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The Worst Movie Ever Made

Psycho Pompous and Robby Nutzo

Join Chris and Rob as they dissect the most cringe-worthy films to crown the worst movie ever. Discover more at www.theworstmovieevermade.com

tv & film film reviews

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01:28:55

#149 - Manos: The Hands of Fate

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2024/05/09

We finally found The Worst Movie Ever Made... holy shit! We'll keep doing the show though, but know that we're never gonna top this. Torgo touches torsos and triceps trying to tease a tryst! Dummy-thicc ricket knees! Obvious and off putting overdubbing! Telling teetering Torgo to take your travel bags!Fuck this family but fuck this feeble-minded father especially! Wily window-watching wizard and peeping Torgo the pajama peeker! Torgo touching dormant temple temptresses! Personal piano

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01:28:03

#148 - The Quest

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2024/05/01

Welcome to season 48 of The Worst Movie Ever Made! Time to talk about Jean-Claude Van Damme, one of our favorite podcast mainstays. This week, we talk about 1996's The Quest, which is about a guy who does stuff that's irrelevant, and then becomes heavyweight champ or something. Basic burglar befriends Bond before brawling with a bevy of bruisers but barely benefits! Making multiple movies mirroring each other! Stilted jester connection! Rob's Benoit/Dubois conundrum! Indefinite

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01:29:24

#147 - The Running Man

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2024/04/24

*blows into conch shell* GOOD MOVIE WEEK! The Running Man... yeah! Felon friends flee and fight five frightening followers! Orwellian execution! Chainsaws to the cock! Fun prison break! Richard Dawson! Whitman, Price, and Haddad! Futuristic fake film editing! “I’ll be back” sandwiches! Quivering bloody sushi? Combat cold cuts, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! www.theworstmovieevermade.com

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01:36:02

#146 - Out for a Kill

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2024/04/17

This week, we take a close look at Steven Seagal's Out for a Kill; a movie about how awesome Steven Seagal is, according to Steven Seagal. Let's get into it, shall we?Professor Pudgy parts with his partner prior to pouncing pill pushers! Fuzzy Tit-Scope (™)! Causing accidents by ambling through ancient artifacts! Wanton destruction of small business (again)! Monks versus mullet messing up a memorial! PowerPoint punishing! Wholesale slaughter of strippers and civilians in strip club, again,

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01:30:39

#145 - Plan 9 from Outer Space

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2024/04/10

We done finally did it and watched Plan 9 from Outer Space; a movie that makes absolutely no fucking sense. You need to just watch the movie, and then listen to this episode, and then watch the movie while listening to this episode in order to unpack all of the topics we cover, including, but not limited to:Rob’s early whore plugging! Deceased dudes and a dame decree death to dead land dwellers! Lieutenant’s lackadaisical legislating with his Luger looming! General disregards Dracula’s Judo

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01:23:30

#144 - Death Race 2000

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2024/04/04

This week, we keep true to our word and talk about Death Race 2000 after a listener told us to watch it (email us!). Can't say we hated it, but it's definitely high-level trash featuring a young, but still marble-mouthed Sly Stallone that's totally worth viewing. Careening killer cars cause commoners to kick the can!Nonsensical Neo-Nazism! Frankenstein’s giant jar of Cosby Drops™! Flawless and fully reformed frame and fuck-stick! Scoring senior citizens and tallying toddler trampling

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01:19:01

#143 - The Dark Backward

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2024/03/27

This week, we talk about The Dark Backward... a movie involving casual necrophilia, Bill Paxton playing an accordion, and standup comedy apparently. You're going to want to listen to this episode because as much as we hated this movie, it's hard not to laugh at the clips we conjured up. Extra extremities exciting an extroverted eccentric! Filth and moisture! Accordion playing opportunists! Licking dead dumpster ladies! Buffoonery based on big boned beauties batting Bill's bits and bobs

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00:28:08

Relaxed Fit (What We're Watching)

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2024/03/20

Hello!Our fearless leader, Chris, wasn't able to make it to the show tonight. Apparently he had better things to do like catalog his stamp collection, play with LEGOs, purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, attend an super exclusive ass party (his words, not ours), have a cake, kick off his DJ career, have an important foot bath, get a new pair of glasses, watch Donnie Darko, repair his extensive collection of dream catchers, smell his neighbor's various lizards, and grab some

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01:23:16

#142 - Time Cop

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2024/03/14

Time to talk about Time Cop. Do we follow Back to the Future Rules? Or do we follow Terminator rules? The answer is neither. We follow Jean-Claude rules, Van Dammit! Time traveling trooper tracks trouble makers! Not necessary nut shots! Blown out ball matter! Tell me he’s going to kill your family! Fucking with Fielding’s feelings! Total recall wife face angle comparisons! Suicide centric comedy beats! Jerk off time ripples! Sax penetration sequences! Zero hour explosion tropes! Misappropriated

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01:25:17

#141 - Frogs

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2024/03/06

Ray Milland rears his ugly head once again as we attempt to dissect 1972’s Frogs, a movie that's almost exclusively about alligators and snakes apparently. Reptiles reap revenge on rich relatives! Fuck this frog in particular fling at the festivities! Play playing cards correctly, collect piece of Poppy’s pie! Grumpy Gramps gonna get group got! Director decides that doggy dies! Proud Elliot’s jean jumpsuit penis-pants! It’s practically picnic! Snake wiener sleeves! Man spraying! Amphibious

