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Damaged Ones Podcast

Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland

Welcome to THE DAMAGED ONES!!! Where two great friends, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland come together to reflect stories, life lessons, comedic moments and express their dark humor from a "damaged" mindset! A podcast that may make you laugh, cry, & relate in a variety of ways. Disclaimer: This is NOT for the faint of heart! So if you"re offended... not their problem!NEW EPISODE EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!!!!

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Episode 41: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

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2025/11/01

Happy Halloween to all you Damaged listeners!!! Here we are talking our experiences from our trip and mini vacation of Texas. Everything from our moments at the Junkyard Haunted Attraction at Fort Worth, to the Museum of Illusions, to watching the X trilogy starring Mia Goth. The fact is, we had an amazing time, and wanted to take this chance to share our moments with you! As always, give this podcast a like, subscribe, share and download it!

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Episode 40: The ROAD to Texas!!!

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2025/10/27

Happy Sunday everyone!!! We have just arrived from the road to Dallas, Texas from PA!!! That won't stop us from talking and sharing our experience with you! Everything from breaking shot glasses at Buc-ee's, to being a hero on Mount Everest & K2, to debating if wearing a Nazi costume constitutes at crossing the line for Halloween. So much laughs and stuff to share, right here on this episode.As always, Like, Subscribe, Share & Download the podcast!

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Episode 39: Halloween Stories we REMEMBER

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2025/10/18

Halloween season continues, and both Mike Garcia & Sarah Atland come together to share their favorite Halloween stories, and ones that freaked them out. From a mother having fangs, to going to Kim's Crypt in PA, and so much more to share. Plus, less than one week away until the EPIC road trip to Dallas, TX. All that and more, right here. Side note, someone really really HATES Tootsie Rolls, LOL. Let's continue to have fun scares in the latest episode.Email for your Questions, Comments, or

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Episode 38: Horror Movies & Shows that we RECOMMEND!

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2025/10/11

We're still in Halloween season, and it's time to reveal our favorite movies & horror shows that are outside the usual classics. From a movie about a dog's perspective already out in theaters, to a show on a different kind of Vampires, to an anime recommendation, we're talking all around the spectrum of horror. Plus, Sarah gives us her non-spoiler review on Netflix's Monster: Ed Gein. All that and more randomness, (including Sarah loving to spend a night at a haunted house) right here! Let us

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Episode 37: Horror Movie Monster as WORST Roommates

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2025/10/04

It's Halloween season, and we're kicking this off with a list of what horror movie villains and monsters, that could potentially be the worst roommates ever. Ever wondered what it would be like to live with Freddy Kruger? What about Samara calling your friends saying "7 days", or how the house would be if you lived with someone like the Creeper from Jeepers Creepers, smelling you and watching you sleep? Yup, it's another disturbing episode, but we're having a good time nonetheless! Who would be your

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Episode 36: Tylenol, The Rapture, & STUPID People

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2025/09/27

On this episode of the Damaged Ones podcast, we are OUTRAGED with where the world is right now. First, stupid pregnant women popping Tylenol pills just to stick in to the President, without realizing their putting themselves and their babies' health at risk. Next, the "Rapture" has gotten people to sell off everything, including their own children. It is just a rain of mental illness all around where stupid people continue to disappoint us in being a part of the human race. All this plus our

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Episode 35: Monsters We LOVE, Monsters We HATE

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2025/09/20

Ever wonder why we root for the killer in a slasher flick but would run for our lives if we met them in reality? In this episode of The Damaged Ones, we dive into the weird line between fiction and reality—why we adore villains, demons, and monsters on screen but despise them in the real world. From the thrill of safe scares to the psychology of fear, we’ll break down why horror is fun in stories but terrifying in life. Plus, our returning segment of Would You Rather with deep introspection in

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Episode 34: Rest in Peace Charlie Kirk, Iryna...

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2025/09/12

Today on the episode of the Damaged Ones podcast... no intro, no segments, we talk on the tragic assassination of Charlie Kirk and the murder of Iryna Zarutska. We reflect on how we feel towards the media, and of course, the extremists that laughs and are happy of another person's murder... it all stems of us needing to do better and come together more than ever in this world...Email for your questions, comments, concerns: mike@voiceofgarcia.com.

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Episode 33: ATTENTION & Clout

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2025/09/06

Today on the Damaged Ones Podcast, we're talking on individuals that post themselves for attention & clout, and take it to a whole other level. First, 8 staff members from a Sansum clinic posting a dehumanizing video showing a patient's discharge... yup. Next, a doctor with a sexual obsession for amputation p*rn, and removed his own legs... and let's not forget the Airlines flight attendant that twerked on TikTok for attention over 6 months ago.We end the episode with the returning segment of

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Episode 32: F**K Cracker Barrel | People vs. AI

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2025/08/30

This week on The Damaged Ones, we’re going in on the ridiculous decision-making from the suits at the top — starting with the whole Cracker Barrel mess. Why do CEOs think slapping a “modern” spin on a timeless logo ever works? Spoiler: it doesn’t. Then, we shift gears to a tragic story of a young man who took his own life, with his parents now suing ChatGPT. We unpack why AI isn’t the villain here, and where the real responsibility should fall. And of course, we lighten it up with our fan-favorite

