Editor: My name is Michael Parrish. I, like many others, live on a meager disability income. A local vet clinic recognizes this and charges far less than any other. The doctors are terrific, and the staff are too. I have ten stray cats that no one wants so their feeding and housing are solely mine. They’ve dug their sharp little claws into my heart and refuse to let go. By the way, I was never a cat person until they kept showing up here. Their trust and love is hard-earned, unlike dogs, whic...

The Punchline Report - February 1st, 2025Hey there, laugh seekers! Welcome to The Punchline Report, where we turn news into nonsense and daily life into delightful chaos. I'm your host, Charlie Chase.Breaking news: Scientists have just announced that social media scrolling is now officially classified as cardio. That's right, folks - all those hours of thumb-swiping through cat videos and food pics are finally paying off! My personal trainer says I'm in the best shape of my life. I showed him how

Palafrugell ha posat en marxa un nou servei gratuït de préstec de carretons de la compra per fomentar el comerç de proximitat i promoure hàbits més sostenibles. El projecte, anomenat Carring, s’ha estrenat com a prova pilot amb un dispensador automatitzat davant del Mercat de la Carn. La voluntat és reduir la dependència del vehicle privat i el consum de bosses d’un sol ús.

Good morning, this is Virginia Beach Local Pulse for December 27, 2024.We're starting off with some breaking news from the past few days. A devastating apartment fire in Virginia Beach displaced 12 people just ahead of Christmas, and a family lost their home in a destructive house fire in Great Neck, leaving two injured and a cat and ferret missing[1]. On a more positive note, hundreds of meals were served to those in need in Virginia Beach on Christmas Eve, and a local woman played Santa for teens

Good morning, this is Virginia Beach Local Pulse for Friday, December 27, 2024. We're starting with some breaking news from the past few days in our city. A devastating apartment fire in Virginia Beach displaced 12 people just ahead of Christmas, and a family lost their home in a destructive house fire in Great Neck, leaving two injured and a cat and ferret missing[1].Moving on to the job market, Virginia Beach continues to exhibit stability amidst national fluctuations. The latest job market report

Amb l’arribada de Setmana Santa, Palafrugell ha reforçat els serveis d’atenció al visitant i de seguretat a les zones de platja. Des d’aquest dissabte, 12 d’abril, s’han posat en marxa els punts d’informació turística de Calella de Palafrugell i Llafranc, i com a novetat d’enguany, també ha obert l’oficina de la Policia Local a Calella per Setmana Santa.

The Smile File - December 28, 2024Hey there, smile seekers! Welcome to The Smile File, where we turn everyday chaos into comedy gold. I'm your host, bringing you the last laughs of 2024!Speaking of chaos, has anyone else noticed that the hottest trend right now is AI-powered personal stylists? My friend tried one and it suggested she pair Crocs with a formal gown because, quote, it creates a balanced approach to modern elegance. Balanced? She looked like Cinderella having an identity crisis!And let

El local social de la Sauleda organitza un cicle de tallers gratuïts per promoure el benestar emocional de les persones majors de 18 anys. La iniciativa, titulada Píndoles de benestar emocional, inclou tres sessions de dues hores impartides pel psicòleg Pau López.

The Smile File - December 21, 2024Hey there, smile seekers! Welcome to The Smile File, where we find the funny in everything. I'm your host, bringing you sunshine on this winter solstice - literally the darkest day of the year, but hey, at least it's all uphill from here!Speaking of up, have you seen the latest trend of people decorating their robot vacuums as tiny sleighs? My social feed is full of Roombas wearing reindeer antlers and pulling miniature presents around living rooms. I tried it with

Funny News Fix - December 6th, 2024Hey there, laugh seekers! Welcome to Funny News Fix, where we turn headlines into punchlines. I'm your host, bringing you the funniest take on today's news and life's little absurdities.First up, scientists announced they've discovered a new way to communicate with cats. Apparently, they've developed an AI translator for cat meows. Finally, we can understand what our cats are saying, though I suspect it's mostly just them reminding us we're their servants and

The Smile File - December 18, 2024Hey there, happiness hunters! Welcome to The Smile File, where we turn your Wednesday wobbles into wonderful giggles. I'm your host, spreading joy like butter on hot toast - except I'm actually good at it, unlike my attempts at making breakfast this morning.Speaking of disasters, have you seen the trending news about the first AI-powered holiday gift recommendation system? Apparently, it suggested someone buy their cat-loving grandmother a dog whistle and their

6 people were forced to evacuate, but sadly the pet cat didn't survive. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Smile File - December 9th, 2024Hey there, happiness hunters! Welcome to The Smile File, where we turn your Monday blues into Monday woos! I'm your host, spreading joy faster than my aunt Sharon spreads gossip at family reunions.Speaking of spreading things, have you seen this new trend where people are teaching their pets to use AI voice assistants? My neighbor's cat apparently ordered 47 cans of tuna through their smart speaker. The delivery guy's face when he realized the order was placed by

Xavi Jonama presentarà la formació Jonama & Companyia en un concert i sopar aquest divendres, 4 d’abril. A les 18 hores, actuarà al costat de Biel Castelló al local del Consell de la Gent Gran de Palafrugell, a la plaça 11 de Setembre. Presentaran una proposta de guitarra i veu amb un repertori eclèctic i tavernari.

The Smile File - December 6th, 2024Hey there, sunshine seekers! Welcome to The Smile File, where we turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud memories. I'm your host, bringing you the brightest parts of life with a side of giggles.So, have you seen the latest trend? People are now training their pets to respond to AI voice commands. My neighbor tried this with her cat - spoiler alert: total disaster. The AI kept saying feed me in cat language, and now her furball thinks 3 AM is the perfect time for

MORRIS — Former Pipestone Area Schools multi-sport athlete Ryan Woodbury is preparing for his final game of the season for the University of Minnesota-Morris. Woodbury, also a former player at Minnesota West Community and Technical College, is a junior defensive back. The Cougars will play Martin Luther College (New Ulm) at Big Cat Stadium this Saturday at 1 p.m. Woodbury had one unassisted tackle in this past Saturday’s 47-27 victory over Westminster in Fulton, Mo. He has played in eight of ...

Pumpkin the cat has become a beloved local icon in Athens, where he lives at the County Board of Elections.

The Smile File - November 27th, 2024Hey there, happiness hunters! Welcome to The Smile File, where we find the funny in everything. I'm your host, bringing you your daily dose of giggles.So, have you seen the latest trend? People are now buying AI-powered pet translators. Yeah, apparently, they tell you what your pet is thinking. My friend got one for her cat, and according to the translator, her cat said, I quote: Please stop buying me silly outfits and calling me Mr. Whiskertons the Third. My name