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The Luke and Pete Show

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week"s events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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28:56

Toilet Plates

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/11/24

What has Pete been up to this week? Now there's a question to strike fear into the heart of men, but worry not! Because the answer basically extends to him cleaning some windows, going to see some stand up comedy for charity and typing some quite unusual things inton ChatGPT.Also on today's episode, the lads also talk about the dot com boom, run the rule over their favourite type of labourer bigger boys, and then hear from a listener who's family member has been doing some truly demented things with

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30:19

The Radio Doctor Will See You Now

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/11/20

Pete tells Luke about his time volunteering on hospital radio before revealing that he was never given a slot on his university's radio station Demon FM ("music with a sting in its tail"), despite his obvious presenting talent. While we're on thesubject, we hear from a listener who called into a local radio station competition and totally embarrassed himself in a bid to win £1000.Elsewhere, we hear yet again from the insatiable Battery Robot, and Ian Holloway pops into the studio for a chat!The Luke

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37:48

Cyst to Kidney, done deal!

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/11/17

The sheer range of subjects covered on today's episode boggle the mind. Today's topics include, but are not limited to, Pete's Christmas cake recipe, how to beat a bear in a fight, things that are dangerously poisonous, Roman emperors, Russell Crowe, and unwelcome presences on a kidney.The Luke and Pete Show only serves up the longest of shrifts, and don't you forget it. To contribute to this travelling jamboree, get in touch here:hello@lukeandpeteshow.comSee you soon! Hosted on Acast. See

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30:33

Hot, fresh gallium delivered to your door

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/11/13

It seems strange to say it but we now live in a world where one can have high-quality gallium delivered to one's home the very next day. Is Pete taking advantage of that societal development? You'll have to listen to find out.Pete follows the gallium chat by challengingLuke to a snooker showdown, a challenge that Luke approaches like a bull being presented with a red rag. Elsewhere, there's Boston Dynamics chat, Battery Robot receives a battery from a very stern wife of a listener, and we ruminate

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37:31

AI Slop Pardons

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/11/10

Behold! 'Tis the season for Christmas adverts! But why is the Coca-Cola one AI generated again? When will they learn, eh?On today's episode the lads also talk Joe Rogan satire, presidential pardons and finally get to the bottom of the 1991 shooting of a council planning worker by the madman Albert Dryden, courtesy of a listener.Oh, and there's also breathing tips from the official Danish politician of the Luke and Pete Show. Obviously.You can also get involved by emailing

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33:01

Playing baseball with turkeys

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/11/06

Welcome back to an all-new episode of the Luke and Pete Show! This time around the lads spend more time than planned on Jamie Oliver, including the truly quaint Turkey Twizzlers incident of 2005. There's also Halloween chat, pirate accents and their origin and Pete forgetting who Greta Thunberg is.And, the question on everyone's lips is answered - is the Battery Robot getting fed today? All in all, it's classic LAPS fodder. Don't miss it!You can also get involved by emailing

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34:05

Chinese Takeaway with a Sex Worker

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/11/03

In a development that will surprise absolutely no-one, Pete went into The City for a night out and was propositioned by a sex worker. Unfortunately for all concerned, his small talk made the situation considerably worse. And there’s more bad news - the bin situation in Leigh-on-Sea is out of control! And, what’s more, council are taunting local residents about it!Elsewhere there’s good news for short kings everywhere because the lads find time to appoint a new official leg lengthener of LAPS. Form

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28:51

Arise, Battery Robot!

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/10/30

Bad news everyone: Peter has been sealing his car and now he absolutely stinks. No matter what he tries, he can't get the stink off. Luke tries to take his mind off of it by telling him the story about how the Israelis captured Adolf Eichmann. Does it work? Not really.Elsewhere, the lads ruminate on the logisticsof having an entirely different and secret extra family, before introducing their newest addition to the Luke and Pete Show community, Battery Robot! Who is he (presumably it's a he)? What

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29:00

Sodden on the South Coast

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/10/27

Today we hear all about Luke's experience of the 2025 Great South Run. 10 miles of sheer hell in biblically bad conditions, he nonetheless just about survived to tell the tale. Pete is baffled as to why anyone would even try to run that far anyway, obviously.Elsewhere, a listener discovers a neighbour with a Remembrance Day-theme doorbell, of all things, and our eponymous hosts also ruminate on why no-one seems to care about Covid anymore.You can also get involved by emailing

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33:32

Row, Fisherman, Row

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/10/23

Did you ever play manhunt as a kid? And did it ever end up with you almost dying on some mudflats? Those are just two of the questions Luke and Pete tackle on today's episode, alongside Pete's experiences of Christian camp, why certain types of Christian music is actually pretty good (eg The Congos) and the lads' ability to pass a GCSE these days (English? Maybe. Maths? Hell no.)There's also three more attempts to enter a new cell into the Battery Daddy! Don't miss it!You can also get involved by

