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The Worst Movie Ever Made

Psycho Pompous and Robby Nutzo

Join Chris and Rob as they dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Discover more at www.theworstmovieevermade.com

tv & film film reviews

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01:23:14

#247 - Invasion U.S.A

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2026/04/23

This week, we bust our Chuck cherries on air with 1985’s Invasion U.S.A. Terrorists don’t get killed by Chuck Norris. They kill themselves when they know that Chuck Norris is coming for them! Russians are the big bad, just like in real life today! USA! USA! USA!Naughty, nut-knocking nemesis napalms Norris’ nest, Norris nullifies with knuckle sandwiches, nasty nomadic NORAD network, and never not negotiating. Shaking the rust off of Rostov, the cock shooter! Episodic, chaotic, and downright idiotic

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01:17:45

#246 - Showdown in Little Tokyo

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2026/04/16

This week, we unpack Showdown in Little Tokyo; Brandon Lee’s other perfect masterpiece. Is this truly a bad movie, or was it simply way before its time? Come join us and find out whether this one is passable, or one of the worst movies ever made! Hyeuhhh!Crow cop and Chris Kenner kick yakuza killers with kraw and krueahhhghhhh and kruhhhh! Uneven distribution of evil! Kenner is kinda cardboard! Warmup suicide stretches! Mailbox baseball head popping! Single punch power shots! Singers and sushi

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01:19:34

#245 - Eye See You / D-Tox

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2026/04/09

This week, we’re getting into 2002’s D-Tox, or as you may also know it, Eye See You. It’s a Stallone slasher! Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you. Adriannnnn!!! Sad Sly sucking spirits, sent to s’perimental safehouse seeking salvation, s’periencing slasher stuff, and ‘scapin unscathed! Whispering distance! Boozers in blue! The angry black captain trope! Cop killer continuation at the concrete cop carnival! Demeaning test screening sent production careening! Side slopping the night away! Home

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01:23:04

#244 - Split Second

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2026/04/02

This week, we’re going to get into 1992’s Split Second. We feel like this movie has to follow its own set of rules. Is it low-budget? You betcha. Does it have more cheese than an unwashed belly-button? Absolutely. Is it great? Hell fucking yes! This movie has a lot of problems, but it’s from a bygone era where the VHS ruled the landscape, and this is a perfect late-night watch despite its shortcomings. Why are we doing this then? Because we need a control in the experiment that allows us to keep

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01:19:08

#243 - From Paris with Love

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2026/03/27

Don’t be fooled this week because it’s actually a bad movie week. According to Rotten Tomatoes anyway. This week, we’re going to talk about From Paris with Love, which has a punishing 37% approval rating on the review aggregator. Here’s the thing though: The critics don’t know dick about shit! This movie rules, and it’s the best. Science is on our side, and while it’s not a good movie, season finale week, it certainly feels like it this time around! Wax on, wax off! Charlie Wax, that is! Travolta

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01:25:19

#242 - BloodRayne

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2026/03/19

This week we got into BloodRayne. It’s a movie set in 18th century Romania but has Panera Bread signage on its storefronts. Best to just strap in for this one! Vampire vixen vows to avenge voraciously, vicariously vamping with vulva velocity, and then a bunch of stuff happens after it’s narrated for you in great detail! Accents and apathy! Prison cart pendants! Vladimir’s vigilante rasp! Rosemary snazz oil! Villagers looting the gay vampire! Taters and tea! Giant disfigured hammer-wielding priest

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01:16:06

#241 - TC 2000

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2026/03/05

This week, we talk about TC… TC… shit what is it called? TC 2000! Sorry, I was drawing a Blanks. A Billy Blanks! No, wait. That doesn’t work either. Anyhow, it’s a B-movie from 1993 that kinda sorta rips off RoboCop, but has a villain named Niki Picasso. This one’s a real dumper. Billy, Bobbi, and Bolo beat down Bigalow, Blade and Blaster, breathing breath into the battleground beneath them! Dialogue drowned in the dojo! Dangling water bags! Moist man meat meets sweaty sinew! Kicking breaker ass

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01:21:30

#240 - Pass Thru

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2026/02/27

This week, we become full-fledged Breeniacs with Neil Breen's 2016 triumph, Pass Thru. Ominous red dots! Beans littering the landscape! Sleeping on garbage piles! Plot pounders! Let’s goooooo!Breen begets bloated and bizarre blueprint buffooning the bedlam of bribery, bureaucracy and billionaires! A tiger and two clocks! Spirit Neil and his cave paintings! People piles at gunpoint! The ‘ole neck and nut! Upside down Hershey Kiss track marks! Cult leader starter packages! Mojave heroin habits

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01:24:54

#239 - Bowfinger

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2026/02/20

This week is a good movie week, so we’re going to spend some time with 1999’s Bowfinger. They got Jamie Kennedy for this one (that’s a deep pull, hit up our back catalog). Also, Bob is back after his wiener transplant, so please be gentle, as he’s been through a lot. Here we go!!!Bobby bowfinger bamboozles buds to be buffooned behind a bigshot badass blockbuster boss, but bluffing because of budget and lack of blessing! Production company picks the perfect person! Bob’s looney loop is MIA, and much,

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01:33:41

#238 - The Glass House

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2026/02/12

This week, we cast our stones at 2001’s The Glass House, a movie about a family with the last name Glass, who literally live inside of a glass house. SYMBOLISM!!! WOW! In this psychological mystery thriller, there is no mystery and there are no thrills. The only thrill I got was when I unsuccessfully attempted to drown myself after watching it. What a turd of a movie. GLASS HOUSE! WHITE FERRARI! LIVE FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE!!!Surviving siblings sequestered by sinister surrogate stewards, stripped of

