PODCAST

We Hired a Sitter For This

Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.

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Ep. 206 “Podcast After Dark”

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2025/09/17

Patrick and Ross fire up the mics late at night for a looser, spicier edition of the pod. They riff on everything from their daughter’s new kindergarten routines (homework packets already?!) to class, fashion, and political hypocrisy. The conversation veers into ADHD, social media overload, MAGA neighbors, and how billionaires bunker down while the rest of us just try to live.Ross spills insider fashion-world tea (Alexander Wang, Dolce & Gabbana, and Kristen Chenoweth catching strays), while

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Ep. 205 “Depression del Toro” LIMITED EPISODE

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2025/09/10

Podcast Title: We Hired a Sitter For This🎙️ With Ross Erin Martineau away this week, Patrick Holbert takes the mic solo — juggling comedy career updates, family life, and mental health check-ins all in one episode. 🎭 Patrick’s got a packed schedule: Sept 11 – Grisly Pair (West Village, midnight show) Sept 12–13 – Providence Comedy Connection featuring for Ian Fidance Next weekend (Thurs–Sat) – Stress Factory New Jersey with Ian Fidance 📺 On the road, Patrick and Ian are also

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Ep. 204 “Delusional” LIMITED EPISODE

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2025/09/04

On We Hired a Sitter For This, Ross Erin Martineau (doula) and Patrick Holbert (comedian/dad) dig into financial anxiety, summer camp costs, and why Patrick wrote “Vision without solvency is delusion” in his morning pages. A scrapped camping trip led to a Governor’s Island adventure filled with chaotic meals, a $40 surrey bike mishap, and Fran’s big leap into kindergarten.

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Ep. 203 “Eat. Pray. Dude.” LIMITED EPISODE

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2025/08/27

🎙️ Show Summary: WE HIRED A SITTER FOR THIS Episode 203 "Eat. Pray. Dude."Patrick Holbert and Ross Erin Martineau reflect on the growing pains of their podcast, including low YouTube numbers (just 30 views last week) and shifting focus from couple talk to parenting content. They dive into the hellscape of social media moderation, noting Instagram’s tendency to flag pro-immigrant posts, and touch on troubling global politics like North Korea cozying up to Russia. Patrick recounts awkward

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Ep. 202 “The Learning Channel” LIMITED EPISODE

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2025/08/20

join up with us on patreon to hear the last 15 minutes of this episode. just two bucks a month!Patrick and Ross reflect on a vacation in Connecticut and the impact of personal experiences on their podcast narrative. Ross provides insights on the Biggest Loser documentary, critiquing unhealthy weight loss practices and exploitation tactics in reality TV. Patrick expresses remorse over previous reality TV production, highlighting the ethical issues faced by participants, especially minors. Rising

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Ep. 201 “Mucky Bottom” LIMITED EPISODE

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2025/08/16

To hear the full episode, join our patreon! www.patreon.com/wehiredasitterFamily code for bodily functions developed by Ross's daughter emphasizes creative family communication and humor. Ross completed a three-week working vacation, balancing remote work with quality family time, to improve work-life harmony. Franny engaged in hands-on activities like holding a blue macaw, showcasing the educational value of family outings, particularly to the Mystic Aquarium. Ross and Heather

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Ep. 200 “Pinched Nerve Remedy” FULL EPISODE

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2025/08/06

Celebrated recording of Episode 200 of "We Hired a Sitter for This," highlighting milestone achievements in active podcast engagement since launch.Recorded Episode 199, described as a 'fragmented mess,' due to a delay, with plans to include a newly recorded intro to enhance the narrative. Current recording location in Maine emphasizes privacy and personal safety, specifically at friends' home, which reflects a strategic choice for content creation. Personal challenges discussed include

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Ep. 199 “Block Island” FULL EPISODE

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2025/08/06

Hosts are traveling 'troubadours' and 'rubber tramps,' reflecting a unique podcast format inspired by Bob Dylan's terminology. Currently, there are seven Patreon subscribers supporting the podcast, encouraging more audience engagement through patreon.com/wehiredasitter. The host shared a personal story about having their phone stolen, hinting at future content but maintaining an optimistic tone. It marks the first solo vacation for the hosts in years, allowing for 33 hours of child-free

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Ep. 198 “We Got Doored” FULL EPISODE

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2025/07/23

OverviewPatrick and Ross are co-parenting in NYC, focusing this episode on first aid and safety after a bicycle accident involving Patrick and Franny. Franny attends a wilderness summer camp run by their friend Kirsten, with the family opting for bicycle transportation due to NYC traffic. The accident occurred after Patrick installed a new front basket on the bicycle, with an Uber passenger opening a car door into their path. Franny sustained three clean cuts requiring wound

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Ep. 197 “Choke On It” LIMITED EPISODE

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2025/07/16

OverviewPodcast nearing milestone of 200 episodes, with plans for celebratory content and highlight reels. Patrick announced upcoming comedy shows in Dallas (July 18-20) and Hanover (August 23, 2025), increasing audience engagement. Ross completed BLS CPR certification, meeting requirements for continuing doula work and enhancing professional qualifications. CPR training involved a diverse group, including a nun and nursing students, emphasizing varied participant backgrounds.

