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Distorted View Daily

Get Exclusive Shows Every Week: SUBSCRIBE TO THE SIDESHOW An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks.

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00:50:00

Teacher Known as “Mr. Pedophile” Busted For...Well,...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/05/16

On Today's Show:💥 When your work nickname is Mr. Pedophile, it might be time for a new profession… or, you know, prison.💊 A redneck meltdown at CVS: “Only queer pharmacists give out gel caps!” Real men take tablets, apparently.🎮 Nintendo nerds discover a controller pairing sound and lose their collective minds. (It’s just beeps, you virgins.)🧠 TikTok Munchausen Update™: Deaf, autistic, Hispanic, Jewish… and now, wheelchair-bound! Collect 'em all!💡 Dating for Smash Bros. fans—what could

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00:49:01

Her Titty Milk Brought All the Creeps to the Yard

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/05/14

On the show today:🧼 The shocking story of a woman too “disabled” to brush her teeth—but not too disabled to record 75 TikToks a day begging for cash💥 When street festivals go too far: a woman GTA’s her way through a parade route because she had to get to work📱 Phone screen repairs turn into hostage negotiations💸 Capitalism is evil… unless it means getting free money from followers🐮 Amazon delivery driver drops more than just packages on customers' lawns—happy Mother’s Day!☕️ A Greek woman

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00:50:23

Pop Me Daddy - Balloon Lovers Get Freaky With The...

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2025/05/12

On Today's Show: Balloon Squeaks & Baklava Reeks🎈 Squeaky sex with balloon fetishists, including a true “Lunar’s Lunar” who makes love to latex while offering DIY netting tips🐉 A dragon-being alien ambassador offers $10K meet-and-greets with blue extraterrestrials (no refunds, obviously)👨‍⚕️ My 600-Pound Life star Stephen Asante returns looking Amish and acting feral—ranting, shitting, and threatening nurses from his hospital bed💨 HungerFF's Brolapse podcast explores what it’s like

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00:50:35

Taking Home Gold In The Masturbation Olympics

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2025/05/09

On Today’s Show:We’re ending the week with a slathering of slop and sexual dysfunction! First up, an update on the original “Fat Man” of YouTube—turns out he scammed his own father out of $30,000 for scratch-offs and is now grounded like a 40-year-old teen. Then, we check in with the Manifesto of a Pornosexual, a man who treats edging like an Olympic sport and has a 19-hour personal best. God help us.Also: A panicked mom has a meltdown while merely riding across the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, and Tim

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00:48:59

An Intimate Conversation With A Poop Connoisseur

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2025/05/07

On Today's Show:Tim’s Rant: Trump’s New HolidaysTopic: Trump’s declaration of two new non-federal holidays: Victory Day for World War I (November 11) and Victory Day for World War II (May 8).Key PointsMocks the lack of days off: “You will celebrate those days just like you celebrate K-9 Veterans Day by forgetting it even fucking exists.”Compares the lack of initiative for military holiday celebrations to the vibrant organization of Gay Pride events.Humorous aside about his dad’s military service

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00:50:02

The Motivational Power of a Finger in the Butt

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/05/05

Today on the show:Meade Skelton serenades us with a shockingly honest confession to credit card abuse in his new song, Daddy’s Credit CardThe power of butthole fingering as a motivational toolA Florida woman weaponizes her bowels in a road rage incident (yep, someone shat on a car hood)Tim unveils his vision for "Legal-Sized Bread" — the revolutionary new loaf that threatens Big Bread’s status quoA neighbor with a taste for chaos assaults a house with a can of corn (and yes, he pleads the

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00:57:22

AI Down Syndrome Porn And The 20 Year Jock Itch

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2025/05/02

On Today’s Program:🍝 Murder Most Doughy: Introducing the "Pretzel Man" in our matinee movie feature, Twisted (1977) — a serial killer leaving bodies tied up like human bread knots.🎤 David Allan Coe Unplugged (And Unfiltered): Outlaw country legend shares his thoughts on love, sex, multiple wives, eating out (but never butt), and what femininity meant in prison. It's horrifyingly honest.🤖 Downsy Thirst Traps: AI face filters are giving women that extra-chromosome glow... and it’s

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00:51:24

Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/04/30

On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren't inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces.Plus:Morning Rituals Gone Wrong: Are we really drinking other people's abortions? One podcaster thinks so—and she brought soundbites.Snorlax Returns: Not the Pokémon, but the

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00:49:58

A Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap

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2025/04/28

On Today's Show:Big dick Rasta energy: He’s making coconuts clap.A vintage viral legend returns: John Dakers sings the Woody Woodpecker theme song!Colorful chaos: An NYU art student’s stained glass wall... made entirely of colored piss.AI John Cena: Now fantasizing about statutory rape scenarios, thanks Facebook!Distorted View presents: Newscaster Slip-Ups! (Pour one out for D.D. Megadoodoo.)The triumphant return of Martin Sempa (Mr. "Eat da poo-poo") — now hawking MAGA merch in

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00:15:30

Busting Through The Sky Hymen - BONUS SEGMENT - (FOR...

