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Distorted View Daily

Get Exclusive Shows Every Week: SUBSCRIBE TO THE SIDESHOW An adult comedy podcast featuring the weirdest stuff around the Internet. WTF and cringe audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks.

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00:46:06

Tick Avalanche at Tourette's Camp | Clearing the...

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2025/11/26

On Today’s Show:Thanks to today’s sponsor, longtime freak Alirio, we’re finally tackling the massive backlog of DV voicemails — and we’re starting all the way back in 2017. Yes, Tim chokes on mucus, dredges up ancient listener messages, resurrects dead callers, goes off on a Tourette’s documentary detour, and somehow still barely gets through five voicemails in 42 minutes. A Distorted View holiday miracle.Tim kicks things off with an original musical ode to giant asses, Type 2 diabetes queens,

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00:54:58

Dog Shit Facials and Neo-Nazis 4 Kids!

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2025/11/24

Tim kicks off Thanksgiving week by revisiting his dark past as an AOL “please don’t cancel” ghoul, then dives headfirst into the rancid online worlds of dog-abusing TikTok goblins, neo-Nazi child recruiters, and Jeffrey Epstein’s inbox cosplay. Plus: highway exhibitionism, old-school DV prank calls, and why Tim’s eyeballs sometimes decide to go rogue on camera.On today’s show:Tim remembers his stint in AOL’s cancellation department, the shady “free months” retention scam, and how every job he’s ever

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00:47:52

Bondage Lessons From An AI Toy Bear: Meet Teddy Fuckspin

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2025/11/21

On Today’s Show:🎄 Holiday Horniness with Adam & EveTim kicks things off by reminding freaks to cram those stockings (and other orifices) with toys from AdamAndEve.com using promo code FREAK for 50% off, free gifts, and free shipping. Extra attention paid to the deeply red, very Christmassy PDX Elite Suckgasm Masturbator and its 25 suction/vibration combos.🍑 Bung Lusch & Pretty Hole: The Alpha Ass-Care EmpireTim updates listeners on his booming cosmetics “startup”:Bung Lusch Hemorrhoid

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00:54:16

Hemorrhoid Concealer for the Active Asshole

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2025/11/19

Tim returns for a Wednesday packed with fragile masculinity, cursed cosmetics, Disney cultists, and a Florida threesome meltdown. AdamAndEve.com is wrapping up their DV sponsorship, so Tim urges you to snag your discounted sex toys with promo code FREAK.MEN’S “NOT MAKEUP” MAKEUPTim reviews a social media ad for KLYR, a $60 “concealing cream for men” that insists it’s absolutely NOT makeup. The ad features dudes blending foundation with black “manly” sponges, trying desperately to hide redness

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00:48:33

Celebrity Pubic Hair Arsonist

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2025/11/17

On today’s show:“6–7” is Satanic NowTim dives into the extremely online Christian meltdown over kids chanting “6-7” from a dumb TikTok meme. Somehow this turns into a conspiracy web involving Greek gods, vaccines, Trump, homosexuality, slot machines, 666 vs 777, ICE, and the usual “won’t someone think of the children” panic.Mead Skelton: From Pretty Boy to Lesbian AuntMead posts “How Being on the Internet Since Young Adulthood Destroyed My Life,” blames self-promo message-board shenanigans for

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00:42:31

Fortnite Slurs, Fursuit Politics, and a Smoke Alarm...

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2025/11/14

Today's episode of Distorted View Daily is brought to you by AdamAndEve.com — your final chance to use promo code FREAK for 50% off nearly any item, plus free gifts and free shipping. Go fill those holes for the holidays.Hey Freaks! Tim back at the end of the week with a 2008-style DV throwback, courtesy of Sideshow sponsor Burgles, who demanded:<40 minute episodeOnly true weirdos, no IRL KarensOh-God Line voicemails onlyAnd a nostalgic 128kbps MP3Wish granted, bitch.• A raging gay Fortnite

