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Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar?

Miserable Retail Slave

Tip Toeing the thin line between ridiculous and hilarious.

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37:06

221. Chum with Benefits

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2019/02/27

Flying solo/ Getting tired of being of people being disappointing (2:15)/ make your moms proud (4:00)/ lasers (5:00)/ never got that laser background (6:00)/ The wrong idea about GI Joe (7:41)/ class reunions (13:20)/ social media killed the class reunion (13:54)/ fart rock (16:22)/ the return of Narc Fist (16:53)/ The meaning of rock songs (17:48)/ liking people and people watching (19:14)/ a Retail story of a mumbler (20:00)/ blissful ignorance (23:24)/ Catfish of America (23:50)/ Catfish

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01:19:00

220. The "Garden Fresh" Prince

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2019/02/13

Epiphany + The new premise of the podcast is we search for our premise every week + The meaning of Todd/ Tommy’s epiphanies (2:29)/ The Beloved’s epiphany (3:01)/ Bidet talk (4:55)/ Tommy’s hand washing reward (6:13)/ Never been epiphany worthy (6:55)/ Pizza Talk (10:16)/ Livestream for the Cure 3 with the Epic Film (16:00)/ Ice Falls (20:04)/ Dave Coulier - our new arch enemy (23:10)/ Deserve (25:37)/ “I threw up in my mouth a little bit” (26:17)/ The Nacho Fiasco re-visited (27:30)/ Vanilla Ice

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01:04:44

219. All American Stepdad

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2019/01/30

Mr Punctual, a new super villain/ Yet Another Gas Station tale (2:47)/ Does Kid Rock remember Tommy? (3:30)/ “Just Do It” face tattoos (5:00)/ Greta Van Fleet on SNL/ are there tattoo counselors out there? (8:47)/ DIY tattoos and the straight line requirement (13:00)/ Tommy practices a joke (17:00)/ irrational fears and Heavy Metal Drive Thru (19:55)/ “I’m on the drug of life...they told me it was the best high” (24:00)/ Due for a mighty fall (31:00)/ A bar fall and black tar pit karma (33:33)/

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01:30:31

218. Netflix and Comfort

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2019/01/23

This time, we welcome one of our very first listeners ever to the show. The man, the myth, the legend: special guest, Armchair Producer Doug Goodwin!Can you ride a bike?/ an outlier for a lot of things (1:20)/ an untold story of the bike (3:20)/ The Tomato Throw (6:50)/ “Playboy” Tommy Thompson (13:00)/ Armchair Producer Doug Goodwin (13:46)/ getting listeners is like trying to dig out of Shawshank (19:41)/ how did Doug meet his wife (22:06)/ Doug’s old school online dating adventures (29:10)/

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01:12:55

217. The Gas Station Ballad of Johnny Sonata

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2019/01/11

Other people’s pets/ Tommy is a dog and Randy is a cat (1:00)/ Zeppelin, the lost cat (1:44)/ Pet antivaxxers (2:20)/ Plenty of Fish name change (4:35)/ Damien and Jake the Snake Facts (6:00)/ Head over heels and fear of flips (7:00)/ The Spit Curse (9:50)/ 2019 new you (16:23)/ Batman and Robin and being a George Clooney Batman (18:00)/ The Sweatpants Mentality (20:00)/ Cheers and We need a throwback ‘80s theme song (21:00)/ The Gas Station Troubadour at the McGasStation (24:50)/ The guitar guy at

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01:05:02

216. #Swipelife

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/12/28

Animals are getting sassier/ Tommy talks about the deep sea (3:00)/ a wall of geese (5:00)/ Tommy finally agrees that he has polka dot eyes (8:00)/ Possum talk (9:35)/ Possum the Peanuts (11:02)/ Confidence (12:47)/ Christmas (21:00)/ watching a Salvation Army bell ringer slowly lose his mind (24:15)/Springsteen on Broadway (26:22)/ Every man should be a Bruce Springsteen (28:13)/ no hope for an online dater (35:02)/ online dating ads/ #swipelife/ “I’ll be some girl’s cuddledud” (36:00)/ MRS speed

