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Useless News

Spittake Media

Come listen to Teddy, Charlie and Ryan laugh about the weird things people in the world get up to!

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00:50:25

#31 Man Burns Down Hundreds of Bouncy Houses

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2023/05/23

And we are back! Charlie, Teddy and Ryan are back reading the most useless of news. This week in the news: a man in tries to get out of a DUI by switching seats with his dog, Seagulls are stealing peoples drugs and a 51 year-old German man gets tied to a tree by his online date. These stories and much more on this weeks episode of Useless News!

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00:50:52

#30 Three local Podcasters Make Return

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2023/05/10

Andddd we are back! After a six month hiatus your favorite podcast is back telling useless news stories. We needed 6 months to find these high quality stories: a guest at a hotel is woken up by the manager sucking his toes, Rick Ross is afraid to drive in Teslas because they may drive him to the police and a small town in New Jersey found hundreds of pounds of pasta in their forrest. These stories and much more on this weeks episode of Useless News!

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00:49:50

#29 Man Asks Police Department Why He Didn’t Make...

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2022/12/12

Welcome back to another episode of Useless News. There’s a lot of anger in this episode… yeah that’s pretty much all there is to this episode.

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00:57:25

#28 Women Arrested for Sedating Men with Drug Laced...

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2022/11/17

Welcome back to another episode of Useless News the only podcast on the market that is seeking a sponsorship from Hello Fresh (more on that later). In the news this week a 8 year old boy kills a cobra with his bite, a Texas house is haunted by hooker ghosts and a bowling alley in Pittsburgh had a nude night. Those stories and much more on this weeks episode of Useless News.

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00:37:09

#27 Worlds Fattest Bird Banned From Favorite Bird...

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2022/10/21

And just like that we are back. Charlie, Teddy and Ryan get into the news this week to inform the masses. This week in the news: Japan's oldest toilet gets destroyed, a women attacks police with her swarm of bees, and a women had 23 contact lenses stuck in her eye. Those stories and much more this week on Useless News!

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00:44:19

#26 Group of Green Goblins Strikes Again in NYC

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2022/10/10

Welcome back to another episode of Useless News. On this weeks episode, Charlie is doing a fast and is mighty hungry and becoming more and more delirious every news story. This week in the news a wild turkey crashes into a Miami couples home, their are adult Happy Meals now and Bobby Wagner is possibly being charged for assault due to tackling a man wearing bright pink who ran on the football field. These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!

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00:37:58

#25 Climate Change Could Effect Finally Finding the...

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2022/09/26

Welcome back to another episode of your great uncle Jim’s favorite podcast… Useless News! Oh boy does that man like himself some Useless News. Well enough of that nonsense, this week on Useless News a man is stuck on an hydrogen balloon for two days, a burglar is finally caught thanks to his distinctive SpongeBob shorts and socks and the COO of Beyond Meat bites off a man’s nose. These stores and much more on this week’s episode of Useless News!

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00:49:44

#24 Dominos Great Italian Failure

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2022/08/29

And just like that we are back. In a new studio and the vibes are immaculate. Speaking of immaculate so are these stories: a cheese string billboard, penguins are refusing to eat the cheaper fish an aquarium is feeding them due to the economy, and birds of prey are used to keep you poop on shoulder free. These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!

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00:40:12

Usless News Draft of 2022 Year Anniversary!

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2022/08/22

Hey guys thanks for the year of adventure that we have gone through, today we decided to draft our favorite stories we have gave to each other! Let us know which stories that you guys liked us talking about the most and whose draft ended up being the best!

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00:48:49

#23 Florida Man Gets Arrest For DUI After Crashing...

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2022/08/11

Welcome back to another episode of Useless the podcast that gives you news that doesn’t inform you what so ever but instead tells you crazy wacky news stories. On this weeks episode it’s Ryan’s birthday! So Teddy and Charlie make it all about Ryan. In the news this week a lady sets the Guinness world record for longest nails, pigs are loose in an Illinois town and a women gets stuck in a rabbit cage and no one knows how. Those stories and so much more this week on Useless News!

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00:49:10

#22 Family Roofless due to Contractors "accidently"...

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2022/07/25

And just like that we are back. In a new studio and the vibes are immaculate. Speaking of immaculate so are these stories: an Ohio attorney is arrested for repeatedly driving nude, penguins are refusing to eat the cheaper fish an aquarium is feeding them due to the economy, and a suspect steals a police car then proceeds to respond to a call. These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!

