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The Comedian Next Door

John Branyan

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62:52

Riff 60 - Comedy Venn Diagrams from Botox Eyelids

The Comedian Next Door ·

2025/10/09

In our chat, we cover everything from the sacred duty of picking terrible game night music to the Olympic sport of treating red lights like polite suggestions. We swap Botox horror stories that double as “Guess Who?” games, laugh at language quirks that make menus sound like dares, and wonder how comedy evolved from Shakespearean insults to TikTok dances.We debate the etiquette of roundabouts (are they traffic circles or friendship tests?) and the subtle art of waving at other drivers

50:06

TCND: You Need More than Podcasts (Crispy Cuppy-Roni)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2024/04/08

Hey, Neighbor!Papa John's is selling a pizza featuring crispy "cuppy-roni." This is worth mentioning at LEAST a few times this episode... Next: there has been a little bit on controversy in the Fight Laugh Feast network. (But, really, what else is new?) Sometimes listeners feel like their favorite hosts aren't practicing what they preach... The Peaches thinks this speaks to the natural limitations of the podcast platform. It's impossible to get a complete picture of a person's beliefs, even if you

50:24

TCND: Toilet-Washing Ceremony (Scooter's Hot Chocolate)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2024/04/01

Hey, neighbor!The Peaches and The Ninja have been together longer than they were "single." They've gone by many names over the years... But why does Uncle David call John "Scooter?" (Settle in, while Scooter unloads his coffee-related trauma.) Then: HAPPY TRANS VISIBILITY DAY! We actually know people--in real life--who have swallowed that Kool-Aid. AND: Our Comedy Clique has been talking about Foot-Washing Ceremonies. Some good questions have been raised in the last few days! What message is the

46:17

TCND: The Ninja's Outgoing Era (Serious Adults)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2024/03/18

If you're tuning in for this episode, you will be among the first to sample The Podcast Ninja's new Outgoing Personality! (Tell us if you think he's not being "serious" enough.)We tackle other questions like: should men wear a suit and tie to church? And should adults watch cartoons?... Later: If you want to add rocks to your health and wellness journey, we have a great opportunity for you! (It's basically witchcraft--but it's all the rage.) Email the Comedian's family: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com

52:49

TCND: Anxious or Just EXCITED? (The Undead Horse!)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2024/02/19

It's snowy in Indiana--but the Peaches broke a power pole back when the roads were basically clear.Luke did a show with Dave Dugan, and John did a show in Wisconsin (Wa-Keh-Shaw). Were these "good" events or "bad" ones? It totally depends on your perspective! Any single event could be both good and bad, or both challenging and successful at the same time. John still gets rushes of adrenaline when he's going on stage. Luke and his brother-in-law struggle to sleep immediately after a performance. But

48:28

TCND: Freedom from People Pleasing (Christians Bad,...

The Comedian Next Door ·

2024/02/12

Hey, Neighbor, we're recording on Superbowl Sunday... not to be confused with Tuesdays with Taylor... (By the way, are you the Master of your own Sea?) Then: Not only do Christians like to identify as "Sinners," but we like to sanitize the behavior of the Unbelievers. We want to give them the benefit of the doubt--even though they are Lost. Later: We tried to raise Luke's bloodpressure with the story of a grumpy patient complaining about her stay at the hospital. But he is pretty unflappable. Do

55:10

TCND: Peaches the She-Devil (and Luke's Zit)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2024/02/05

We have an extra guest at the table today, Neighbor! Also, John's sons-in-law created a video game character who is almost indescribably ugly. But we try anyway. Either way--let's get down to business... Transformers and electronic tablets are for Christians/Saints--not for Sinners. Boy, this is a controversial topic in our community right now. Is it wise to refer to Christians as "Sinners saved by grace?" The Peaches really feels encouraged, because she was called a "she-devil" several times. What

49:43

TCND: Seeking Attention (Bottles of Fecal Matter)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2024/01/29

Hey, Neighbor. Our beloved YouTube show, Starving Comics, is coming to an end. (Or, it has already come to an end--since you're listening after the end.) We hope you're thoroughly confused. Or at least angry.If you're sad, we can definitely give you a different emotion to experience... By the way, make note of the fact that Kevin James has a new comedy special, but John doesn't want to say anything else about it. Then: Lots of comedians struggle with needing validation from strangers. But that's not

52:23

TCND: Church Discipline, MLK, and Make a Decision for...

The Comedian Next Door ·

2024/01/22

We are pretty cold over here, Neighbor! Wrap up in your fleece blanket, and you'll fit right in...Luke wants to talk about CHURCH DISCIPLINE today. Let's see if this topic is as controversial as the last one he picked... Plus, the Peaches went to an MLK service at an urban church. (What a trip!) Can we weave these two things together? Later: Luke shares a post from a woman who is outraged that she was excommunicated. Everybody likes the idea of church discipline, as long as it goes one way... The

47:18

TCND: "Jesus Hung Out with Sinners" (Neutrality Sucks)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2024/01/15