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Ep. 196 “Liquid Billionaires”

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2025/07/09

OverviewEpisode 196 of 'We Hired a Sitter for This' recorded on July 7, 2025, with hosts reflecting on a successful comedy performance despite a small audience. YouTube channel viewership is limited to 17 views, risking a drop to 14 due to early episode cursing. Discussed themes in the 'Ocean Gate' documentary, highlighting safety negligence in underwater exploration linked to wealthy individuals and current political commentary. Patrick reflecting on his 22-year NYC journey as a

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Ep. 195 “Long Balls and a Broken Foot”

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2025/07/02

Support the podcast by becoming a patreon member! www.patreon.com/wehiredasitterFollow Patrick & Ross on social media: @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Overview Episode 195 of 'We Hired a Sitter for This' features Patrick recording solo due to Ross's injury; highlights adaptability in content creation. Zoron Momdani's win in the Democratic mayoral primary nomination sparked satirical takes from Patrick, showcasing engagement with current events. Patrick battled strep

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Ep. 194 “What a Doozy” LIMITED EPISODE

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2025/06/25

Join the patreon to hear the full episode! www.patreon.com/wehiredasitterFollow us on socials @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Overview Patrick's daughter Franny consistently damages tissue boxes, prompting discussions on structured parenting approaches to address her behavior effectively. Notable demographic shift in NYC polling sites with younger, queer-appearing workers replacing elderly Latino volunteers, highlighting changing community dynamics. Voting error occurred

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Ep. 193 “Fascist Season” LIMITED EPISODE

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2025/06/18

Join the patreon to hear the full version of this episode! www.patreon.com/wehiredasitterFollow Patrick & Ross on social media! @itspatrickholbert @itsrosserinmartineau Discussion centered on Brad Lander's arrest by ICE, raising concerns about his potential mayoral candidacy amid local political unrest. Commentary on Trump’s presidency led to fears surrounding an emerging fascist state in the USA, with a nuanced debate contrasting it against communism. Highlights from the

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Ep. 192 “Wonka War” LIMITED EPISODE

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2025/06/11

To hear the full episode, join our patreon at www.patreon.com/wehiredasitterFor a couple bucks, you get the full unedited episodes. For a couple bucks more after that you get extra bonus episodes and content. And the peace of mind of knowing you're supporting our little passion project of self expression and over-sharing Overview Ross recorded his first solo podcast episode (Episode 192) due to scheduling conflicts with Patrick, highlighting the challenges posed by their busy work

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Ep. 191 “In Awe of Thou” LIMITED EPISODE

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2025/06/04

OverviewIn this episode of the podcast, hosts Patrick and Ross share exciting show announcements, including upcoming performances in New York City, Dallas, and Portland, while also marking Pride month. Ross discusses her recent success in completing an exam for her lactation specialist training, which covers all approaches to feeding infants and highlights the challenges of medical terminology and calculations involved. The pair reflect on the rigorous certification processes for lactation

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Ep. 190 “Rest in Paws”

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2025/05/28

OverviewCommitment to Dog Ownership: Hosts reflect on their bond with dog Peggy; highlight long-term responsibilities and emotional impact. Discuss preparing for parenthood through experiences with Peggy; emphasize the emotional weight of pet mortality. Parenting Challenges with Franny: Analyze behavioral issues, including emotional outbursts and evolving tantrums as she ages. Discuss strategies for managing parental stress, maintaining calm, and the importance of boundaries while

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Ep. 189 “A Knife to the Joke Fight” LIMITED EPISODE

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2025/05/21

To hear the whole episode, sign up for the patreon- www.patreon.com/wehiredasitterAlso, give us both a follow: @itspatrickholbert & @itsrosserinmartineau On this episode: Balance & Mental Health: Patrick emphasizes the benefits of cycling over driving in NYC for mental health. Highlights personal challenges of juggling multiple jobs and family commitments, stressing the importance of self-care. Artistic Influence: Names Jesse Wells, Fiona Apple, and Edan as key inspirations for

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Ep. 188 “No Free Refills”

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2025/05/14

Hi it's really Patrick writing up here on the top. The AI summary is below. Just wanted to pop in and say thanks for listening. We appreciate it! If you haven't yet considered joining our patreon, here's the page with all the info: https://patreon.com/wehiredasitterAlso, remember you can follow both of us on IG where we do a lot of communicating: @itsrosserinmartineau and @itspatrick holbert Lastly, I wanted to share the links to my special again. It's on all the platforms and from what I

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Ep. 187 “Cultural Casserole” LIMITED EPISODE

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2025/05/07

Join the patreon for the cost of a deli cup of coffee per month to hear this whole episodewww.patreon.com/wehiredasitter COVID-19 Recovery & Family Health: Ross recovering from COVID-19; family quarantine ongoing. Franny & Patrick tested negative. Dog Peggy had stomach issue—vet visit led to unexpected X-ray, but charges were reduced after no serious issue found. Veterinary Costs Impact: Recurring expenses for Peggy's arthritis treatment; unexpected vet bills led to using a

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