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The Wreckfast club Podcast

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A drunken retelling of all your favourite films. Sincerely yours, the Wreckfast Club.

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02:01:37

#123 - Casino Royale

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2022/09/08

For the last couple of months, one of your plucky hosts has been plagued with multiple deliveries of the film, 'Die Another Day' in a cruel and calous attempt to coerce us into doing an episode on arguably the worst Bond film ever. But the Wreckfast Club does not negotiate with terrorists. So we will do Bond, but this ain't your grandma's Bond. This is a green and grizzled, no nonsense, no quips or gadgets Bond. This is a Bond who gets results no matter the cost. This is a Bond who doesn't really

01:31:24

#122 - The Warriors

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2022/09/01

Wreckfast Club! Come out to plaaaay-aaay! In the not too distant future, gangs are banging everyone, they're banging other gangs, they're banging civilians, they're even banging police. Also, in the UK, getting banged can mean getting knocked out. Do we over-labour that point? Who can tell. We meet a lot of gangs, some of them are cool, some of them not so much - there's fights, there's costumes, there's people getting pushed under trains. It's got everything! Today, the Wreckfast Club presents: The

01:55:24

#121 - Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

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2022/08/25

Charisma abounds in this coming of age, 80's high school tale from the master of coming of age, 80's high school tales; John Hughes. We spend a day in the life of effortlessly, loveable Matthew Broderick as he tries to give his friends one last, amazing day off school. There's parades, prank phone calls, car based hi-jinks as well as an attempted drowning when it gets weirdly dark later in the film. We ask, is Ferris really worth saving? Is he even that nice a guy? And you, the listener, get to

02:08:08

#120 - Underworld

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2022/08/18

A secret war between werewolves and vampires. Guns. Leather. Michael Sheen. Kate Beckinsale. Sounds pretty cool right? Only this film apparently hates vampires, sets everything in the dark so it's impossible to see and starts after the war has basically finished, so there's not really a lot going on. There's so much convoluted lore and weird motives in this film and it's all so boring and rubbish. This could be the angriest episode we've ever recorded. So get excited for the Wreckfast Club presents:

10:00

Poetry Corner Two | Bonus Episode

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2022/08/16

"When you drank the world was still out there, but for the moment it didn't have you by the throat." Factotum, Charles Bukowski "Poets are people who either can't write a book or can't write a song" Alex Moss, 2022 Mossy is back, fresh off the success of his first poetry anthology, he brings us a new collection of not quite stories, not quite songs. Darker, gritter, funnier - but are any of them poems? That's for you the listener, but mostly Dave, to decide

35:24

Prey | Bonus Episode

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2022/08/12

Hey there Wreckfasteers! We watched Prey this week and then got drunk and talked about our thoughts on it. As always, first half of the episode is spoiler free, then there's the fan favourite 'spoiler song' before we get into a spoiler filled section of thoughts. We're saying this episode is about Prey but we also cover Top Gun: Maverick being the best film ever made and Dave learns what avocado hand is. Follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wreckfast_club/ Tik-tok:

01:37:01

#119 - Edge of Tomorrow (Live.Die.Repeat)

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2022/08/11

"If only I could turn back time. If only I had said what I still had." Much like the 1998 hit, 'Turn back time' by Aqua, that this film is based on, today's episode explores themes of turning back time, general time travel theory and the regret of missed opportunities. It also stars Tom Cruise as a bumbling, useless civilian in the midst of a war against advanced wibbly wobbly aliens called mimics. Like a sci-fi cross between groundhog day and blackadder goes forth it's got incredible action scenes

01:33:57

#118 : 2 - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets |...

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2022/08/04

A young, privileged, white man terrorises and petrifies people by showing them his dirty, big snake when they neither asked nor wanted to see it, in a film that tries to accurately recreate the horrors of being any woman on the Internet. That's right, we're journeying into the hidden parts of Hogwarts where we'll meet alliteration loving, mopey, murdered ghosts, drug fellow students with cupcakes and learn that the most feared wizard in history has a delightful little penchant for anagram puzzles

13:57

Poetry Corner | Bonus Episode

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2022/07/29

"You have to be always drunk. That's all there is to it - it's the only way. So as not to feel the horrible burden of time that breaks your back and bends you to the earth, You have to be continually drunk." Charles Baudelaire, 'Be Drunk' "All poets are hacks." Alex Moss, 2022 Mossy puts his money where his mouth is in today's episode, trying his hand at writing some poems. But are they actual poetry? That's for you (and Dave) to decide in today's bonus episode; Poetry Corner. Follow

01:28:07

#118 : 1 - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets |...