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01:25:35

#140 - Dog Eat Dog

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2024/02/29

In 1976, Paul Schrader penned the screenplay for Taxi Driver, a film so important that it was considered "culturally, historically, or aesthetically" significant by the U.S. Library of Congress and was selected for preservation in the National Film Registry. In 2016, he directed Dog Eat Dog, which involves Nicolas Cage, Willem Dafoe, and Christopher Matthew Cook trying to steal a baby after a rousing game of "douse each other with condiments in a hotel room." Oh, how the great

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01:16:44

#139 - The Thing With Two Heads

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2024/02/21

We kick off season 38 of The Worst Movie Ever Made with The Thing With Two Heads... a screenplay that somehow landed a helicopter budget.Athletic African American anticipating amputation avenges accusation! Doing deliberate decapitation despite donor in the dark! Jack trying to mack with the doc in the sack! Needlepoint for men! Rick Baker side-struts! Full movie half-nelson! Dutch oven delegations! Garage Sale Get Out? Shared lung semantics, and much, much more on this week's episode of The

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01:09:55

#138 - Predator

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2024/02/14

It's good movie week, so we're talking about Predator, which directly inspired that one episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force where Carl has a toilet bowl with an invisibility cloak that destroys his body, but only before he gets a new body made completely out of eyeballs! We've got nothing clever to say here, so we'll get right into the yelling. Arnold and almost Apollo annihilate adversary! Geena Davis jabs galore! Skinned humans still shocking! Hunters getting hunted! Blain’s MTV

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01:34:10

#137 - RIPD

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2024/02/07

We're wrapping up season 106 with R.I.P.D., a movie that has so much ham jammed into its third act that it's basically a fistful of mechanically separated pork. We've been doing this for a long time, guys, and we're tired. But next week we're going to watch Predator to cleanse our palates, so we won't run the car in the garage with the doors closed just yet! Ryan Reynolds’ reprehensible ripoff remake! Chris’ liquid shits! Kevin Bacon’s heroin hairline! Hot gas having passed through a dead ass is

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01:35:26

#136 - Showgirls

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2024/01/31

This week we finally took a look at the infamous Showgirls! Or as we like to call it, Whiplash with titties! Too many titties to TitScope (™)! Casually kicking cocks and causing chaos! Being a bitch to the babe that bought you burgers (and everyone else)! Crazy woman cusses wildly causing wimpy kids to wig out! Conjuring conflict by creating non-consensual coital climax completely clear of context! Disappointing lack of White Zombie! Zack’s satisfying cell-phone snap! Nomi swinging her sweat

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01:21:50

#135 - Morbius

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2024/01/24

Morbius. Mighty Morbin' Morphian Morbius. Wow. If the audio issues we had on this episode were any indication, we'd venture to guess that Jared Leto's stupid ass broke our podcast. We edited out most of the audio issues (Chris' My Little Pony themed soundboard was on the fritz) for your listening experience, but we'll never forget. Just like we'll never forget watching this piece of doo doo. Yelling: A virtual vampire vehicle is very vexing! Opaque overnight offense

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01:24:42

#134 - Cutthroat Island

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2024/01/18

We're coming in hot and heavy with Cutthroat Island, one of the biggest box office bombs in history (adjusted for inflation). This film is a naughty nautical adventure of a lifetime that nobody wants to be on, including us. But here we are, doing what we do best and beating ourselves over our heads until the concussion stars start to look like hidden treasure in our mind's eye. ... moving on. Painful pirate production proves pathetic! Whore hates Morgan’s homosexual hints! Firing on fine

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01:32:20

#133 - The Number 23

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2024/01/10

Welcome to episode 133, where we talk about The Number 23. But why? Well the answer is simple. 100 - 33 = 67. 67/2 = 33.5. The almond milk in Rob's fridge is 10.5 days past its "best by" date. 33.5-the almond milk... HOLY FUCK IT'S 23. Cinematic crap cognizant of confused computation of cardinals! Reading raunch with your rug rat! Crazy counting clogs, cross trainers, cleats, and cowboy boots! The festival of eating a fuck-ton of dogs! Relocating remains for your reprobate

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01:33:48

#132 - Godzilla (1998)

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2024/01/03

This week we talk about 1998's Godzilla; a movie about a worm scientist who's in love with a reporter. There's also a giant monster somewhere in the mix. Frenchie frequently flicking phalanges on fully automatic firearms! Unprofessional paleontologist pickup in a pickup attempt! Sincerely stupid sequel setup! Step on it, Mr. French! Reverend Lovejoy’s pump-and-run! The R word! Signature weapon breath? Pure bullshit shock attempt with the Met-Life building hole! Disappointing lack of

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01:19:22

#131 - A Christmas Story 2

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2023/12/27

The gang celebrates Boxing Day by reviewing A Christmas Story 2, a movie that is of use to fucking nobody. Bah humbug! Let's get into it. Gratuitous garish gags and gobbledygook! Scummy and salacious Santa! Patting a perfumed pair of puppies! Heavyset high-top hilarity! Sneaking subtle Drusilla sniffs! Regrettable recasting and resetting! Facepalm slapstick! Loose lip service, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made! www.theworstmovieevermade.com

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