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PODCAST

What Would Denise Do?

David Allison and Dom Vince

What Would Denise Do? Is a comedy Podcast from creators Dom Vince and David Allison. Coaches by day, homos by (well, day and night) and all-round fun guys to be around. Covering random topics from the Sand Dunes of Gran Canaria to the guy who once made love to a sausage roll from a well-known chain bakery. Join us every Saturday for a new full episode with bonus content being released mid-week. Connect with us on Instagram at instagram.com/whatwoulddenise or send us an email at

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01:14:34

Masturbation, Malarkey & Mary: The Dover Disaster...

What Would Denise Do? ·

2025/10/18

Buckle up, babes, because this season finale is the most iconic, chaotic, and downright unhinged episode yet. Deyonce and Davina take you from the majestic White Cliffs of Dover (where one nearly left his mother for dead but found enlightenment and wine instead), to a Holiday Inn so wild it should’ve come with a trigger warning — featuring “Masturbating Matthew” and a fire alarm from hell.Between Prosecco-fuelled chaos, Dover Castle history lessons, cats that aren’t the right cats, DIY disasters,

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01:31:03

Calorie Deficits & Cavernous Saunas

What Would Denise Do? ·

2025/10/11

Welcome to another chaotic catch-up is an absolute riot, kicking off with a deep dive into J.Lo's album lore and a philosophical debate on the impracticalities of adult film snacks. The conversation spirals beautifully, covering everything from the joy of chicken tikka paninis to plans for an unlikely horseback riding podcast session at a friend's stables. We also pull back the curtain on the gay landmarks of East London, revealing the real purpose of cavernous high-street saunas and the

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01:13:18

Fingered, Floored & Fabulous

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2025/10/04

Hold onto your Aperol spritzes, because Deyonce and Davina are off the rails. From dodgy knees on single-leg extensions to gym psychopaths strutting in with no pants (yes, really), nothing is safe. They worship crisps like royalty, plot holiday disasters, and debate alien life like it’s the hottest gossip on TOWIE.Space, darling. They dive into the terrifying beauty of floating off into the void, ponder whether extra-terrestrials have faster Wi-Fi than us mere mortals, and speculate on twin versions

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00:55:09

Pork in Cider & Hermione Kenobi

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2025/09/27

The gang's back together, spilling the tea on everything from Beyoncé’s Vegas gig—and Michelle's clumsy arse—to what really happens when you bring a man back to your mum's house against her wishes. We get deep into the mysteries of Star Wars and Star Trek, and try to settle the most important debate of our time: Is "cleverer" a word? Plus, we've got a brilliant story about pork, cider, and a truly mortifying parental slip-up. Grab a drink, settle in, and whatever you do,

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01:18:55

Cream Teas, Crime Shows & Cult Vibes

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2025/09/20

In this episode, Dom and David go full chaos mode — from Beyoncé and Destiny’s Child gossip to paint jobs gone wrong, leprechaun impressions, and accidental Mrs. Doubtfire moments. Dom recounts the wild joy (and slight cult vibes) of Most Wuthering Heights Day Ever in Margate, complete with red dresses, Kate Bush tributes, and a family full-circle moment.Meanwhile, Davina spills about noisy fans, dodgy sleep, and ordering Deliveroo like it’s an Olympic sport — all while dodging snakes in Australia

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01:22:07

Serial Killers & Sweaty Bitches

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2025/09/13

Welcome back, you thirsty lot, to the podcast where we chew the fat and get absolutely hammered in the process. This week, we've gone on a journey that's more chaotic than a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest. We've talked everything from dodgy dates and Aperol Spritz on a plane to a full-blown murder mystery marathon.We've delved deep into the twisted world of Fred and Rose West, and honestly, you'll never look at a garden patio the same way again. We've also figured

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01:29:29

Nightmare Neighbours, Parrot Screams & Jet-Fuelled...

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2025/09/06

Hold onto your tea towels, because this podcast is a full-blown rollercoaster of chaos, clumsiness, and absolute mayhem. From nightmare neighbours wreaking havoc to questionable love lives on reality TV, our hosts spill every hilariously horrifying story you never knew you needed. Time travel gets a shoutout—because why not imagine escaping your own disasters into the past?—before jetting off to tales of holiday trauma, from the perils of parrot-induced panic to the absolute madness of airports,

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01:14:15

Gimp Suits & Nosey Bankers!

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2025/08/30

Alright you lot, welcome back. We're here for Season 4, Episode 2, and we're back to our old tricks. This time, we're in the same room like a couple of giggly schoolgirls. And believe me, it’s a whole new dynamic with a camera that cost a fortune but still manages to be a total knob. We’re getting into it, babes, talking about the absolute state of banks that are closing faster than my legs on a Saturday night and the sheer audacity of them asking why you need your own money. The cheek

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01:24:19

Wicked Trailers & Windy Boxes

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2025/08/23

Welcome to Season 4, Episode 1: Denise is BACK, burping like a diva and sipping gin like it’s water. After a three‑hour pre‑recording sesh (and several bottles of gin), our favourite potty‑mouthed queen has emerged from the Deceased Denise crypt swinging blouses, pride gear, and sass thicker than wallpaper paste. We tackle everything from Wicked 2, DNA test revelations (15% Sri Lankan, babes), hot sweaty knees, Wembley Beyoncé, and why London Pride now feels like too much glitter, too little

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01:11:03

Blowjobs & Birdwatching (SEASON 3 FINALE)

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2025/04/13

Well, babes… surprise! Due to life being a chaotic slut, this is accidentally the Season 3 finale. Not planned, not mentioned, not even thought through — which feels quite on brand, really. But don’t worry, we go out in classic WWDD style: absolute chaos, deep philosophical musings (like how many blowjobs you'd need to give before you die), tales of flea-infested flats, 90s TV nostalgia, and heartfelt gushing over lamb roasts and Victoria sponges.Davina’s still scratching, Dominic’s still