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00:47:13

#21 Man Sues Wife for Not Making Him Three Meals a Day

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2022/06/13

Wow you gotta be kidding me, more useless news by your favorite people! On this week’s episode a man sues his wife for not making him three meals a day, two men get trapped in a chocolate tank and there is sexy trash cans in Sweden (I’m just as confused). All these stories and so much more this week on Useless News

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00:46:50

#20 Exorcists Complain that Too Many People are Being...

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2022/06/06

Wow 20 episodes we finally made it. For our 20th episode the Useless boys go all out by… reading useless news of course! In this episode a bunch of people have legally changed their name to salmon for a sushi restaurant promotion, a man is arrested for gambling away his towns covid funds, and apparently scallops like disco lights? All these and so much more this week on Useless News!

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00:45:13

#19 Women Who Wrote “How to Murder Your Husband”...

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2022/05/30

Oh boy are you in for a treat, what’s that treat? More Useless News! On this episode the Useless Boys are tired and are taping the earliest episode they have yet (11:30 am). On this episode a man sues for sexual harassment over his boss firing him and calling him a bald c***, Bermuda Cruise-lines offers free refunds if you disappear while on cruise and a sheep is sentenced to three years in jail for MURDER! These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!

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00:38:11

#18 Man Eats Big Mac a Day for 50 years

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2022/05/26

And we are back with more Useless News! This week the whole crew is back together and have plenty of funny and crazy stories to go around. This week Hyundai recalls seatbelts due to exploding, a two year-old orders 31 burgers and leaves a 25 percent tip and parents are suing their child for 675,000 for not having a baby yet. These stories and so much more this week on Useless News!This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL And don't forget to follow Spittake media

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01:03:07

SPECIAL EPISODE!!

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2022/05/24

After a brief break Useless News is back with a special episode. Charlie and Ryan talk about their short-lived first podcast called the Estay & Vogel Show and do a revival of it, in this special episode of Useless News. Teddy also makes a completely uncalled for appearance. This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL And don't forget to follow Spittake media on... Instagram: https://bit.ly/3sms0AD Charlie's Instagram: https://bit.ly/37HcPIX Ryan's Instagram:

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00:40:06

#17 Man Dressed as POOP EMOJI Sets Off Stink Bomb at...

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2022/05/09

Just when you think you've heard it all...Ryan gets a one podcast suspension for a ridiculous suggestion and Wes has to fill in. The Useless News chugs along nonetheless, in the crazy and unbelievable but mostly useless news this week: A Man Steals a Lawnmower and Proceeds to Cut the Grass of the Mower Owners, A Women Poops Her Pants on a Plane then Escapes on Her Motorized Luggage, and a Man Hides From Cops Under Blanket. These stories and so much more this week on Useless News! This will take you

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00:49:52

#16 Squirrel Attacks Man Leaving him Significantly...

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2022/05/02

We are back with more Useless News. In the useless news this week a man gets attacked by a squirrel, a women gets stuck head first in an outhouse and a masked Alabama women steals a riding mower and a trailer. These stories and much more, this week on Useless News. This will take you too our new website! https://bit.ly/3g6eFHL And don't forget to follow Spittake media on... Instagram: https://bit.ly/3sms0AD Charlie's Instagram: https://bit.ly/37HcPIX Ryan's Instagram: https://bit.ly/3yQ7XwT Teddy's

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00:48:27

#15 Man Gets Scared at Haunted House and Shoots...

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2022/04/25

Useless News is back this week with another great episode. Even though Charlie, Teddy and Ryan are all tired due to having to wait for Teddy to finish his gaming session to start they still give you all you're useless news to keep you informed and well read (you're welcome). This week in the crazy and useless news world: Thousands Report Vomiting and Diarrhea After Eating Lucky Charms. Texas State Troopers Told to Lose Weights and Thieves Steal Thousands of Gallons of Diesel with Their Modified 2003

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01:06:38

#14 House For Sale in DC Comes with a Free Basement...

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2022/04/18

Useless news is back with more useless news. The news in this episode is especially funky. This week a pilot lied on his resume about having flying experience (which is the most important requirement I think), a construction company demolished the wrong house, and a professional baby namer is making 13 thousand bucks a name. Those stories and so much more as Charlie, Teddy and Ryan tell the Useless News!

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