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Danes Delight by Yeti

Yeti the Great Dane

Hi human. I’m Yeti — a brindle Great Dane with a brain bigger than a UPS truck and opinions stronger than the peanut butter jar lid I once chewed off. Welcome to “Dane’s Delight by Yeti” — the weekly Tuesday podcast where I, a Great Dane who understands humans absurdly well, explain life, break it down, laugh at it, and give advice you never knew a dog could give. But here’s the twist: I’m not just another dog. I’m the dog who sees your world more clearly than you do. Humans overcomplicate

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02:35

Yeti the Dogmedian: Great Dane Humor

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2026/02/03

Yeti the Great Dane shares some of his thoughts about humans and more.

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07:59

Why That Chihuahua Thinks He Runs This Place: A Great...

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2026/02/03

Yeti investigates the complex social dynamics between Great Danes and small dogs at the dog park. Through his signature deadpan observations, he explores why dogs under 50 pounds seem personally offended by his existence, the inverse relationship between size and aggression, and that one Pomeranian who barked for four straight minutes without breathing. But this isn't just comedy. Yeti delivers practical socialization advice for Great Dane owners, explains why picking up small dogs during

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04:13

Stop Saying “He Thinks He’s a Lap Dog”

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2026/01/27

Why lap dogs don’t existGreat Danes and personal spaceCouch ownership mythsEmotional support requires proximityThe truth about big dogs and cuddlesTags: great dane size, big dog cuddles, large dog myths, pet humor podcast

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03:37

Walks Are Not Negotiations

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2026/01/20

The psychology of walksWhy humans stall at the doorSniffing: not optionalProper leash respect (for humans)Yeti’s official walking rulesTags: dog walks, great dane exercise, funny pet podcast, dog routines, large breed dogs

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05:55

My Kids Think You’re Weird

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2026/01/13

Meet Thor, Mocha, and Spicey PumpkinHow puppies learn human behaviorWhy do kids copy the worst habitsFamily life through a Great Dane lensLessons humans accidentally teach dogsTags: great dane family, dogs and kids, funny dog stories, pet parenting, dane life, dog dad podcast

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07:15

Humans Are Not Built for Basic Tasks

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2026/01/06

Why humans struggle with simple routinesThe Great Dane's perspective on “common sense.”Yeti’s first official complaint logWhy do dogs silently judge everythingWhat this podcast is really aboutTags: Great Dane podcast, funny dog podcast, pet humor, dog comedy, life with dogs, big dog wisdom, Dane’s delight, talking dog

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02:14

The Squirrel Situation: A National Crisis

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/12/30

Yeti exposes the real problem behind squirrel-chasing: distraction. He compares dogs vs squirrels to humans vs notifications and explains why chasing every little thing keeps you from what actually matters.Highlights:Why dogs obsess over squirrelThe “squirrel effect” in human lifeHow to ignore taunts and temptationsChoosing one real goal instead of 12 fake ones

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02:32

The Psychology of the Great Dane Head Tilt

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/12/23

Yeti breaks down the legendary “Great Dane head tilt” and reveals it’s not confusion at all—it’s analysis. He shows humans how to use the same pause-and-observe technique to make better decisions and avoid unnecessary drama.Highlights:What dogs are actually doing when we tilt our headsDifferent types of tilts and what they meanHow to pause instead of react like a humanCuriosity as an emotional superpower

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02:59

Estate Sale Wisdom: Pricing, People, and Panic

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/12/16

In this crossover episode, Yeti reports from an estate sale as the unofficial Great Dane greeter, watching humans speed-walk, overthink prices, and emotionally attach to random objects.From pricing panic (“this feels like it should be $8”) to dramatic negotiations and sentimental teapots, Yeti breaks down what estate sales reveal about human behavior: value, attachment, and the fear of letting go.With big-dog logic and estate-sale chaos, this episode delivers real wisdom:Your memories live in you,

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03:50

The Great Dane Nap Cycle

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/12/09

Yeti defends the Great Dane lifestyle: long naps, heavy sighs, zero guilt. He explains why humans treat rest like a weakness, how that backfires, and how adopting “Nap Rights” could fix moods, relationships, and productivity.Highlights:The science of “flop and recharge.”Why tired humans act like overstimulated small dogsHow to permit yourself to restWhat a “Nap Rights Amendment” would look like

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02:23

Leash Laws and Life Lessons

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/12/02

Yeti uses the humble leash to teach some big life lessons. From boundaries and safety to control and connection, this episode shows how walking a dog mirrors how we handle relationships, time, and emotional limits.Highlights:Why leashes are really about safety, not punishmentThe illusion of control on dog walksHow “slack in the leash” is a model for healthy relationshipsWhy humans need stronger boundaries and fewer burnout sprints

