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The Slaptail Squad

The Slaptail Squad

He"s the Beaveman, a sarcastic, angry, Army veteran who is full of guarded optimism and a love of comedy. His counterpart, the Swan, is the Padmé to his Darth Vader, the Evil-Lyn to his Skeletor, and the destroyer of fun. Together they use the podcast as a method of increasing their power and skills with both the light and the dark side of the force. They are joined by fellow squad members the Trailer Park Monster/Dark Lord of Brown-Town JD Hutchins, the King of Kalamazoo County Comedy Nolan

comedy improv

All Episodes

97:40

The Fiery Serpent of Pleiades lives in Beaveman's Pants

The Slaptail Squad ·

2026/01/11

Send us a textIt's another great episode. Bringing comedy to the world while it burns around you. Gotta do your part to make people smile. This week Steven whines about his pathetic comedy career. Stop doing bringer shows! This isn't 1986. Pay your comedians you worthless comedy club. The Beaveman talks about being sleepy. Stay tuned for that one man show. This weeks POS is brought to you by the Swan. Stay tuned for updates from our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot. She's going to have

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73:49

A Parrot Walks Into an Oyster Bar in Anaheim

The Slaptail Squad ·

2026/01/04

Send us a textThis week on the Slaptail Squad, the trinity of power unite! Witness the power of three as they podcast.We start off with a tragic story from, you guessed it, Florida. Just another family annihilator wannabe. Can people just take themselves out instead of those around them? Then the Beaveman keeps it coastal and presents yet another gross condition, infections with Vibrio Vulnificus. Don't eat that! JD recounts reports of ghostly encounters at the happiest place on earth, and Swan

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86:19

Tiny Ticks, Tiny Parachutes, Tiny Shovels

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/12/28

Send us a textIt's the last episode of 2025! On this episode the Beaveman presents one of the most ridiculous conspiracy theories out there. The belief that Lyme Disease was created in a lab on Plum island at the Plum Island Animal Disease Center. I mean, let's not just assume that Lyme Disease has been around for thousands of years. That would be ridiculous. It's clearly a biological weapon created by an evil genius in order to wreak havoc on the battlefield by causing a rash and

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79:06

Remembering the gifts Rob Reiner gave us

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/12/21

Send us a textThis week the Beaveman talks about all the fond memories he has of the life changing gifts that legendary director Rob Reiner gave to the world. The Swan shares her memories as well and they have a light hearted discussion about their love of The Princess Bride and Stand By Me specifically, as well as Beaveman's new crush on 40-something Kathy Bates. They are joined by Drippy Steve who is younger than the Beaveman and Swan. So he gets an education about all the pop culture

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87:48

Is that a Cotard piloting that UAP?

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/12/14

Send us a textThis week on the Slaptail Squad, Drippy Steve teaches us how to correctly identify a UAP, we learn about the developing story of young Rebecca Park, the Beaveman presents Cotard syndrome, and Swan tells some of the worst jokes they have ever heard. Every wonder if you should report that UAP? Is it a UAP? Well, get ready for Drippy "the Necrophile" Steve to drop some knowledge.It's the crime report and this one is brutal. Follow this developing story about Rebecca Park

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99:47

Dutch Alien Hands Walk the Dog

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/12/08

Send us a textThe Squad unites and welcomes the Minddog himself, Matt Nappo, to the show to hang out and join in the idiocy that is the Slaptail Squad. Did you know there is a medical condition where your hand can do its own thing, beyond your control? Sounds kinky right? Wrong you weirdo. It is an actual condition known as Alien Hand Syndrome. The Swan brings us a little bit of crime news, thanks to our crime reporter Angela Tripsalot. The Dark Lord of Browntown finally shows up to tell the squad

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93:53

Drippy Steve Goes to War with a Douchebag

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/11/30

Send us a textWhat a fun episode. The squad gets unsolicited information from Steven about his sex life, which coincidentally, fits very well with the Beaveman's, "Not So Grand Rounds." Should it drip? An age old question. This week on extraterrestrial time, Steven proves he is unprepared, and Nolan does the same on Weird History. Good thing no one is paying these guys. The traffic report is read with the finesse of a machete chopping up a wild boar, and the Swan delivers a decent

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74:51

Orbs and Lizardmen make their final stand in Thermopylae

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/11/23

Send us a textTechnical difficulties plague the squad from the get go, leading to some rather mid-quality sound from Nolan, but they power through. At least, sort of. That non-beard growing Indiana potato decides he has to make in the middle of the podcast. This only infuriates the Beaveman and Nolan more. They still have a fun chat with each segment with the poor Beaveman covering his segment, plus Swan's and JD's. He gives it his best, but he is no substitute. It's extraterrestrial

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82:16

Underwater Parrots Love Feet

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/11/16

Send us a textThe Squad assembles to bring you their own brand of idiocy. Ever wonder what a USO is? If so, you have most likely come to the wrong place. Steven "the roll on" Amish Potato brings us the hot topics in all things extraterrestrial this week. Is it extraterrestrial or is it terrestrial? If it's underwater, is it aquatic? Beaveman talks about the difference between a foot fetishistic disorder and a foot kink/interest/fetish. Unfortunately, he assumed the squad was

