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V N APE

Michael Velasco x TheModernApe

A local musician & failed intellectual walk into a bar…

society & culture comedy fiction

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EPISODE 100 | "Debate/Discussion w/ A Far Right...

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2025/10/27

EPISODE 100 IS HERE! Thank you to everyone who's joined us along the way — the journey continues! For this landmark episode of V N APE, the boys welcome first-time guest Ale, a Cuban-American mechanic with bold opinions and a lot to say! Together they discuss/debate: Trump, Homogenous Societies, Christian Nationalism, WWII & Hitler, Mass Immigration & Multiculturalism, Dictatorships + so much more! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Ask Us ANYTHING!

48:14

EPISODE 99 | "Okeechobee: Hialeah's Red Light...

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2025/10/08

The boys spent most of their studio session working on music but decided to squeeze in a quick pod before wrapping up! They kick things off talking about the passing of Tupac's grandmother and how people are praising Cuba for sheltering her from U.S authorities. We then speak on: God being a little insecure, New York mayoral candidate Mundami promises to decriminalize prostitution which leads to a deeper discussion about how that could impact society. Trump claiming Tylenol is linked to autis...

100:48

EPISODE 98 | "Lake Titicaca" (Feat. J-Starz)

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2025/09/03

The boys are back with V's big bro J-Starz! Strap in, because this ones all over the place. We start off with the wild news about Hulk Hogan passing away, then talk about why some women with Down syndrome are actually kind of baddies. We break down what "gunning" means in jail, speak on the unique tranny culture of French Polynesia, roast Will Smith's latest attempt at music, and explain to Jay what "Gooning" is! To top it off, we end up learning about the legendary waters of Lake Titicaca + ...

53:00

EPISODE 97 | "Down With The Syndrome" (Feat. Kevin...

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2025/08/12

V N APE R BACK!!! & It's another unfiltered ride with the boys as they tackle everything from hooking up with women who have Down syndrome, to V's wild Uber passenger story that takes an unexpected turn. V comes with a hot take regarding Brown vs. Pink Pussy, revisit their most embarrassing moments, talk Trump's 180 on the Epstein list, and David Icke's reptilian theories, + so much more! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Ask Us ANYTHING!

102:58

EPISODE 96 | "Long Live Leo"

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2025/07/08

On this episode of V N APE, the boys pay tribute to their late friend Leo-REST IN PEACE, brother! They then dive into the rise and fall of digital villain Gypsy Crusader, gym bros taking steroids and the effects, unpack the mysteries of Project Blue Beam and William Cooper's theories on it, debate whether Alex Jones is "woke right" and celebrate the timeless beauty of an ebony queen in a story V tells + so much more! Chaos, comedy and conspiracies-business as usual! RIP LEO! Follow us on X:&n...

65:53

EPISODE 95 | "Birth Of A Cuck"

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2025/06/20

V N APE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!! In this episode, the boys dive into L. Ron Hubbard's wild views on the mentally ill & disabled (3:09), an Australian billionaire's push for drug-fueled "Enhanced Games", and a bizarre ad V saw offering $15 for every Jewish podcast you listen to (35:45). They also get into Kash Patels claim that Epstein actually killed himself (38:04), Joe Rogan going to church, and a theory on how most Cucks were probably born-starting with a cigar and a cheating partner (56:49)...

96:24

EPISODE 94 | "ULTRA GOONER"

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2025/06/06

On this episode of V N APE, the boys break down Diddy's recent legal drama and freaky antics, imagine a future where AI turns into savage Karens, the Stanford prison experiment, Bonnie Blue's jaw dropping plan to smash 2,000 guys in a single day, Jordan Peterson's latest debate with 20 atheists, the intricacies of "Gooning" + so much more! Follow us on X & IG: @VNAPEPODCAST Ask Us ANYTHING!

99:20

EPISODE 93 | "GOD Likes Gay Stoners" (Feat. Jozz &...

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2025/04/26

4/20 IS HERE YOU FUCKING STONERS! This week, the boys are breaking it all down: the 8-circuit model of consciousness, and a joke about Leviticus 20:13 ESV - apparently, God says if you lay with another man, you'd better be stoned. They also get into Bukele & Trumps recent link-up at the White House, a debate whether a mystic's perfect consistency would earn Apes trust + some fried convos w/ Kev & Jozz! Happy 4/20 Follow us on X: https://x.com/VNAPEpodcast Follow us on...

95:37

EPISODE 92 | "The Most BASED Philosopher To Ever Live"

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2025/04/10

GANG! The boys kick things off with a vital debate: facials vs. finishing in the mouth-whats really better? Only on V N APE do you tackle the questions Plato was too scared to ask! From there they wrestle with the classic question: is ignorance truly bliss? & dive into whether criticism of Israel is going to far. And then comes the main event: a sports-style bracket tournament to determine who's the most based philosopher of all time! The contestants are: DIOGENES, SOCRATES, NIETZSCHE, FR...

57:39

EPISODE 91 | "Pink Pu$$y" (Feat. Jozz)

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2025/03/28

The boys welcome its first female guest, Jozz, for a wild and unfiltered conversation. From debating whether incest is morally wrong if kids aren't involved, to revealing her top 3 porn categories, nothing is off-limits. Jozz also shares her experience as one of the top Global players in Mobile Legends, dives into her thoughts on astrology, and even opens up about how she claims she manipulated an ex into exploring pegging, + so much more! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapepodcast Follow us ...