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01:18:45

Sunbeds & Stanley Cups

What Would Denise Do? ·

2025/04/05

Another week, another episode of What Would Denise Do? – and babes, this one's juicier than a wet flannel in a Shagaluf foam party. Deyonce's back from their holibobs and gives us the full rundown: sunbeds, MAGA maniacs, French Canadians discovering heat for the first time, and the spiritual journey of all-inclusive rum. Meanwhile, Davina's trying to remember if he’s in 2001 or just stuck in the queue for Bridget Jones 4. We talk sunbed strategy, Stanley Cups, and the exact science of

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01:06:54

Kate Bush Day and Marmite Fingers

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2025/03/22

Buckle up for a wild, laugh-out-loud ride through the beautifully chaotic, utterly ridiculous, and occasionally catastrophic moments of everyday life! From gym-induced near-death experiences and kitchen experiments gone explosively wrong to questionable road trip decisions and the eternal war over the correct way to eat a scone, this collection of stories is a full-throttle celebration of life’s absurdity. Whether it’s surviving the horrors of dating apps, embracing the madness of Kate Bush Day, or

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01:02:40

City & Guilds Mariah & Sun Bed Wars

What Would Denise Do? ·

2025/03/15

Oh my God, another bloody episode of What Would Denise Do? and this time we’re serving chaos on a silver platter. Davina McCall impressions? Check. Heated debates over GIF vs. JIF? Obviously (David now concedes he said it wrong!). Mariah Carey’s job-seeking dance moves? You bet. Plus, Dominic spills all about his holibobs, including MAGA maniacs, feral sunbed wars, and a bartender who basically tried to kill him with rum. Also, Bridget Jones is BACK, and we’re gagging over it.Follow us on

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00:51:16

The M25 & Middle Eastern Daddies

What Would Denise Do? ·

2025/03/08

Dom's off on holiday, but not before we cover the important topics—like why his eyebrows nearly defeated a professional threader, why some people think foreign policy is appropriate cab chat, and why Clare was last seen sprawled across a Ford Cortina. Also, we ask the big questions: Why the fuck is landfill called landfill? Should Middle Eastern muscle bears be a recognised religion? And is a strong eyebrow a sign of the apocalypse? Plus, some horrific first date stories, drunken taxi rides from

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01:04:21

Avocados & Akimbo Dicks

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2025/03/01

Dating in your 30s is like that scene in Titanic—“Is there anyone alive out there? Can anyone hear me?” (spoiler: no, they can’t). This week, Denise and Dom discuss everything from the miracle of modern hydration (read: logging 59 glasses of water while hammered) to a very questionable comedy night experience involving a wheelchair, a blind guide, and a mysterious resurrection. Also on the agenda: terrible fancy dress, dodgy mustaches, and the horror of cold McDonald's. Plus, we demand answers:

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00:48:58

Undercover Priests & Sausage Content

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2025/02/22

Strap in, you sexy lot! Denise, Dom, and David are back for another episode of absolute chaos. This week, we discuss essential life matters, including but not limited to: eyebrow maintenance disasters, undercover professions (spoiler: Denise is NOT a secret priest), and why laser tag is clearly a contact sport for the weak. We also check in on Val, debate midwives on bicycles, and get lost in a deep, philosophical debate about Zac Efron’s laundry.There’s gossip, there’s filth, and of course, Denise

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01:07:03

Keep Running Clare!! 🏃🏻‍♀️

What Would Denise Do? ·

2025/02/15

Season Twat is Here!Darlings, grab a drink, clutch your pearls, and hold onto your knickers—Season 3 (or as we like to call it, Season Twat) has arrived! 🎉This week, Denise, Dom, and Davina are back, barely prepared and already half-cut, discussing:🍷 Damp January (because Dry January is for the weak)🕵️ Spies, traitors, and whether Denise could go undercover without blowing her own cover🚪 David’s war with lazy delivery drivers who refuse to climb a single flight of stairs🎭 Pantomimes, Kerry

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00:14:57

Season 2 Finale (Part 2) Happy HOElidays 🎄

What Would Denise Do? ·

2024/12/25

Welcome to another bonus episode of What Would Denise Do? In this season finale, David, Dom and Mark get increasingly drunk on cheap fizz and tequila rose. Dom wants to know why David keeps his bread in the fridge, and the 3 of us get ready for diving face-first into the post-show buffet. Thanks to everyone who tuned in for Season Two. Season Three will be available in early 2025. In the meantime, follow us on Instagram @whatwoulddenise

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00:32:14

Season 2 Finale (Part 1) Hoe Hoe HOES 🎅🏼

What Would Denise Do? ·

2024/12/21

Welcome to the season 2 finale! Join David, Dom, and special guest Mark for an evening of too many shots, too many glasses of fizz, not having the right microphone plugged in, and sounding like we've all got our heads down the loo on a New Year's Eve—this week's topics: Christmas obvs. Part 2 will be out on Christmas Day. Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

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00:20:06

Christmas Presents and Dodo Tins

What Would Denise Do? ·

2024/12/18

In this pre-Christmas bonus episode, Dom and David dive into the chaos of Christmas: forgotten pantomime dreams, gift-giving disasters, and why cash might be the lazy option. Plus, the legendary Val makes her mark with savage comebacks, and David gets nostalgic over Quality Street tins (perfect for sewing kits and secret stashes). A festive episode full of banter laughs, and the occasional inappropriate tangent—don’t miss it! 🎄Follow us on the gram @whatwoulddenise

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