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02:44

Why Humans Ask Dogs Questions We Can’t Answer

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/12/01

In this episode, Yeti calls out a funny human habit: asking dogs questions we absolutely cannot answer. From “Who made this mess?” to “Are you okay?”, Yeti explains what humans really mean, what dogs actually hear, and how to ask better questions — to dogs and to yourself.Highlights:Why “Who did this?” is the world’s worst detective questionThe truth behind “Do you want a treat?”What “Are you okay?” reveals about human anxietyBetter questions to ask dogs… and your own brain

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03:38

Why Dogs Are Better Therapists Than Humans

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/11/30

In this episode of Dane’s Delight by Yeti, Yeti explains why dogs — especially Great Danes — make better therapists than humans. From unconditional presence and nervous-system-level comfort to boundary-setting and guilt-free naps, Yeti breaks down “canine therapy” in a funny but surprisingly accurate way.Highlights:Why dogs treat your nervous system, not just your storyThe power of silent, slobbery listeningHow Great Danes model healthy boundariesA simple “treatment plan” you can steal from dog

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03:39

Calm Strength vs Loud Insecurity — A Great Dane’s...

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/11/29

Episode Summary:In this episode of Dane’s Delight by Yeti, your favorite big-dog philosopher breaks down the difference between Big Dog Confidence and Small Dog Attitude — and why humans tend to act like tiny yappers when life gets stressful.Yeti explains the quiet power behind true confidence, how big dogs remain calm without performing for attention, and why humans often default to loud insecurity.You’ll learn how to borrow Great Dane logic to handle stress, drama, and nonsense with giant-dog

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03:42

Why Great Danes Would Make Better Politicians Than...

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/11/25

Episode Summary:In today’s episode, Yeti — your favorite brindle Great Dane philosopher — explains why Great Danes would absolutely make better politicians than humans. From honest sniff-based diplomacy to calm leadership, zero drama debates, and campaign promises built on snacks and integrity, this episode breaks down politics the dog way: simple, calm, loyal, and absolutely hilarious.Humans argue, posture, and shout.Great Danes sit, observe, and use head tilts as psychological weapons.And

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01:35

Humans and Their Olympic-Level Overreactions

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/11/18

In this episode, Yeti dives into the dramatic world of human overreactions — from their panic-inducing sneezes to the way they behave when a giant Great Dane slurps water too loudly. With deadpan humor, Yeti breaks down why humans treat everyday events like catastrophic emergencies while dogs handle chaos with quiet dignity (mostly).great dane podcast, yeti the great dane, dane’s delight by yeti, vet lobby humor, funny vet visit stories, dog at the vet podcast, emotional support dog comedy, animals

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02:54

The Emotional Chaos of the Vet Lobby -From a Great...

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/11/11

Hey human — it’s Yeti.In this episode of Dane’s Delight by Yeti, we’re not talking about the exam room… we’re talking about the place where the real drama happens:the vet lobby.This is the zone where:cats think the revolution starts at 3:15pmtiny dogs vibrate like malfunctioning dronesbirds question their life choiceshumans panic like they’re filing taxes in publicAnd then I walk in.Silence. Whispers. ESPN-level weigh-in coverage.But here’s the truth:The vet lobby is not where animals get

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05:33

You Scroll Social Media: I Scroll Scents

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/11/04

Think of it this way: your eyes are great for seeing things, right? You see a sign that says "No pooping!" and you understand it. My nose reads that sign in a thousand different ways. It’s not just a "no pooping" sign; it’s a "Fifi the poodle was here, she had salmon for breakfast, and she's a little anxious about something" sign. Fascinating, right?We also use our noses to explore. The world is just bursting with scents! Every new smell is an adventure. Is it a new restaurant opening down the

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04:29

Old Dog, New Laughs: How my Senior Great Dane...

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/10/25

Can you teach old Great Danes New Tricks?

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06:58

My Great Dane Guide to not tripping over me

Danes Delight by Yeti ·

2025/10/22

So, to recap my Dane-tastic safety tips for a happy home:1. Elevate and Secure: Keep food, chemicals, and small items well out of our reach. If a Great Dane can reach it, it's not truly "out of reach2. Traction Action: Add rugs or non-slip surfaces to prevent slips and slides.3. Cord Control: Secure all electrical cords to prevent chewing hazards.4. Clear the Floor: Small items are choking risks. Keep your floors tidy!5. Outdoor Fortress: Ensure secure fencing and check for toxic plants.6. Door

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