Welcome to the table, Neighbor! The kids are playing in the background, and the PodNinja is feeling more talkative than usual... To kick things off, John shares why he hopes he gets invited to host the Golden Globes. Next: he Church love to retreat. Most Christians think they are leaving a "neutral ground" in the middle of the battle field, but that's not how it works! When we step back, it leaves a vacuum that "sucks" the anti-religious Nut Jobs into our old spot that we were too cowardly to stand

55:19

TCND: Let Your Yes be Yes (Cross My Heart)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2024/01/08

Hey, Neighbor! The Podcast Ninja had a run-in with a power tool that might leave you feeling a bit light headed. Then, John shares his New Year's Message for young people... don't promise stuff if you don't really mean it. Words matter, and "semantics" matter. Which brings us to another point: AMERICANS ARE SHOCKINGLY ILLITERATE. (We bring statistics!) Why does John hate audiobooks so much? Also: The Podcast Ninja reads an amazing book review from Amazon that will make you laugh if you understand

48:19

TCND: VERY LATE Christmas Episode (

The Comedian Next Door ·

2023/12/25

Hey, Neighbor! This episode was supposed to air on Christmas Day... but OOPS! Enjoy this late gift, from us. --The Comedian's Family

48:30

TCND: Seeds in the Thorns, feat. Juan DeVevo (Part 2)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2023/12/18

Hey, Neighbor. This is PART TWO of the conversation with Juan DeVevo regarding the parable of the sower. (You know, some people are going to reject the Gospel no matter how we present it. So what do we make of that reality?!) We humans love to take credit for our own goodness. But--taking God's glory for ourselves is literally the worst sin we can commit. Meanwhile, we like to give our neighbors the benefit of the doubt. But when we assume they are a pretty good, charitable person, that is still

50:50

TCND: Family News and Canceling the Pagans (Puzzlin')

The Comedian Next Door ·

2023/12/11

We're puzzling at the table today! John hurt himself AGAIN. (No surprise.) And we have some news we have been (unintentionally) keeping from you, Neighbor, but the Peaches is too sick to share... Later: John was un-invited from a show for a charity organization, because his blog doesn't support gay people. But do we really want to work for non-profit Do-Gooders who deny the importance of Christ? It's time to cancel the people who think they're HELPING the poor, without Jesus. Those self-righteous

46:16

TCND: Seeds in the Thorns, feat. Juan DeVevo...

The Comedian Next Door ·

2023/12/04

The Comedian (John Branyan) and the Musician (Juan DeVevo) are at it again. Do you ever hurt yourself while doing manly things?... The two swap stories about injuries, going all the way back to elementary school! Then, MEMES! Let's recap the happenings on social media this month, including the stupidest hot takes about religion. Why would a PASTOR share a picture of Kat Von D in lingerie? Answer: people post very stupid hot takes on social media... Later: John and Juan unpack the parable of the

51:11

TCND: Am I Settling? (Wilson Stockholm Syndrome)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2023/11/20

Welcome to the kitchen table, Neighbor! First: We discuss what has come to be labeled "Spanking Gate." The Peaches was encouraged to hear the Wilson's response to all the controversy. Their Family Interventions sound very similar in seriousness to the Branyan Family Meetings! Then: There's nothing like being accused of child abuse from people whose parenting solutions are found in prescription bottles. "Please don't help your child learn to control her own emotions...just control her emotions for

49:22

TCND: Parenting Advice (VERY Serious!!!)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2023/11/06

Hello, Neighbor. We apologize for any unseriousness you've gotten from our podcast in the past. We do our best to be VERY serious in this episode... Recently there have been several emails (and a text message!) asking for more in-depth advice about Real Life Stuff--especially parenting. We do our best to expand on the principles that guide our parenting decisions, while also reminding everyone that each kid/family is different. Have you ever been so angry that you would have hurled yourself into

47:08

TCND: Did Plants/Animals Die Before the Imago Dei...

The Comedian Next Door ·

2023/10/30

Here we are again, Neighbor... We're still causing a bit of a stir with our belief that it's difficult to talk about timelines when dealing with the creative behavior of a Timeless God.Is it unChristian to study theoretical physics and explore the impact of Einstein's Theory of Relativity on the biblical narrative? Should we have the exact same understanding of Scripture the Ancient's had--as if we don't own telescopes now? If so--we are guilty as charged.But if you like to image what mass and

48:17

TCND: More Creation Talk (Do the Dishes, Men!)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2023/10/23

Hi, Neighbor! We want to apologize for the quality of our last episode. It was actually a GREAT conversation, if you were able to decipher it.Today, let's talk a little more about creation! In essentials, unity. In opinions, liberty. And in everything, love.That's all well and good, isn't it? But WHAT ARE THE ESSENTIALS?Most Christians don't care (on the surface) how old the earth is... but we DO care about making sure our kids understand "the essentials." So, if we're being told we MUST read

56:16

TCND: FLF Conference Recap and Creation Debate

The Comedian Next Door ·

2023/10/16

This episode was recorded over video chat, and that's why it sounds like we're interrupting each other constantly. (Particularly the audio tracks for Juan and Peaches seem to have gotten smashed together during the recording, rather than a nice, smooth, back-and-forth.) Please forgive the weird delays and places where Juan (and Brian) are not even audible, for some reason. We could hear them just fine in real life!Anyway, we just got back from the FLF Conference, and we want to stress that Ken Ham

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