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Season 3 Episode 4 — The Buttock Derby

Football Ranter ·

2025/10/30

⚠️ Warning: The Buttock Derby delivered everything the FA handbook explicitly forbids fake kits, flying handbags, and a referee who pulled his hamstring halfway through booking a man with extra toes.In this week’s carnage:🥴 Irish Ken’s “Real Madrid” shirts disintegrate before kick-off⚽ Meoff actually plays football, then immediately regrets it🦶 Six-Toes Derek scores, two-foots, and re-enacts Mortal Kombat🍑 Referee’s left cheek explodes mid-card-wave🪓 Tony brandishes the Stick of Justice while

1:13:34

Season 3, Episode 3 — “The Stick of Justice Returns:...

Football Ranter ·

2025/10/16

⚠️ Warning: Chapo’s back from COVID, Bomb’s been on the Staropramen, and somehow Paris, beer maths, and Jesus’ biscuit knees all make sense after ten minutes. Expect lager-fuelled logic, Essex League nostalgia, and more theology than Sky Sports could stomach.In this week’s carnage:🍺 Bomb swears he out-scored Gabriel Jesus “in the Essex Sunday League, mate”💶 Chapo breaks down Paris pint economics (€8 happy hour / €14 sadness)🤖 Chapo’s Amazon hub explodes mid-pod claims “AI rendering farm

1:14:30

Kick-Off Chaos: Banned Chapo, Drunk Bomb, and a Vicar...

Football Ranter ·

2025/09/19

⚠️ Warning: Bomb still thinks bar staff are brain-dead chimps, Chapo’s been banned again, and somehow we’ve acquired both a DJ and a bloody vicar. There’s also a stag do, bad football takes, and enough chaos to pickle your nan.In this week’s carnage:🍷 Bomb wants a pint but calls the bar crew thick as pig shit🛵 Chapo now “does weddings” (yeah, imagine that with his mouth)⌨️ Chapo gets clattered by a munter on X and banned quicker than you can say “delete tweet”🤣 We’ve discovered the effects button

1:27:04

Man United in Pieces, Chapo Walks Out, and Sheffield...

Football Ranter ·

2025/08/31

⚠️ Warning: Bomb loses his rag with Chapo (again), we rinse Man U, Lee Gunner’s still Lee Gunner, and the mighty Grimsby get their due.In this week’s carnage:🍷 Bomb’s patience snaps during Chapo’s latest life-fail antics🛵 Chapo goes full rant mode at Lee “Skinny Harry Potter” Gunner⌨️ Keyboard warriors pile on a 16-year-old (we’re not having it)🤣 A 22-penalty shootout gets the Ranter Lads treatment💸 Big shout to LFC Shane and all the legends who listen in⚽ Yes, football is technically discussed…

1:21:39

Ain’t No Party Like a Lee Diddy Party Plus Who’s...

Football Ranter ·

2025/08/26

⚠️ Warning: Today’s sound quality is ropey. Not our fault, not our problem. We’ll fix it next time but let’s be real, you lot aren’t paying a penny for this anyway.In today’s episode:🍷 Bomb Taunts Chapo neck-deep in a tragic Chinese takeaway that looks like it came out the bin🛵 Chapo gets mugged off by a hotel over his food extreme begging vibes from him, zero dignity📅 A keyboard war: Dickhead Diddy vs. a Spurs fan… one of them leaves crying (no prizes for guessing)🤣 Tottenham bottle it again,

1:25:23

Scottish Spurs Fans,Broken Noses,Terrible Ale &...

Football Ranter ·

2025/08/11

In today’s episode:🍷 Bomb develops a taste for bargain-bin Co-op wine🛵 Chapo’s mouth could power a swear jar economy📅 Social media you lot are officially a bunch of scammers🤣 Sheffield Scots and Spurs fans… brace yourselves for that combo💸 We try to work out why everyone’s suddenly flashing the cash and buying stuff⚽ And yes we talk football, because of course we doSo grab a drink, slap on your headphones, and embrace the chaos.We’re the ranter lads. You’re welcome. Hosted on Acast. See

1:02:22

Where the hell have you been, and is it worth...

Football Ranter ·

2025/08/02

In today’s episode: 🍺 Bomb necks cider like it's a sport 🏍️ We argue (loudly) about whether riding or driving a Harley is correct 🎉 We throw down the gauntlet to social media "you lot are planning Chapo’s stag do" 🧠 We get real about mental health 😂 We absolutely rinse Sheffield (again) 🕊️ We attempt to solve world peace (obviously) ⚽ And yes, we chat football because we’re not animalsSo crack open a cold one, chuck your headphones on, and join the chaos. We're the lads. You're welcome

1:01:27

The Boys Are Back ... late, as tradition demands with...

