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The Whole Nine Yards

Milton and Vivian

From the office water cooler to the mic: Milton, Vivian, and the occasional special guest break down the intriguing world of the NFL, rant about our super competitive fantasy leagues, and the meaning of life after football.

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00:35:54

Texans Cook The Bills + Weak Slate Energy 🧑‍🍳🪫

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/11/21

The Vibe: The playoff picture is getting messy, and the Bills are looking vulnerable after getting cooked by the Texans' backup QB. Milton braces for a week of "ugly and tough matchups," placing his trust in the strategic mind of the 10-1 Vivian to navigate the weak slate energy.TNF Recap: The Texans beat the Bills 23-19 in a defensive masterclass. The Houston defense was historic, sacking Josh Allen 8 times—a career first for him—and forcing 3 takeaways. Davis Millsremains undefeated

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00:43:40

Ep. 19: Record Breaking Weekend + 2 Cents for a...

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/11/18

The Vibe: A wild Week 11 is in the books, featuring historic highs and crushing lows. Milton is licking his wounds after Vivian (now a dominant 10-1) took him down, but he's still fighting for a playoff spot amidst a whirlwind of QB drama and season-ending injuries.Weekend Blitz: A week for the record books.Historic Highs: Jacoby Brissett set an NFL record with 47 completions, while Jaxon Smith-Njigba became the first player ever with 75+ receiving yards in his first 10 games.Historic

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00:46:23

Ep. 18: The Witching Hour Is Upon Us 🧙‍♂️🕰️

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/11/14

he Vibe: The fantasy playoff push is here! With only four weeks left in the regular season, Milton's teams are all still in the hunt. His excitement for football is back, fueled by Vivian's insights and a little help from The Darkness.TNF Recap: The Patriots beat the Jets 27-14, becoming the first team to 9 wins. TreVeyon Henderson exploded for 3 TDs in Rhamondre Stevenson's absence, while Justin Fields continued to struggle, putting his job in jeopardy.The News: A serious note on mental

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00:47:06

Ep. 17: Daboll Dropped + Blast From Waivers Past 🪓🔙

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/11/11

The Vibe: Milton is in a funk, feeling a lack of excitement around the NFL due to bad football, penalties, and injuries. But the news of Brian Daboll's firing—a move Vivian predicted weeks ago—offers a jolt of reality as the coaching carousel begins to spin.Weekend Blitz: A week of historic performances and shocking upsets.Jonathan Taylor's Record Day: The Colts' RB set a new franchise record with 286 scrimmage yards and 3 TDs, delivering a monstrous 48.1 fantasy points.Bills Upset by

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00:38:14

Ep. 16: Don't Be a Raider: Your Guide to Not Fumbling...

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/11/07

The Vibe: The fantasy stretch run is here! With just a few weeks left in the regular season, Milton warns against fumbling this critical period, using the hapless Raiders as a cautionary tale. Meanwhile, 8-1 Vivian is here to guide you to the playoffs. We also take a moment of silence for Marshawn Kneeland.TNF Recap: The Broncos beat the Raiders 10-7 in one of the ugliest games in recent memory. It was only the second game since 1950 where both teams had more penalties than first downs. Bo

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00:39:11

Ep. 15: Mahomes Gets Spooked, Fantasy Hell, TRADES!...

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/11/04

The Vibe: Milton is soaring with his teams at 7-2, loving the Cowboys' and Chiefs' struggles. But the weekend was a brutal mix of blockbuster trades and a devastating wave of injuries, leaving everyone asking if they have a spare ACL to donate.Weekend Blitz: A record-breaking, chaos-filled week.Bears 47, Bengals 42: A legendary shootout. Joe Flacco (450+ yards) joined an elite group of 40+ year-old QBs, while Caleb Williams caught a TD pass.Panthers 16, Packers 13: The largest upset of the

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00:40:46

Ep. 14: The Nightmare Before Kickoff (RIP Scary...

