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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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5:09:48

November 5, 2025: KarmicX VS. Pat Dixon! Michael Ray...

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2025/11/05

Karmic has been on the outs with Kevin Brennan, as the old man has begun to play with the northern Minnesota slow like a cat with a ball of redacted yarn. Pat Dixon got the link for MLC with Kevin Brennan again recently to help pile on to KarmicX. This could signal another turning for the podcast most popular for parading loser's lives out for our amusement. Michael Ray Bower has some reflections about his life, and compares himself to comedic genius John Candy. ...

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4:18:06

November 3, 2025: KarmicX Masked Up! Lost Boy Chad...

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2025/11/03

Chad Zumock is glad that people aren't paying attention to him, because he's really been on a rampage against his former fans lately. Call it lack of talent, frustration at meager earnings, or just disdain for women stemming from his lack of game, but The Z-Man is losing it! Momma and Josh discover cookie butter. And did you see Karmic's new mask? What a stud! Hubba hubba! ...

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5:23:11

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: Steel Toe’s FREEDOM Spooktacular!...

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2025/10/31

Aaron Imholte is out of jail, and of course he's declaring it a win for the toe! With the lowest numbers he's ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. ...

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5:43:40

October 29, 2025: The KIKI Crash! Keanu & Geno Are DONE!

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2025/10/29

Keanu and Geno aka The Biscontes cannot stop screwing up! Geno is fresh out of the Cumia compound, finding out just how small his fanbase and talent can get him in the real world. Keanu cannot stop betraying her friends and teaming up with the most hated personalities in the Dabbleverse. With very little options, fans and money, watching this pathetic midwit couple flounder around the internet is peak entertainment for anyone with functioning brain cells. ...

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2:53:07

NLO SPECIAL! Friday Morning Court Report!

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2025/10/24

Patrick had his hearing this morning. Nick is in his hearing now. Aaron is out of jail. Keanu and Geno did comedy last night and we have the tapes! Chad can't stop emailing Patrick while drunk in the middle of the night. Let's HANG about it! ...

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4:04:51

October 23, 2025: KarmicX CRASHES OUT At Home!...

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2025/10/23

KarmicX is back home in Minnesota, and it's already taking a toll on the sad slow! He's screaming, he's blocking, and he's throwing tantrums the lines of which we've never seen. It won't be long until he's back on a plane to Cincinatti to calm himself with another caramel frappe! Michael Ray Bower continues his sulk by ramping up his content production. Josh and Momma have some advice to how to mix chicken with duck sauce. ...

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4:47:29

October 22, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK Is FEELING! KarmicX...

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2025/10/22

Charles Chance walks us down memory lane by reliving some high school glory days. Chad Zumock is mad that the internet has discovered his secret girlfriend and emails Patrick to tell him to lay off after hallucinating an attack that didn't happen. We watch his show with Dr. Steve and Tony Mazur to see the Mudshark become a beta before our very eyes. KarmicX has received money to buy himself a sexy devil mask that he's been fantasizing about for months, but refuses to actually follow through. One of

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4:53:51

October 21, 2025: Karmic Gets Conned! Chad Zumock...

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2025/10/21

Chad Zumock has been back from his trip to Cleveland for a week, and you won't believe it but he's completely gone back on his word to only do members streams for the rest of the month. Watch as the clueless and talentless boob tries to do a morning show, only to flame out after an hour by admitting he has nothing. Karmic is still camping out at his girlfriend's house, postponing his return to reality and the inevitable crash that will come the minute he gets back on Minnesota soil. While he's been

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3:55:00

October 17, 2025: Metropolitan Detective! Chad’s...

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2025/10/17

We've got a busy day, and Patrick is here for it! Three BANGER shows, including This Little Piggy later and a Members Only stream tonight. Grab your popcorn and join Patrick for this early morning kickoff to what promises to be an eventful day. Charles Chance took some time away from checking in with the internet, but he's back and we wanna know what's been going on. We're finally continuing the Metropolitan Detective saga, nearing ever-closer to the end of the series. Chad Zumock is back from his

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4:28:24

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: Aaron Imholte Goes To JAIL!...