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Episode 31: Our Favorite MASHUP Songs

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2025/08/23

On this episode of The Damaged Ones Podcast, Mike Garcia and Sarah Altand dive into the weird, messy world of mashup songs—yeah, those Frankenstein tracks that somehow work way too well. We talk about the ones that hit us hardest, whether it’s because they’re hilarious, oddly emotional, or just plain chaotic. Expect dark humor, way too much honesty, and a few guilty-pleasure confessions along the way! As always, don't forget to Like, Subscribe, Share & Download the podcast!Email for your

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Episode 30: Eliminating FEAR

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2025/08/16

In this episode, we dive into one of the biggest things holding us back: fear. Whether it’s fear of the unknown, fear of failure, or that little voice whispering imposter syndrome, we all deal with it. We break down what fear really is, how it sneaks into our daily lives, and what small, consistent steps we can take to push past it and start moving forward. Along the way, we take a trip down memory lane with some Lock Haven college stories, mix in a fun Would You Rather segment, and wrap it all up

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Episode 29: Men's Primal SCREAM

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2025/08/09

Ever feel like you just want to scream at the top of your lungs? Welcome to the Men’s Primal Scream episode — where we talk about the pressure to keep it all bottled up because “that’s what men are supposed to do.” We’ll get into the everyday struggles that make you want to explode, and why letting it out might be exactly what we need.Plus, we dive into relationships — specifically, getting women to think a little more logically instead of purely emotionally (yep, we’re going there). Along the way,

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Episode 28: Woke RAGE, Fear of Marriage & LUST...

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2025/08/02

This one’s gonna sting for some people. We’re talking Sydney Sweeney catching heat just for being hot in an American Eagle ad, Shannon Sharpe getting the boot from ESPN (and yeah, it might have something to do with not keeping things in check), and John Cena making his fiancée sign a 75-page contract before marriage. Plus, the Coldplay Cam fallout and what that says about modern dating. From jealousy to fake outrage to why most men, and Mike Garcia seems scared of marriage — it’s all connected

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Episode 27: Am I the ASSHOLE?!

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2025/07/26

Turning things around a bit for I, Mike Garcia & Sarah Altand, we decided to search and reflect upon reddit stories on Am I the Asshole (AITA). Anything from weddings, to relationships, to situations that you can relate to or be on the lookout for in some way. Plus, we give tribute to our recent stars that recently passed away, Hulk Hogan, Ozzy Osbourne, etc. Plus, our returning segment of Would You Rather? As always, don't forget to Like, Subscribe, Share and Download the podcast, and be sure

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Episode 26: Coldplay's Kiss Cam & the "MIC" Check

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2025/07/19

So a lot goes on in one's private life. Bad dates, crazy hookup stories, and a Kiss Cam that goes wrong at a Coldplay concert. Mike Garcia & Sarah Altand discuss the crazy story that's hitting news everywhere and goes into why this is actually a bigger floodgate than ever in corporate job places. The reality is, cheating in public should never be a thing. Plus, Mike goes into an awkward situation where he almost hooked up with a woman that "kinda" used him as a microphone. Full of laughs and

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Episode 25: Turning 35 = BIG GOALS to MAKE

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2025/07/12

You've heard it here folks, I, Mike Garcia will be turning 35 next Tuesday, which means there are more immediate goals I need to make for myself. And a few covers some life goals that needs to happen. Anywhere along the lines of getting a new tattoo, which Sarah Altand explains well in detail, getting, or at least, working with fun exotic animals, getting a dash cam, or just be more aware of life choices. This is the age of millennials, now is the time to get shit done! All that plus our returning

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Episode 24: EXTREMISTS in Society

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2025/07/05

There are passionate people, there are those that do go overboard from time to time, then there are the ones that take it to the EXTREME! Whether it is people on social media, like the Trans person, Lilly “Tino” Contino, being a predator to record in women's bathrooms, the unnecessary debate on Apple vs. Android phones, both rage & race-baiters and so much more. Then again, we can become extremists ourselves, especially when it comes to animals, or the one commonality we all have a need for,

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Episode 23: MISUNDERSTOOD Villains

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2025/06/28

It's that time again where we dissect the very nature of a character's personality. In this case, what makes a villain tick? And are certain ones misunderstood? Maybe... we're the true villains in our story, and doing some HATEFUL THINGS... like putting PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA?!!! Or getting an easy order wrong, HAHAHA. It's another episode of laughs, a bit of controversy, rants, another returning segment of "Would You Rather?" and shouting out to an amazing woman that just passed away... Let's be better

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Episode 22: Having ADULT Responsibilities...

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2025/06/21

We all go through it don't we? The sheer crushing weight of having Adult Responsibilities and how sometimes we just not want to do anything. To just rest, relax, mentally decompress, to just do whatever we want. Unfortunately, the world doesn't work that way, but we try to do what we can to do what we need to do. We never back down, we never quit. Mike Garcia & Sarah Altland discuss this with the idea that we gotta crawl through so much shit just to reach the life we want. In the end, it's all

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