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Loose In A Bag

Random assortment of topics, stories, rants, hometown lore, and inappropriate jokes. Recorded live from a submarine.

comedy comedy fiction

All Episodes

99:15

Episode 25 - They Really Fell Off

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/11/08

The mush is where life begins. It’s like sickle cell but for everyone. I am driving with open wrappers. Them diaper BBLs. CNY Club Club. I just got out. Ol’ Sweet Dick Willy. Flick it at her.

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183:13

Episode 24 - Send Em Back To PA

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/11/05

Greatest hits, 5 episodes in. The best disease to have? You’re telling me it’s 2025 and there’s a drought? That girl I corner in the bathroom. Home of the hot beer. Fall out of a window for 25 yards. Mothafuckin spray paint? He spits on his own floor. It’s all poison. RealTree TryHardPantys. How do lasers word?

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150:19

Episode 23 - We Put The Peperoncini In The Box

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/11/03

Don’t you die on me. Stealing downs valor. Throwing so much rope, almost worked myself into a shoot. Aunt Buttersworth. Half brother to pac-man. Get a husband bitch. You up? Like you’re getting punched in DBZ. It’s not a feature it’s a bug. There he is, there’s Ivan. He’s a girl.

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166:53

Episode 22 - Shootout At The OKKK Corral

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/10/29

They Gucci man’ed Trump. Tell her I want the D.A.R.E. hoodie back. Sperm with the bad hairline & sadness. Drinking rain water. Gotta stud the stud. He was your day one. Steak-umms or we break-umms. How to squirrel your money away. Girl Scout troop work release. How many of these kids are A1 ninjas. We’re Scarface.

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116:00

Episode 21 - You’re Gunna Bottom For Hotdogs

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/10/27

If you got a five head HMU. 32 teeth between 17 people. Corn: something to do. Was it a work? I’ll have a mansion….. no I won’t. I don’t think you can say transcripts. Your baby hairs are lookin dry. As you used the syrup, she got white. Playing touch butt in the park.

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171:02

Episode 20 - Snake In The Bodega

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/10/24

There’s no guiding some of these tramps. I got a dry socket. Let me give you a good time. Straight to VHS. Marvel vs Capcom or gtfo. I was coming in and out of reality. Flapjack. Clearly in a basement. You just saw my credit. He’s a Simpsons white. Big booty Judy. Oops all nooses. The original apple logo is very very different. God damn shapeshifter.

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148:47

Episode 19 - Extremely Safe Fish

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/10/22

Selling snatch for $8. The people with the eyes! Not me, not right now. Joey Chestnut political prisoner. You’re worrying too much. White sucker. Not with that attitude. I don’t want to type that up. American debt path. By crashing into the same guardrail? If you wear pants, your shoes will get all fucked up.

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148:30

Episode 18 - South American Death Squads

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/10/15

By Russia I mean Alaska. He did wet work, somethin. 13th alliteration. The war of 1812 didn’t happen. left Twix till I die. This cuck working shit. Bongs with no water. Non-fatal deaths. I was just yellin it at my mom. They totally don’t buy meth. Please send bobs. Real bangup operation going on. Kid cuisine brownie. Caging in the homeless.

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192:16

Episode 16 - Crackhead Side Quests

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/10/13

Could I get a real cop out here, like a woman. You got sweatpants on Klarna bro? Meat gazers. Guns get me so hard. She wants to have the biggest carbon footprint. It’s man-honey. Obstacle Illusion. Artisanal coke heads. Meet up at someone’s house and puke in buckets. That’s why I jerk on company time. Talking like a stroke victim. Schizophrenic dog. Printing off videos frame by frame. I keep it real with my kid. We gotta get off this boat. We don’t no like spider down on the bayou. A time

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304:07

Episode 15 - I Can Already Smell PA.

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/10/08

Stroke victim talking. Bubbas. Trying to pod and got caught up in a wood chipper. Definitely saw me hit that bong. I could start being a lard boy. We don’t need to give both points. 3-4 month Mounjaro break. I gotta sell my shit. Someone told me that and I took it as gospel. John Daily is a BEAST. Fancy names for hurting animals. Nobody likes a guy who used to do it, and don’t. Hit it so hard it looks like a Miss. You gotta become an ash in the can guy. I’m going to cut him off, but I'm going to use

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176:54

Episode 14 - Soft‑Pack 100’s

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/10/06

You god damn ape! It would be crazy if they got hacked right? Original intimidator. She spin hot tire. Spill Tony. Dick Tiffany Gear. You know how you just pick up energy & put it in a box. JESUS SAVES. She was probably out there hoping like we were. Welcome to the guild. The call is coming from inside the henhouse. Never looked into wholesale price of dildos. My buddy, he had a cool island. He takes a whole bottle of HIMS. Idk if I trust ya. Saw 1000.