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2022/07/28

Prepare to slither on in to our chamber of secrets as we drunkenly tell the story of witches and wizards being terrorised by a dirty great snake! That's right, it's the worst of the books and films but full of the madness that we love here on the Wreckfast Club, from gobby little house elves to oddly suggestive villains, flying cars and dark wizard 'paraphernalia' shops - this film packs in a lot. So come with us, back to the wizarding world as the Wreckfast Club presents: Harry Potter and the

01:28:59

#117 - Resident Evil

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2022/07/21

The film that sparked a resurgence in mediocre game franchise movies that had no love for the source material. Oh the early naughties, what a wild west era of cinema! Get ready to fight hordes of zombies whilst innapropriately dressed and doing slow motion kung-fu. We talk odd story choices, method acting extras and what we'd do in the case of a zombie apocalypse, all while Mossy grows increasingly irate at this film that desecrated everything he loved about the game franchise. Prepare for an angry

01:54:05

#116 - Batman Returns

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2022/07/14

Long before anyone had uttered the phrase, 'gritty realism', Batman fans were making do with the fantastical, gothic world of Tim Burton. A world where supervillains could only get their powers from animals. Where Batman's 'no kill' rule didn't extend to using his car engine as a flamethrower at point blank range. A world that gave cinemagoers the maximum amount of Shrek they would see on a screen until Shrek 1. Abandoned babies, defenestrations, giant rubber ducks and some of the worst dialogue

01:41:54

#115 - Suburban Commando

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2022/07/07

I am a real American! Except, I'm not. In this film, I'm an alien space marine forced to take a sabbatical on Earth where I stay with a cuck doc Brown and his wife. That quickly summarises Hulk Hogan's role in today's episode which is a mad, fish out of water story that sees the hulkster learn to walk like a human, skateboard like a human and even dress like a human (despite his predilection for ripping shirts off). We hear about how he punches mimes, combs his moustache over his head to disguise

01:21:04

#114 : 2 - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (Episode I)...

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2022/06/30

We're back baby! Menacing some phantoms in part two of our drunken retelling of the Phantom Menace. You've waited a whole week for this. We left the story with one of the jedis having just won a young boy via gambling. In part two we finally meet the sinister Darth Maul on his weird, little chav scooter, there's wars on planets, there's wars in the stars, there's lightsabers and a weird room of force fields. The second half really contains a lot of the excitement, let's be honest, so without further

01:21:20

#114 : 1 - Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (Episode I)...

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2022/06/23

Finally, a Star Wars film that doesn't shy away from the sexier side of war. To all those kids who watched the first trilogy and thought, "Sure, lightsabers are cool, but I really want to deep dive into the politics of the Star Wars universe. How would things like trade sanctions, planetary blockades, senate meetings and diplomatic negotiations work? I imagine exactly like they do on Earth but just on a space ship, but I'd love to see that played out over the course of two hours." Then this film's

01:37:55

#113 - The Mighty Ducks

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2022/06/16

Quack! Quack! Quack! Quack! Goooo, Ducks! Welcome to today's episode where we drunkenly retell the story of the pluckiest ducks we know. A sleazeball lawyer, with the coolest name in the biz, who gets caught drunk driving, is told he has to coach children's ice hockey as punishment. He meets a whole host of colourful characters who teach him the value of teamwork, sportsmanship and young, single mums. Can he lay aside his own hangups and become the coach they need? Is the flying V actually a useful

01:10:51

#112 - Pokémon: The First Movie

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2022/06/09

We're going pokéballs to the wall in a nostalgia fuelled journey to a place where making animals fight for entertainment and money is not only legal, but encouraged! Ten years old? Then you're old enough to leave your parents behind, travel a world filled with wild animals with insanely destructive powers, and meet some very questionable people along the way. Today's film covers artificial selection, race, views on war and Marxism - all in the guise of seizure inducing animation and sensory

01:37:44

#111 - The Evil Dead

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2022/06/02

Prepare for a tale of teenagers, demons, possession, evil and blood by the bucket load as this week, the Wreckfast Club recount the spooky tale of a group of friends who get more than they bargain for at a Haven holiday park. We wander through a cottage of infinite proportions, deal with intensely irritating, laughing ghouls, there's a tree scene that's best left unspoken and did we mention there's a tonne of blood?! Lock the doors, arm yourselves and prepare to face untold horrors that are a little

02:31:42

#110 - Triple X

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2022/05/26

Cars. Guns. Spies. Rammstein! This films got it all in spade loads. Prepare to hear a story of Vin Diesel shouting his way through overly load club scenes with baddies who are very difficult to pin down geographically. There's some of the worst kissing ever committed to camera, there's some of the most egregious explosions and insane cameos from Tony Hawk, Rammstein and Machete himself. The a tings terrible and the plot doesn't matter, so of course it's an extra long episode today as the Wreckfast

34:12

Villains Quiz 5 | Bonus Episode

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2022/05/24

We've not done a Villains Quiz so far this year!!! So let's rectify that right now. This time, Mossy is in the hot seat, trying to guess the villain from clues from their categories on villains wiki. How will he get on and can you beat his time? Let us know! Follow us: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/wreckfast_club/ Tik-tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thewreckfastclubpodcast Youtube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCNUN86QPeTvmS9vqV81fx0w Facebook: https://facebook.com/theWreckfastClub/ Twitter:

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