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01:27:54

#237 - Bee Movie

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2026/02/05

This week we get into 2007’s Bee Movie, because it’s time to bee like that. Get it? Bee? Hahahahahahahah! Good one! Well, we guess seeing is BEE-lieving! This is basically the whole episode. Bee puns. It’s really bad, but our show is really good. If you’re already here, you know this though. Jerry jams his jowls jauntily and jovially while ginning up jokes and japes! A woman boning a bee! Intimidating stingers on the pollen jocks! Barry Seinfeld! Crumb Guy and Finger on the Helmet Dude! Barry

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01:22:04

#236 - Jiu Jitsu

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2026/01/29

This week we get into Jiu Jitsu, a Nicolas Cage movie about what would happen if a movie studio spent $25 million on what they thought was a captivating cross between Predator and Power Rangers, with just a sprinkle of Mortal Kombat, all combined to rake in less than $100k at the box office. Stunt choreography is pretty cool though. Let’s fuckin’ gooooo!Amnesiac army agent allows for asteroid aura to assemble an array of arrogant alien assassins after an atomic accident aims to annihilate all

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01:30:05

#235 - Hulk (2003)

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2026/01/22

This week, Chris and Rob engorge themselves with rage as they unpack 2003’s Hulk. That’s right, long before the MCU, we had to watch this pile of MC-Poo. Iron Man was only a glimmer in Jon Favreau’s eye, and he hadn’t yet mustered the courage to bust a nut on Kathleen Kennedy’s impatiently throbbing bosom, Edward Norton was working on The Italian Job or something, and the world hadn’t totally gone to shit yet. But after watching this punisher, we can’t say that things were better back then either;

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01:27:21

#234 - Over The Top

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2026/01/15

This week, we’re doing a little redux in the form of 1987’s Over The Top. The reason we’re doing this episode a second time is because it’s a double elimination. That’s right, you have to do it twice for it to count. Stallone’s got the balls, and his son’s got a big ass pussy that needs to be whipped into shape if he’s ever going to grow up to be a proper man. How do you become a proper man, you ask? Steak. Trucks. Arm Wrastlin’. And defeating Smasher. Let’s get into it, shall we? arrogant archetype

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01:27:40

#233 - Champagne and Bullets

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2026/01/08

This week, we bring in the new year with 1993’s Champagne and Bullets. A movie that shows its namesake with the sheer amount of champagne and bullets it presents to you, the viewer. This is classic Worst Movie Ever Made territory… think The Room, Miami Connection, Samurai Cop, Birdemic, and Neil Breen. It’s not “so bad it’s good,” it’s “so awful it’s amazing.” Seriously, Champagne and Bullets is such a punisher that we had to take a week off to regroup before talking about it. So let’s shimmy slide

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01:24:33

#232 - Home Sweet Home Alone

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2025/12/25

This week, we get into Home Sweet Home Alone… SIXTH HOME ALONE MOVIE!!! Yes, there’s six of them. This one stars Fat Harry Potter, and a bunch of reliably adequate comedians who make sucking on a tailpipe seem like the best way to celebrate Christmas becuase they're working with the worst screenplay ever penned to paper. This one’s a punisher, so buckle up… McAllister mayhem? Mauling marv? Macauley's micro machines? More like marmalade muffin munching moppet majorly misfires with mismanaged

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01:21:18

#231 - Santa with Muscles

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2025/12/18

This week we get into the holiday spirit by watching Santa With Muscles. It’s about Santa. With Muscles! Anything outside of that, we’re not so sure. This is our third movie on the pod to feature Hulk Hogan, but the first one that doesn't show him ripping a car door straight off its hinges. Maybe the car doors were the friends we made along the way … Hardly a Hollywood holiday hit has Hulk Hogan hurling hoodlums, heaving haymakers at henchmen, and having half the har-hars as the Holocaust

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01:21:14

#230 - Pregnant by the Pastor

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2025/12/11

This week, we get into Pregnant by the Pastor: The Aftermath, and we’re not sure if it’s a sequel or the first installment because even Tubi doesn’t know. We don’t even know what this movie is about, who it’s for, or what its many layers of dense symbolism even mean. Oh boy, here we go ...Various vixens with vague values, valor or virtue vie for Vicar's viscosity void of virginity, vestments and vespers! Tyler Perry approach! Visual shorthand via hat! A ton of tongues! Meeting with the

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01:15:00

#229 - Primal Fear

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2025/12/04

This week, we get into 1996’s Primal Fear, Edward Norton’s debut role, and Richard Gere’s best performance. It’s like that 2010 movie, Stone, but without the cornrows. We’re celebrating a good movie week before we get lost in the sauce again, so let’s take a deep breath, and talk about one of the best legal thrillers of the 90s.Ready? Set! Go!!!Martin motions that murderous minstrel mister has been mistakenly marked as the murderer of a Monsignor, and must mar the malicious materiality, mainly due

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01:13:40

#228 - The Surfer

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2025/11/27

This week, we get into Nicolas Cage’s The Surfer. Shoutout to Jeff for emailing us the suggestion. We all love Nicolas Cage more than life itself, so it’s only fitting we revisit the legend after doing Prisoners of the Ghostland two weeks ago. CAGE FOR DAYYYYS! Little production note for y’all: Rob has a new supercomputer, and for some reason his keyboard is louder than god, and apparently his office chair needs to be hit with some WD-40. Sorry about that, let’s just call it ambiance… Soul surfing

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