all the way back to 2015 to pick the last movie (as of now) that the legendary George Lucas was personally involved with, an animated fairy tale with a story by Lucas himself combining his love of mythic fantasy with his penchant for subversive genre fusion...only this time, for some bizarre reason he combined the plots and/or aesthetics of Beauty and the Beast, Ferngully, Mamma Mia! and various

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06:16

BONUS MINISODE! My Scrooge McDuck Song (or: Jungle...

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/06/22

Unfortunately, due to severe technical difficulties, I have no choice but to declare the Jungle Animal Rescue episode a lost episode. Instead, have a minisode this week featuring a song I recorded about Scrooge McDuck in the late 2000s, plus a teaser for what next week's episode WILL be!

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09:21

BONUS MINISODE! Even More Outtakes!

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2022/06/15

Escape From Vault Disney will be back next week with a full episode on NatGeo's Jungle Animal Rescue, but in the meantime here's a BONUS MINISODE featuring various outtakes from the Luck of the Irish, Behind the Attraction, Encanto, Alice In Wonderland and Hawkeye episodes!

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01:12:33

Alice In Wonderland (1951)

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2022/06/08

This week we're bypassing the randomizer for yet another Guest's Choice episode, in which our good friend Alessandra Dreyer "makes" us watch a Disney Animated Canon classic from 1951, a heartwarming tale about a little girl who enters an incredible fantasy world and spends roughly an hour and change getting harassed, bullied, trolled, gaslit, demonized, psychologically tortured, nearly burned alive and nearly decapitated by a seemingly endless string of demented sociopathic weirdos. Y'know, good

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57:07

DuckTales (2017) S2E11 - The Golden Spear!

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/06/01

This week, as Tony returns from his impromptu COVID-induced mini-hiatus, the randomizer picks an episode of perhaps one of the top ten greatest animated nostalgia reboot series about talking ducks to feature aliens, zombies, Greek Gods, slap bracelets and a magical shadow dimension ruled by superintelligent goats. And that's all just in this episode. Join Tony Goldmark, Alessandra Dreyer, Morgan Funder and David Ganssle as they grab onto some DUCKTALES (2017), season two, episode eleven, "The Golden

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07:25

BONUS MINISODE! Star Wars Episode Outtakes

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/05/25

Escape From Vault Disney will return with a full new episode next week, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE of some canon-breaking outtakes from our Star Wars episode from a few weeks ago, featuring Tony Goldmark, Charlie Callahan, Morgan Funder and Luke Ski!

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11:49

BONUS MINISODE! Agatha Vs. Technology

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2022/05/18

Escape From Vault Disney will be back with new episodes in June after Tony fully recovers from COVID, but in the meantime, here's a BONUS MINISODE of an extended outtake of the behind-the-scenes shenanigans of our Luck of the Irish episode, featuring Tony Goldmark, David Ganssle, Zach Hurst, Cassie Shima and Agatha Vile!

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43:47

Impact with Gal Gadot S1E3-4 - The Ripple...

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/05/11

Y'know, as I've said before in these episode descriptions, doing this podcast can be a precarious endeavor sometimes. Some weeks, we get to watch ridiculous oddities like The Luck of the Irish or delightful obscure gems like Life With Mikey...and then there's weeks like this one, when the almighty randomizer sees fit to say "Hey look, two episodes of a made-for-YouTube NatGeo documentary series from last year about the ongoing Puerto Rican water crisis and the life-or-death struggle of homeless

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59:02

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/05/04

Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! This week, just in time for May the Fourth (and might I add, be with you) we finally force-choke the randomizer into giving us some Star Wars content, and it goes all the way back to 1977 to the original George Lucas classic that started it all! Or rather, the infamous beleaguered "Maclunkey Cut" of the classic that started it all. Why all the wanton CGI? Who actually shot first? And just who is this Maclunkey fellow anyway? On this special episode, we hope to answer

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51:01

Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir S4E11 -...

Escape From Vault Disney ·

2022/04/27

This week the randomizer goes all the way back to 2021 to cover a CGI animated series produced in France and inspired by anime that originally aired in the states on Nickelodeon before moving to Netflix and eventually the Disney Channel and Disney+. It is completely incomprehensible and I neither condone nor understand anything that happens in it. Join Tony Goldmark, Madeline Maye, Renie Rivas and Luke Ski as they stare bewildered at MIRACULOUS: TALES OF LADYBUG & CAT NOIR, season four, episode

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