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01:11:21

215. Shuffling Pajama Idiots

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/12/12

The Shuffling Pajama Idiots/ The promise of the text message (1:30)/ these horrible texts (2:00)/ why are there spelling errors in texts (3:00) / people need a good ducking (3:20)/ an app to compose texts for you (4:00)/ “I don’t fear the robot apocalypse because my iPhone battery won’t last more than 10 hours” (6:30)/ you better bag yourself a Wanda (9:03)/ outtie bellybuttons (14:00)/ “I’ve got problems for days and miles to drive, tell no lies and talk no jive” (16:00)/ Alcohol - the smartest

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50:56

214. Mister Worldy

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/12/11

Mr Worldly is about to speak: it’s better to be weird (2:02)/ normal people at comedy shows (5:20)/ Talking to the typical Michigan Male (5:55)/ the beautiful thing about idiots is they’re sincere about everything (9:46)/ Tommy is the Bob Ross of Comedy - Happy little Jokes 16:18)/ Snow plow season (17:32)/ who will rule the driveways: Fred or Frank? (19:30)/ Talking Taft (21:37)/ Sean Connery on Rosie O’ Donnell (23:05)/ Taft gets stuck in a bathtub and loves bathtubs (25:55)/ The Future is Sweet

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01:00:39

213. The Six Fingers of Abe

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/11/21

Surly Temple and the stunning optimist/ Tommy Horse Noise (1:15)/ children are our future (1:45)/ do believe in luck (4:25)/ The universe is a merry prankster (5:45)/ The story of an Abe Lincoln impersonator (6:30)/ Fabio vs the Seagulls (8:10)/ The six fingers of Abe (13:29)/ Give me a solid Taft (15:20)/ John Tyler talk (16:23)/ The lessons of Gabe Lincoln (18:24)/ Thanksgiving Special (22:23)/ Yams (23:30)/ White meat vs Dark meat (26:16)/ why do we talk to babies (30:00)/ Haley Joel Osment

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01:04:03

212. The Skid Mark Assassin

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/11/16

Macho Kool Aid Man/ how did cavemen function without energy drinks? (1:30)/ leave tastes alone BUT IT’S NOT ENOUGH FOR ME (3:20)/ where have we been? (10:00)/ holidays (10:30)/ ominous plans for the future (12:45)/ Tommy Conscious (13:20)/ Randy’s very 1st baby picture (14:45)/ Tommy and Randy’s Big Night Out (17:25)/ Dance Party (19:15)/ Tommy becomes a band groupie (21:40)/ The drunkest woman (23:00)/ Matt the major dudebro (27:00)/ Electric Ladies (28:10)/ The key to getting all the ladies

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01:12:26

211. The Great GIF Crisis

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/10/08

Randy’s Career Fair: GIF farmer/ Communication is hard these days (2:00)/ The Great GIF Crisis (2:50)/ The Office (6:34)/ Do you even know what makes a magical GIF work? (8:16)/ Tommy has thoughts about a Marc Maron meme (12:53)/ No adults know how to actually adult (15:00)/ Stephen Colbert’s thoughts on comedy (16:20)/ Stealing someone’s birthday thunder (17:30)/ Stealing moments between gas stations (19:36)/ you can tell how old a man is by how curved his hat’s bill is (20:00)/ A gas station

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01:02:11

210. Stay Awake

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/09/28

We become a true crime podcast/ A dog playing frisbee (2:30)/ Tommy forgets his tattoos/ The man with the adult coloring book arms (4:00)/ Greta Van Fleet And Frankenmuth, Michigan/ “In the name of Fido, I commit vengeance upon her person...”/ The Spider Behind You (11:50)/ EB White (12:30)/ A weird week: walking on a flaming carrot (13:55)/ being rich is a waste to a slob (16:36)/ Eminem vs Machine Gun Kelly and Rap Devil talk (18:00)/ older Eminem albums (19:00)/ Poetry Battles: ee cummings diss

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01:04:13

209. Poe

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/08/26

Getting up in the morning is a waste of time (3:30)/ Randy is a catch-22 (4:00)/ Voodoo Priest John Madden and his curse (5:00)/ Sunday Scaries and Summer Scaries (6:52)/ exploring things (9:30)/ A crazy Detroit Adventure: of live nude girls, Optimus Prime, and beer (10:00)/ Pistachios, the Infinite Nut (15:00)/ Quality Question: why do people try to craft the perfect joke when it’ll never beat a well-times fart? (19:10)/ The Farting Comedian (19:52)/ Hooters is shutting down after recent study says