Football Ranter ·

2025/05/07

A-Bomb laments his limp tifo experience and longs for the return of Graham Souness armed with a shotgun. Meanwhile, Chappo discovers that Patricia is actually Karen, and learns that to truly understand England, you must first infiltrate a rural Facebook group. We dive deep into the mysteries of Hawaii, where eggs are priceless and Sarah the Egg Lady allegedly gives her chickens foot rubs. Yes, really. Naturally, there’s football talk—Liverpool get their flowers—and we try to keep up with the

57:29

The Germans Bombed Our Chip Shop and Elon Hired My Nan

Football Ranter ·

2025/04/16

In today’s episode: A-Bomb comes clean about sneaking two young lads into the pub (allegedly for educational purposes). Chapo wrestles with his inner demons and admits—brace yourself—he kinda likes Manchester. Both lads shed a tear for poor UTDtrey, who just can't catch a break. Meanwhile, Elon Musk has big plans for X, involving… grannies?Elsewhere, Sheffield continues its reign as the UK’s premier baby-eating slum, the world of football gets even weirder, and Southend might just be the friendliest

3:10

Ya Greedy Bastard

Football Ranter ·

2025/03/06

Just a quick update on the greedy Glazers and Ratcliffe, that scruffy bastard. Honestly, it’s a mess. The Glazers are still lining their pockets at the expense of the club, while Ratcliffe is playing his usual games, acting like he’s a savior while probably just out for the next big payday. What a circus. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:03:25

ManU's Financials the full show

Football Ranter ·

2025/03/03

In today's show, we take a grown-up look at the state of Manchester United's finances—diving beyond the headlines to unpack the numbers, the challenges, and what it all means for the club's future. Are we about to see a change for the good? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8:04

ManU's Financials: A Proper Car Crash – More Bent...

Football Ranter ·

2025/02/20

Today's show kicks off with a brief introduction to Manchester United's financial announcement—while A-Bomb is busy sunning his arse in the Mediterranean, and once again, Chapo is dishing out his infamous 'hawk and tun' update straight from a police car park. It's bound to be a right laugh unless you are the person with the chair to your head. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

1:15:02

Would You Kick a Wombat? Do Erling Haaland and His...

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2025/02/14

In today's show, The team dove into the ultimate debate: which Australian native animal would we take on in a brawl? A-Bomb was all in, insisting he'd swing a hammer at a funnel-web spider without batting an eye, while El-Chapo was dead set on toe-punting a wombat into submission. The hilarity didn’t stop there—our discussion veered off into the wild world of “Erling Haalans and his Glory-Hunting Father,” and Chapo lost his mind at the day rates electrician charge. Then things got really spicy when

1:06:30

Linesmen with Guns, Kinky Keepers, Football Madness

Football Ranter ·

2025/01/20

On today's show, we dive into some truly thought-provoking (and slightly absurd) topics: the pros and cons of linesmen carrying guns—because why not spice up those offside debates? We ask the pressing question: why did Lee Gunner really move to Spain? We also explore goalkeepers with unique names like "Kinky" (yes, that’s a real thing), and ponder whether council sports facilities should be converted into grow facilities. Of course, we’ve got a full roundup of all the drama, triumphs, and fiascos

1:21:11

Happy New Year To The RANT ARMY

Football Ranter ·

2025/01/07

In today’s episode, we say a heartfelt thank you, champion women’s rights and equality, and dive into the pressing issue of the nation’s staggering scone consumption. We also dish out nominations for the greatest people of 2024, alongside the not-so-coveted title of Biggest C%*T of the Year. Naturally, we’ll touch on Elon—future President of Planet Earth—and round things off with Chapo’s top tips on dodging the law when it comes to steroid shenanigans and poison escapades. Stay tuned, it’s a wild

1:14:56

Is this a Sheffield United podcast? I think not!

Football Ranter ·

2024/11/28

In today’s show, we’re discussing a topic very close to our hearts: Men’s Mental Health Week. If you need someone to talk to, the Samaritans are always there—call them in the UK at 116 123 or visit samaritans.org. And remember, you can always reach out to us too. Let’s keep the conversation going.On a lighter note, we tackle the big questions: Should a used condom really be grounds to cancel a game? Does Chapo have a point about Steve Cooper actually looking like a policeman? Did Bandit almost off

1:19:53

Are Mancunians Secretly German? And Do They Suffer...

Football Ranter ·

2024/11/12

In today’s episode, we dive into why Mancunians are suddenly considered Germans instead of their usual "bin dipper" label. Meanwhile, Chapo manages to get himself arrested (again), and Bomb discovers that referees can throw around all sorts of insults, including calling players C$%ts, without anyone batting an eye. Over in Hampshire, Southampton defenders are busy racking up red cards, which feels fitting since, let’s be real, Southampton is a shithole. And what’s the latest drama with Northern DT

1:02:05

The Bald Bandit - Trumps an orange faced muppet

Football Ranter ·

2024/11/06

Just a heads-up, everyone—we've finally cracked the code on our editing platform, so brace yourselves for a flood of content on your timelines. Yes, we’re thrilled to have stumbled upon a winning formula (after only about a hundred attempts) that we can totally build on. And no, I’m not expecting anyone from Sheffield to get excited or even have the capcity to read, since we all know it’s basically the UK’s preferred dumping group for the nation’s dullards and imbeciles. Oh, and speaking of

1:05:40

How much Jazz it too much Jazz & are there too many...

Football Ranter ·

2024/09/12

This Week A-Bomb and El-Chapo discuss a plethora of football related topics including , Chelsea , Arsenal , San Marino and a special mention to our new favourite team the Hawk & Tun , Like , Subscribe , Share and get involved , Cheers people Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

59:19

We Are BACK !!!!

Football Ranter ·

2024/09/06

Here we go! We're back and ranting to go for our 1st show on transfer deadline day—we have players out, players in from the crew, and the of course the chaos is in full swing! Roadman’s still checking in on you to make sure your ok, while Chapo's still got that burning hatred for Sheffield and Bomb is still trying to keep things in check. Join us as we dive into the wild ramblings of the crew and gear up for an exciting season full of madness on the Football Ranter podcast!You won’t want to miss

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