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/10/31

The Vibe: Happy Halloween! The ultimate fear in fantasy isn't ghosts or goblins—it's the Thursday night start/sit decision that haunts you all weekend. Milton confesses this weekly dread, while breaking news of Terry McLaurin's re-injury makes the nightmare a reality for his managers.TNF Recap: The Ravens dismantled the Dolphins 28-6, a horror show for Miami. Lamar Jacksonthrew 4 TDs, Mark Andrews caught two, and the Ravens D/ST finally woke up, leaving many managers who benched them

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00:44:33

Ep. 13: Packers Send A-Rod Packing + Week 9 Waivers:...

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/10/28

he Vibe: Milton is seeing red after a brutal week of fantasy losses, culminating in a profound understanding of the "you mad, bro?" meme. He's officially calling Dak Prescott's MVP season over after a disastrous performance.Weekend Blitz: A wild week where tight ends stole the show, but not the ones we expected.Tight End Explosion: 10 different TEs scored touchdowns, including Dallas Goedert (2 TDs) and Tucker Kraft (2 TDs), but Cade Otton and Tyler Warren were nowhere to be

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00:39:24

Ep. 12: National TE Week! 🏈🎉

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/10/24

The Vibe: It's National TE Week, and the Chargers' Oronde Gadsden kicked off the celebration with a huge TNF performance. Milton feels for TJ Hockenson, who was left out of the fun thanks to a painful-looking Carson Wentz, and for anyone who started the now-dead Quentin Johnston.TNF Recap: The Chargers dominated the Vikings 37-10. The story was the rise of Oronde Gadsden, who led the team in routes and has 19 catches for 309 yards in his last three games. Meanwhile, Quentin Johnston hit season lows

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00:39:51

Ep. 11: BYEmageddon Is Upon Us 🗓️💥

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/10/21

The Vibe: The bye-pocalypse is here, with six teams off in Week 8. Milton warns to never get ahead of yourself in fantasy, a lesson he learned after a humbling 50-point week. Meanwhile, Vivian is quietly dominating at 6-1. We also take a moment of silence for former RB Doug Martin.Pick 6: Our six biggest takeaways from a chaotic Week 7:London Jags Myth Busted: The Rams flew in late and demolished the "experienced" Jaguars abroad.Dolphins Freeze Again: A hint of cold and the Miami offense shuts down,

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00:39:30

Ep. 10 You're Fired and Everyone Is Dead 📉⚰️

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/10/17

The Vibe: Vivian returns from her Greek Bye to a brutal week of firings and broken bodies. But Milton found a bright spot in a thrilling, vintage Joe Flacco vs. Aaron Rodgers shootout on TNF that had him feeling like a kid again.TNF Recap: The Bengals outlasted the Steelers 33-31 in an old-man QB battle and TE showcase. A petty Aaron Rodgers froze out DK Metcalf after two first-half INTs. The Bengals won despite surprise inactives on defense, making Trey Hendrickson a major trade target?The

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00:33:03

Ep. 9: No One Is Safe (Not Even Your Kicker) 🦵💀

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/10/08

The Vibe: The injury apocalypse rages on, claiming even kickers now. Milton is surviving, going 3-6, while Vivian checks in from Greece, proving her ultimate fantasy football commitment knows no borders.Pick 6: Our six biggest takeaways from a wild Week 5:Never Trust Cardinals RBs: The backfield is a chaotic vulture-fest.Justin Fields: A fantasy sweetheart, even in real-life losses.Rehabbed QBs: Baker Mayfield and Sam Darnold are fully revived after early career turmoil.Revenge is a Dish Best Served

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00:37:53

Ep 8: Bye Weeks & Bad Breaks 🏝🏥

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/10/04

The Vibe: Bye weeks are here, and so is a brutal wave of injuries. Milton kicks things off by tipping his hat to the ultimate "dawg," Mac Jones, who is thriving in the 49ers' system after being "damaged goods" in New England.TNF Recap: The 49ers beat the Rams 26-23 in a gutsy, "rock-punk" performance. With a massive injury list, the Niners' rag-tag squad, led by Jones, played with heart and fire, sealing the win with a game-ending forced fumble.The News: The

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00:38:23

Episode 07: Russ is Simmering , The Gridiron Goes...

