It"s New Orleans: Psych Ward

Can you catch cancer? How about OCD?You or really anyone else won’t catch cancer or OCD. So relax. But first… Nurse Sonja brings up a delicate personnel matter with Miss Mary Indigo. Dr. Ross has to put on his superintendent hat because Miss Indigo inexplicably wants to take a day off, and that sort of thing isn’t tolerated at Psych Ward. You know how it is.Eschatologyand all that. What to do if you catch cancer: The good Doctor then saves his mom from catching cancer. He

Dr Ross and Nurse Sonja Watkins discussTrichotillomaniaand interview several patients. Dr Ross shares his near-death experience with an aggressive pigeon at Winn-Dixie. Before we get to the Trichotillomania calls, let’s check in with you. Are you OK? Maybe you should take off your jumpsuit and lay down on the table and let Dr Ross and Nurse Sonja take a good, long look at your medulla oblongata. Dr Ross saves a 9 year old kid from being a victim of Polio. Stay away from thePearl River unless

Lunar Lunacy. Does the moon drive people crazy? You bet your sweet coccyx it does. Lunar Lunacy is a thing, but how does the moon affect all your bodily fluids? Dr. Ross Shields answers this and other questions not answered in the American Psychiatric Journal of Medicine. Meet Phillip Mansario: First patient: Phillip Mansario from San Diego. The moon really messed with him. As a Maritime Officer in Shipping, Mr. Mansario faces constant exposure to the moon. Despite not having a vagina, Dr. Ross

Would you like to know how to quit smoking? Dr. Ross Shields can help you start stopping. If you want to quit smoking, just understand that you can’t stop without starting to stop. No one knows this more than Dr. Ross. Let us pray. Whether you smoke 2 packs a day or 14 packs a day, Dr. Ross can help. He himself is a smoker, so he gets it. His secret: he inhales the smoke into his diaphragm, not his lungs. Before he begins, Dr. Ross talks about the Bentley he bought in LaJolla. He uses it for

So you want to legally buy a gun. Can you legally buy a gun if you are mentally ill? No. Very sorry. It’s not going to be possible. One gun salesman suggests trying Arizona. He informs us that you can, however, buy ammo. Does that help? Dr. Ross really needs this gun. He fears for his life. Sure, the fears are probably irrational, but having a gun would make him feel better. But, it isn’t in the cards for him. He is, after all, not only the Doctor and Superintendent of Psych Ward

Former New Orleans Radio DJ (WZRH 106.1 The Zephyr) Ross Shields opens up about Bipolar Disorder, Cancer, Hurricane Katrina, and living with Don, his cat who has been diagnosed with Borderline Personality Disorder. Before getting to the Bipolar Disorder stuff, meet Ross Shields: Selling shoes isn’t easy in Louisiana. It might be the humidity or it might not. Shields is neither a Meteorologist nor a Podiatrist. Despite these challenges, he chased his dream of being a shoe salesman in Louisiana