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2025/10/17

Aaron Imholte is going to jail for non-consensual dissemination of sexual images, aka revenge porn. He will be in the clink for over a week, and the spin and deflection this week has been majestic! As Aaron checks in to his new county digs, we break down the situation. Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting

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4:48:06

October 15, 2025: Content Buffet! Richard Leland Neal...

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2025/10/15

Patrick has been running around putting out fires in places you don't even want to know about! Today we jump back in to some favorites we haven't talked about in awhile, from Richard Leland Neal to Crazy Joe to Tony Michael Johns - worker! Keanu and Geno are back at rock-bottom viewer numbers and we take a look at why people don't seem to be digging their nontent! Aaron Imholte gets some bad news about his upcoming jail sentence for his conviction on revenge porn charges. We dive in to the P.O. Box

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5:46:27

October 8, 2025: Failed Comedian CHAD ZUMOCK Is...

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2025/10/08

Chad Zumock is having a rough life. After being rejected by his mother, father, stepfather, women everywhere, his radio career, Los Angeles comedians, New York comedians, Florida comedians, podcasting associates, several co-hosts and guests, and comedy bookers worldwide, he's having a bit of a FEELING day. Watch as we unpack Chad's latest meltdown, brought on by his last-resort style show which focuses on making fun of more talented and successful podcasters and lashing out at chat participants for

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3:50:27

October 6, 2025: Chad Zumock Being Chad Zumock! Keanu...

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2025/10/07

Another month of the Dabbleverse brings another month of the same idiots doing the same old stuff they always do! Chad is busy trying to ruin other people's gigs to somehow elevate the sad remnants of his sad little comedy career. Keanu and Geno are being as redacted as usual, blissfully unaware that they are the laughing stocks of this entire segment of the internet and not understanding anything that's happening around them. ichard Leland Neal is claiming that Patrick has made threats on his life

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3:25:31

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Conviction Show!...

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2025/10/03

Aaron Imholte is now a convicted revenge pornographer and has been sentenced to serve 15 days in the county jail. Of course the spin from Aaron began almost immediately, and the dullest amongst us have started getting it wrong. You can count on TLP for accurate information and analysis in a sea of Kikis and Genos getting it all wrong! Join Patrick, Tookie, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man

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5:26:41

September 30, 2025: STEEL TOE Sentencing! KARMICX...

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2025/09/30

Aaron Imholte is headed back to court this morning, and many people are sure to be covering what happens with the pretend radio man as one of his legal battles possibly comes to an end. With new charges dropping on Monday, it's likely that this isn't going to go well for our little Mooby. Let's hear your predictions and see the fallout live! It's been just a couple of months since KarmicX met and fell for his love, Felicia Gillespie, and the small town Minnesota boy is really going through it. Let's

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5:11:00

OLD BOOT GOOFIN’! A Steel Toe Retrospective Show!

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2025/09/26

Join Patrick and Moody as they discuss everything Steel Toe Morning Show used to be and what Aaron Imholte has become today. ...

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4:40:59

September 24, 2025: Karmic Get ANGRY At Life! Kiki...

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2025/09/24

Karmic is having a meltdown now that he's back in his simple home in his simple town with his simple life. A grown man yelling and screaming at inanimate objects, a software company, and the sky is not a becoming trait that women seek when pursuing a partner. Keanu C. Thompson takes the torch from Aaron Imholte. patting herself on the back for breaking up the Pretty Antisocial duo by fabricating a world where she is good at things. Aaron makes some moves in the court system and continues to delude

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4:15:18

September 22, 2025: Bower Gets Dark! Can Lemmi Fly...

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2025/09/22

KarmicX is home and the dopamine from his time with mid witch Felicia Gillespie is making him question his entire life as he tries to get clean for her. Joey C lets his wife perform a wedding in their living room and it gives viewers quite a lot to behold. Lemmi and Granny, pseudo-stars of the Dabbleverse have split up and Granny seems very bitter about it. Michael Ray Bower makes some distressing statements in his latest cry for help video. Patrick gets an email from Richard Leland Neal and it

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5:10:41

THE VIEW: We Just Watchin’ Over Here!

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2025/09/20

Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Karmic Chameleon! You come and go! You can't come and almost never go anywhere! Let's get to watchin'! ...

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7:12:40

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: September 19, 2025

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2025/09/19

Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement. ...

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