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00:49:06

BBW Thunder Dumps: A Fart Bottom Speaks - SIDESHOW

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2025/11/13

Distorted View shambles in a little late thanks to Tim’s ongoing car disasters, but your Sideshow Thursday is fully loaded: dangerous jogging advice, a homicidal mall Santa, racist Florida homeowners, and an in-depth exploration of men who want to be crop-dusted into oblivion.In today’s episode:“Don’t Run” TikTok Doctor vs. Fat-Ass ValidationTim talks about dipping a toe into running, only to be rescued by the algorithm and shoved into “Danger Run TikTok” – a magical place where lab coat weirdos

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00:53:15

Hitler’s Lonely Little Testicle

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2025/11/13

On Today’s Show:Mead Skelton Wants The Asylum (But Not Really)Mead uploads (and quickly deletes) a video begging to be locked in a mental institution.Tim explains why you should always locally save meltdowns from your favorite lolcows.Mead rebrands into a “Xennial” and revisits his long line of “eccentric” relatives, including the uncle who stuffed cash in the walls and the almost-exploding inventor grandfather.Nuisance Streamer at the Gym: “I’m Just Here to Get Pussy, Man”A CrossFit prankster

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00:54:30

Sperm Vending Machine: Freshly Dispensed Daddy Goo

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2025/11/10

On Today’s Show:🚗 Rental Car & Tire NightmareTim explains why you got a “best of” earlier in the day: he was stranded thanks to a leaking tire on a rental RAV4.Gets blown off by “tire experts,” waits over four hours at Discount Tire while other black RAV4s jump the line, and slowly loses his mind next to a diseased, coughing child.Enterprise once again has no cars, no answers, and a “just risk it” attitude toward driving four hours on a bad tire.After bouncing between locations, Tim finally

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01:05:46

Presidential Fuck Machine, Abraham Lincoln:...

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2025/11/10

Tim opens with a fresh intro explaining why you’re getting a classic instead of a new show:Weekend trip to visit his mom in Ashtabula turns into a rental car disasterStranded with a busted rental, five-hour delay, and useless Enterprise locationsLearns only airport rental counters are open on weekendsForced to drive home in a bright cherry red Kia Soul that doesn’t fit a 6'2" man or his egoPromises a new DV episode later in the afternoon, but for now serves up a filthy Best Of from 2016

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00:08:44

The Minivan Messiah And His Divine Dumpster Queen -...

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2025/11/07

As I mentioned on the Wednesday show, today's podcast is a little different: I've done a short video segment while I'm up in my hometown doing family stuff.🧠 Episode SummaryTim dives deep into the deranged world of Bob Hickman, the Indianapolis cult oddity who famously claims that “God entered into my body like a body my same size, like me floating into you or you floating into me.” From his self-painted “holy van” to his vibrating skin and mesmerizingly bad haircuts, Bob continues to

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00:44:04

Wikipedia Pedo Panic and the Auschwitz Halloween...

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2025/11/05

On Today's Show:Tim delivers a packed midweek show filled with vengeance, vile curses, AI abortions, and bowel emergencies. Sponsored by “Freeloading Fucktard,” today’s DV opens with a dramatic, Shakespearean-style monologue addressed to “Aaron,” a former friend who betrayed a fellow listener — ending with a literal shit curse. From there, the show spirals into the absurd with a remix of a teenage anti-abortion anthem, an unhinged trucker’s roadside bathroom emergency, a gun-wielding “good

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00:58:15

From Holocaust to Holla-Back: Anne Frank Gets The...

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2025/11/03

On Today’s ShowMead Skelton vs. “Antifa”Mead claims a Richmond group (“Punks for Liberation”) posted “RVA beware” about him; he says he contacted the FBI. Tim revisits Mead’s deleted meltdown stream and his ongoing “hidden sin / lemon water / Satan gave me tachycardia” lore.Theme: Revisionist tough-guy Mead, reality check from Tim, and the eternal NAS-backed archive of The Cry Heard ’Round the World.Wife Material or… Not? (Podcast Freakout)Clip from a chaotic show with Goldie and Selena erupts after

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00:53:11

Halloween Family Therapy With Satan

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2025/10/31

On Today's Show:The Clip Keeper ushers in a dreadful Halloween edition.Ad Parody: Berry Papa Bawa cereal (General Farm Foods) — marshmallow bat-wings, alkyl nitrate toy surprise, and 100% daily Vitamin D with every… thrust.Lore drop: Papa Bawa (“bat wing”) — a modern Tanzanian shape-shifting demon with a sulfur reek, fixated on anal violation and publicizing his deeds.Tim plans a co-host; Satan pops in, bails for “family therapy,” actually appearing on The Latronda Brown Show.Talk-Show Meltdown

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00:42:03

A Four Alarm Booty Call!