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2025/04/27

This was originally a Sideshow exclusive Bonus Segment for 4/16. I'm posting it for everyone so you can see what a typical Bonus segment is like. If you enjoy, <a href="https://creators.spotify.com/pod/show/distortedview/subscribe" target="_blank">SUBSCRIBE TO THE SIDESHOW</a><br />In today's bonus segment exclusively for Sideshow freaks, Tim is back to dissect the celestial clown show that was Blue Origin’s latest phallic voyage to the stars — featuring

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00:55:22

Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos?

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2025/04/25

On Today’s Show:It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue.🎮 Switch 2 Rage – Tim details his traumatizing experience trying to preorder Nintendo’s latest console. If you’ve ever sweat through a shirt just trying to give a company your money, you’ll relate.👻 Alexis K. Tyler Sees Dead Grandbabies – A fetus ghost

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00:48:08

Songs For The Microwaved Dog

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2025/04/23

On Today’s Show:🚨 Arkansas Incest Investigation:A man catches his wife sleeping with her son, and it only gets worse from there. (Yes, it’s one of those episodes.) Police casually investigate while trying not to say the word “incest.” 🤐👿 Jesse Lee Peterson vs. Your Brain:Thoughts = Lies. All of them. Even "I'm hungry" is Satan trying to get you to Arby’s. The only way to fix a car, according to Jesse? Don’t think about it. 🧠❌🧴 Christian TikToker Watches ‘Sinners’:She went in

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00:48:25

Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors

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2025/04/21

On Today's Show:🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and GreenScientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: Tim. 💥🧠📱 Citizen App Is Holding Pedos Hostage (for $6 a month)Tim’s local FBI raid has him hooked on the Citizen crime app, where every pedo alert and police

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00:01:29

Yolk Hunt - Easter Day Fun For The Whole Family

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/04/20

This Easter🎉 Yolk Hunt Madness!What starts as a mundane Easter weekend turns into a twisted celebration at Caldessavilles 13th Annual Yolk Hunt, America’s largest (and most disturbingly innuendo-filled) Easter egg hunt.💥 Highlights include:"Muff diving" in the ball pit to find elusive Muffy the Bunny 🐰A raunchy food fair serving up things like pink tacos, salty bacon holes, and fishy clam strips 🍑🐟The event takes place in Furburg Meadows off Route 63, where things get packed fast

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00:39:56

We're Off To The Sperm Races! - NEW SHOW

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2025/04/18

On Today's Show:✈️ Plus-sized influencer demands wheelchair access or war at SeaTac.💉 High schoolers remix Daft Punk to promote AIDS awareness… with alarming enthusiasm.🧠 Jesse Lee Peterson discovers women went to space… and panics.🏁 Sperm racing is now a real competitive event. And yes, you can gamble on it.⚡ Cop pulls woman over for expired tags, escalates into a “you scared me!” taser-fest.🍟 Fast food rage: the voicemails are full of drive-thru fury.🎶 And we kick things off with the

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00:42:14

Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/04/18

On Today's Show:🎤 DV proudly presents: A Deaf Guy Singing Iron Maiden!You may not understand the lyrics, but the passion is unmistakable.🎮 Livestreamer Showdowns!Angry dads vs. bratty sons.Moms threatening eviction, dads accusing their kids of being whores or Satanists.One father delivers a devastating line: “Not my fault you can’t come up with any content, so you just bury yourself.”Savage, dad. Savage.💁‍♀️ Titty Streamer Trauma:When your cleavage gets more views than your gameplay, but your

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00:48:53

M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/04/16

On Today's Show:On today's floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily:💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger is in full existential crisis mode. Is he still himself without his hole? According to his doctor, though, he’s blessed with a “long, mobile, floppy colon”—a high

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00:46:26

Community Toilet: America's Least Wanted Superhero

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/04/14

On Today’s Episode:Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet, a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You're welcome.After rinsing out our souls, we dive deep—prolapse deep—into the life and squishy sounds of a woman known as the Queen of Prolapse, whose rectum is so well-trained,

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00:52:28

Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams

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2025/04/11

On Today's Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy.✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: “Eh, men do that.”🚽 A tall cis woman is mistaken for trans in a Walmart bathroom, gets screamed at by a fragile Floridian, and then fired for not reporting it to the right

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00:49:25

Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/04/09

On Today’s Show:Kanye West’s new album drops a literal "Heil Hitler" track (yes, really).A child pisses in the hand sanitizer—again.A large-breasted man in a pink thong ruins Applebee's night for everyone.And a foster mom trades a human child for a monkey. Because... sure.Plus: Oliver Cho, Wing’s long-lost musical twin? Tim weighs in.We dive deep into “Butt Boy,” a horror-thriller where a man's ass abducts children.The Prison Doctor returns to scare the piss out of kids (and

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