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The B Movie Beatdown

Jordan & Alicia

Sleeper Hits and Midnight Misses Jordan and Alicia, and sometimes Peter, cover humanity"s finest films, and a fair share of flops. New episodes every Tuesday

tv & film film reviews

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Ep. 112 - Mythica: The Necromancer (2015): Does...

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2026/04/21

Zorlock?! I hardly know her! This week we're back for another tabletop session with MYTHICA: The NECROMANCER (2015). This time we're bringing Pete into the fold. Did he watch the first two? No, no he did not. Did we tell him what happened? Also No. Get ready for a movie that's all filler and no substance. Seriously, this one could have been an email.

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01:20:17

Ep. 111 - Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels...

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2026/04/14

Oi! This week we're busting out the subtitles for Guy Ritchie's first film LOCK, STOCK AND TWO SMOKING BARRELS (1998). Prepare for fast talk, comedic beats, and an interwoven story that'll leave your head spinning. So don't lose those antique shotguns and make sure you bring a matching trench coat.

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01:03:46

Ep. 110 Cube Zero (2004): Nobody Takes the Gemini...

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2026/04/07

Cuby-dooby-doo! We enter the cube for the (possibly) finale time with CUBE ZERO (2004)! This somehow has some of the best and worst practical effects in the franchise; the good kind that's ewy gooey and makes you cringe and the terribly bad kind of Jax's doll eye that takes you out of the movie. Get ready to lose your boots, again. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:16:55

Ep. 109 - Malibu Express (1985): That was the icky...

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2026/03/31

One oiled up cowboy coming right up! And he has the right tool for the job...by tool I mean his penis. There's also a chick named June Knockers and boy does she got some big ones. Okay, I'm done. This week we head back into the Sidariverse to cover the one that started the Bombs, Bullets, and Babes series: MALIBU EXPRESS (1985)! Is it the best Andy Sidaris movie we've done? No, but its definitely the horniest. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com

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Ep. 108 - Grizzly II: Revenge (1983/2020): We're not...

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2026/03/24

This was bad! We're doing GRIZZLY II: REVENGE (1983/2021), a film that should have stayed gone. Plagued by production problems, this is a big bowl of nothing with boring sauce and a side of regret. Get ready for a movie filled with stock footage and immense disappointment. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:07:29

Ep. 107 Tremors II: Aftershocks (1996): Bipedal...

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2026/03/17

Finally! We are finally giving you the promised: TREMORS II: AFTERSHOCKS (1990)! The worms are back baby and something ain't right. Fredward is leading the boys down to Mexico in this one, so let's load up the truck with some RC cars, and enough explosives to level an oil refinery. Of course, we didn't forget the umbrella this time. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:01:09

Ep. 106 - Barb Wire (1996): I just want Liam Neeson...

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2026/03/10

Don't call her babe! This week we're bringing you some real trash with BARB WIRE (1996)! We have Pamela Anderson doing stuff in a dystopian America where things happen. I hope you brought something to do because this one doesn't get off the ground until we're halfway through. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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Ep. 105 Grizzly (1976): They can smell the menstruation!

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2026/03/03

Bears!, and we're not talking daddies! This week we're heading into a national forest as we hunt for a GRIZZLY (1976)! We'll be yelling for Ranger Kelly as a bear rips off our arms, legs and heads. Knives don't cut it. Guns don't pierce it. Someone get the rocket launcher! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:10:16

Blockbuster Beatdown - X-Men Origins: Wolverine...

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2026/02/24

Snikt! Time for the biggest Blockbuster in Beatdown history. A budget so vast that the total eclipses every Beatdown prior. A mountain of cold hard cash that could only be used to make the greatest film ever made. That's right, we're covering X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE (2009)! Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:01:45

Ep. 104 Strike Commando (1987): Jakota Dohnson

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2026/02/17

It's Rebruary! You know him, you love him, give it up for Reb Brown and another rip-off that's better than the rest: STRIKE COMMANDO (1987)! Reb plays a 4x sole survivor out for vengeance in the mean jungles of Milan. I mean Manilla, but it's hard to tell when we have some very Italian Russians. Anyways, here, have some more Reb Brown. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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56:36

Ep. 103 - Raiders of the Sun (1992): You're not gonna...