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2025/10/29

On Today's Show:00:00:00Text DV: 442-479-2868 (4-HAIRYCUNT)00:18:08 Introduction01:47:24 Popper Sex / Emptying Your Bowels06:34:19 Bizarre Sex Toys: Sticks Of Butter / Pencils / Furby's10:18:10 Pro MAGA UFC fighter Turns His Back On Trump16:01:03 A Fat Mermaid Plays Victim Under The Sea20:23:05 Are Borax Enemas A good Idea? Answer: No24:42:00 Support The Distortion26:05:00 A Four Alarm Booty Call29:57:23 To Kill A Coachroach, The Whole Neighborhood Must Also Fry34:09:08Voicemail/Text:

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00:43:43

Cum Allergies & Other Seasonal Ailments

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/10/29

🩸 On Today's Show:Tim checks in with a quick update and assures listeners he’s not dead—just perfecting the latest steaming pile of mediocrity. While waiting for the brand-new DV episode later in the day, he dusts off a Halloween-themed best-of filled with demonic campaign ads, horny ghost lovers, rapping vampires, and Vincent Price dropping witchy acid.👿 Satan Speaks — A Devil’s PR CrisisLouis Richard Marigold III (aka “the mainstream media’s Satan”) sets the record straight: he’s not running

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00:49:01

Strip-Club Skeletons And Malaria Water With A Lemon...

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/10/27

On Today's Show:Presented by OldGlory.com — Over 300,000 items for music, sports, entertainment, and pop-culture fans. Use promo code FREAK for 15% off (exclusive to DV listeners).Tim kicks off the week with a fresh Mead Skelton meltdown (now blaming “lemon water” and demons for his colitis and rapid weight loss), a substitute teacher who vlogged her first—and last—day on the job, a doorman vs. tenant blow-up caught on camera, a MAGA streamer screaming into a megaphone no one can understand, and

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00:55:07

Hentai Pornstar Pokemon Cards As A Form Currency

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2025/10/24

On Today's Show:Listener voicemail: A DV “bloody tampon” story got played during an NYU class for a creative-writing analysis. The prof called it “well-written,” everyone else gagged. 🩸📚Quantum Energy Squares — 10g protein, 100mg caffeine. Code: FREAK for 25% off at QuantumSquares.com.Listener Sponsor: Raphael (again!)—this time with the correct link. Mission: highlight “Hood Legend D,” the shirtless “gourmet” with the eternal low-battery smoke alarm.Feature: @tismala_hoodlegend_d (reads as

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00:52:28

Bleach Demons, Butt Breathing, And Size XL Death Fat

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/10/22

On the Show Today:💩 Around the world in 80 scat clips😭 Mead Skelton’s tear-soaked livestream and demonic tree hallucinations🍔 King Ass Ripper returns with a mayo-soaked food binge🛏 When your smart bed tries to roast you alive🍑 The medical marvel of butt-breathing💿 Plus: a CPS-hating SoundCloud dad, fat-privilege categories, and one emotional farewell to DV’s very first sponsorAfter 15+ glorious years of dildos, anal beads, and promo code FREAK, Adam & Eve is ending its long-running

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00:49:45

Blasphemous To The Future

Distorted View Daily ·

2025/10/20

Sponsor: Quantum Energy Squares — 10g of protein, 100mg caffeine. Use code FREAK for 25% off.Tim kicks off the week with chaos, caffeine, and a spin of the Wheel of Misery after listener Rafael’s incomprehensible sponsorship note. The punishment: Ten Annoying Voices Throughout the Episode. From shrill grannies to Macy Gray ducks, no eardrum is spared.Meanwhile, Tim unveils Distorted View’s brand-new text line experiment, a saga involving vanity numbers like 4 DICK FARTS and 4 HAIRY CUNT, which

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