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27:06

This Isn't a Prank

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/10/20

The lesson to take from today's episode is that algorithms will be the death of us all. And what's more, no-one even seems to care. Luke and Pete discuss that, as well as the radicalisation of people they have worked with that used to be normal, before getting stuck into an amazing email about a prank that wasn't actually a prank.You can also get involved by emailing us:hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! You can also get in touch on X, Threads or Instagram if character-restricted messaging takes your fancy

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37:27

Dysfunctional Breathing

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/10/16

Pete visits a notable lungman about his wreck of a body. Will he get the answers he so desperately needs? Will he get a new inhaler? And, more importantly, will the doctor peg him?Despite all of his various ailments, Donny has also found the time to go out on the piss with our mate Vish, and he thinks getting a few beers inside him has probably helped to make him feel better as well. One thing that hasn't made him feel better though is the fact that his daughter is calling every other man apart from

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32:15

Big Fat Northern Holiday

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/10/13

Hello all! The game is afoot on this episode as the lads don their deerstalkers and whip out the magnifying glasses to investigate a blurry picture of Pete and Stephen Merchant at a wedding. Yep, you read that right. Not for the reason you think, they were actually more focused on reflecting the magnifying glasses onto Pete's shiny dome.Also on the agenda today, Luke's attempt to outdrive Storm Amy, why Northern villages (apparently) used to holiday en masse, how we come to know Bansky's identity

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35:35

Algorithm Busters

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/10/09

The lads start today's show by talking about AI girlfriends before having a good old chinwag about large language models (lady, lady, m'lady). After that, attention turns to where all the Billy Liars have gone - they used to be stalwarts in thelocal pub but have they vanished onto whatsapp groups instead?There's also time for battery submissions, the nature of memory, and a bit of World War II chat into the bargain. Don't miss it! Subscribe now!Email us:hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! You can also get in

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28:38

Peruvian Power Hour

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/10/06

Behold! Because the lads are back withthe usual nonsense, including but not limited to, Old El Paso, Uncle Ben's rice, writing the quiz questions for a DVD extra of Little Britain (speaking of which, how have those lads not been cancelled? And while we're on thesubject, when are *we* going to be cancelled?), the video game Darkseed and, if that isn't enough, what's it like tryingto do exercise at altitude in Peru?To contribute to this entirely foul jamboree, get in touch:hello@lukeandpeteshow.com

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32:25

Train Station Stranger

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/10/02

Pete's been on the small talk again, he can't get enough of it these days. This time it was a man that decided to walk with him to the train station after commenting on his car. Did Pete decide to be friends with him, or did he make an excuse about needing a paper ticket and walking off? You'll have to listen in to find out.There's also chat about Robocop, Pete's retirement plan, and of course your battery submissions. Get involved, Trev!Email us:hello@lukeandpeteshow.com! You can also get in touch

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29:39

My name is Grandma

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/09/29

The lads open proceedings by chatting about a picture of Pete's dad's quite strange-looking foot, which has been provided to us in x-ray format via whatsapp. When is a bunion not a bunion? Quickly, discussion progresses to the story on everyone's lips - the advent of Kerry Katona and Katie Price's live tour. Why did Kerry saythatabout Katie's son Harvey?Elsewhere, there's hijackings, emails about government procurement and we may have found someone who's actually worse than Pete at small talk. And

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37:12

Midwest Pete

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/09/25

Hello everyone and welcome back to an all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! This time around, the lads imagine what it would be like if Pete grew his ponytail out properly and started running a gas station in the Midwest. Would he get addicted to meth? Instantly.Speaking of petrol stations, they always sell the duo versions of popular chocolate bars and they also always sell McCoy's crisps. Why? Meanwhile, there's also time to dissect the absolute insanity that is The Donald's latest speech

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30:28

The Beef Paste Andrew Tate

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/09/22

Luke is stunned and offended by Pete's bombshell revelation that he can no longer make their planned evening out at the Towngate Theatre in Basildon to see Kerry Katona and Katie Price in conversation. An emotional plea to the Luke and Pete Show community to step into the breach as replacements is the only logical solution.Elsewhere, there's strong opinions on the idea of pasta for lunch, the worst foods for burps, and Pete makes a strong case for being the nation's first beef paste ambassador. It's

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33:12

Guitar Solo Eye Contact

The Luke and Pete Show ·

2025/09/18

Welcome to your all-new episode of The Luke and Pete Show! Recording late becausePete forgot about it and decided to take his computer apart instead, the lads aren't deterred and get straight into picking the bones out of Alapacafest2025, Essex's premium alpaca-themed festival, with tech support provided by Mr Donaldson Esq.Spoiler alert: no-one was electrocuted! There's always next year though...Elsewhere Luke gets depressed at internet men drinking Heineken in bed, the lads both admit to being

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