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135:45

Episode 13 - Don’t You Dare Look In My Trunk.

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/09/28

I was breaking physics to get to work! It’s the jewel & crown of NY state. Make Pennsylvania into more New York. I got a new job, that’s not paying me anything. You even lift while you smoke bro? So fat you’re fucking up the subframe. A bucket is a sweet device for any kind of food. Shit in the bed podcast. They got what they deserved, they’re a car park. Order an Amazon katana. Then we start catching hillbillies. LIABWF. Goodnight Hulkamaniacs. Cheap cigarettes & steakums. Get daddy alittle

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97:52

Episode 12 - Best Boy Grip #4

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/09/23

The real OG dope heads. Brown dimebags. Breaking down bigger rocks & turning them into smaller rocks. This is a terrible angle. Riding the lightning. Can we come in? Getting arrested is pretty chill. 4th rate White House. Worked himself into a shoot. Best boy.

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119:13

Episode 11 - Post Reefer Madness, Pre Civil Rights

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/09/23

Bitch, I’m tryna get dumb high. Balanciaga Jeans. You’ll catch something. Fuckin blow & snortin hookers, x2. NoThot-Grumman. You don’t have to drive the speed limit if you don’t want to. Little people big world, that crazy shit. Russians are mad afraid of bees. Head-faked in changing your name. Coke death squads are back baby! You put on a mustache over your mustache. Life’s been beating the shit outta you. They probably think he’s a transmission. I’ll hit you back, over the next 10-15. “Hey

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119:13

Episode 11 - Post Reefer Madness, Pre Civil Rights.

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/09/07

Bitch, I’m tryna get dumb high. Balanciaga Jeans. You’ll catch something. Fuckin blow & snortin hookers, x2. NoThot-Grumman. You don’t have to drive the speed limit if you don’t want to. Little people big world, that crazy shit. Russians are mad afraid of bees. Head-faked in changing your name. Coke death squads are back baby! You put on a mustache over your mustache. Life’s been beating the shit outta you. They probably think he’s a transmission. I’ll hit you back, over the next 10-15. “Hey

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02:31:43

Episode 9 - Plastics, They’re Good For You.

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/08/21

I know Killer Mike. You need a bit of mercury to go with your plastics. He wants to retire but they won’t let him. I stole cuz my daddy stole! You wanna talk about real America, real Americans, fuckin bats. Save a horse, kill a horse girl shirts. My knees are salt potatoes. All the hits, our big bopers.*Special Guest* Andrew Christopher Walken Cuomo Times were different it was the pandemic. Pinching asses breathing down necks. It all comes back to horses. TPizza, wings, and a four piece. Mario is

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02:40:37

Episode 8 - I Pee A lot & I’m Worried.

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/08/18

They’re a one trick pony. Then you wipe down, towards the balls. Shoot your local horse girl. In my mom hole. Their wangs are throbbing. Separate the art from the artist. Are they talking to me? Kids gotta get in the fields. I’m about to subscribe, we need content. They can’t find shit, if it’s in your ass. Jeffrey Epstein was Deion Sanders. Walk right across, on lithium batteries. Coach Prime, can you transform into a truck real quick? Roll em back further. Who am I? Like they were trying to hide

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02:14:07

Episode 7 - Cyber-Punk Santa

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/08/13

The submarine is the B plot. Now there’s two dogs. Whatever symbol is the bad one now. I live in the prelims. It’s no B*bydickin, but you know. 4756. Then he is ready to lock in & get this credit. That is a very Cyber-Punk Santa thing to do. CBBA. It’s Ye not Ye. I need a baller ass shirt for this inauguration dinner. They got all the riff raff out, including me. I can’t believe it’s not shirt. I give my local homeless money. The Chinese allegedly took my taste and smell. What a maniac, what is

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01:49:35

Episode 6 - A Full Rogan In The Horse

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/08/12

13 herbs & spices of SARs. Out here trying to head home runs like Barry Bonds. Trucker showers. You wanted Oxy’s. Equestrians. Falling asleep while smoking dope, and the stove catches fire. Gene Hackman’s gone nobody will stop me. See now you’re becoming the monster. I have said best Korea atleast twice. 2 person horse suit. You got me HOT. Sucking fetuses. We’re getting retro jacked. He keeps saying bibliotheca. Muckbangin & riffin. Gods country. Let’s finger it out. Take a midnight stroll

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02:39:30

Episode 5 Part 2: Crackbaby Finds Several Bodies

Loose In A Bag ·

2025/08/03

Turban hat on. What the shitty-diddy. There’s a graveyard of collection agencies. Three different colors of blue. Criminally inbreed. The immaculate arrest. Dust it out! Everybody’s day one boy. I have one star. Is it correlation or causation. These jockeys are taking these horses to task.

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