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/09/26

The Vibe: Milton is back, lamenting the slow-cook style of Russell Wilson's play and the even slower pace of Thursday night's game. The NFL heads to Dublin for a historic international matchup!TNF Recap: The Seahawks beat the Cardinals 23-20 in a game they dominated despite the close score. Zach Charbonnet vultured a goal-line TD, while Kyler Murray frustrated owners by refusing to use his elite mobility. A bright spot: Marvin Harrison Jr. finally got the "monkey off his back" with

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00:42:59

Episode 06: Big Cats 🦁 > Big Birds🐧

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/09/24

The Vibe: Milton kicks things off with a history lesson: always bet on the Big Cats over the Big Birds. He went 3-3 this week but had a blast thanks to a game-winning "Big Man Carrying the Ball" moment. We also take a moment of silence for former Bengals RB Rudi Johnson.Weekend Blitz: A week of blowouts, breakouts, and brutal losses.Panthers 30, Falcons 0: A stunning shutout. Michael Penix looked terrible, and the Falcons are already calling for Kirk Cousins.Vikings 48, Bengals 10: A

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00:44:33

EpisodeE 05: Our Pets Heads Are Falling Off 🐶🩼

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/09/19

The Vibe: Milton ignored Vivian's advice to take his wife on a date for TNF, and while the Dolphins put up a "cute" fight, it was mostly just more dinking and dunking from Tua. The real story is the endless parade of injuries falling like... well, pets' heads.TNF Recap: The Bills beat the Dolphins 31-21, but the score is deceiving. It took Tua 26 attempts to get 100 yards. The only highlight was Jaylen Waddle finally catching a TD, though his celebration was "pretty

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00:37:31

Episode 04: Offenses Are Cooking By a Nose, By a Toe 🤥➕🦶

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/09/16

The Vibe: Milton is riding high after a 4-2 week, fueled by a team built entirely of waiver wire mercenaries. It’s a beautiful chaos that’s working.Weekend Blitz: A wild, record-setting week of football is in the books!Giants vs. Cowboys (40-37): Absolute Cinema. A bonkers finish saw Russell Wilson (450 yds, 3 TDs) and Malik Nabers connect for a late TD, only for Brandon Aubrey to win it with a record-tying 64-yard FG as time expired.Bills vs. Jets (30-10): Josh Allen (broken nose and all) did Josh

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00:48:41

Episode 03: The Revenge Tour: DK, Ben Johnson, and...

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/09/12

The Vibe: The week starts on a somber note after a scary false alarm about Jayden Reed's injury reminds us how serious this game can be. Milton and Vivian are here to guide you through the gloom and get you ready for Week 2.TNF Recap: The Packers beat the Commanders 27-18, extending their home win streak in the series. The Green Bay defense looks legit, making two playoff teams look incompetent. Jayden Danielssalvaged his day with garbage time, while Terry McLaurin continued the trend of WRs

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00:39:15

Episode 02: Ain't that a kicker? 🦵🏈

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/09/09

The Vibe: Milton is riding the high of a wild Week 1, going 4-1 in his leagues with a nail-biting win sealed by a walk-off Matt Prater field goal. It’s good to be back in the swing of NFL Sundays.Weekend Blitz: A rapid-fire recap of all the action:Chiefs Lose in Brazil: Justin Herbert and Quentin Johnston looked sharp, while the Chiefs appeared jet-lagged.Dolphins Flop: A miserable 8-33 loss to the Colts. Achane was the only bright spot.Jets Win a Shootout: Justin Fields delivered a massive 29-point

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00:45:24

Episode 01: Welcome to The Whole 9️⃣ Yards!

The Whole Nine Yards ·

2025/09/05

The Vibe: Welcome to the regular season! Milton kicks things off by pondering the phrase "the whole nine yards" and decides this podcast will get you 90% of the way there—you just need to provide the final "tush push" to win your week.TNF Recap: The Eagles narrowly beat the Cowboys 24-20 in a chaotic, fight-filled opener. Key takeaways: Jalen Hurts and Saquon Barkley delivered as expected, but the Eagles' scheme left AJ Brown and Devonta Smith as non-factors, raising big

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