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01:25:22

208. Hollering at Your Jalapeños

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/08/17

Hey. How was your summer? We're back. The wedding guest/ going to a wedding with someone you’ve never met or talked to/ an online dating open invitation (2:03)/ slaying it like Bugs Bunny at his finest (3:03)/ the age when “maybe” became a “no” (5:58)/ Meatloaf philosophy (7:34)/ poetry in motion (8:54)/ the judgmental round (10:10)/ Tommy likes drawing seahorses as kids (10:47)/ is the Bermuda Triangle ok now? (12:46)/ Mr Everything (17:42)/ perpetually frustrated (20:14)/ overreaction theater:

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01:12:08

207. If My Face Was A Drug, I'd Sell It By The Instagram

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/07/24

Flying cars/ Nonstop Glee/ The Legend of Wacky Warren (1:57)/ Tide Pod challengers (2:30)/ Flirting with girls in a flying car (3:24)/ Cheesy or Corny: which is the worst food descriptor (3:45)/ Proper Bro-tocol (5:09)/ Tommy’s Beard and transformation into a skunk ape (6:05)/ Tommy’s impeccable brows (6:51)/ Bacon obsessions (10:19)/ an intervention for Tommy (10:42)/ A middle age choose your own adventure (13:00)/ Woodie Wagon cars (15:00)/ Elon Musk pledges to help with the Flint water crisis

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56:31

206. (Skin) Deep Thinkers

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/07/10

Recorded on the road to Lansing, MI... Post Malone, face tattoos, “Always Tired”, and adjectives on your face/ Skin Deep Thinkers (1:28)/ Inviting celebrities to your wedding (1:45)/ Riding on the roof of your car (6:16)/ Road trip stunt tales (8:43)/ mooning tales (9:41)/ online dating nonsense and Kayak (14:23)/ a text message sent (17:21)/ opening up a barely town convenience store (17:41)/ creating a dating app for customers to hit on retail employees (23:49)/ “Straight Up Randy (27:17)/

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01:09:56

205. Don Juan Casanova of Studville

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/07/02

Tommy’s Maroon 5 haircut/ Mick Foley (:45)/ Too many “ladder falls to the face” (1:00)/ A ladder-cage Match aka Hell in the Cell (WWE King of the Ring 1998) (1:22)/ “He’s like Johnny Knoxville, if Johnny Knoxville was a complete and total anarchist, nihilist, and masochist (3:02)/ Randy’s first job (3:30)/ The Miserable WrestleTalk Podcast/ Late fees are stupid (4:40)/ Taking an IQ test to get a video store job (5:15)/ Redbox users are the most entitled people (6:30)/ “I would turtle like Claude

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10:18

Tangents of the Damned 2. Deadpool vs Waylon Jennings

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/06/25

We've been known to go on tangents during episodes of Miserable Retail Slave, so here they are. Smaller, bite-sized episodes of your favorite big, dumb comedy show: Tangents of the Damned. In this short, mini-episode, we talk about Deadpool, pick our favorite Ryan Reynolds movies, get nostalgic about skate parties, and cringe at the thought of the couples skate. Heroes/ Tommy lies about never seeing a super hero movie/ Deadpool interrupts Stephen Colbert’s monologue on The Late Show (1:25)/

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01:04:03

204. Just Ask

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/06/19

It’s that time of year where people are graduating high school/ one more graduating class to remind you how old you’re getting (1:29)/ definition of “sexist” (2:29)/ Can we get published guidelines for all the PC words we should be saying? (3:29)/ a refreshingly honest graduation speech (4:25)/ school is weird (5:30)/ what percentage of kids go to college now? (6:14)/ Randy’s shattered dreams (7:03)/ still best friends with your high school best friend(8:31)/ skate or die! (12:00)/ “I guess round

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42:22

203. Deep Don Knotts Sniff

Cehennemden Kurtulman?n Yollar? ·

2018/06/11

Tommy doesn’t know the difference between slur and slang/ The Pre-Date / The pre-date rulebook/ “no one’s ever been charming in the presence of a scone”/ 2018 - The Year of Scumbags and Forced Apologies/ The Internet - we’re in the business of boning/ That Active Shooter game/ Tommy’s living his best life/ if aliens came to Earth, how long until someone wanted to eat them?/ Octopi are aliens / The Giant Squid/ Hugs from Bigfoot/ Tommy’s Soapbox/Will we take a hike? and Weird Tommy/Quality Question :

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