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87:11

Alien Brave Sexual Disorders in Traffic

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/11/09

Send us a textOn this week's episode, the Squad unites and things get weird... even for us. Extraterrestrial things - Steven basically talks about aliens and basically says basically 47 times. (We didn't actually count, but you can if you want to). Nolan does a book report on the historical accuracy of the movie Braveheart. Swan joins us from the Slaptail Nation Chopper with a highly informative, completely serious, definitely-not-ripped-from- The Matrix traffic report. Then, Beaveman

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97:02

Ivy's Paranormal Beaver

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/11/02

Send us a textThe Squad unites to have a paranormal talk with Ivy Supersonic. Is it all paranormal talk. Of course not. Something odd happens. Is it just a recording error, most likely, or could it be the presence of Ivy's father throughout the interview? Wanting to believe, the squad leans toward the paranormal. The scientist in Beaveman wins out in the end. Most likely this is a recording error. Possibly Ivy had more than one window open on her browser, perhaps there was interference from her

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89:36

Small hands with drones, fencing, and bad jokes

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/10/26

Send us a textAnother fun episode as the squad unites. Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz joins the squad with the latest extraterrestrial buzz. The Beaveman professes his love for little people. That guy really likes the ladies for sure. Nolan tells us about an amazing female fencer and the Swan destroys yet another traffic report. The Swan doesn't disappoint on her second segment. She really can ruin a joke. Join us weekly for another idiotic episode. https://www.slaptailnation.com/Support

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Eyelashes on a Moose, or a Sphere on a Haunting

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/10/19

Send us a textBeaveman demonstrates once again that his medical topics focus on his love of women. Can that guy focus on anything else? No worries, the Swan delivers a fun story about a Moose on the loose, Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz rolls in with information about the Buga sphere, and JD hits us with some paranormal activity. Oh, and the Ronz is there to make it cringy. That's why we don't give him a segment. It's a fun time and they wrap it up with Swan's fun new

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78:20

Don't Sun Your Bum

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/10/12

Send us a textThe Squad unites to bring you another ridiculous episode. Well, all of us except JD. Thanks a lot kids. Kids ruin podcasts. Anyway. Ronz steps in, or does he? Nope, he has Lil Powdered Donut sit in. On this episode they cover such topics as: perineum sunning, the oldest dynasty, a terrible traffic report, a North Carolina cryptid, and of course, dumb jokes with Swan. Done in true Slaptail Squad fashion with lots of interjections and side tracked conversations. Thanks for taking part in

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73:05

Rome, Annabelle, Traffic, Ozempic Vulva and Bad jokes...

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/10/05

Send us a textThe title says it all. The Squad transitions to an actual goofy format. Want to hear some weird history? Nolan's got you covered. Miss the Monsters Lair, we do too, but you can get a tiny taste from the Trailer Park Monster himself, the Dark Lord of Brown Town, JD Hutchins. Have you ever wanted to hear local traffic with all the enthusiasm of Ben Stiller doing a dry eye commercial? No, me either, but Swan has it covered. Of course you want to hear about medical topics with the

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44:12

Mothman Fest with the Squad and JD in person!!!!!!!

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/09/28

Send us a textIt's a bucket list weekend. JD Hutchins is onsite with the squad all the way from Fresno, CA. It's a great adventure starting with JD's flight getting screwed up, rush tattoos for the Beaveman and JD, a comedy show where the Beaveman performs, then an overnight drive to Ohio, about 30 minutes from Point Pleasant WV. Do we have more recordings? No. The squad consisting of a very high Nolan Johncock and Steven "the Sitcom" Ortiz attempt to podcast while

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85:43

Plans change

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/09/21

Send us a textThe plan: play clips of old shows and talk about what we remember, make fun of how we responded, sounded, etc. That would have worked out well, had the Beaveman not recorded sound bytes over the clips on the mixer. Oh well, we adapted and overcame. What did we even talk about. Let's see, Ronz updated us and then somehow we started talking about the military and the Beaveman's time as an Airborne Infantry Paratrooper. It was a fun little chat. Join us every week. Slaptail

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70:31

Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 16: Pyramids bitches!

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/09/18

Send us a text Beaveman and the Doc talk pyramid theory. Who built them? Why did they build them? Why are we so arrogant as a species in this day and age?Support the show

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72:11

Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 15: Hoarders and Hijinks

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/09/18

Send us a text In this weeks episode we start off with a new intro song, the Beaveman and the Doc discuss minimizing, comedy routines, dreams, dad advice and more!Support the show

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87:52

Beaveman and The Doc, Episode 13: You Had Me At Get Lost

The Slaptail Squad ·

2025/09/18

Send us a text In episode 13 The Beaveman and The Doc discuss pickup lines and dating as well as a few other random topics!Support the show

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