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2026/02/10

Blackpowder! We're going to a post-apocalyptic desert with crazy cars, football pad armor, and so many explosions you'll end up with tinnitus with RAIDERS OF THE SUN (1992)! Get ready for two - count it - TWO storylines that touch tips and fight over who is the most mediocre in this literal sleeper hit. Speaking of hitting anything, you won't need to worry about that, because these guys can't even hit someone with a rocket launcher. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail:

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01:02:51

Ep. 102 - Mortuary (1982): Bill Paxton was at the...

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2026/02/03

Hey Boogeyman - let's boogie! This week we're inviting you to the unholy matrimony of Paul and Christie in MORTUARY (1982)! So get ready to embalm your loved ones and give a toast to the lovely new couple. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:13:40

Ep. 101 The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974):...

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2026/01/27

Bonk! One by one we'll be getting knocked out and dragged into the basement of THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974)! That's right, we're doing the grandfather of slashers this week, so get ready to hate on Franklin and question the horrible choices and laugh at their pain.I hope I get turned into a pretty lampshade. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:25:08

Ep. 100 - The First Annual Beaty's Part II

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2026/01/20

Welcome to the First Annual Beaty's Part II awards! YOU voted, YOU waited, now WE get to share the winners of the 2025 Beaty's. So go get dolled up in your comfiest robe, pour yourself a whiskey in the biggest glass you own, and join us to induct these new members into our annals. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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55:54

Ep. 99 Mythica: The Darkspore: (2015): They poop...

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2026/01/13

Necromancer? I hardly know her! This week we are continuing down the mystical world of MYTHICA: THE DARKSPORE (2015)! Everyone is back for their second dose of fantasy adventure, and this time we have an oiled-up elf named Qole that's causing a stir. So, polish off that armor and hone that sword edge, because we just leveled up. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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46:45

Ep. 98 Mythica: A Quest for Heroes (2014): We're in...

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2026/01/06

Ogre?! I barely know her! This week, we're embarking on an adventure with MYTHICA: A QUEST FOR HEROES (2014)! A fantasy flick where a dwarf decapitates someone with a sick axe throw. We've got the usual love at first sight, and yet everyone just keeps talking about Marek's club foot. So strap on your armor and sharpen your swords, because we have damsels to save. It's time to roll initiative. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd:

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01:22

A more special message from Jordan

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/12/30

Sorry folks! No Beatys this week. The Beaty's will return at a later date, but for now we have to be like those losers at the academy and do our award show in the following year. We love you all, and we're looking forward to bringing you more content!

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01:01:32

Ep. 97 Bloodbeat (1983): C*MCON 4

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/12/23

She's flickin it all night long! This week we're watching one chick flick it all day and all night, in BLOODBEAT (1983). And boy did she beat it. Not only in the bedroom, but in the mind of a suit of samurai armor that goes on a bloody rampage, which is as cool as this movie gets. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:10

A Special Message from Pete

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/12/16

No episode this week! Go vote for the Beaty's and join us next week for Bloodbeat! Vote here: https://forms.gle/gS7gLP444NxUPVbt8 Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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01:13:02

Ep. 96 Summer of 84 (2018): It's like a sad handjob

The B Movie Beatdown ·

2025/12/09

More like Summer of 80 - Bore! This week we're checking out the murder mystery SUMMER OF 84 (2018)! Instead of subverting expectations, this film chose simplicity, predictability, and ultimately, boredom. I'm falling asleep just thinking about it, so grab your GI Joe walkie-talkie and get ready to fall asleep to this nostalgia bait Honeypot. Instagram: @bmoviebeatFacebook: The B Movie BeatdownEmail: thebmoviebeatdown@gmail.com Letterboxd: @Absolute_trash @SlenderJames @Petedown

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