91:39

EPISODE 90 | "Mr. Hands" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)

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2025/03/05

In this episode of V N APE, were joined by Kevin From Heaven to break down the absurdity of the world we live in. We kick things off with Zelenskyy's recent visit to the Oval Office where he gets bullied, beer pong with dictators, we also dive into a real moral dilemma: If your wife cheated on you during your 13-year prison bird but held it down otherwise, are you staying or leaving? We also discuss: Lex Friedman being a bad podcaster, Mr. Hands, at teenager dying after injecting himself with...

107:25

EPISODE 89 | "Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation" (Feat. 1leob)

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2025/02/07

If I beat that pussy up is you gon' tell on meeeeeee? I didn't think so! Joined by Leo, the boys are back w/ another episode. They end up discussing: Joe Biden becoming a Freemason, Elon doing the Nazi Salute, the president of El Salvador tweeting about Hitler, the oddity of Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation, the gentleman who unalived himself after a video of him "Gooning" at a drive thru goes viral, + so much more! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Send us a text

107:46

EPISODE 88 | "Make Beastiality Great Again"

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2025/01/17

New Year, New Pod! The boys end up discussing: Stoicism & Nietzsche, the interesting life of Diogenes, Ab-Souls interest in Alister Crowley, Beastiality, how Pol Pot took over Cambodia in 1975 and became one of the deadliest dictators, Idi Amin, V's experience with praying, + so much more!Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCASTSend us a text

47:33

EPISODE 87 | "I'm An Exotic Being" (Feat. 1leob & Yosh)

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2024/12/19

“I CANT PUT DOWN THE POD!” CANT STOP, WONT STOP. NO DIDDY! Joined by Leo & Yosh, the boys end up discussing: Lilly Phillips & her journey of having sex with 100 men in one day, V getting hit on by a gay dude @ work, the intricacies of Yoshi’s sex life, the dangers of being a Pornhub moderator, + so much more! HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM V N APE! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCASTSend us a text

100:03

EPISODE 86 | "Virtue Or Meaning?"

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2024/12/07

Life has been busy with the holidays coming up so we are glad to be back with an episode for ya! The boys end up discussing: Yosh's dislike for women who over analyze things, V's trip to the hospital for a kidney stone, a game where the amount of fingers you chop off will be equivalent to the size of your penis, whether Virtue or Meaning is the greatest good, Firas Zahabi's argument for why there are no atheists, + so much more!Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCASTSend us a text

133:55

EPISODE 85 | "Sus GPT" (Feat. 1leob)

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2024/11/03

Another week, another high from V N APE! Or should say I say the sober kings! Joined by Leo, V speaks on taking a break from smoking marijuana & how he's been feeling since then. The boys then end up discussing: a video of a former inmate speaking on his love for booty, a weird IG clip of A. Rod & Diddy, Trump on the Joe Rogan Experience, Leo's thoughts on Anti-Natalism, Objective Morality, Jordan Peterson Vs Richard Dawkins, reading love poems made by Chat GPT about Sporus from the p...

134:51

EPISODE 84 | "Pee-Pee Touch Or Gas Chamber?"

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2024/10/23

Back from a little hiatus, them V N APE boys are back! Going right into it, we end up discussing: A video where Obama talks toward the "Brothas" about being upset that not as much black people are voting for Kamala as they did for him, V's plan to end homelessness, a deeper dive on Anti-Natalism, whether Joe Rogan will have Trump on the pod, Charlie Kirks hot take regarding abortion, a post on X that went viral about an art exhibition where visitors must squeeze between nude models to enter, ...

92:42

EPISODE 83 | "Pimping Dead Hoes"

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2024/09/04

Another week, another dose of V N APE! Ape starts off the pod with a business proposal regarding "Pimping Dead Hoes". This one is for the necrophiliacs out there! ...Anyway! The boys then discuss several topics including: The connection between the subconscious & conscious, Pascals Wager, Joe Biden on vacation, viewing Ethics as "Behavorial Aesthetics", Mark Zuckerberg admitting the Biden administration pressured him to censor COVID-19 content during the pandemic, The Aesthetics of Langua...

64:02

EPISODE 82 | "A Journey Of Self-Discovery" (Feat....

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2024/08/26

On this episode of V N APE, the guys are joined by @MontanaTheProphet, an author + host of the "Montana Method Podcast"! We go right into it & discuss: How Montana got into podcasting, why he decided to write a book, why he believes in God, his experience on shrooms, whether morality is objective or not, "The Trolley Problem" which leads to a quick debate, Law Of Attraction, Israel, + so much more!Follow Montana: https://link.me/montanamethodmindset?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAaYj3ywqU-qfC5...

109:11

EPISODE 81 | "Disabled Shawty" (Feat. Ron)

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2024/08/10

V N APE sit down to discuss: Sex with a disabled shawty (because the guys do not discriminate!), the "struggle session" that Olympian Angela Carini went through which then leads into Ape talking about "struggle sessions" his father went through while living in Cuba, Holocaust deniers & Hitler, Anal Sex, The Epicureans & their view on romantic relationships, + so much more!Follow us on X: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCASTSend us a Text Message.

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